Which is the least gay way for a flying male superhero to carry another male superhero?
Which is the least gay way for a flying male superhero to carry another male superhero?
Which is the least gay way for a flying male superhero to carry another male superhero?
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I’m going to start implying
Over the shoulder seems like a reasonable way to do it.
Fireman carry
not male but still applies
>Supergirl smugly notices that Batgirl isn't wearing underwear
Supergirl pays a weird amount of attention to Batgirls' underwear
just throw him to the destiny and pick him when you get there
>Minimal touching even at risk of the non-flyer getting injured
>Green Lantern special
>Under arm
>Carried like an itty bitty kitty
Have those last two ever actually been done by a flying superhero?
Spider-man once made a harness out of web that ended up basically being kitty carried.
Usually gets posted eventually in these threads.
I'm pretty sure Supes has done both of those to Batman
The Bat suitcase
This looks a little gay but it's more just ineffective
Bridal
Fricking kek. This shit was made for being a couch gag for a future show.
>minimal touching
>green lantern special
that’s it, just those two.
Any examples of a superhero surfing on the back of a superhero that can fly? I've most of the other examples
This is kind of it
That one is closer to the first or last example in the first row of OP's image
Green Lantern is on a whole different chart because the nature of the power makes the flight not potentially gay at all if we are just going by the idea of no touching.
The tool assist's are actually really gay because it high lights the no touching aspect making it gay, so to be so abstinent against another guy touching you, makes it more gay.
That being said, the Bro Hug looks really gay.
Embrace with less touching for friends and under the shoulder for enemies.
hold him by the dick
grabbing ontoyir mans arse like powdered toast man
Vomit comet, but only if spinning as fast as possible while flying.
Where's the "standing on the flier's back with your arms crossed" maneuver?
depends on the speed
With Bruce and Clark, the go-to methods seem to be Bro Hug, Minimal Touching and Tool Assisted 2 in the event where Batman's vehicle either breaks down or can't fly. Minimal Touching probably isn't an issue for Bruce given that's more or less how the grapple hook pistol works but I think Clark prefers the Bro Hug since it's the most practical.