Who could pull her off in current year?

Who could pull her off in current year?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a futa Daphne pounds Velma episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should be the other way around

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHE'S ONLY 15 YOU SICK FRICK!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    die hunter's hair brown and you have her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >die hunter's hair brown and you have her
      >die
      Nice word choice

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat b***h from Euphoria

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter Schaefer
    Zendaya

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >velma is only 15
    i have made mistakes. how old is daphne

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You sick frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >velma is only 15
        i have made mistakes. how old is daphne

        I always thought these characters were mid 20's since they drove around in a van and didn't have to worry about school.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You sick frick

      You gotta be kidding, I thought they were all in their early twenties

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah how the heck do you go on road trips as a high school student.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Simpler times

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think Shaggy is 18 so he's the "responsible adult" which is ironic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think they're all High School students, with Fred being the oldest at 17 or something. They literally just solve mysteries during their summer break.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was a different time

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get into MENSA
    lol you'd think it's win a Nobel prize but no, she wanna get in an useless circlejerk

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    xochitl gomez

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll always be Linda Cardellini

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s still a qt post wall

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter schafer would unironically make a great shaggy.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who could pull her off in current year
    A lesbian to make twitter fans happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Age: 15

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a POC trans-woman

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good news, they are making a new show about Velma for HBO Max.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you love when ethnics take your pop culture material and change it so they can self insert?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take velma
      >make her an ugly mystery meat creature self-insert because you yourself are an ugly mystery meat creature that satan is self-inserting as into the real world
      >call everyone a bigoted racist when your show fails

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My gf in a big orange sweater, socks and no panties under her red skirt.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there is only one answer

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Belka could? I think she captures the spirit

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mycherrycrush has done both velma and daphne.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If we could turn back the clock just a couple o years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Benee. Sorry she’s already a member of my Harem

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Any good body hair pics? I only found this unshaved legs set.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true she waxed her arms though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, she's hairy in old pics though like

        It’s Benee. Sorry she’s already a member of my Harem

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever it is she has to be chubby or fat, and really hairy (at least forearms and pits for a Hollywood version if not everything else).

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Linda Cardellini can never be topped so why bother

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you'll never lift Velma and frick her furiously while shes horny too

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder she's black in her spin-off cartoon.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We all know who

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Used to have an old scooby doo point and click puzzle game on the pc when I was little. If I recall correctly you could poke daphne in the vegana over the skirt repeatedly and eventually she would call you a pervert.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'4"
    >95 lbs
    shes a tiny fricktoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5' 4"

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros what is it about Scooby Doo that makes it absolute kino?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was hella cute in that shitty Scoob movie a couple of years ago.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leana Lovings

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Daphne/Velma metagame is ramping the frick up.

    Daphne was the favorite back in the 60’s to the 80’s. The original Velma was supposed to be homely, a brain, and not that attractive. This preference is evidenced by Velma (and Fred) being written out of the series, and the core team being Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne and other (Scooby Dum, Scrappy, Flim-Flam).

    The turning point for Velma was the release of the 1988 cartoon show “A Pup Named Scooby Doo”, where the whole crew was given a cute kiddy makeover. The earliest of Velmagays (besides the ultra rare Where are You?/The “New” Scooby Doo Movies/Scooby-Doo Show variety) came from her incarnation here, where she was a cute science e-girl and Daphne was a bit more of a b***h.

    People started to think about the characters for what they REMEMBERED them as, not what they actually were. In this respect, Velma started gaining notoriety as a sexy shortstack nerd GF, even if this wasn’t the case up till this point. You can see evidence in Cartoon Network bumpers and reruns that Velma was beginning to be flanderized, she was drawn sexier and portrayed as cuter/more desirable. This is how she began to be portrayed on merch as well (girls like to buy stuff with cute girls on it!) This sowed the seeds for the millenial conception of Velma.

    That shifted to overdrive with the release of Zombie Island/Witches Ghost/Alien Invaders/Cyber Chase. That tetralogy of films were produced overseas by an anime studio, and they worked their ass off to update the crew for the modern audience, defining their modern roles to this day. Velma was solidified as an adorable sexualized nerd GF that we all know and love today, ESPECIALLY in The Witches Ghost where she was given a small love interest.
    1/2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Velma 2.0 would carry on through the 00’s with the DTV movies (some showing off some substantial skin), the merch and What’s New Scooby-Doo. Of course the live action movie also sexed her up to a comical degree, creating an even stronger impression that she is the more interesting choice than Daphne (Who really was only liked by turbonormies and hypnogays at this point. The movie even made fun of how she gets caught and “doesn’t contribute” despite being the most competent member of the group in the 80’s)

      The rule 34 revolution defined the hardcore crowd’s love for Velma, as artists were allowed to play with the idea of Velma being thicc and a tiddymonster, something that was never canon but became part of her image in the fandom.

      In the 2010’s Mystery Incorporated would continue to develop Velma and leave Daphne relatively untouched, with only subtle improvements. Now Velma was spunky and fun and a bonafide love interest for Shaggy. The DTV movies, especially Camp Scare and Frankencreepy really banked on sexualizing the girls, and Velma’s stock continued to rise. This was peak Velmagay time, when Daphne lost a lot of favor in the fandom. What was seen as the contrarian choice now became the default.

      What’s odd is in the past couple of years we’ve seen a reversal. Velma is still being tweaked and molded into a QT waifu, but Daphne is getting a lot of experimentation and hype (along with Fred, who finally got more personality). Be Cool Scooby Doo squandered Velma’s attractiveness, and they tried to make Daphne fun and exciting (to mixed results). The newest show, Guess Who?, has really upped the sex factor for both of them, giving Daphne a big ass and meaty thighs (way more than her original slender design) and making Velma more slender but with big tiddies.
      Actually 2/3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Currently, i’d say the fandom is still 70-30 in favor of Velma (like Teen Titans and Raven v. Starfire), but the Daphnegays have been surging in just the past few years. Who knows? Maybe the Stacy will someday take her throne again.
        3/3

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she could pull me off

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people not know of this? You only make threads when some woke shit comes out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good other than Shaggy. Height, hair color, and shave are all wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree on that front.

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