Who eats 2 slices at the same time like this? and the woman implied he sometimes orders 3!

Who eats 2 slices at the same time like this? and the woman implied he sometimes orders 3!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A man who has Saturday Night Fever.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a rather small amount of pizza for an individual person wouldn’t you say?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For an American yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For an American yeah

      >Lying to yourself about New York pizza being filling in the slightest
      Most of the pies you get on the street are frozen and then reheated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's trying to stay alive

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a heterosexual man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >John Travolta
      >a heterosexual man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like Carmine Jr. lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thin crust… hand-tossed… the point is, you’re standing at the precipice of an enormous crossroads.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no idea

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        candlej- ACK

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only fat fricks or Marinera Monkeys do that.
    t. fat frick

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I get pizza or tacos for dinner frens?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tacos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      taco pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza. I would never trust a beaner with my food.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't beaners make the pizza too?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ayyy
    Don't touch my hair!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was in flavour country.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're going to be a gross slob that eats while walking around you might as well be efficient at it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what does this guy do? Eat a bunch of pizza and then go out to disco clubs and try to kiss girls with fricking pizza breath?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >individually packed slice of pizza
      Do americans really?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You want your pepperoni huh?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do New Yorkers unironically go and just order a single slice of pizza? That's the food equivalent of blue balls, all it would do is give me enough to want more, might as well not eat at all at that point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess if you're hungry you can buy 2 slices. Do you always eat a whole box?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you always eat a whole box?

        I need half a pizza at least.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine living outside of nyc and thinking your opinion on pizza matters in any way. delusional cuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a fat moronic american with fried tastebuds from corn syrup, fluoride and battery acid sodas who thinks that NYC pizza is what pizza is meant to be. Take a trip to actual Italy, not "Little Italy".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          new york pizza is better than real pizza, and i love both. kys basedboy reddit cucklord

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you also incredulous that people would order a single hot dog or pretzel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's called 'lunch' you fat c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people get two but your average ny slice is like 1/5 of the pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, all of the time, but we only do so ironically.

      Imagine being a fat moronic american with fried tastebuds from corn syrup, fluoride and battery acid sodas who thinks that NYC pizza is what pizza is meant to be. Take a trip to actual Italy, not "Little Italy".

      kek even the people who obsess over "muh authentic italian cuisine" don't want your shitty meme pizza.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Travolta murdered his wife.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that guy on the right probably just got out of prison

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you want to see him eat each slice individually?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who eats 2 slices at the same time like this?

    Someone who's hungry for 2 slices, but only has time for 1

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only way you should eat two slices

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did koreans just learn about stoner food?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        asiatics just discovered weed

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A worker in the worry.

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