Who is in the wrong here?
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Hi Jason! Loved you in those pictures with Henry Cavill!
Gay movie with literal toddler iq marvel tier pacing.
>uses completely different looking kid for the son, race changes lmao
>le plot is... moving! Vrooom!
It's made for mindless subhuman mongrel spics.
THESE ARE MOVIES FOR moronic PEOPLE
this is peak manliness
Fashion is 40% taste, 60% confidence.
What is this even supposed to be?
What kind of character is this?
Would it be considered metrosexual?
An extremely problematic effeminate male villain trope. These films never matured past harmful 1980s pulp clichés.
revengeful lunatic
hes doing his version of the joker, and it sucks
Humiliation ritual
>IM LE ACTING
>acting is reacting. If you don't rush it, I won't rush it
Fastbrothers... I kneel...
that'd be a great way to lose your hearing
It seems like that part was written for Eric Andre
I honestly kind of enjoyed this performance, I mean if you're watching the Fast franchise at this point, unless you're a Hispanic dudebro, you're watching because of how stupid it is. I like when they lean into it and go really over the top.
That first one makes it obvious they tried to do the Vaas thing, but since momoa is incapable of acting they made it gay and moronic.
I will bet any amount of money that he signed the contract before he watched the other films, realized how bad it all ways, and decided to just frick the whole thing up by being a stupid goofball butthole since he's always cast as this super serious warrior dude and he's probably never going to get a chance like this again.
Legitimately like the character also, his existence just underlines how moronic the entire premise of the franchise is.
Average Brazilian
Vin Diesel is a loser who came up with a point system so that his character never loses a fight in F&F.
Humiliation ritual.
>a point system so that his character never loses a fight in F&F.
qrd?
Every character has hidden stats like a video game, every attack does recorded damage, and Vin basically cheated his character sheet to never lose.
Vin Diesel, and The Rock used a point system in the FNF movies where different kinds of punches, kicks, body slams, etc have different point values. The number of and type of hits characters dealt and took were recorded and at the end of every fight the combatants' point values had to equal each other's so that neither character ever "won" or "lost", or Vin/Pebble had the higher point total at the end meaning they never lose. It's absolute insecure derangement.
It's not even really them, it's Hollywood, in Who Framed Roger Rabbit they were only able to get Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse on the same screen if they said the exact same number of words, so jealous were Warner and Disney of their IPs. Well the Rock literally IS the IP, that character is worth a billion dollars, and Vin isn't far behind.
Of course to us this means nothing but if Vin and Rock fight and one loses, 12 year olds will cite it as proof that the other is the superior warrior forever, and that will hurt the loser's sales. The sort of people who watch FNF are the sort of people who would still care about this nonsense into adulthood.
Its still real to me God damn it.
And nobody can take that from you Anon. The Kayfabe is eternal.
>me up with a point system so that his character never loses a fight in F&F.
That sounds fricking based and it's exactly what I would do to protect my intellectual property and earnings potential. It would be irresponsible to do otherwise.
Chad Joker.
Villain off xher meds but actually a gay! Bravo writing
man they really should have stopped making these after 5. it literally had the best and comfiest ending
He's a shit actor and he's shit in everything he's in.
Fast Five > Furious 7 > The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift > The Fast and the Furious > Fast & Furious 6 > 2 Fast 2 Furious > The Fate of the Furious > Fast X > Fast & Furious > F9 > Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
1>2>3>4>5>6>7>8>9>10
pretty simple
1>3>2>4>5>7>6>Hobbes and shaw>8>10>9
Fix'd for ya. The fricking stupid flashbacks to them as "teens" and the secret Dom brother shit was moronic. Even if John Cena was a better addition than the Rock.
i'm not gonna rate it like that but for me the best are 8 and tokyo drift. f9 is the worst by a mile. The rest are okay or good
I only saw the trailer and figured Momoa was acting like a day because it was his humiliation ritual.
It IS a fast and furious movie after all.
vin diesel for pretending it matters in this turd of a franchise
it was cringekino
the fast franchise is suppose to be overacted
No one likes Vin Diesel’s character. He’s so boring. These movies were carried by the Rock. Not a coincidence the series only became truly big when he joined
is vin diesel mad at jason momoa for acting ridiculous in a ridiculous franchise? what, is he supposed to play this character straight somehow?
someone should vfx in a charred corpse into all his scenes
what are some roles where actors underacted?
Vin Diesel as Dominic „Dom“ Touretto in Fast X.
X sucked but Mamoa going Joker mode was amusing in a stupid way. He seemed to be having fun with it
Interesting, he did the exact same thing in Aquamane 2 and it fell flat on it's face. Why did it work in X?
>Why did it work in X
it did not
Vin please go away
I don't think the film failed because of him. He's the only one in the cast who really seemed to want to be there. Even Disel seems to be doing his usual office job in order to have money.
So, after being an invincible villain throughout the whole movie, are they going to decide to give him the Poochie treatment?
He acted like himself in Aquaman 2 but was fully camping it up in a funny way here
Why did you watch aquaman 2? Are you a child?
When you're playing the villain your entire job is to give the audience something entertaining to engage with, so being whacky can work. Example: Wes Snipes in Demolition Man is the same premise basically, but in a much better movie with better direction.
I think honestly what kills FNF movies as real work is that the directors don't help the actors at all, this legitimately feels like Mamoa talking to himself in the mirror, there are never conversations, just monologues, he's talking to himself in the mirror and the lighting is good when he's doing it in the mirror, his facial expressions are perfectly excentuated in the mirror, but then they go to fricking Brazil and it's muggy and dusty and overcast and he looks like a Californian Xer on vacation, I was actually shocked when he fell over after Vin Once Upon a Time in Vegas'd him and I saw that he wasn't wearing dad sandals.
> we have a Joker at home
Both are questionable actors, but Momoa is worse by far.
Guess uncle muscle's not coming to the next famiglia barbecue.
what’s over acting? can someone give a scene example i can look up
he simply acted as if he were the Joker, no more, no less.
Vinny boy, he's mad he got beat by a homosexual
>according to people familiar with Trumps way of thinking
i fricking hate israelite media
He should be upset at the director then, because he's the guy that DIRECTS the fricking performances out of the actors.
Doesn't he know how movies are made?
While we're on the topic, i was stuck in a hotel room a few weeks back and had no choice but to watch that movie - mamoa's performance is one of the most embarrassing things i've ever witnessed.
He should blame the director you know the guy that tells the actors how to act and what to do
Vin Diesel is such a fricking child. He plays the same character in every fricking movie and like every fake ass macho guy in Hollywood contractually guarantees he will never be on the losing end of a on screen fight in every fricking movie.
This is the most I’ve given a shit about the fast and furious franchise. Ever, I will now go back to not ever wasting a single fricking ounce of energy caring about it.
vin homosexual is jelly
Who was in the wrong here?
I got dragged to the theater by friends for this movie. Only watched the first one and Tokio Drift before this one. I have to say that Fast X was by a mile the worst movie I ever watched. Vin Diesel is the worst actor ever, the abysmal "story" was made by and for moronic toddlers, the constant "muh family" shit was absolute cringe. Momoa was the only "good" (i.e. least bad) thing about the movie. Vin Diesel should have gone to jail for this crime against humanity.
>Only watched the first one and Tokio Drift before this one
Literally you had a good thing going if you stopped there. But your friend fricked it all up, permanently.
>two gay men having a b***h fight
You for caring enough to make this thread, and me for bothering to reply.
it seems like vin diesel is always upset about something
Vin Diesel thinks being more interesting than paint drying would be overacting.
What a fall this franchise has taken
Someone keeps posting my kinogrids first on /vr/ and now Cinemaphile. I can't even do one for the newer movies if I tried.
did you ever do one for 2f2f?
No, memes aside I thought 2F2F felt cheap and didn't look like it was well shot. Maybe I'll revisit it.
1st and 3rd are undoubtedly the best but the second one whas grown a lot on me these last few years, I can appreciate it a lot more these days
taking out the awful 2000s-hollywood color palettes from these movies really makes them look better
Vin Diesel is in the right, he should be underacting.
Post the plane webm
No, not the fricking Bane webm
>tfw you’re not invited back for 11 Fast 11 Furious
His flagrant gayness was one of the few redeeming qualities of the shit show. Fight and stunt choreography were on point as well. I went away enjoying this way more than clumsy Atwell and Mission Impossible do it live motto.
All it was missing was a few real car scenes instead of CGI canyon chaos garbage and it would have been fire.
Why the frick are these movies still being made?
If they don't pull an iron claw and have Dom race Brian in the afterlife then this whole series will pull a Game.of Thrones and become retroactively unwatchable.
Cliffhanger moment. You don't know if Dom lives or dies. Fade to black. Then Doms voice, "What? did you think this was how it ends? Uh huh. This ain't the end."
Cut to Dom racing pulling ahead, and then Brian pulls up along side him.
Dom, "Family is forever."
All the movies feel different until 6 and then they all feel that same. F9 was objectively one of the worst pieces of garbage ever made. I cant believe Fast X is even worse. Wont even watch it.
3 > 5 > 2 > 1 > 6 > 7 > 8 > 9 > 10
the general public for continuing to support this slop