Do New Yorkers unironically go and just order a single slice of pizza? That's the food equivalent of blue balls, all it would do is give me enough to want more, might as well not eat at all at that point.
Imagine being a fat moronic american with fried tastebuds from corn syrup, fluoride and battery acid sodas who thinks that NYC pizza is what pizza is meant to be. Take a trip to actual Italy, not "Little Italy".
Yes, all of the time, but we only do so ironically.
Imagine being a fat moronic american with fried tastebuds from corn syrup, fluoride and battery acid sodas who thinks that NYC pizza is what pizza is meant to be. Take a trip to actual Italy, not "Little Italy".
kek even the people who obsess over "muh authentic italian cuisine" don't want your shitty meme pizza.
I do.
A man who has Saturday Night Fever.
That’s a rather small amount of pizza for an individual person wouldn’t you say?
For an American yeah
>Lying to yourself about New York pizza being filling in the slightest
Most of the pies you get on the street are frozen and then reheated
He's trying to stay alive
a heterosexual man
>John Travolta
>a heterosexual man
Looks like Carmine Jr. lol
Thin crust… hand-tossed… the point is, you’re standing at the precipice of an enormous crossroads.
no idea
WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUT
candlej- ACK
Only fat fricks or Marinera Monkeys do that.
t. fat frick
Should I get pizza or tacos for dinner frens?
Tacos
taco pizza
Pizza. I would never trust a beaner with my food.
don't beaners make the pizza too?
Ayyy
Don't touch my hair!
he was in flavour country.
If you're going to be a gross slob that eats while walking around you might as well be efficient at it.
So what does this guy do? Eat a bunch of pizza and then go out to disco clubs and try to kiss girls with fricking pizza breath?
I eat like this
>individually packed slice of pizza
Do americans really?
You want your pepperoni huh?
Do New Yorkers unironically go and just order a single slice of pizza? That's the food equivalent of blue balls, all it would do is give me enough to want more, might as well not eat at all at that point.
I guess if you're hungry you can buy 2 slices. Do you always eat a whole box?
>Do you always eat a whole box?
I need half a pizza at least.
imagine living outside of nyc and thinking your opinion on pizza matters in any way. delusional cuck
Imagine being a fat moronic american with fried tastebuds from corn syrup, fluoride and battery acid sodas who thinks that NYC pizza is what pizza is meant to be. Take a trip to actual Italy, not "Little Italy".
new york pizza is better than real pizza, and i love both. kys basedboy reddit cucklord
Are you also incredulous that people would order a single hot dog or pretzel?
it's called 'lunch' you fat c**t.
A lot of people get two but your average ny slice is like 1/5 of the pizza
Yes, all of the time, but we only do so ironically.
kek even the people who obsess over "muh authentic italian cuisine" don't want your shitty meme pizza.
John Travolta murdered his wife.
that guy on the right probably just got out of prison
do you want to see him eat each slice individually?
>Who eats 2 slices at the same time like this?
Someone who's hungry for 2 slices, but only has time for 1
this is the only way you should eat two slices
Did koreans just learn about stoner food?
asiatics just discovered weed
A worker in the worry.