Nah, but she really is a nice woman. I didn't find her approachable 'cause she's Denise Richards and it was my first job as a production assistant, but she was kind to the crew and to me. One day I was going home and as I said goodnight to her on my way out, she complimented my cooler saying it was cool. We had a short conversation about catering and all that.
I was 22 at the time, and she was a teenage crush for me while I was growing up, so it was nice being able to work with her. I just smiled the entire drive home. A moment in my life that I'll cherish.
I was 22 at the time, and she was a teenage crush for me while I was growing up, so it was nice being able to work with her. I just smiled the entire drive home. A moment in my life that I'll cherish.
I thought you meant Diana Rigg and it made me seriously question my participation in these Bond threads.
Marcy would get it. We met her at a Fandom Fest a few years ago and I told her she was one of the hottest women on TV. She was cool as hell about it and thanked me in a funny way. Kissing me on the cheek. I didn't know how she'd take it since she's a lesbian. Cool as hell.
For me though, it goes: >Peggy >Young Mila Jovovich >Marcy >Kelly
All unbelievably hot though. There's really no wrong answer.
>Marcy would get it. We met her at a Fandom Fest a few years ago and I told her she was one of the hottest women on TV. She was cool as hell about it and thanked me in a funny way. Kissing me on the cheek. I didn't know how she'd take it since she's a lesbian. Cool as hell.
Nice story, I always thought she was the hottest and considered the others bimbo trash.
You're thinking of Bibi Dahl from For Your Eyes Only. 16 year old character played by a 23 year old actress, wants to frick Bond but he nopes out after hearing how old she is.
>My local cinema has been playing one bond film a week for the anniversary.
I'm also doing this. On re-watch I enjoyed On Her Majesty's Secret Service more than I remembered. Ski chases are great. Diana Rigg is great. Bond fricking those women at the clinic while pretending to be Sir Hillary was bants.
Watching the end with the bobsleigh chase was weird for me. All films now need huge big endings with world ending threats and this ended with a bobsleigh chase. I enjoyed it but damn does it show how weird movies are. This ending would be laughed at now.
Same, rewatched it a month ago, am going through the whole series again. Hadn't seen it since I was like 12, I remember disliking it back then. It's by far one of the best Bond films ever made, I really, really enjoyed it.
Diamonds are Forever is part of that movement towards more camp. On Her Majesty's Secret Service had the whole "Hilly" thing which was kind of based but still silly. The two gay villains in it (pic related). The Vegas setting. The OP's Bond girl who started off more intelligent and became a complete ditzy girl by the end. The earlier Connery films strike a better tone for me, personally, and You Only Live Twice was a good end cape for Connery. They wanted Moore to start straight away but he couldn't and Lazenby only wanted to do one film so ended up bringing Connery back.
You Only Live Twice had over the topness, especially the whole volcano base. It played a lot of the Japanese stuff quite straight. Even for the ridiculousness of it to current audiences.
Correct, but Jill St. John is a complete package that objectively btfo every other girl and that's why her and that big tittied shawty didn't get along.
Diamonds are Forever is part of that movement towards more camp. On Her Majesty's Secret Service had the whole "Hilly" thing which was kind of based but still silly. The two gay villains in it (pic related). The Vegas setting. The OP's Bond girl who started off more intelligent and became a complete ditzy girl by the end. The earlier Connery films strike a better tone for me, personally, and You Only Live Twice was a good end cape for Connery. They wanted Moore to start straight away but he couldn't and Lazenby only wanted to do one film so ended up bringing Connery back.
I like Diamonds are Forever. I don't think it's a bad Bond film (because there are no bad Bond films) but maybe it's because I find gay-bashing to be hilarious.
They edited out her bum for TV kek pic related. > I don't think it's a bad Bond film
I like all the bond movies in their own ways. Diamonds are Forever would have perhaps been an alright Moore film as he fit that tone more for me. >gay-bashing
I only watched Diamonds are Forever as a kid but watching it now I noticed all that stuff. They skip away holding hands, one of them going "she's attractive... for a woman", the perfume thing. Just saw this article as well:
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/james-bond-gay-villains-b1946968.html
Bimbo fetish? A woman who’s so resigned to her purpose as a fricktoy that she surgically alters her body just to get men’s dicks hard
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Nah bimbos go too far, I don't like work done on their faces unless it's subtle and more about imperfection correction than bimbofication. Just the fake breasts on a good looking girl, it just gets me.
>Favourite theme song?
Diamonds are Forever is just in another category of great. Anything with subtle guitar volume swells just gets me and it's probably the best use of that Streets of San Francisco wacka-gia-wacka guitar sound in any song before the 70's completely ruined it. >t. jazz band guitargay
But in terms of pop songs it's tough. Probably the one that Radiohead one that never got used, or the Blondie one. Almost across the board the best Bond songs are the recordings and mixes that they passed up.
More importantly, which one has the best footgame?
that's easy, Olga Kurylenko followed by Eva Green
Christmas Jones, nuclear physicist
Nailed it. She's my fav.
Green's a close second.
>"I figured out what that is... it's an Albanian balloon knot"
lel
It is an attractive necklace, I'll give you that.
SPBP
I don't even care if they're fake
I was working as a PA for a lifetime movie Denise was doing. Can confirm that she is a very sweet woman.
She probably tasted really sweet in her prime too.
I would have killed my entire family to sniff her sweaty butthole or her shit. I still jerk off to the thought of the smell of her dressing room.
Lmao
Nah, but she really is a nice woman. I didn't find her approachable 'cause she's Denise Richards and it was my first job as a production assistant, but she was kind to the crew and to me. One day I was going home and as I said goodnight to her on my way out, she complimented my cooler saying it was cool. We had a short conversation about catering and all that.
I would have jerk offd furiously in the car after that if it had happened to me, DR was my teenage crush.
Lmao
I was 22 at the time, and she was a teenage crush for me while I was growing up, so it was nice being able to work with her. I just smiled the entire drive home. A moment in my life that I'll cherish.
I thought you meant Diana Rigg and it made me seriously question my participation in these Bond threads.
This guy isn’t me.
This is
underrated
she's the best
I really can't get past that lazy eye....
Also best bond girl coming through
>best bond girl in a decade
>better give her five minutes of screen time so we can push the sheboon
What the frick is wrong with these people. It's like they hate money.
Frick off zoomer
Yeah because she looks like Marcy from married with children
so now ive gone from thinking kelly was the hottest in the 90s, to peggy in the 2000's and now fricking MARCY IN THE 2020s?!
The cycle is now complete.
So youll be yanking it to bud in the 2030s
maybe Marcy from Fright Night
Marcy would get it. We met her at a Fandom Fest a few years ago and I told her she was one of the hottest women on TV. She was cool as hell about it and thanked me in a funny way. Kissing me on the cheek. I didn't know how she'd take it since she's a lesbian. Cool as hell.
For me though, it goes:
>Peggy
>Young Mila Jovovich
>Marcy
>Kelly
All unbelievably hot though. There's really no wrong answer.
wholesome, bet that made her day
>Marcy would get it. We met her at a Fandom Fest a few years ago and I told her she was one of the hottest women on TV. She was cool as hell about it and thanked me in a funny way. Kissing me on the cheek. I didn't know how she'd take it since she's a lesbian. Cool as hell.
Nice story, I always thought she was the hottest and considered the others bimbo trash.
>that dress with the removable skirt that turns into a loose minidress for better mobility
kino
>one eye on the secret agent
>one eye on the streets
For me its Tania
honorable mentions
best craig-era girl
basatus maximus
I was devastated to find out Jill St. John is a israelite.
no one cares, gay
For me, it's Natalya
Daniela Bianchi
favorite of the Connery era
Some good picks in here. But my favourite is Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona in Thunderball (1965).
>she asks for something to put on
>he hands her heels
lol
When he is in bed with him and talks about being caged like an animal and when she says "Mr.Bond James Bond" used to make me diamonds.
dont care if shes not really a bond girl, for me it is she
jane seymour
Move aside, peasants.
she was cutest+puro
She was cute as hell but so damn whiny. That annoyed me.
the dr
Caroline Munro
Do I remember correctly they had an underage girl in one of the Moore movies? IDK if she was THE "Bond girl" but it was in the dialogue that shes 14
In real life she's like 25, I think she's 15 in the role. Super annoying, and Bond refuses to frick her. For Your Eyes Only is the movie
007 Wiki says 16 but not sure of the source
You're thinking of Bibi Dahl from For Your Eyes Only. 16 year old character played by a 23 year old actress, wants to frick Bond but he nopes out after hearing how old she is.
The one and only Ms. Bond.
That would be the blonde girl from 'For Your Eyes Only', although the actress herself was 23 at the time.
(skip to 0:23)
Ass Fordays
Living Daylights had one of the best opens to any Bond film
The trans one
Kissinger hit that
>power is the ultimate aphrodisiac
the old israelite knows how women work
Is that the troony?
That's the troon isnt it
This is a good image. Never see it before.
Robert Davi as Sanchez is my favourite Bond villain.
Whoa I have never seen this pic. Damn that dress is basically see through
LOL at Dalton. He's the cat that got the cream in this image.
I always preferred Carrie Lowell over Talisa Soto.
Based and smug faced Dalton pilled
Very underrated
Physically incredible but she lacked any real personality so falls pretty far short of what makes a great bond girl.
>A pleasure to meet you, Miss Bigbreasts Swallowcum
Felliatio Builtforbbc
who is this?
Me
Stacey
Ohhh Jameeeesss!
Objectively, pic related but there are lots of respectable runners up.
Solitaire
Where my Domino bros at?
My local cinema has been playing one bond film a week for the anniversary.
>My local cinema has been playing one bond film a week for the anniversary.
I'm also doing this. On re-watch I enjoyed On Her Majesty's Secret Service more than I remembered. Ski chases are great. Diana Rigg is great. Bond fricking those women at the clinic while pretending to be Sir Hillary was bants.
Watching the end with the bobsleigh chase was weird for me. All films now need huge big endings with world ending threats and this ended with a bobsleigh chase. I enjoyed it but damn does it show how weird movies are. This ending would be laughed at now.
I'll get you next time Bon-ACKK
Same, rewatched it a month ago, am going through the whole series again. Hadn't seen it since I was like 12, I remember disliking it back then. It's by far one of the best Bond films ever made, I really, really enjoyed it.
disgusting choice
also worst movie
>also worst movie
it leans hard on howard hughes which zoomers and thirdies don't know much about
Diamonds are Forever is part of that movement towards more camp. On Her Majesty's Secret Service had the whole "Hilly" thing which was kind of based but still silly. The two gay villains in it (pic related). The Vegas setting. The OP's Bond girl who started off more intelligent and became a complete ditzy girl by the end. The earlier Connery films strike a better tone for me, personally, and You Only Live Twice was a good end cape for Connery. They wanted Moore to start straight away but he couldn't and Lazenby only wanted to do one film so ended up bringing Connery back.
*end cap
>Diamonds are Forever is part of that movement towards more camp
>You Only Live Twice was a good end cape for Connery
this being an asian guy isn't camp
You Only Live Twice had over the topness, especially the whole volcano base. It played a lot of the Japanese stuff quite straight. Even for the ridiculousness of it to current audiences.
Solitaire, Christmas, Elektra, Xenia, Tracy and Domino are the best and tower above the rest.
She's not even the best Bond girl in that movie. Plenty O'Toole is cuter.
Correct, but Jill St. John is a complete package that objectively btfo every other girl and that's why her and that big tittied shawty didn't get along.
I like Diamonds are Forever. I don't think it's a bad Bond film (because there are no bad Bond films) but maybe it's because I find gay-bashing to be hilarious.
They edited out her bum for TV kek pic related.
> I don't think it's a bad Bond film
I like all the bond movies in their own ways. Diamonds are Forever would have perhaps been an alright Moore film as he fit that tone more for me.
>gay-bashing
I only watched Diamonds are Forever as a kid but watching it now I noticed all that stuff. They skip away holding hands, one of them going "she's attractive... for a woman", the perfume thing. Just saw this article as well:
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/james-bond-gay-villains-b1946968.html
Is this even a contest?
Her bum plays major role in the plot
So does OPs. I love Bond films.
You could say that about quite a few of them, especially the early ones. They had some quirks but not many.
Even the later ones. I guess that's why my top 5 are probably all villains.
Prime Denise is still undefeated in pure looks
Why do fake breasts turn me on so much
Bimbo fetish? A woman who’s so resigned to her purpose as a fricktoy that she surgically alters her body just to get men’s dicks hard
Nah bimbos go too far, I don't like work done on their faces unless it's subtle and more about imperfection correction than bimbofication. Just the fake breasts on a good looking girl, it just gets me.
70s girls were built different
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>c'mon guys!
stfu
Suit yourself turd eater
>2 million
pay up johnny boy ahahahahahaha
they’re all ugly boomers lmao
+ ratio
just popped into this thread to say
FRICK
JANNY
For me is Barbara Bouchet as Moneypenny in Casino Royale
definitely not that stupid twit
Favourite theme song?
>Favourite theme song?
Diamonds are Forever is just in another category of great. Anything with subtle guitar volume swells just gets me and it's probably the best use of that Streets of San Francisco wacka-gia-wacka guitar sound in any song before the 70's completely ruined it.
>t. jazz band guitargay
But in terms of pop songs it's tough. Probably the one that Radiohead one that never got used, or the Blondie one. Almost across the board the best Bond songs are the recordings and mixes that they passed up.
LIVE AND LET DIEEEEEEE
who's the lewdiest bondgirl and why cum its belluci?
not even a contest
Daniela Bianchi and it's not even close.
>2022
>I'm forgotten
>being a jawlet
Humanity is moving on