Which would make the best mother?

Like they are all terrible people, but who would be the best? I would say Yang cause she already basically raised Ruby.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yang by default, and the kid will have 2 moms

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lezbeens

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That makes her the worst mom. So it's a tossup between the two straight members of the cast and since Weiss has daddy issues that makes Ruby our champ. Though all of them lose to Pyrrha anyway

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weiss's parental issues might make her double down on being better than them though, to be fair.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's true, and Weiss is obviously a lot more mature than Ruby so take your pick

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weiss isn't more mature than Ruby.
            Weiss plays the hypocritical social game of lying to others and trying to craft a facade. Ruby doesn't and expresses herself clearly and openly. One of these leads to greater happiness than the other.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's only in season 1 though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. Chicks with daddy issues make for terrible mothers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That kid is going to grow up in a broken home

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Children need fathers in their lives. Two moms ain't gonna cut it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never be raised by your polyamorus foursome moms of Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That kid is going to grow into serial killer or something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Statistically, yes.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weiss
    (Weiss's Womb is a Property of Jaune Arc Entreprises. © 2014 All Rights Reserved)

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would impregnate in the following order

    Weiss
    Blake's mom
    Blake
    Yang
    Pyrrha
    Cinder
    Winter
    Emerald
    Glynda
    The robot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >impregnate
      >The robot
      How?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weiss seems like the type to be the best. Sure, she's likely to be uptight and perfectionist in spite of herself, but I think she'd manage to not go as full moron as the others. At the very least, she'd be able to hire good parents with that SDC cash.
    Ruby would be second best, incompetent in some ways but better than others. The love is there, but the finer points are lacking. Liable to push her kid into enjoying her interests, whether they actually like it or not.
    Yang seems third best, better off as being the cool aunt to Ruby's child. Even though she did share the load of raising Ruby, the way she acted after getting to Beacon makes me think she's not eager for a redux. Maybe after she gets a chance for letting out the immaturity, then she'd be tempered.
    Blake would dump that kid on her parents and run. Wouldn't even try after dealing with crying babby, when the going gets tough, Blake gets going. By that measure, I can see her being the most likely to read a weird romance novel and try to patch up that frayed familial relationship with some premium cat ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron take. Yang is easily the best equipped given she's largely level headed and responsible when separated from the other team morons.
      Wiess after that assuming you manage her neurosis - otherwise Rube assuming you offset how morals and ethics making sure the kids only see her as a well meaning moron
      >blake
      Run away or resent it terribly turning to vice to escape it mentally.
      Lmao

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yang>=Weiss>Ruby>Blake
    Yang and Weiss both have shitty moms and would probably make a concerted effort to be good moms. I put Weiss a little lower because she's more likely to overcompensate. Ruby would be ok, but I could see her being that kind of mom who wants to be the kid's best friend instead of an actual mother figure. Blake would be an awful mom because she's an awful person.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blake would unironically just run away and hide the minute she had to change a diaper or something lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >diaper
        Faunus kids use litterbox

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White rose is the best combo.
    Weiss would be strict mom raising the kid with discipline and making sure they achieve as most as possible while Ruby will make sure to pamper them and provide emotinal support.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No dad
      It's shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jaune is there too of course.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do shipgays boil characters down to one-dimensional archetypes? Weiss can never be loving and Ruby can never be authoritative?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ruby
    >hates gays
    >has to tard wrangle her team
    Meanwhile she killed herself and her team cared more about jaune

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruby
    Has no clue what she's doing. Nearly kills the baby by accident a few times early on, but overall manages to stumble into doing a decent job just through raw enthusiasm.
    >Weiss
    Has no idea what a normal loving family is supposed to look like. Has a tendency to view the child like a project or puzzle to "solve". Oscillates between too strict and too permissive.
    >Blake
    Will randomly dump the child on Kali and Ghira for months at a time. Gets offended when the child clearly prefers to stay with them.
    >Yang
    Abandonment issues with Raven means she would be super clingy and a little overprotective. Most likely to become a soccer mom.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the greentexts/posts/pic where Jaune impregnated most RWBY girls? I think one of the kids’ name is Percy? His mom is Pyrrha.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of them would make excellent mothers. Ruby doesn't really excell anywhere except combat so she is a good all rounder. Weiss is intelligent and has a pedigree, but isn't too stuck up about it, letting her learn. Blake is all encompassing, I'd say she'd make the best mom with a strong masculine balance to her nurturing care. Yang is perfect but a bit of a golden retriever. She may be too enthusiastic and will need a more reserved man to counter her force. You'd be lucky to have any of them.
    However. Deep down in my brain. I am a simple man. I see mammaries. I experience euphoria. So I am biased towards Blake and Yang.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEURON ACTIVATION
      >NEURON ACTIVATION
      NEURON ACTIVATION
      >NEURON ACTIVATION

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ruby or Yang. Yang is the fun layed back mom while Ruby is struggling with it but is trying her best.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Boco

    Why on God's name would you ever want kids?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I figured out eternal life. Fed it into an Ai and told it to exponate.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruby
    10/10 mom that will inevitably get herself killed before the kid reaches puberty
    >Yang
    If she got the dyke dicked out then she'll actually be the best mom of the 4, otherwise she drops to blake level.
    >Weiss
    Surprisingly not shit, i have a feeling her own shitty parenting would maybe make her try really hard to not frick up her own kid, might actually end up spoiling them
    >Blake
    Dumps the kid on her parents and runs, probably for the best really.
    Basically, yang if you can dick her, otherwise weiss, do feel like pulling a taiyang if you want to enjoy a few years of a perfect home life and don't mind being a suffering single parent for the rest of it though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do feel like pulling a taiyang if you want to enjoy a few years of a perfect home life and don't mind being a suffering single parent for the rest of it though.
      Single moms are shit at raising kids. The kids tend to turn out like crap. Single dads tend to be significantly more successful in raising their kids.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wasn't talking about them being single moms though.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me the most is Ruby, doing funny and cute stuff.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give Yang another sister

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinder. I'd fix her and show her a glimmer that turns into a flame of happiness. I have a whole story written and how it puts my OC into conflict with Jeanne, who never got his future with Pyrrha.

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