which one are you ?

which one are you ?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a proud Nolan film bro because I get pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan film bro chiming in, literally drowning in pussy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg I guess. Definitely not Nolan.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No they don't, just find topics people will actually engage with if you want to start a thread.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the israelite was always overrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Italian israelite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but spielberg has like 2 good films, max

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about the Wes Anderson Hipster or Kurosawa Weaboo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most weebs were replaced by Koreaboos. Get with the times, gramps.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can attest. I'm a crime drama koreaboo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t.roastie

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are Snyder and Bay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder Cultists and Bay Regular Guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder is covered by Nolan and Bay is covered by Spielberg.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an over the hill Walter Hill man

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none. you need more categories.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of them. I never look up the directors of movies.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *coughs politely*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alfred Hitchwiener Presents is absolute kino even watching it today. I wish we had more anthology shows, I know we've still got shit like Love Death and Robots, Black Mirror, Electric Dreams, etc etc etc but I still want more of them. Was also that Creepshow-show on Shudder which was reasonably fun

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sentimental elitist wiseguy bro

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Refn Autist

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Michael Bay CHADWICK m4ras

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRENCH FILMES FROM THE 60S

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none but I'd probably be closest to Scorcese wise guy (I like his non mafia movies way more than his mafia movies though)

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Cimino-racist

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shyamalan army checking in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      schizokino auteur

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They forgot Reifenstahl Neo-Nazi and D.W. Griffith enjoyer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, wait till the 15 year old edgelord community learns they forgot to add them in

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In what camp does tarantino falls?. Scorsese wise guy or Nolan Film bro?.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's in a category of his own, but I'd call it the "Tarantino Tribute Cinema" camp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's in a category of his own, but I'd call it the "Tarantino Tribute Cinema" camp.

      >the "Tarantino Tootsie Tribe"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being Tarantino, a foot fetishist, casting himself in a movie so he could drink off Selma Heyak's toes. Don't understand the foot thing, but that's still unbelievably based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      camp Black person

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im a Lynch fella

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is sub iq morons
    Kubrick is desperate to appear smart midwits
    Spielberg is normies who just live a normal life and believe in covid and that blacks are oppressed
    Scorsese is boring white guys who fantasize about being a bad ass

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a Kubrick Elitist because I'm shidding and farding my pants that there's no Barry Lyndon in there

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All shit. I’m more of a Roman Empire enthusiast

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm some of all except Nolan, frick that hack.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I make my own stories. I'm not afraid to be inside my own head, and daydream or free associate or any other method of creating.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Scorsese wise guy because I make it a point to glorify organized crime as part of my daily activities.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my Lynch aficionados

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kubrick Elitist

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the Terrence Malick option?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Lucifer Valentine abuser

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Used to be Nolan, but he seems to have lost his touch after Inception. I'm on the Villeneuve train now.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your formula doesnt apply to me
    PTA elitist
    WES A wise guy
    VILLENVUE sentimentalist
    OLIVER STONE film bro

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget the A24 gays

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >which one are you ?
    all of them

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bottom
    left.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reject your hypothesis and I'm shutting you down.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but i’m a spike jonze skater, with a heart of gold *kick flips out of here*

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all of them, so unfortunately I'll have to settle with the best that's there, Kubrick.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my Wilder Wiggers?
    How's my Lang Lackeys?
    Ford Friends?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like watching fights and stunts. Is there a category for 80's/90's HongKies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick your neck, homie!
      Classic Jackie is in a category of his own.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sono Pseuds represent.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Snyder Chad

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