Who do men like this movie so much?

Who do men like this movie so much?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about relationships between men but without the weird homoeroticism of 300. Also the the MC is allowed to cry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people say this? I literally just watched 300 last night, usually it watch it two or three times a year because of the sheer masculinity in it, and I don't get any gay vibes. Aragorn deadass kissed another man and nobody calls him a gay, but you hold your countryman and battle brother's hand while arrows rain down on you, suddenly you're a gay? Explain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the ahistroical speedo armor and obsession with male fitness. Also the fact that spartans practiced pederasty IRL.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gladiator could've been made in 1960

      300 is an original masterpiece

      300 is the better movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >300 is an original masterpiece
        It's based off a comic book which was based off a film from the 60s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"A bunch of Italians do things"
          >[The Godfather movies]
          See the difference? The mode of expression matters. Like, a lot.

          Congratulations. You now understand the medium of film.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure what point you're making, but since they're both based off the same historical event and Frank Miller himself said he was inspired by the movie, there is a connection.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The point is the source material literally doesn't matter.

              If I record myself saying "a bunch of Italians do stuff" and give you the Godfather, which film has greater depth and expression? The second. And does the source material matter whatsoever? No.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they would have had a charismatic lead in the 60s unlike gladiator or 300

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys homosexual

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not just men. This is my mother's favorite movie. There was a period of time in the mid 2000's where she probably watched the whole thing 20+ times. We had cable and dad's. dvds to choose from.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a lot of pure emotions. Loyalty to the emperor that gets murdered and having his family killed as part of the cover up. Then going from being a general to a lowly gladiator and building up loyalty with his fellow men plotting revenge. It's masculinity kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death smiles at us all... all a man can do is smile back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was Commodus even a bad emperor in the movie? (Not talking about him being a good person; which he obviously wasn't)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, thus why the senate (which is portrayed as largely virtuous and correct) wasn't fond of him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, thus why the senate (which is portrayed as largely virtuous and correct) wasn't fond of him.

        Watch the extended edition

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk maybe there's something genuinely inspiring about having a main character who's a strong virtuous man who gets dealt the shittiest hand possible then turns it around completely by continuing to be strong and virtuous rather than folding against seemingly unbeatable odds over and over again then killing the homosexual tyrant who ruined his life with his final breath... with prime Ridley Scott writing, directing, cinematography, soundtrack... nah why would men enjoy that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This backstabbing c**t got away with everything tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >help maximus
        >AHH FRICK MY KID AND WIFE IS BURNING ALIVE AND NOW COMMODUS IS MAKING PIG NOISES AND MOCKING THEM AHHHH

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They never mention him having a wife or kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets dealt the shittiest hand possible
      Yeah it's so terrible being the protege of a wise emperor and having thousands of men at your command and being rich and famous OH NO BOO FRICKING HOO frick off moronic nepo baby shill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol his family gets murdered and he gets sold into slavery and is forced to kill or be killed for sport... but you're saying that his suffering is invalid because he was successful before that... Absolute loser mindset, I bet you unironically say "eat the rich"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it good

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss peak Russell Crowe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he should do more comedies, he was a funny mfer in nice guys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really like that movie too. I think the porn angle split an already small audience.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it and Troy are well made historic fiction designed around masculine principles such as honor, family, duty, strength, and resilience

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its the ultimate movie about having your cake and eating it too as a man. He gets to be loyal to authority while confronting the establishment. He gets to be loyal to his wife while fricking the side chick. He gets to be the father of his cuckson without having to live to put in the work. He gets to be the hero of his friends without having to sacrifice for them. He gets to be both the revolutionary hero of the republic and the nameless commoner.

    Doing any of these for real demands sacrifice, he doesn't have to make any in the movie for real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great post, it's unrealistic bullshit that only promotes being subservient to "le alpha" pieces of shit IRL because it convinces you that they're virtuous while they're the worst liars and cheaters and c**ts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not quite that cynical about it but yeah, its pure fantasy

        This is the most based answer I've ever seen in response to this woman's question.

        Thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most based answer I've ever seen in response to this woman's question.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He gets to be the hero of his friends without having to sacrifice for them.
      he literally fricking dies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He gets to be the hero of his friends without having to sacrifice for them.
      homie his wife and kid died a horrible death and were raped beforehand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha what?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    BECAUSE IT IS A STORY ABOUT FAMILY, HONOUR, BRAVERY, AND RESILIENCE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I DID NOT SAY I KNEW HIM I SAID HE TOUCHED ME ON THE SHOULDER ONCE

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you not entertained?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute puerile revenge fantasy Boomer slop
    good score tho

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually don't like it that much.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this movie but I hate the desaturated look it started with historical kino. I much prefer classics like Ben Hur, The Fall of the Roman Empire (which this is a remake of) or Spartacus.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Dr. Livingstone

    Are you not entertained?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IHR SEID VERFLUCHT HUUUNDDEEENNNNN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      É ASSIM QUE MEU FUSCA ANDA

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It depicts the stoic man in suffering and the noble sacrifice, complete with an immediate recognition of the sacrifice as noble by an in-film audience, namely the coliseum attendees.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >complete with an immediate recognition of the sacrifice as noble by an in-film audience, namely the coliseum attendees.
      That feels a bit too convenient

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That feels a bit too convenient
        It is, but it's also part of the fantasy, that your sacrifice will be unambiguously well received and immediately tested and demonstrated to be true.
        The reality of sacrifices, that they're often messy and given to an unappreciative population, isn't nearly as cathartic to men.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except Maximus wasn't stoic at all lmfao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A military man in the grecian time period is stoic. A man who must bear horrors ans false imprisonment for the furthering of an abstract ideal is stoic. A man who's lost everything he values yet doesn't succumb to despair is stoic.
        Why do you claim he isn't?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does "stoic" mean to you moron, having a stone face and roid gut lmfao?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What does "stoic" mean to you moron
            Stoicism as laid out by Epictetus and practiced by Aurelius, which among other things means keeping your passions and emotions in check, continually acknowledging the shortness of your own life, and placing value in ideals beyond your own self. I dont expect him to be a philosopher on the stoa, but he practices the common military application.

            What does it mean to you?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not raging like a tardbaby when someone slights you and plotting an incel revenge plot out of feefee asspayne?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think we can agree that someone murdering your child and raping and murdering your wife while burning down your land and selling you into distant slavery is more than just a slight.
                But even then, if it were simple revenge, the film would have ended at the halfway point when Maximus had a chance to kill Commodus post-combat. The final outcome isn't about revenge, it's about justice and attempting to preserve the high ideals of Aurelius. Transcendental values.
                But you knew all that already, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more than just a slight.
                Doesn't matter you're stoic it's out of your control just shrug it off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being a woman and explain what your problem is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His problem is he's a b***h, likely because he's insufficiently stoic. Oh well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Already did, Maximus is a whiny loser who lets emotions control his entire life.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gee.. I wonder why

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont. it's alright, 7/10

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because swords

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is what it means to be a man

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you not entertained!?
    I am wholly and fully entertained.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody wasn't entertained eh?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women, gays, trannies, jannies and zooms don't understand camaraderie and spiritual male bonding.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What of good Silonius?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Times you acted like the Pope's Gladiator?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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