Which way Mr. Muad'Dib?

Which way Mr. Muad'Dib?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kill myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is there literally anyone else

      Paul’s mom > solitary life in the desert > Irulan > chani

      What do we have against Irulan again?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Irulan from the books or Lynch movies? Absolutely nothing she is pure sex and easily my choice 10 out of 10 times. Florence Pugh is gross. Better than Zendaya but that’s like saying moldy bread is a better meal that a human turd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Florence Pugh is gross.
          Why do you think this?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She’s overweight, fat arms, fat face, gross pancake breasts, her face would be alright if she didn’t always have a moronic expression, fat face with a pig nose, and a septum ring

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just looked her up. She's not fat. She looks natural and not fake like 95% of Hollywood.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s ok to have low standards anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But you're probably way uglier than her and she wouldn't even look your way twice?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      F P B P
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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paul's mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Florence is way hotter.

      Then his mom is second. I bet Chani was white in the book huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Skin color isn't described, but she is described as looking like an elf, which in 1960s certainly implied white. She also isn't supposed to have any white in her eyes, the whites should be blue.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes but that would just make them all look satanic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Which is part of the whole point. Paul is rallying an army of savage Islamists who want to Jihad everything not of their religion. They should look scary. The movie made them look like peaceful refugees fighting for Democracy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah. her dad is described as having dark features

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turn myself into a worm

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there literally anyone else

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the mom but only if she wears the veil

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Florence looks better, but man she had some sad breasts in Oppenheimer. I can't imagine Zendaya's look any better. Honestly, I'd probably try to just incest with Jessica. Top choice would be the Fenring lady that Feyd got to bone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya is at least perky

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya is lanky and pretty unattractive so I choose Pugh. I don't like lanky women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a way to out yourself as a manlet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I just like womanly features and curves.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah, you're a homosexual

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is another

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay, but a tongue like that could make me reconsider.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      youre definitely gay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty hot seeing Florence wet herself at the end of the movie watching him forcefully take the throne. Not gonna lie.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does part 1 & 2 cover the entire first book and is part 3 going straight into Messiah? Was considering reading it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You have time though since I think Denis want to wait a bit before diving into Messiah so Chalamet can get a bit older or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      apparently 1-2 dont even cover the first book

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what Zendaya smells like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coco butter.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Chani just tsundere or does she hate Paul?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's supposed to be bouncing on his dick while the empress sits in the corner

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's his mom doing?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The empress is already adapted to arrakis. Her layer of grease will keep her hydrated.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mutt
    >pig
    the only winning move is not to play

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paul’s mom > solitary life in the desert > Irulan > chani

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    baskin roberts trust fund band

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The movie tries to play it off like the Paul isn't a chosen one and they're just using their Bene Gesserit powers to manipulate things to their favor but seems like to me he is a chosen one. To many fortunate things happens and he seems like he just genuinely is on a whole other level than everyone else.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Black or white woman

    I'll take the one whose nostrils aren't as wide as her mouth.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taking genetics into consideration, I choose Florence, ie - the one without the shattered DNA.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here me out:
    Florence Pugh, forced to sit it out in a sauna for five hours, then trussed up and suspended over a lightly smouldering pit of hot coals, her dumpy little arms and flabby thighs bound by steely rope to an oversized rotating rotisserie spit, a juicy ripe red apple shoved firmly in her pig-gob, eyes aquiver with unbridled fear...
    I won't let her perish mind, I just need to tease out her basest fears and let the hog inside her truly come loose...
    By the fifth week, her form would be be unrecognisable, a bloated grotesquery flailing in the mud as I wade over in my farming boots and dutifully fill her slop trough, head neck and shoulders one elongated mass of shapeless pale pink blubber, the glee in her eyes a sure sign of the totality of her dehumanisation

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dune Messiah really the worst book of the 6?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No book 2 is my favorite after book 4

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    porn addicted incel coomer here
    i'd anal frick both of them in a threesome

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh im definitely uglier than her at her peak, when she’s a little skinnier, doesn’t have a septum ring or moron expression on her face, and when she was younger with feminine hair. But I’ve fricked 3 women who were definitely more attractive than her. And she’s a movie star so you’d think she’d actually be better looking than the average fat woman you’d see in a USA shopping mall. The question is why are you so butthurt about me (and plenty of others) calling her ugly. Are you Zach Braff? I’m a huge fan and thought Scrubs was great

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been a choice if they cast Irulean with a girl who was actually really beautiful but Florence Pugh is really nothing special by Hollywood standards, as everyone saw in Oppenheimer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone thought she was the hottest in that movie though? Get away from fake plastic actors.

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