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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey how bout a courtesy flush in there partner

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ExDe
      What the frick does this mean?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        XD

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But why the E and the X?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant "E" and "e"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's Adam Jensen from Deus Ex.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOW BITE DOWN AND GIVE 'EM HELL

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    best joke is madtv guy holding out his hand to stop the steam roller from 25 feet away
    the best austin joke is sadly in the worst movie, goldmember.
    >i used to think you were crazy dr evil. but now i can see your nuts
    it's the line that cemented your/you're in my mind and left me foreverily correcting you ham and cheese tongues who mix them up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite joke was the guy who needed to repeat himself 3 times. The second question being a different question starts a whole new line of questioning, and therefore wouldn't count in the other line of questioning. He's so autistic about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember steph green as a guest on madtv trying to tell that guy he wasnt in austin power. he then stares at the camera and screams "Noooooooo". the audience goes crazy and green shuts the frick up

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh there you are!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do I know you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, but that's where you are, you're there

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You show that turd who’s boss!
    You better calm down or you’ll blow out your O-ring!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bite your lip, grab a hold of something, and give it hell!

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im about to go poo myself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool
      keep us posted bro

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cutaways to friends or family of henchmen killed receiving the news of their death were the best jokes in the movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. has shit taste

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are, number six.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    greatest trilogy of all time

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually I'm English

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evacuating

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how these hold up. It's been 20 years.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      still good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did a ski trip wifh a bunch of friends a year ago and one of the nights we got drunk and watched goldmember. i swear i’ve never laughed harder in my life. that was a good night

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >warm liquid goo phase complete

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evacuating

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a number, I'm a free man, baby

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