>Quentin Tarantino says his final film ‘THE MOVIE CRITIC takes place in California in 1977 “and is based on a guy who really lived, but was never really famous, and he used to write movie reviews for a porno rag.”
Dude is just lazy! Final film could have been some multifaceted tour de force 1950's scifi meets western that sees kill bill esque escapades set in the wild wild West with indians, cowboys, run away slaves and Wendigo and Aliens! But NO! We get, the guy who talks about movies!
So a basement dweller in the 70s... maybe Dano, Maybe Jonah Hill, Pattinson is another good option, Adam Driver... Or maybe Tarantino should hire a real basement dweller obsessed with movies in his 30s, like me.
That was the first mid 30s actor who came to mind after reading
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>Quentin Tarantino says his final film ‘THE MOVIE CRITIC takes place in California in 1977 “and is based on a guy who really lived, but was never really famous, and he used to write movie reviews for a porno rag.”
Imagine if Paramount hadn't been such cowardly hacks, we could've actually gotten Tarantino's Star Trek and it probably would've blown the last decade of shitty Trek out of the water or the space, I guess
> > alcoholic, racist, well-read, erudite, cynical, self-destructive, writes movie reviews for a cheap porn magazine to keep drinking
I know he's a little older, but this role is perfect for him. Tarantino really needs to get him for the lead role.
He said it's a guy who he hasn't worked with. Adam Driver is someone he has talked about a lot, but the real life guy looks like Jonah Hill, but he's also worked with him. Could be Seth Rogen.
Can I see examples of his reviews somewhere? I don't want to listen to hours of podcast for that.
Actually not that I can find. I can find his porn stuff. But not his actual reviews. On the show he reads from his magazine collection. He's a sperg. He watches a lot of youtube now, but I remembed back in the day he would have his assistant literally print out AICN talkbacks (think proto Cinemaphile threads) to read.
Looking at photos, Dano could do it. Only thing that's throwing me off here is the age.
>He wrote like he was 55 but he was only in his early to mid-30s. He died in his late thirties.
Marigold died old. So it may be another critic. On his show he mentioned a guy who wrote for porn mags, but I don't remember that guys name, and I can't be fricked looking through the podcast.
Also Tarantino asked Margold to write a review for Grindhouse, and he shat on it and Tarantino in general.
What also might be a thing - Tarantino writes fake reviews as Jim Sheldon. Given his latest autistic habit of talking to his own fictional characters as if they are real and reviewing imaginary movies...maybe this is who it is.
I was just thinking about this today because of his new, fricking weird, podcast. I assumed it was going to be Leo again. Hopefully not Austin Butler. A movie critic sounds like Jesse Eisenberg.
HOWEVER - a while back Tarantula said he really wanted to do a Rambo remake with Adam Driver.
This is a very thinly veiled attempt to get every female celebrity between the age of 25 and 45 to send him feet pics and possibly try and frick him.
It will also definitely work.
easy
Gosling is 42, it's over for him
Alec Baldwin
I'd need to know more about the plot to make an informed suggestion.
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>Quentin Tarantino says his final film ‘THE MOVIE CRITIC takes place in California in 1977 “and is based on a guy who really lived, but was never really famous, and he used to write movie reviews for a porno rag.”
>his final movie is about himself
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why would you make a movie about that?
Dude is just lazy! Final film could have been some multifaceted tour de force 1950's scifi meets western that sees kill bill esque escapades set in the wild wild West with indians, cowboys, run away slaves and Wendigo and Aliens! But NO! We get, the guy who talks about movies!
not movies, porno movies
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>guy
check
>35 year old
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Thanks, Satan
Already sounds more interesting than the Pauline Kael biopic everyone started theorising about when the title came out
So a basement dweller in the 70s... maybe Dano, Maybe Jonah Hill, Pattinson is another good option, Adam Driver... Or maybe Tarantino should hire a real basement dweller obsessed with movies in his 30s, like me.
Coomers are finally getting kino
So he's going out not with a bang, but with a whimper?
eh his later years have been mostly whimpers tbh
OUATIH was excellent and this looks like the same setting.
so.... quentin is gonna cast himself for the role?
Well, we know who that guy is because he's read his reviews on his show.
Please god don't be Jonah Hill. I can't take the memes.
Can I see examples of his reviews somewhere? I don't want to listen to hours of podcast for that.
Shia would be literally perfect for the role. He will get back to drinking and probably become a real life critic for it.
He's a israelite.
>Tarantino finishes off his career with a LITERALLY ME film
>Pauline Kael
phew I thought it was supposed to be about that women critic, so glad its not
Pattinson
COOMERBROS VINDICATED
Jon Lovitz
jon lovitz, the original critic
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Classic Dano
That was the first mid 30s actor who came to mind after reading
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>somebody in the 35 year-old ball park
Fast x made me realise how fricking hot she actually is
SEXO
Adam driver probably
Robert Pattinson
Do we believe he will really stop making films?
he's already doing tv show
You can tell Tarantino is seething about Lynch's limited series being the greatest film of all time
Jesse Eisenberg
> yet another hollywood introspective
> not space horror
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Imagine if Paramount hadn't been such cowardly hacks, we could've actually gotten Tarantino's Star Trek and it probably would've blown the last decade of shitty Trek out of the water or the space, I guess
he was talking about it seriously at one point i thought it was going to happen
Yep, it's me.
We already posted you, Dano
Armond White
WE NEED THE AI QUENTIN TARINTINO
> > alcoholic, racist, well-read, erudite, cynical, self-destructive, writes movie reviews for a cheap porn magazine to keep drinking
I know he's a little older, but this role is perfect for him. Tarantino really needs to get him for the lead role.
He already worked with Goggins on The Hateful Eight IIRC
I know. I'm just saying that this role is perfect for him.
He said it's a guy who he hasn't worked with. Adam Driver is someone he has talked about a lot, but the real life guy looks like Jonah Hill, but he's also worked with him. Could be Seth Rogen.
Listen, Tarantino said he doesn't want someone he's already worked with. But that doesn't mean he won't take.
You're out Jonah. It's Driver or Shia.
Actually not that I can find. I can find his porn stuff. But not his actual reviews. On the show he reads from his magazine collection. He's a sperg. He watches a lot of youtube now, but I remembed back in the day he would have his assistant literally print out AICN talkbacks (think proto Cinemaphile threads) to read.
Looking at photos, Dano could do it. Only thing that's throwing me off here is the age.
>He wrote like he was 55 but he was only in his early to mid-30s. He died in his late thirties.
Marigold died old. So it may be another critic. On his show he mentioned a guy who wrote for porn mags, but I don't remember that guys name, and I can't be fricked looking through the podcast.
Also Tarantino asked Margold to write a review for Grindhouse, and he shat on it and Tarantino in general.
What also might be a thing - Tarantino writes fake reviews as Jim Sheldon. Given his latest autistic habit of talking to his own fictional characters as if they are real and reviewing imaginary movies...maybe this is who it is.
It should be Jonah Hill
jesse eisenberg. I'm calling it right now.
>jesse eisenberg
he's 40. HEY MILLENNIALS: YOU. ARE. OLD. NOW.
It's going to be me, I've never worked with him before but I'm a foot fan like him
I was just thinking about this today because of his new, fricking weird, podcast. I assumed it was going to be Leo again. Hopefully not Austin Butler. A movie critic sounds like Jesse Eisenberg.
HOWEVER - a while back Tarantula said he really wanted to do a Rambo remake with Adam Driver.
So my money is on Big Ears.
Adam Driver is now a slave of Disney again. And there's no way they'd let him star in a Tarantino movie, moreover, as a racist critic.
Jon Lovitz.
it's Robert Pattinson.
its you! the viewer!
This is a very thinly veiled attempt to get every female celebrity between the age of 25 and 45 to send him feet pics and possibly try and frick him.
It will also definitely work.
> THE
What happened to his two-word titles? Why not just MOVIE CRITIC?
Insider here. Its unironically Elliot Page
>it's a body horror film
Bold direction to go in
I'm 35 and never worked with him or on any movie. It's definitely gonna be me.
>another film where Hollywood makes a film about making films in Hollywood to jerk themselves off
Frick Tarantino, its gonna be kitschy trash
i feel like if he had decided to make a horror or romantic comedy it would've been one of the best shits in those genres
it'll be andrew garfield, digits confirm, screen cap this.
spoilers it is conan o'brien