Who actually is though?
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John Carpenter
Peele agrees with you
People actually are having the nerve of arguing with him and saying that Carpenter has many movies with “rotten rating on RottenTomatoes”
>People actually are having the nerve of arguing with him and saying that Carpenter has many movies with “rotten rating on RottenTomatoes”
This guy is trolling at this point, right?
He sure is dense as frick, whether on purpose or from birth
Might be he was always trolling to begin with. Or he's just a complete and utter moron, hard to tell.
lmao, he could have at least picked a Carpenter movie that is actually bad. Prince of Darkness and especially In The Mouth Of Madness are great and miles better than anything Peele is ever going to shit out.
Of course it's this fricking homosexual
The fact that he made this comic leads me to believe he's mentally 12 years old. Or maybe just a cityraised bugman.
Bruh
Leaving a rock out to dry? What?
It's something you learn as a 4 year old
i don't get it
Can’t forget the classic
at least he regrets making this one. He may be a homosexual, but... you know what, there is no but, the guys a massive gay
Well of course they are. Don't these black people know yet that these liberal white people are the only ones who know if what they are doing is good or not.
I mean, this is the thing right? Horror movies generally have absolutely terrible scores on things. Honestly the only place I can get honest reviews from people who "get" horror is Amazon reviews. Even Imdb is insufferably holier-than-thou. But there's a keen difference between all other horror directors and Peele that gets him those high scores...
>actually respects the craft rather than chasing clout by declaring the flavor of the month the GOAT
Glad he’s not letting the success go to his head.
I like this fella a little more now
little monkey fella
Ok, props to him.
>the dishonesty of Villeneuve
>the pretentiousness of Snyder
>the hackiness of Aster
>the whininess of a middle class black american
BY MY POWERS COMBINED, I AM JORDAN PEELE
But he flips the camera around in unconventional ways. That means he's a genius.
>Cinemaphile talking about raimi
homie u are the biggest PLEB in Cinemaphile lmao
u made me cringe homosexual
Black person.
Dario Argento, you fricking casual
M. Night Shyamalan had 3 great films in a row and no one calls him the "best horror director."
Because he was already "the new Spielberg"
What was the 3rd?
David Lynch
Rob Zombie
stop
>"Sorry Jordan "Banana" Peele, you'll have to get through me first if you want to be #1"
gay
He has made two good films, with Devil's Rejects being significantly his best work.
If devil's rejects is his best work then his best is a mediocre movie. Embarrassing considering other horror hacks did more with less.
Us wasn’t a horror movie and it wasn’t good.
Gore Verbinski made 2 good horrors.
I guess James Wan is the horror king
>NOPE
>about aliens
>trailer is more action than "horror"
>OMG BEST HORROR DIRECTOR EVER! YEE YEE YEEEEEE!!
Bunch of brain dead morons talking about shit they don't fricking know. Peele is such a fricking hack.
>>he's getting worse
john carpenter
wes craven
sam raimi
george romero
david cronenberg
david weather reporter lynch
frick even james wan and guillermo del tortilla are better than this hack
weak bait, won't click again
Craven - nope, not 3 in a row, and he'd milk any franchise to death for $10.
Raimi - has never made a good film, much less three, much less three in a row.
Romero - ok, so it's more and more apparent you just posted a list from google. frick off
>heh, I’ll just say everything is bad! Now everyone will think that my standards are high and I’m the only true critic in the thread
Go back to your Sony capeshit.
Can you imagine being this much of a tasteless homosexual? We get it you want attention and here it is.
Wew here's your (you) I hope it made your day
Still a homosexual.
Jordan Peele, but not for the reason that you think
Sam Raimi
Hello everyone I hate white people and I love black people I'm just like you am I in the club yet please like me I need validation
Well, you know, most great directors aren't bound by one genre, they diversify, grow, evolve.
this fat Black person
His movies were more suspense than horror, but I agree anyway.
It’s too bad Eggers and Aster both made movies outside of horror for their third
Good thing that it doesn't actually matter
His only horror movies were hereditary and mid the movie. His student film was aster dickslapping Black folk in the face and laughing because no one ever called him out on it.
Resolution
Spring
The Endless
based, though I wouldn't count Spring as a horror movie.
Was synchronic any good
Everyone knows why Peele gets such high reviews and its not because his movies are good.
>be Black person
>make literally anything
>everyone praises you as the greatest person to ever make that thing
Being a black in 2K22 in the West is living life on easy mode.
Any troons here who want to defend this guy's stance? I just wanna see what the argument might look like lol. The screen (your deity) said he's the best horror director. You must abide.
I would say Carpenter, but he didn't have three great horror films in a row. They were all broken up by non-horror films. Maybe Hooper. His run from Texas Chain Saw Massacre to Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 were all pretty good and were all horror. Argento and Cronenberg would work as well. Probably some I'm missing too
>Probably some I'm missing too
which three? he doesn't seem to have a good streak of three horror films. granted I've only seen The Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Vampire in Brooklyn
You have to keep in mind, we didn't have YT back in the day. There wasn't nearly as much variety. Movies that wouldn't pass muster today have rested on nostalgia factor for decades, and if you say otherwise you're a pleb. Craven has made some good movies, but he's made exponentially more shit.
so in other words, no he doesn't
This is a hot take but Mel Gibson is the best horror director of our generation.
>YFW his ground breaking gore counts as horror
For a supposedly horror genius, those three movies are completely forgettable. raimi, wes craven, carpenter, romero, at least have some classics between them. Who is going to remember peeles' crap in 20 years
Anyone who isn’t a seething racist
I doubt that as his movies are only liked by racists in the first place, that's his entire gimmick
His movies are enjoyed by people who enjoy movies. Just because you have a persecution complex doesn’t mean they’re bad. They aren’t even about “white people bad” so I don’t even know how that started.
So no one really
>rotten tomatoes is all that matters
It’s funny to think some people genuinely think this way.
I'm a trans PERSON. We can talk privately if you want. AIM/YIM: KnottyCoco1968
We are not going to Personal Army that 54 year old troony that obviously turned down your advances. You should consider suicide.
*blocks your path*
I will never get what Americans see in Peele.
Is it black worship that makes them turn their brains off?
Whats the new movie about? Is it more muh whypepo?
Get Out is a dark comedy and US is a scifi movie.
No, not off the top of my head while on the spot like this. But I can name one director who made three mediocre movies that the media fell all over themselves to shill for despite them being silly and borderline racist.
Jordan Peele
If you don't know, now you know
homie
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What are the actual criticisms that NOPE has been getting so far?
Nome of these are horror movies. And none of them are good, especially Us
Ignorant people just trying to push shit.
My respect for Jordan Banana Peele has gone up a LOT after seeing him defend the classics.
Craven & Carpenter are my personal faves.
What was he supposed to do? Shit talk them? He didn't exactly stick his neck out on this one.
Instead of just saying "thank you, thank you" he told the guy to be quiet and respect Carpenter
Have you seen the entitlement rampant in Hollywood right now? He coukd have used that comment as a soapbox to push himself more into the limelight, or just not post anything, but he actually told him to shut up & watch the classics
He only did it to reel in gormless morons like yourself, who are only one measly step above pasture animal. If Peele had any compunction or integrity he would admit he doesn't even warrant a comparison
You miss understand. I am still not gonna watch his movies. I just dont have AS low of an opinion of him as I used to. But nice try
were any of those movies actually scary though? I know it's subjective but I don't really remember them having scary moments
How does he do it
I actually liked Get Out but anyone saying that US is a "classic" doesn't see enough movies. That movie was pretty lame, especially the last half hour or so
Lol
Quiet Place 2 is the exact same movie as the first
Those movies were more like action movies than scary
So were Alien and The Thing yet they're consistently ranked as two of the best horror movies of all time
Aliens was the action movie. I’d consider Alien and The Thing both horror
Alien and the Thing are not action movies.
I don't even remember him in Manchester by the sea
producing credit.
blackflattery is disgusting and must be stopped
I'm not saying Rob Zombie is the greatest at all. But he came out of the gates swinging better than Peele who has the media shilling for him.
Get Out was a very good debut. Us was an absolute mess. Fricking Del Toro has a better run than Peele. I'm sick of being told that mediocrity is actually excellence because of the race of whoever shit it out. When will the psyop end?