Which one are you going to see #SawPatrolBros?

Which one are you going to see #SawPatrolBros?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh i'm ready

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright lets not do this everytime, plus this crossover might inspire those psycho "fluffy" artists
    >waah my little peepee is being cauterized
    those sickos need to be investigated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alright lets not do this everytime, plus this crossover might inspire those psycho "fluffy" artists
      That's the joke, the studios are trying to force this shit, keep up anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lets not do this everytime
      Oh it's going to happen every time now, and it will always be with two films whose audiences have 0% overlap, so that it can never hurt the BO of either, only be beneficial if anything

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you even talk about paw patrol on this site without dogfrickers tainting the thread?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bestiality is le bad because... because it just is okay???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's a societal axiom, and any culture that lacks it is inferior for it.

          But why? Why is consensual sex with a dog bad? There's never an explanation, just anger.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why is consensual sex with a dog bad?
            How do you even get consent from a dog?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same way you get consent to pet them, house them, and cut off their reproductive organs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is consensual sex with a dog bad?
                How do you even get consent from a dog?

                I hate dogfrickers, but you gotta admit he has you beat with that logic. You c**ts do far worse to animals than rape them, and you do it with a massive shit-eating grin on your Kentucky fried chicken smeared faces.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying I support factory farming in any capacity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never harmed an animal in my life, so that's so twisted logic you got there.
                >hurr durr other people slaughter animals so it's your fault
                I'm tired of this brain-dead argument.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, your ever movement is murdering countless critters. You really think you’ve never crushed a bug before? Eaten a pepperoni pizza? You piss dead blood cells. Your entire existence is based on the suffering of other things.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think blood cells are organisms?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think you’re a person?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s okay to be embarrassed anon, as long as you learned something

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I learned is that people still think
                >[thing] isn’t [arbitrary standard], so it’s okay to destroy them!
                Is still an argument that can’t be turned right back around on them. But you didn’t even process that it was happening to you, did you? Because you’re not a person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cells aren’t organisms anon, and I’m not the imaginary person you’re arguing with.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re not a person, it’s okay for me to ignore/murder you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you aren’t doing either of those things lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[thing] isn’t [arbitrary standard], so it’s okay to destroy them
                Unironically yes. Life is about drawing lines and making decisions. All standards are arbitrary.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you! Finally, some sense. Also, see

                You’re not a person, it’s okay for me to ignore/murder you.

                >entire argument relies on a strawman
                you want to frick dogs because they’re an IQ match for you

                >ad hominem
                It’s not a strawman when their shit argument is muh consent. SUDDENLY these frickers have standards, it’s like they can’t formulate a proper argument. That’s the only thing I’m embarrassed for.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I meant you’re moronic for whining about arbitrary standards because that’s just life. Quit being a homosexual about it just because you wanna frick dogs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re confused, I’m arguing against the fricking of dogs. If anything, your argument is PRO dogfrickers. Stop handing them ammunition, dogfricker.

                But you aren’t doing either of those things lmao

                What? Weird. Could have sworn I heard a non-person trying to communicate.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re literally defending dog fricking lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no you are genuinely just stupid. i’ll explain:
                >SUDDENLY these frickers have standards
                this doesn’t hold up as an argument because it relies on inventing a personality and standard for your opponent. so at best it’s contextual and based on who you argue with, but at worst (and in reality) it’s an argument that can only operate on inventing hypocrisy where you don’t know there is any. that’s what a strawman is and it’s why these arguments don’t work, they rely on imaginary happenstance rather than actual syllogistic logic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How am I inventing a standard for the people who say it’s against their standards to frick an animal without consent? Are you actually braindead?

                You’re literally defending dog fricking lmao

                >nay, thee

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People shouldn’t have to explain to you why you shouldn’t frick dogs, normal people just don’t do it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So your only argument is “I don’t liiike it, it’s unnatural oowoo”? You’re not even going to bring up the profiling, health concerns, or the inherent fear behind all sexual deviancy (that you or your offspring will be co-opted into being a genetic dead end)? Pitiful. Inarticulate. Literal Karen-level nonintellect.

                >heh, you say fricking dogs is wrong, but I bet you eat pizza you hypocrite
                What kind of schizo logic is this lmao

                The type that thinks killing and consuming is wrong, you degenerate piece of shit.

                He's falsely equating the violence done to animals in farming to molesting one. I absolutely despise modern farming techniques, and I want to find a better more humane solution, but using it to justify porking a dog is moronic

                [...]
                It's definitely astroturfed, I made this thread ironically

                And you’re just moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I bring up those things? Why do you so desperately need to be told why you shouldnt have sex with dogs? Just ignore your urges bro, I’m begging you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because having an actual argument makes us seem like intelligent thinking being instead of a reactionary ape.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? Sex doesn't harm dogs. You have no argument why it's bad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >entire argument relies on a strawman
                you want to frick dogs because they’re an IQ match for you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heh, you say fricking dogs is wrong, but I bet you eat pizza you hypocrite
                What kind of schizo logic is this lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's falsely equating the violence done to animals in farming to molesting one. I absolutely despise modern farming techniques, and I want to find a better more humane solution, but using it to justify porking a dog is moronic

                >all the major news sites
                Yup, it's marketing. And they hilariously missed the pedo double header angle.

                It's definitely astroturfed, I made this thread ironically

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >despise modern farming techniques

                So we should go back to older farming techniques where animals are slaughtered by being stabbed in the neck or heart and have more disease and worse quality of life? I'm sure you actually mean "intensive farming" but implying that modern techniques make farm animal's lives worse is ridiculous as pretty much every innovation in farming in the last 200 years has been to make the animals healthier and produce better yields. Any time there is abuse in slaughter houses it's people NOT using modern techniques and instead being lazy and breaking the law.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              By knowing your animal! It's easy to tell when a dog likes or doesn't like something. If it doesn't want to have sex, it'll show it, and try to get away.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                cant you make this same disgusting argument for children?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, and it's just as true in that case. Children aren't harmed by consensual sex not involving coercion or force.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How do you even get consent from a dog?
              Peanut butter

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >consensual sex
            >with a dog
            Not possible, sorry dogfricker

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You made me giggle so here have this (you) that you’re looking for.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's a societal axiom, and any culture that lacks it is inferior for it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      does an adult want to talk about paw patrol if they’re not a dog fricker?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No job too big, no pup too small!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEITHER!!!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm...a saw...sequel prequel?
    I watched 1-7. never got around to spiral. but how many damn metal traps does the man need to make?

    I think squid games has done better with the death game idea in recent years. so im gonna rely on that.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >#SawPatrolBros
    it's so disgusting how this is the lesson studios learned, that instead of bringing new things that can attract casual audiences, they instead chose to pair nonrelated installments as an event. I hope the strike never stops and Hollywood burns down for good.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else they had just added supernatural elements at some point? All these disciples and shit is even more unbelievable. At least we got the Hoffchad out of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hoffman was basically a supervillain with the way he just kills all the police officers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol watching them back its funny how hoffman goes from a normal cop to a complete terminator. shits based though

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real cinephiles are watching Saw in the morning to experience real existential filmmaking, and then Paw Patrol in the evening to relax and appreciate the wonder that persists regardless

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the dogs get superpowers in the new movie? I guess that settles whether or not superhero movies are fascist.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    adults being into paw patrol is legit the most embarrassing human occurrence in history

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More embarrassing than Global Rule 15? Really?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PAW Patrol, of course. It's peak cinema after all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most competent cop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >detailed fur
      looks wierd
      >desperate moment goes wrong
      not the tone paw patrol usually sets

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Pawnies demanded realistic fur so it's hotter

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol no thanks, i'm not falling for corporate marking to see two shit movies again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *marketing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the epitome of corporate marketing, one guy has a creative idea that accidentally takes off, it goes in the corporate manuals, every and fricking anyone does it til it no longer works and then still tries to force it anyway

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to see an updated version of the sony leaks, now including the barbieheimer stuff, pure shameless creative bankruptcy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Barbenheimer was organic. Sorry you hate fun.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was probably a marketing guy's invention, it was honestly very creative, brilliant even, and it taking off memewise was mostly organic (but also being heavily shilled on top)
              Now they're going to try to force it constantly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are "they" the OP that created this Saw Patrol thread?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                50/50 chance it's marketing or a shitposter solely because of this angle

                I think that's the perfect antimarketing kill for this, the perfect date movie combo for pedophiles

                The shills will disappear like it's a e-girl Ahsoka thread that got sexualized

                That seems a little too convenient

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Barbenheimer was organic. Sorry you hate fun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So this person was paid money to make this post? That is what you are implying?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure the implication there is he's a transsexual who will never be a woman. At least that's what the face says.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was a lightning in a bottle effect. I can believe it started organically due to how drastically different both movies are so it was fun comparing them, like both having the same budget, both leads saying it was the best script they've read and a lot of buzz surrounding both movies like the lack of cgi for the bomb and the whole pink paint scarce, and also because the very early predictions pointed at how it was a bad idea having them both hitting the box office at the same time so it was a meme that took off based on competition and then companionship.
              now I can already imagine studios having meetings about how to replicate that, completely missing the point of why it worked in the first place.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can believe it started organically due to how drastically different both movies are so it was fun comparing them
                The funny thing is that WB did it on accident, they chose too release barbie the same day out of spite

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >#SawPatrol
    I refuse to believe this is a thing being pushed by anyone (be it people or corporations).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the major news sites
        Yup, it's marketing. And they hilariously missed the pedo double header angle.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you as a grown man see this movie without children of your own, you might be a pedophile.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like being a pedophile is a bad thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the average paw patrol gay. This is your mindset. Bleed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if they do have a child of their own and they're also a pedophile and it's a date and they see Saw afterwards

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that's the perfect antimarketing kill for this, the perfect date movie combo for pedophiles

    The shills will disappear like it's a e-girl Ahsoka thread that got sexualized

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually funnier than Barbenheimer

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could the Paw Patrol catch jigsaw? Could they prosecute him?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the entire moral of Paw Patrol is extrajudicial violence is good, so Jigsaw's "The charges officer" defense would never work.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Chase doesn't give a FRICK about due process. He'd put Jigsaw in a suplex with zero fricks given.

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