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Who is it Cinemaphile?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gosling is 42, it's over for him

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alec Baldwin

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd need to know more about the plot to make an informed suggestion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here

      >Quentin Tarantino says his final film ‘THE MOVIE CRITIC takes place in California in 1977 “and is based on a guy who really lived, but was never really famous, and he used to write movie reviews for a porno rag.”

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his final movie is about himself
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      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you make a movie about that?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude is just lazy! Final film could have been some multifaceted tour de force 1950's scifi meets western that sees kill bill esque escapades set in the wild wild West with indians, cowboys, run away slaves and Wendigo and Aliens! But NO! We get, the guy who talks about movies!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            not movies, porno movies

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ewpx2rms

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >guy
        check
        >35 year old
        check

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, Satan
        Already sounds more interesting than the Pauline Kael biopic everyone started theorising about when the title came out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So a basement dweller in the 70s... maybe Dano, Maybe Jonah Hill, Pattinson is another good option, Adam Driver... Or maybe Tarantino should hire a real basement dweller obsessed with movies in his 30s, like me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coomers are finally getting kino

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So he's going out not with a bang, but with a whimper?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh his later years have been mostly whimpers tbh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          OUATIH was excellent and this looks like the same setting.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so.... quentin is gonna cast himself for the role?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, we know who that guy is because he's read his reviews on his show.

        Please god don't be Jonah Hill. I can't take the memes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can I see examples of his reviews somewhere? I don't want to listen to hours of podcast for that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shia would be literally perfect for the role. He will get back to drinking and probably become a real life critic for it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a israelite.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tarantino finishes off his career with a LITERALLY ME film

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pauline Kael
        phew I thought it was supposed to be about that women critic, so glad its not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pattinson

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        COOMERBROS VINDICATED

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Lovitz

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jon lovitz, the original critic

      based

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic Dano

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the first mid 30s actor who came to mind after reading

      Here

      >Quentin Tarantino says his final film ‘THE MOVIE CRITIC takes place in California in 1977 “and is based on a guy who really lived, but was never really famous, and he used to write movie reviews for a porno rag.”

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  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >somebody in the 35 year-old ball park

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fast x made me realise how fricking hot she actually is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam driver probably

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Pattinson

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we believe he will really stop making films?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's already doing tv show

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell Tarantino is seething about Lynch's limited series being the greatest film of all time

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse Eisenberg

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > yet another hollywood introspective
    > not space horror
    disappointed.gif

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if Paramount hadn't been such cowardly hacks, we could've actually gotten Tarantino's Star Trek and it probably would've blown the last decade of shitty Trek out of the water or the space, I guess

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was talking about it seriously at one point i thought it was going to happen

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it's me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already posted you, Dano

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armond White

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE NEED THE AI QUENTIN TARINTINO

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > > alcoholic, racist, well-read, erudite, cynical, self-destructive, writes movie reviews for a cheap porn magazine to keep drinking
    I know he's a little older, but this role is perfect for him. Tarantino really needs to get him for the lead role.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already worked with Goggins on The Hateful Eight IIRC

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know. I'm just saying that this role is perfect for him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said it's a guy who he hasn't worked with. Adam Driver is someone he has talked about a lot, but the real life guy looks like Jonah Hill, but he's also worked with him. Could be Seth Rogen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, Tarantino said he doesn't want someone he's already worked with. But that doesn't mean he won't take.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're out Jonah. It's Driver or Shia.

          Can I see examples of his reviews somewhere? I don't want to listen to hours of podcast for that.

          Actually not that I can find. I can find his porn stuff. But not his actual reviews. On the show he reads from his magazine collection. He's a sperg. He watches a lot of youtube now, but I remembed back in the day he would have his assistant literally print out AICN talkbacks (think proto Cinemaphile threads) to read.

          Looking at photos, Dano could do it. Only thing that's throwing me off here is the age.

          >He wrote like he was 55 but he was only in his early to mid-30s. He died in his late thirties.
          Marigold died old. So it may be another critic. On his show he mentioned a guy who wrote for porn mags, but I don't remember that guys name, and I can't be fricked looking through the podcast.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also Tarantino asked Margold to write a review for Grindhouse, and he shat on it and Tarantino in general.

            What also might be a thing - Tarantino writes fake reviews as Jim Sheldon. Given his latest autistic habit of talking to his own fictional characters as if they are real and reviewing imaginary movies...maybe this is who it is.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should be Jonah Hill

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesse eisenberg. I'm calling it right now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jesse eisenberg
      he's 40. HEY MILLENNIALS: YOU. ARE. OLD. NOW.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be me, I've never worked with him before but I'm a foot fan like him

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was just thinking about this today because of his new, fricking weird, podcast. I assumed it was going to be Leo again. Hopefully not Austin Butler. A movie critic sounds like Jesse Eisenberg.

    HOWEVER - a while back Tarantula said he really wanted to do a Rambo remake with Adam Driver.

    So my money is on Big Ears.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Driver is now a slave of Disney again. And there's no way they'd let him star in a Tarantino movie, moreover, as a racist critic.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Lovitz.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's Robert Pattinson.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its you! the viewer!

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a very thinly veiled attempt to get every female celebrity between the age of 25 and 45 to send him feet pics and possibly try and frick him.
    It will also definitely work.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > THE
    What happened to his two-word titles? Why not just MOVIE CRITIC?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insider here. Its unironically Elliot Page

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a body horror film
      Bold direction to go in

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 35 and never worked with him or on any movie. It's definitely gonna be me.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another film where Hollywood makes a film about making films in Hollywood to jerk themselves off

    Frick Tarantino, its gonna be kitschy trash

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like if he had decided to make a horror or romantic comedy it would've been one of the best shits in those genres

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'll be andrew garfield, digits confirm, screen cap this.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    spoilers it is conan o'brien

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