who has seen it? I think it's fun but it's just kind of a mess where things just sorta happen.
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who has seen it? I think it's fun but it's just kind of a mess where things just sorta happen.
Watching it right now, about ten minutes left. It was okay.
Levi is off in this imo, something about his performance just doesn't work and I liked him in the last one.
Overall it's fine, for some reason has a kind of 'The Mummy Returns' type vibe like it feels like an early 2000s movie and is not great.
I don't think its horrible or anything, kids 5-9 will probably enjoy it a lot.
Wonder Woman just showed up with her techno theme from Batman v Superman. This movie does feel like a strange artifact knowing this whole universe is done now.
Wonder Woman just showing up out of nowhere was really to me for some reason.
Cinemaphile & commercials ruined it for my post showing her.
>This movie does feel like a strange artifact knowing this whole universe is done now.
think of how out of place Aquaman 2 is gonna feel
>Levi is off in this imo, something about his performance just doesn't wor
Cena should have been Shazam
That probably would have been better, Levi is starting to just look like a average middle-aged guy.
Also Dwayne probably would have been in the film if his enemy was being played by a wrestler of equal clout
Which streaming site is it on?
you go to a site called thepiratebay and you download it with a program called qbittorrent
>Levi is off in this imo, something about his performance just doesn't work and I liked him in the last one.
he's even more idiotic. I get he's really a kid, but that kid is almost 18 and isn't as hyped up as levi is.
How about you spoiler that shit you fricking butthole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, frick you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your Cinemaphile bros. You ruined my fricking evening you neet piece of shit.
Fricking get off Cinemaphile if you don't want spoilers you stupid moron moron troony lmao
you deserves it. coming in a movie discussion without watching it yet
Shazam dies, the Flash dies, Keaton Batman dies, Affleck Batman dies, Aquaman dies, Wonder Woman dies. They all dies because this universe was cancelled. Get over it.
camrip i have doesnt have any of the post-credits scenes so I didnt get to see james gunns wife or any of the teases for movies that will never be made
the first one is just shazam getting recruited for the bootleg justice league. the second is the villain from the first movie talking to a worm. I have no idea what the worm is supposed to be, maybe Brainiac? like you said, the movie it's building up will never be made so it doesn't matter.
I didn't watch it, but if it's a worm it's surely Mister Mind.
I honestly don't know much about DC and just assumed it was another Superman adjacent thing being randomly inserted to keep people interested.
I only remembered the credit scene where headless Superman sits down with them at lunch. Maybe it did. Either way it's weird that they're setting up a plot for a 3rd movie when this second barely managed to see the light of day.
oh, thanks for filling me in then.
didn't the worm also showed up in the first movie credits scene?
Yeah, same worm
>Mister Mind is relegated to a post-credits cameo
>A-fricking-gain
Frick you, give me my mass murdering talking caterpillar already you dicks, i'm sure he would've been more memorable than two wine aunts
Overall fun and I liked it, but it felt pretty busy with trying to explain and get the villains' plot together; wasn't like the first one where you had character moments that expanded on who they are and pushing Billy towards growing and accepting his new family. I don't really see the hate for it, or claims of it being an especially bad movie, it's more of just mediocre and kind of forgettable.
First is fat guy and Gunn's wife from Peacemaker talking about fat guy's shoes hurting while walking toward Billy who is fricking around shooting lightning at empty bottles/can at an abandoned gas station. They ask him to join the Justice Society, Billy agrees before they get "Society" out, then when they mention the full team name, Billy gets upset because he wanted to be on the one with Wonder Woman. The two start walking off
while Billy stands there and goes through a list of better names so people won't confuse them, the last of which being Avengers Society.
Second is Sivana still in his prison cell (now with a beard), but amongst the symbols to try and get him back to the Rock of Eternity is a scrawling of Billy being hanged. Mister Mind shows up and says his plans are almost set, Sivana complains that he's been there for 2 years, Mister Mind says time isn't an issue, Sivana complains that he's 57, Mister Mind says it's not his fault that he can't fly or properly walk. Mister Mind then says he's got one last thing to do before they can start on his plan then leaves as Sivana screams.
Leaks said Wonder Woman kissed Billy to bring him back. Might've been she was bra-less for that original take, and then they did a version later on where there's no kiss.
there's no post-credit until friday when it's opens in US.
I just want it to be known that she wasn't wearing a bra in the scene at the end and you can clearly see her nipples. Don't know how good it shows on the camrips but they are very noticeable in the theater. Can't wait for the 4K version to drop.
this scene? I cant really tell
It's earlier in the scene like the very first shot where you can see her. After that it either got warmer or they shot the rest of the scene on a different day cause you can't see them anymore.
there was a panty shot too from her getting hit. Before they go to their parent who were in their jams
they should have predicted the coomer audience and had this be a big part of the marketing
Are people here really that poor that they can’t just pay for a shitty movie they want to watch one time? If you want to watch it it’s basically the cost of a fricking hamburger
i have no one to go see a fricking shazam movie with so I downloaded it off pirate bay and watched it while eating harveys. thats life for some people.
I saw fricking speed racer at a midnight show alone. I’m not a fricking loser I just wanted to see the movie, I don’t think you’re a loser either. I thought it was fricking great, too. The way I feel walking out of a theatre after being in that insulated world for a few hours is really refreshing. I’ll probably see this movie alone too. Who the hell is gonna go with me to fricking Shazam 2?
Some people here are that poor, yes. Others just don't have the time or they have the time but have an illness or bad social anxiety or something that prevents them from leaving the house just to watch a movie. I personally only watch movies in the theater because I work there and can watch them for free. If I didn't I'd rarely watch new movies at all even after they come out in 4K. A lot of these new movies just really aren't worth the money or time investment.
My first guess was just that some people here are from Eastern Europe or Russia or some shit. If that’s the case, I understand, and sorry for making assumptions if I’m wrong.
>I just want it to be known that she wasn't wearing a bra in the scene at the end and you can clearly see her nipples.
There's actual porn online starring much more attractive women, available for free. And I don't have to sit through a dogshit movie to see it.
okay but I like to jerk off to women's nipples poking through their shirts
>Imagine going to the movies to end up next to a fat mutt beating his wiener in his pants.
>I'm so sexually repressed I can jerk off to anything!
Weird flex.
you have e-girl hentai saved on your computer so you have lost speaking privileges on the topic of sexuality. hope you get arrested soon.
imagine how many people in this thread are cooming right now. lots of people scroll Cinemaphile while also watching porn.
I also jerked off to Lucy Liu's thighs jiggling even though she's like 60 years old. Thought you should know that too. I can do this because porn hasn't rotted my brain entirely.
>I also jerked off to Lucy Liu's thighs jiggling even though she's like 60 years old.
same with the youngest sister.
link to lucy liu
The novelty of seeing a woman nip out through her costume in a movie with a 100 million dollar budget is more enticing, by far, than any porno. The fact that, through all of those rounds of editing and focus grouping, they STILL left it in the movie, is just fascinating to me. This goes way beyond human sexuality. It gets me off because the woman is fricking getting paid millions, in all likelihood, and she is still a stupid fricking piece of meat. She may have objections to the scene or the costume, but she has NO power, and that powerlessness extends to every viewer. That’s entertaining to me but whatever, I’ve gotten off to just about everything
>Imma pay $100 for an IMAX ticket and snacks to see a woman not wearing a bra in a a crowd next to some sweaty dudes.
>It's worth it.
Fricking mutts man.
Based and misogynistpilled.
her melons are severely underrated
Whatever DC is paying you, tell them they're not paying you enough.
why is it shit
i just want a good shazam series or show bros
TV's Michael Gray is in it
wearing the same shirt
where camrip at
How much does Grace show off her legs
She actually spends most of the movie in her normal person clothes which is a sweater and jeans.
Are the sweater and jeans at least tight
Not really but her breasts are so huge that even in a pretty thick sweater, her nipples poke through. The jeans are just standard jeans.
Alright good enough to get a ticket out of me I guess
>62 replies, 22 IP:s
>Alright good enough to get a ticket out of me I guess
If you're going to respond to yourself, pretending to be someone else, at least use a VPN.
Holy shit, I’ve seen a few movies again. Great movies. Imagine seeing black Adam again kek
This is what it looks like when people are having a discussion about a movie they actually watched instead of making shitty jokes and bait posts to farm replies.
>homies really tryna promote an R-rated movie as coomer bait
its a PG family film but that one girl has fat breasts
Any links to the post credit scenes? Do they mean shazam will survive the flash purge?
They needed to remove the dragon, it's pointless and inflated the cgi budget
They had to get around Shazam beating up old women somehow.