Which one will be the bigger shitshow?

Which one will be the bigger shitshow?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    …which ever one wins…

    WE LOSE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Game of Thrones one and it won't even be close despite how bad Rings of Power will be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you've read the plot leaks, House of the dragon will be a bigger disaster. There are like 5 time jumps in the first season, spanning like 20 years in total. It will be a complete narrative disaster along with blackwashed Valaryons. At least rings of power's diversity has some in universe explanation to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There are like 5 time jumps in the first season, spanning like 20 years in total.
      How is that even possible?
      I thought HotD was just an adaptation of the short civil war between two factions of targs. How do you take a 2 year civil war and stretch it out to 20 years?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought HotD was just an adaptation of the short civil war between two factions of targs. How do you take a 2 year civil war and stretch it out to 20 years?

        It's going to cover the backstory of the feud from the childhood of the princess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's going to cover the backstory of the feud from the childhood of the princess.
          God damn, I hope that's not true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >At least rings of power's diversity has some in universe explanation to it.
      No it doesn't. How is that in a small island with a racially consistent population of pale skinned/brunnete people has a black/Indian kween?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5 time jumps

      Mass audiences were too stupid to understand Witcher s01 had 3 time jumps happening, they complained it was too confusing. This show is doomed if true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not the audience's fault.
        Excessive time jumps and expecting audiences to care that much about the childhood and past 20 years of a character's life is moronic.
        The first season of GoT didn't involve time jumps, and it worked out just fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >At least rings of power's diversity has some in universe explanation to it.
      Yes because it makes so much sense for a dwarf who lives underground to be a Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There are like 5 time jumps in the first season
      Which times jumps are you talking about? The show starts with Aemma Arryn death and Rhaenyra appointed as heir at 15 years old and then by episode 6 they will jump 15 years and the two queens will be in their 30s.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both casts are wrong, but got is a huge whiff.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm just waiting for /got/ again
    see you there bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lord of the Woke

      Admittedly HOTD getting blacked isn't a good sign though. Especially since the director said he only did it because he didn't want to see a bunch of white people. Not sure why they didn't just make a black character, there are blacks in the world. But Valyrians arent one of them

      What is dead may never die

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    House of Dragons is actually working from a coherent, finished story. It's going to be relatively less of a disaster.
    >but muh raceswapping
    sorry not a chud, don't care much. also I probably won't even watch it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >House of Dragons is actually working from a coherent, finished story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >House of Dragons is actually working from a coherent, finished story. It's going to be relatively less of a disaster.
      I feel similarly.
      Even though HBO sucks now, they at least have a better track record when it comes to ambitious high production value TV series, and it's good that Dumb & Dumber have zero involvement with HotD.

      Amazon completely botched Wheel of Time, so I don't understand why people are giving them the benefit of the doubt.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the atrocity known as The Wheel of Travesty... Time? Yeah, that also had a finished storyline. It even had the successor-author available for help and Amazon/studio fricked it up so bad, none of us wants a season 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood why they even bothered attempting to adapt a series like WoT.
      It has like 14 books. There is no way you can maintain a television series that long enough to adapt that much material.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They could have if they went balls to the wall and filmed the first series like a movie or something. So it’s honestly shocking that despite the budget it turned out THAT badly and looked that cheap. Like I didn’t expect a lot but holy shit I at least thought they could get the basics right, even if I had to look at the hideous leads every second

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amazon has all the money in the world but none of the artistry, passion, or technical expertise to actually make something look like passable.
        That is basically the entire company in a nutshell. They're primarily known as an over glorified delivery+online retail service, and yet they feel the need to branch out into other fields like TV shows, rocket engineering, and energy.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every single romance in the lord of the rings show is between a black actor and white actor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't matter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. el monstroso americano

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Single mom lady dating the black elf isn't even white.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rings of Power, for sure. Christopher Tolkein let Amazon produce the show out of spite for Peter Jackson. I’m still cautious about House of the Dragon but Toussaint (Corlys) has said he doesn’t give a shit about the idpol aspect of his casting and just wants to put in a good performance. Surely can’t get worse than the last few seasons of GoT, but we’ll see.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Christopher Tolkein let Amazon produce the show out of spite for Peter Jackson
      lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's hilarious that the amazon shills are trying to force this narrative. The only reason this show is being made is because Christopher died and his kids have zero attachment to their grandfather's stories.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would amazon shills want to tank their own show?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they think shitting on jackson makes their version seem more authentic. Which is hilarious because all the shit about the jackson trilogy that made Christopher seethe (giving action scenes to female characters, bearded numenoreans, unnecessary and over the top action scenes) have all been shown to be in this new show already

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If his problem with the Jackson movies is that they're not 100% accurate to the books and took some creative liberties, then he should be a million times more incensed at Amazon's upcoming travesty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He died a few years ago which is the only reason this pozzed trash got the green light

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Toussaint (Corlys) has said he doesn’t give a shit about the idpol aspect of his casting and just wants to put in a good performance.
      That was after he criticised Game of Thrones for being too white. Frick him, unless diversity hire token.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm getting a feeling there's a GOT renaissance going on

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOTD will be kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rings of power, House of dragon will just be boring

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From what I've seen and read of HOTD, it looks like a boring soap opera with a few CGI dragons thrown in. Rings of power, say what you will, actually looks like a fantasy show.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will NOT be silent. Amazon's new series represents nothing short of indigenous erasure. It's all well and good to make a series that reflects the "modern world" but we shouldn't forget how that world came to be in the first place. White colonizers conquered indigenous people and now Amazon is highlighting them by erasing Celeborn in favor of Galadriel. Honestly it makes me sick.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will not watch Jeff Bezos's Mormon fanfiction.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they might as well be the same thing who even cares

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That homie on the left looks like Viggo from Ghostbusters 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      House of the dragon feels like it'll shit the bed harder.

      Not gonna be as cool as Vigo the scourge of Carpathia.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it would be easier to instead ask

    >Which one of these will you willingly jack off too.

    >Incest vs. Elf ears

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference in budget between those two?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's this? an ATTRACTIVE woman in my show?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Targ wigs look shit on Matt, at least they used Morfydd's own hair
    That's all I have to say on the matter

    I'm more interested in the horror movie they have just filmed together tbh

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking Amazon could actually out perform HBO on a TV show. GOT finished as trash but HBO wanted more season only DD fricked it up. HBO also canned a 50mil GOT spinoff pilot so they won't let something awful touch the screen
    LOTR is going to shit the bed it's going to feel so hollow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GOT finished as trash
      And HOD will begin as trash. I personally think it'll be slightly less trash than ROP, but let's not kid ourselves and think this is going to be a return to Game of Thrones S1. I don't care if you're anti-racist like a redditor, if you don't understand the red flag that intentionally miscasting a major role represents by this point, you can't be helped. I saw this shit happen with the Witcher, I saw the literal exact same defenses and what ifs and excuses and bullshit, almost like whatever marketing firm handled Witcher's perception management got hired by HBO and Amazon to do the same for their similar shit. I'm just so fricking tired of this.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR will be way worse and it's not even close

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HotD, because people already have GoT expectations going on and are soured as is. I get the feeling RoP will get hated by Tolkien fans and everyone else will gobble up the latest fantasy show. Look at what happened with Foundation. Everyone forgot it even existed after it was done.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    left is adapting a finished story while right is mostly new material and the biggest shitshows tend to be non-adaptions. Plus the house of dragon threads on Cinemaphile get more actual discussion so far

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