It will do none of those things. All of the protagonists will be women and or/non-white. If there is a white make he’ll be gay or a pre Disney character. The only white males will be antagonists. Aka it will be more Disney slop.
kek, this. How many Star Wars directors have been announced in the past 3-4 years that haven't gone anywhere? >Rian Johnson's return >D&D's project that made them rush GoT's ending >Patty Jenkins
I'm probably missing a couple.
The D&D one makes me laugh so much. Imagine being two of the three people responsible for creating what was being hailed as the single greatest television show ever made, the world was your oyster. Then you get a new opportunity, and instead of being gracious about it you immediately dump your show in a puddle of shit. Now everyone hates you, almost nobody talks about your show anymore, and all your future prospects are ripped away from you.
Do you think they hate each other? Do you think each blames the other for ruining their future?
>Too bad....dramatic pause....no one cares about star wars anymore, not even to shit on it. The brand is deader than dead.
It's true and I loved the original series. Every piece of SW content Disney releases gets less and less popular.
this. after TLJ I didn't even bother to pirate the other movies or the shows. I don't give a frick if Mandalorian is ~~*really good*~~. I don't let this shit occupy any space in my mind.
1) His film will not get made. It's all PR bullshit
2) His last Thor film flopped so fricking badly he's lost a ton of Hollywood cred amongst the studios that actually do the hiring
3)Taika Cohen already stated at SDCC about "ruining your mythology baby" regarding Thor. He is a jackass who wants to make troll-tier films. Who the frick even WANTS to waste hours of their life watching this shit? I will never watch another Taika film as long as I live, he's literally a time waster and a hack.
>”it will be… dramatic pause… a Taika Waititi film.”
So not good, but loved by people on Twitter for a week before being forgotten about? Or Thor: Ragnarok/Love and Thunder bad that everyone will keep making fun of it for years?
>Yes, because that's what the series needs right now: More films that piss off the few fans that are left, right?
How is Disney so powerful and rich if they are so incompetent?
>Have newcomer Māori actor in the lead >Jemaine Clement as wacky droid comedy relief >Black female co-star whose village was destroyed by evil colonizer empire. >All bad guys are white and bumbling. Makes you wonder how they were a threat in the first place.
Oh yeah, we definitely missed out on this one.
>hahahaha i am deliberately and wilfully upsetting the people who pay for our product
literally why do execs hire these clowns. it's absolutely absurd to be deliberately antagonistic to your customers and announce it to their faces. companies are fricking bonkers these days
this nibba can't tell ai generated garbage from real shit.
this thread is full of it, mate, only the first couple pics were real.
internet's gonna be a rough ride for ya, buddy.
Some of these people are still living in the mid 2010s where you could say this shit, and still make a billion dollars. They won't ever be humbled, though. They'll just fail, and be forced to take lower budget productions, while never considering that THEY were the problem.
..must suck for investors to pump a $1 into whatever woke-shit movie they help make, only to realize they're only going to make $1.50 back, knowing fricking goddamn well they could've made $3 if they reached for the real majority of movie goers.
Was there a dramatic pause or did actually say 'dramatic pause'?
He had a little notepad at the ready that hr flipped over.
It's in quotes, so he literally said "dramatic pause."
That's about right for what I expect of him for a new Star Wars film
cringe calculon
>reddit: the director
What do you think?
He wrote the pedophile arc in the inbetweeners US
Would Cinemaphile be willing to apologize if it either…
1. features a strong (white) male lead and a damsel in distress?
2. paints the empire in a favorable light and portrays the New Republic as corrupt and incompetent?
It will do none of those things. All of the protagonists will be women and or/non-white. If there is a white make he’ll be gay or a pre Disney character. The only white males will be antagonists. Aka it will be more Disney slop.
This guy forgot the prequels existed so frick him and his shit movies
Is he aware the sequels exist? If not then perhaps there’s hope
Fricking hell she was gorgeous. Even with access to the most degenerate prostitutes on the internet I would still rather jerk off to her
I could have saved her
My sincerest wish is that Star Wars remember it's roots and start casting hot girls again, and putting them in revealing situational outfits.
I love loincloths on women so much.
Patrician taste.
Carrie you silly, you need to point higher at the dubs
this guy and Rian Johnson want so badly for people to think their films have any sort of personality whatsoever
ugly
Because that worked out so well for Thor 4, right?
Disney love just flushing their once formerly valuable IPs down the drain. Oh well.
He can say whatever he wants, the movie will never be made
kek, this. How many Star Wars directors have been announced in the past 3-4 years that haven't gone anywhere?
>Rian Johnson's return
>D&D's project that made them rush GoT's ending
>Patty Jenkins
I'm probably missing a couple.
The D&D one makes me laugh so much. Imagine being two of the three people responsible for creating what was being hailed as the single greatest television show ever made, the world was your oyster. Then you get a new opportunity, and instead of being gracious about it you immediately dump your show in a puddle of shit. Now everyone hates you, almost nobody talks about your show anymore, and all your future prospects are ripped away from you.
Do you think they hate each other? Do you think each blames the other for ruining their future?
>PLEEEASE NOTICE ME
> STAR WARS IS STILL RELEVANT
>YOU GUYS STILL CARE ABOUT STAR WARS RIGHT? GUYS?
Disney is in a panic and so is he
that's not his real name
why did he change his name from David Cohen?
Rick and Morty on a desert planet
Too bad....dramatic pause....no one cares about star wars anymore, not even to shit on it. The brand is deader than dead.
>Too bad....dramatic pause....no one cares about star wars anymore, not even to shit on it. The brand is deader than dead.
It's true and I loved the original series. Every piece of SW content Disney releases gets less and less popular.
this. after TLJ I didn't even bother to pirate the other movies or the shows. I don't give a frick if Mandalorian is ~~*really good*~~. I don't let this shit occupy any space in my mind.
Oh Lord
bump
damn
I'm not going to make it bros...
>doing Reddit month
Found the Redditor
so she had a left hand on her right arm?
unusual.
Imagine proudly claiming to make flops, lmao.
Uwe Boll -tier mental acrobatics.
It's on brand.
1) His film will not get made. It's all PR bullshit
2) His last Thor film flopped so fricking badly he's lost a ton of Hollywood cred amongst the studios that actually do the hiring
3)Taika Cohen already stated at SDCC about "ruining your mythology baby" regarding Thor. He is a jackass who wants to make troll-tier films. Who the frick even WANTS to waste hours of their life watching this shit? I will never watch another Taika film as long as I live, he's literally a time waster and a hack.
So it's going to suck. Big surprise.
Actually I don't watch fake star wars.
shame about her old busted ass hag face
all his movies had fricking white people in lead roles
are you literally fricking moronic?
>”it will be… dramatic pause… a Taika Waititi film.”
So not good, but loved by people on Twitter for a week before being forgotten about? Or Thor: Ragnarok/Love and Thunder bad that everyone will keep making fun of it for years?
Has he made a single good movie?
After all the shit star wars have been pouring out last years this is where you draw the line..really?
>makes himself Hitler instead of a white guy
Harrison Ford got to tap this
I think the Rolling Stones did too
keep going
is this with bing?
This spear chucking israelite mutt can go eat buckshot.
body of a prepubescent boy
Black person please
>Yes, because that's what the series needs right now: More films that piss off the few fans that are left, right?
How is Disney so powerful and rich if they are so incompetent?
>AI morons now lurk every thread
>Casually tosses chum in water
>NOOO, STUPID SHARKS, NOOOO, WHY DO YOU SWIM NEAR, NOOOOO YOU CAN'T
>Have newcomer Māori actor in the lead
>Jemaine Clement as wacky droid comedy relief
>Black female co-star whose village was destroyed by evil colonizer empire.
>All bad guys are white and bumbling. Makes you wonder how they were a threat in the first place.
Oh yeah, we definitely missed out on this one.
>”my movie is going to piss people off”
>okay but how does that help it make money?
>”money?”
>hahahaha i am deliberately and wilfully upsetting the people who pay for our product
literally why do execs hire these clowns. it's absolutely absurd to be deliberately antagonistic to your customers and announce it to their faces. companies are fricking bonkers these days
this nibba can't tell ai generated garbage from real shit.
this thread is full of it, mate, only the first couple pics were real.
internet's gonna be a rough ride for ya, buddy.
>Bragging about audiences not liking your movies.
Bizarre.
Some of these people are still living in the mid 2010s where you could say this shit, and still make a billion dollars. They won't ever be humbled, though. They'll just fail, and be forced to take lower budget productions, while never considering that THEY were the problem.
Ragebait
>WHITE MALES NOT WELCOME
Get woke go broke.
..must suck for investors to pump a $1 into whatever woke-shit movie they help make, only to realize they're only going to make $1.50 back, knowing fricking goddamn well they could've made $3 if they reached for the real majority of movie goers.
Nobody in the real world gives a shit about this dumb israelite.