Which movie do you actually know Amber Heard from?
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Aquaman
This
And
This
And something where she was a zombie.
This is still the only movie I can attribute to her
Drive Angry
It's funny, I remember thinking Drive Angry was fun but then when all this stuff happened I realized I had no idea she was in it and can't remember her at all.
AQUAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Pineapple Express.
this
she was memorably bad in it too, but also memorably hot
she was so insanely hot in this movie
I’ve seen Pineapple Express multiple times and still had no idea she was in it, until now. In fact, I had no idea who this bitch was until the trial shenanigans started. She is essentially a glorified extra or prop to me.
Same, i think because she wasn't that good looking in it, to me, for some reason. she looks a lot different now
I agree with you. I think another anon summed it up best saying she’s just a generic, blonde love interest in most of here roles. It makes her easy to forget
She was so damn HOT in the movie and they paired her with pot smoking haeh haeh haeh man Seth Rogen. Fucking garden gnomes.
Aguamaaaan
Wasn't she in Alpha Dog?
Yes. Pool scene with Amanda Seyfried. Emile Hirsch rubs her nipples. Underrated movie. Great flickkino.
I think Never Back Down is the only movie I've actually seen with her in it.
Same, I have to admit that she was hot as fuck there.
None.
LMAO
The trial. She was always an interchangeable background whore in movies.
Succubus Cock sucker 1, Pt 2 and III
I never saw her in anything before the trial
None, I've never seen her in anything.
That one Criminal Minds episode
Our sextape
Never Back Down
Aquaman
Pineapple Express
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
The Informers
I watched never back down but only knew she was in it after... you know. Speaks volumes of how forgettable of an actress she is.
Movie? I only know her from coomer pics on /misc/
drive angry
Its certified Cage Kino
Wow, I saw that movie (which was awesome) but I don't remember that being Amber Heard at all. I only know her from Aquaman because it keeps being referenced here
She looks like Kristen Stewart but without the inbred genes
Kristen Stewart was prettier.
No, and I like her.
I didn't know who she was before Aquaman.
never back down, which also happens to be her peak
>I am going to marry the richest dude i can and then systematically lower their social standing
FacialAbuse now that she's broke
June 1st. The verdict
Kino ending
that court movie where she lied about everything including shitting in her own bed
kek
Depp v. Heard (2022)
I don’t, I never heard of her before she fucked over Depp.
Heard has more sub-30 RT scores (with a lower average audience score) than Depp has in his much longer career (and the vast majority of his came after he got involved with Heard).
>2 movies at 0%
I’ve never seen a movie at 0% before let alone one actress having been in two.
Is mortdecai really that bad?
>that professor gap
lmao ~~*((critics*~~))
how the fuck is sherlock gnomes rated that low?
Is transcendence really that shit?
I liked it a lot. Don't care about retarded critics' opinions.
Some of those Depp films are just cameos too like Yoga Hosers (starring his daughter) and Freddy's Dead
All those are Kino. And he's in Freddy's Dead for like two seconds.
>The Adderall Diaries
Hahah god, everything sucks so fucking bad.
The Tourist wasn't that bad
You can tell The Professor was aired in his #canceled period
Never Back Down is my favorite movie of all time.
Freddie's Dead is true 3d horror kino
Never Back Down was kino, what the fuck?
I would if I could, bitch!
i first learned about her from that image of her sitting next to Elon and he has lipstick on his cheek
grimes tried to recreate the same picture but instead of lipstick it was a yellow mucus and mustache hairs on his cheek
what a fine ass bitch, of course she has to be bonkers, Johnny should have known.
zombieland
Vasa de Noces (The Pig Fucking Movie)
Legend has it she contributed to the jar turds.
Actually? None.
Mandy Lane
Wanted her to shit on my bed ever since.
Why are all the 10/10s mentally ill
all actresses are mentally ill (either narcissists or victims of child abuse)
The hotter someone is, the crazier they are.
This. Its scientifically proven.
she's not even hot, she's bland af
>literal 10/10
>"She's not that hot"
you realise that everyone knows you're gay or lying, right? you realise that there is an objective component to beauty and she clearly has it, mad thot or not?
she's a 10/10 face but her body is flat and gross.
I've always found her bland
you're not from california. I can throw a dart out the window and hit a chick that looks like a basic pretty blonde like amber. at least one with a better body anyway
Not him, but Tempe and Scottsdale Arizona is where a man goes to get way hotter puss than he deserves. Amber clones will compete for your attention.
The inverse is Boston, where a man can't help but lower his standards.
10000/10 in bongland
Why do you think creatures like the succubus were created in the first place. She's the embodiment of one.
she was peak in that deposition
>that deposition
wherecan i watch it in full???
Being validated by every living person around you fucks with your head vis a vis developing a real ethic. Sprikle on top of that sensing you are being viewed as a sexual object the second you hit puberty and potentially being abused and you have the complex of a Stacy. Its the flipside of an incel doing everything they're told in life and getting nothing. Fheres an incongruence with the rules and expectations of proper behaviour, and what people allow for you.
fascinating
>incel doing everything they're told in life and getting nothing
except this doesn’t actually happen
incels choose to be toxic rancid pieces of shit and deserve everything that happens to them
i think its because they're also attractive as children and get molested a lot
they get everything handed to them, everyone simps for them and no one tells them no
its a dangerous combination
not mentally ill necessarily but they always have a 'princess' complex
it's a bit like how growing up as an only child can sometimes make you a bit strange
you're the centre of attention and always get your way - so when you're outshone or denied, you can't take it. even when the situation is unavoidable.
>how can YOU tell ME what I can and can't do?
>how dare you make me feel like I'm not the absolute centre of the world? I am your priority, nothing else
>I'm hurting others? so you think they're important, not me?
>what you think isn't important. not at all. the only important thing is what I think.
take it from me - 10/10 only child here
Somehow I grew up a rich only child and people never believe either. My parents were SUPER strict and not at all indulgent. If I wanted even a small toy I had to earn it through good grades.
But that doesn't sound humble at all, does it? By typing that out, I invalidate the statement itself.
But yeah it's possible to be a decent only child if your parents treat you like an inmate.
Because they can get away with anything, and by the moment consequences hit them they already formed their character.
This is somewhat close to what I think "elves" would look.
Also
>A trannny being above an 8
Because the whole world literally revolves around their looks and they get treated like royalty wherever they go.
I was unaware of her existence until the trial
based
before this trial I never even heard of her
This only proves that women are still punished for exposing powerful men. The status quo doesn't change at all. Instead of simping for women, you're simping for a powerful man, because you think you're Johnny Depp. You're not, and you never will be. Nothing has changed, except that an actual victim of domestic violence (Amber Heard) which was already going to happen in the patriarchy. Furthermore, most of the victims aren't lying, chud.
You're shit at this.
lol pay up Amber
You can do better I believe in you
Have a consolation (you)
Are these powerful men in the room right now?
ywnbaw
10.35m, amber. PAY UP
I dont think i've ever seen a bait like this that tickled the "funny" receptor in my brain
Like, i get the irony, i get the humorous intent, i get the humor in it. But i just, fuck, I cant find it "Funny"
She used the plight of abused women to further her celebrity status, anon. If you don't understand that justice was served you deserve all the seethe you're currently dealing with. Simple as.
this one time at Lesbian Camp
I need rule 34 lezdom porn of Camille Vasquez domming Amber
Just watch the trail man
lol
only heard about heard playing in aquamaaaaaan. i have seen zero movies in which she plays.
The Rum Diary. Was she in that? Isn't that where they met? She was just generic blonde love interest.
yeah
I don't watch films with w*men in them
based gay porn enjoyer
The problem with trying to appreciate a beauty like Heard is that she made sacred profane. She shat. The poop must not be revealed let alone acknowledged. From fap-femme she became shit-sheila. I am sure you gentlemen who liked to excrete semen but scorn scat films would consider my point.
the sacred and the propane
Was she actually in Zombieland? If so why does everyone only talk about Emma when Amber is clearly hotter?
she played the neighbor that attacked columbus, so you dont really see her face much pre-zombie
Amber reeks of shit
Just the opening
none
Sex drive
I looked through her imdb and also Johnnys imdb. I have never seen anything these people have been in and don't understand why I should care about either one of them.
she first came to my knowledge in that movie all the boys love mandy lane.
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. Probably the only one that kind of liked the movie.
I genuinely don't recognise her for any films. I'd heard her name before this trial but I had no familarity with her
A Youtuber went on and on about how freaking hot she was in Never Back Down and ATBLML
>how freaking hot she was in Never Back Down
he isn't wrong, she was hot
Please dear GOD let is happen
Hello John Mutt, how many school shootings today?
she already did that under different name.
y are you consistently spamming this when one reverse image search shows that absolute cute girl isn't amber
if you were so blind itfp
>absolute cute girl
a cute girl like that would never do blacked porn
she's trash just like amber
literally exact same face
U blind or something
I see what ya did there haha
Informers cause I used to fap to her sex scenes.
I hope from upcoming deepfake porn. She was never famous enough that people bothered inserting her face into porn. I hope that changes after this trial.
Aquaman, also some horror movie can't remember what it was but I think she was either the killer or the only one to survive, may have been her first role.
She was both
what i've seen her in after looking at her imdb
>never back down
>pineapple express
>zombieland
>the rum diary
>justice league
what i actually remember her from
>never back down
I've seen some of these, but I don't remember her in any of them. She must be really shit.
>alot of my female friends are freaking out about amber winning saying this is the end for victims
>mom called me and said thank god that bitch lost
what opinion should I side with?
mama>roast
older women are mostly in depp's favor, strange how that works
Based mom
I'm marrying your mother
Bro, make your own mind up. Quit being an NPC
Most women who sided with Turd are zoomers.
your mom just wants to fuck johnny depp and the zoomer girls are just concerned about divorce court payouts
2 Girls 1 Cup
2 Girls 1 Pint
I like the sequel better. 2 girls 1 MEGA pint
She used to be pretty hot back in the day. Plus i'm sure the sex was worth it. I used to fuck a girl that could of been Ambers doppelganger. Batshit fucking crazy but the sex was out of this world.
Why no sticky for the verdict? Do they actually like having to manually delete every single Amber/Depp thread? How fucking inept do you have to be to arrive at this decision?
Jannies are trannies
>thanks to the jury i got my life back after 6 years
lmao
should've just retreated with his millions saved himself the trouble
Not sure. Hopefully she’s single.
what would you do if she responded to you, you've got one chance to gain her attention and not screw it up.
She’s broke, I wouldn’t want to be seen on a date with her to begin with. I don’t date poors.
Unironically Drive Angry 3D
All the Boyz Love Mandy Lane
I need a rule 34 lezdom porn of pic related and Camille Vasquez double domming Amber
You should commission it.
Who would be a good artist to do this
Shadman
Afrobull?
negisaray
Ninjaartist
That's a good one.
Do they still take commissions? How much do they run nowadays?
Recently found out she was in Zombieland. But her role was so irrelevant that I didn't even notice it. I have never seen any other movie she was in at all.
I don't
The only thing I can remember seeing her in was an episode of Overhaulin' where she got her Mustang fixed up.
To motivate you spergs to get a life
>Fuckin normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
For you
/heem/ kino
didn't even remember it was her but still
AKWAMAAAAAN
#mepoo
Aquacuck
None
that's absolutely disgusting
did she take a bite? whats up with the shape?
What’s the movie where she has a pretty graphic and hot sex scene?
Also post webms if you could good sirs
The one where she smokes a bong after fucking some dude? Seen webms of it.
The one she was in with Gavin McInnes? They just got done talking about it and showing clips on Anthony Cumias show.
I have never remembered her or her name from anything. And I saw some of the films listed here.
I get her and Blake lively confused
both are intjs
completely wrong you dumb retard read some jung you utter fool
ok i just did and jung said they both be intj as fuck no cap
pig fuck you have no understanding of functions dumb retard subscribing to bastardizations of systems without regarding the nuance of the original. jungs work is completely lost on you meek fools.
Bloody basterd bitch you must redeem the psychobabble i fack yuo bloody
>subscribes to bastardized system
>uses it incorrectly
>mocks someone who knows it better than them
I don't think I've ever seen anything she's in. I think I only her name from seeing it mentioned here on /misc/. She's very attractive, though. I'd let her bite my finger off and shit in my bed.
It’s the only place you can have an honest discussion without being censored.
I get censored all the time here
>he truly believes that
lol
I got a 3 day ban for starting a thread on the topic of cheapy theatres while the board was spammed with Batman and disneyshit threads go mcfuck yourself.
i jerked off to her after watching never back down in like 2008 when i was 13 and then havent seen a movie with her since. all ive known since is she got famous and married JD
The Ward. Only watched it because of Carpenter.
oh that was her? I remember the movie but not her, shows how much she sucks.
Her Smell lmao
I've only ever seen her weirdly dressed in a courtroom, watching while a gay butler was talking. Or maybe she wasn't there in that scene? Then I've never watched anything she was in.
I always used to confuse her with Blake Lively, who's a way better actress
>Why do you normies come here?
I enjoy the unique humor here and Cinemaphile is the only place to have actual discussion and not being censored.
> and not being censored.
kek
Explain
Thought I'd never seen a movie with Amber Heard in it until this thread where I realized she was in Zombieland for a few minutes
What a literal who
Not a movie, the ancient Playboy Club series pilot
She fucked Billy Bob thorton in London Fields.
3 days to coom
Literally never heard of her before this trial.
That one cheesy courtroom drama with Johnny Depp.
Aquaman, she was hot as hell there. Shes not really ugly now, guys letting their incel rage and contrariness blind them.
Zombieland. I actually just checked, that was her.
>Zombieland.
I prefer the Japanese spinoff.
>I'm a weeb
yeah but who asked though?
It's better than anything featuring Heard, anon.
I've never seen her in any movie. I saw her in an episode on Top Gear before Clarkson got fired, she did the celebrity lap time thing.
The Stand miniseries where she played a violent bitch
Is there any way I can donate to her? My grandfather just died and I am now in possession of a large sum of more money that I would ever know what to do with. Perhaps she has opened herself up to public donations as per recent events that one could donate to?
>15,000,000 USD
metoosisters...what the FUCK happened? HOW COULD THEY LET A MISOGYNIST MAN DOMESTIC ABUSER GET AWAY WITH THIS??
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
BLACK LIVES MATTER
#METOO
the one where she dies from AIDs and im not even trolling
That one movie where she was in bed and topless a lot, I have no idea what that movie is called
>I have no idea what that movie is called
Johnny Depp's life.
blacked
zombieland, looked her up afterwards because she was a pretty extra.
never saw her in anything after that
Machete Kills
no one here saw it?
The only movies I've seen with her in then are Zombieland, Pineapple Express and Rum Diaries. Unsurprisingly she made 0 lasting impact in any of those roles so her acting career being over probably isn't that big a deal because she was never good.
She will most likely have to do porn or become an escort in order to pay the $8M. I’ve looked up her net worth and she doesn’t have the money.
The top gear interview was the only thing of worth she was in
Mr. Skin
PUTA
I know someone has said Zombieland, but I scrolled enough and didn't see it. So Zombieland.
I have only see Drive Angry and Aquaman
Never back down
The Stepfather remake was pure kino
i never heard about her until the depp stuff
literally didnt care about her until it was confirmed she poops
movie?
The Wall remains undefeated
Our unreleased sextape. So. Much. Pooping.
Zombieland
Pineapple express
Only thing I've seen her in is an episode of top gear as the celebrity in the reasonably priced car.
Who gives a shit?
Jeffery Epstein raped babies.
Spend you time investigating that,
you worthless freaks.
Do you know Jeff Epstein personally?
The one with Will Smith
>answer
yes
I mostly know her from when East Side Dave would have the "Amber Heard Alert" where randomly during his show, a siren would go off and a picture of Amber Heard would flash on the screen, and everybody in the studio would pretend jacking off.
The Ward (which, in hindsight, was great casting with everything we now know).
Just Aquaman
Pineapple Express. I never saw her outside of that, and had no idea as to who the fuck she was until this trial happened. Didn't watch Aquaman.
I just finished watching one, some kid being trained by a moron, not bad.
That one with Amber Heard