Which version is best?

Which version is best?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    speilberg movie is still best and legitimately unnerving outside of the shitty 3rd act

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did she mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is the most mixed bag of all time. There are truly great and memorable scenes that really due give you a sense of dread and then a few scenes that are a bit over the top and not that great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did she mean by this?

      Thanos.

      People getting turned to dust is a Holohoax allegory

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You might be on to something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great until the little girl just randomly decides to run outside like an idiot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be better if there wasn't signature "muh family story" Spielberg shlock

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I saw both the old movie and heard the radio drama(?). the movie scared me the most as a kid because they put a "form" to the aliens and aliens will never not scare me.
    actually I haven't seen the faces of the aliens since I was a kid, and looking at the face now It's absolutely hilarious. What a sad looking lad. If only I could shake off the eeriness of greys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about aliens specifically, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that they can just take you and stick you on a surgical bench and toy with you, while being absolutely helpless and at their mercy.
        That and the mystery behind their motive has always creeped me out.
        Close Encounters still scares the shit out of me lmao. The ending was never a good one in my eyes. as a kid I remember hoping the main character was unharmed in their space ship while staring up at the dark ceiling thinking about ayys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So that broadcast happened in 1938. You expect me to believe your some 80yr old on Cinemaphile? Kys larping gayet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows you could never listen to it again after 1938.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He probably listened to it on tape like I did in the 90s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harryhausen's aliens were so much better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do they defeat the aliens by pressing their eyes in the right order?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone know if spielbergs version went through some revions
    the first half of the movie is just perfect but when his son wants to join the battle on the hill it falls apart.
    especially the happy ending with the son betrays the darker original set up of the movie.
    i feel like with a few rewritings all those problems could have been solved. like have the family join an army convoy tasked with protecting civilians and the son decides to enlist, while cruise tries to talk him out of it the convoy gets attacked and cruise has to leave with his daughter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spielberg likes his happy endings so I'm sure that's how it was meant to be from the start.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i like happy endings too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know. It’s rare to see a film fall apart so spectacularly in the 3rd act. Everything before that is some of the finest horror ever put on film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've read some things that the studio was unhappy with how long he was taking to make the movie and how big the budget was getting, so he was forced to rush the ending and cut a lot of unfinished scenes. I have no idea how true that is, but it certainly seems to be the case. The basement scenes drag on forever and kill the pace, and then the movie just sprints to the finish without much thought or care. Either that, or he just wanted to be done at that point and didn't give a shit.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MUY BASADO HOMBRE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This and it isn't close

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing beats Richard Burton's rich baritone voice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Brave New World.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forever Autumn automatically makes this the best. Literally no competition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he has a tripod at his concerts that shines a bright as frick spotlight on random people in the audience

      based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God bless the HMS Thunderchild.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure reddit soi cringe

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS ARE A MILLION TO ONE HE SAID

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS ARE A MILLION TO ONE

      BUT STILL, THEY COME

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best overall: Jeff Wayne's Music Version of The War of the Worlds
    Worst overall: 2019 BBC adaptation
    Best film: 1953 film
    Worst film: Pendragon Pictures 2005 film
    Best fighting machine design: Spielberg 2005 film
    Best Martian design: 1953 film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pendragon Pictures 2005 film
      Reminder that this movie is so bad, the studio has tried to memory hole its existence to the point where you can't even find a trailer for it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually have a copy of the vhs somewhere around my house

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is hilariously bad but I do like its designs for the alien machines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeh das rite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A musical of war of the worlds sounds dumb af unless it's heavy metal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The novel reigns supreme, but the musical is not far behind.

        https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFV_pTSMduaURY4rVeOeWDCIWcgdAW7PZ
        Give it a listen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing in this world is dumber than heavy metal, except people who like heavy metal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worst martian design is the Great Illustrated Classics version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best Martian design: 1953 film
      It looked vivid and charming and has great visual nostalgia value to this day. The Criterion essay about the movie (available on their site) briefly describes how they did it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Canal + series too set present day.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THE VOICE OF THE DEVIL IS HEARD IN OUR LANDS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THERE IS A CURSE ON MANKIND!
      >da-da-da-da-da-da
      >WE MAY AS WELL BE RESIGNED,
      >da-da-da-da-da-da!!
      >TO LET THE DEVIL,
      >THE DEVIL
      >TAKE THE SPIRIT OF MAN!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NO, NATHANIEL, NO! THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEWHERE
    IN THE SPIRIT OF MAN

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Dakota Fanning and the boy would've died in the first ten minutes so that Tom Cruise could single handedly destroy every single tripod. Instead we get Cruise rescuing his daughter the entire movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She did nothing but scream the entire movie!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a schizos worst nightmare made real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ANAL
      VORE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The giant butthole is just weird and looks nothing like the other Martian tech in the film.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't martians. They planeted their machines in the ground long before man appeared on earth, waited until populations grew for harvesting etc. The actual aliens looked like a cross between cuttlefish and frogs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are Martians. That has always been the case. The tripods were buried, the aliens waited and came back, using orbital drop pods to burrow to the buried machines.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ... which is, of course, the most moronic way to invade another planet.
            It's like the Russians burying tanks in the Ukraine in 1945, then parachuting into the turrets in 2022.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But maybe if they had, they wouldn't have lost the war lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They weren't martians you frickin nob, Speilberg never said where they were from and never said they were martians.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > movie is based on a book where they are martians
              > THEY WEREN'T MARTIANS

              lol pay attention dumdum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only real ones know this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the white mountains
      Was Half Life 2 referencing this book in Ep 2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The BBC adapted half the story, and then dropped it with no explanation, like the absolute frickers they are.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Wells wrote this? Didn't know that. The Time Machine was pure kino.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg's but the 50s one is also good

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1953 is the best overall film. One of the best Sci-Fi films of the 50s easily.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The book is the best version

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the tripods vaporize so many unarmed civilians at the start when their goal was to harvest humans

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The version set in 1890s England that is yet to be made.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The musical version.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The novel is the best version.
    The 1953 movie is the best film version. It does not shy away from us getting our asses kicked by the Martians.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moving swiftly through the waters
    Cannons blazing as she came
    Brought a mighty metal War-Lord
    Crashing down in sheets of flame
    Sensing victory was nearing
    Thinking fortune must have smiled
    People started cheering
    'Come on Thunder Child'
    'Come on Thunder Child'

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The scene with the train was kino

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, who bloody cares, Speilberg's 2005 movie was a big pile of steaming shit.

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