Who is the best girlfriend for Bart?
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Who is the best girlfriend for Bart?
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the twins
lisa
McBain's Daughter.
Edna
Only correct answer in this thread
Yeah since Edna's death, Bart has had a crush on two of his new teachers, hence developed a fetish for mature women. This is further proven in a future episode when he ends up in bed with miss Hoover.
What the hell she's dead?
I mean it's probably something that has happened two decades ago by now since I dropped the series after it turned to shit. But why? Did the VA die so they felt the need to kill her too?
>Did the VA die so they felt the need to kill her too?
Yes.
This is acceptable
Too bad she’s Deadna now.
Bart is a gay so none
Marge
>Who is the best girlfriend for Bart?
Annika Van Houten
It probably makes more sense than other ships too. A marriage between bart and the family of a long time friend has a better chance than most of the other girls on the list. Over half of bart's gfs have been nuts or toxic
>only if one of them becomes the girl in the relationship
>ahem
how's her head game?
New look! Same taste!
Wasn't thus originally going to be Edna?
The joke would make no sense.
There was that future episode as well where Homer and Bart meet Edna and Miss Hoover at Moe's. This a the Simpsons multiverse, so Bart could still end up with Edna in a What If scenario.
Una tarde, Bart estaba sentado en la sala viendo la televisión. No había nada que ver excepto las reposiciones de verano y estaba increíblemente aburrido. Bart alcanzó el control remoto y apagó la televisión. Bart luego notó que algo sobresalía del cojín del sofá. Agarró el objeto y se dio cuenta de que era una revista pornográfica que Homero había dejado ahí debajo. "Interesante," se dijo Bart a sí mismo. "Cómo las chicas de Miami saben cómo usar sus manos." Excitado por el contenido de la revista, Bart comenzó a sentir que su pene se endurecía. Se quitó los pantalones cortos y comenzó a frotar su pene. Por el rabillo del ojo vio a Maggie.
"¡Oh!" dijo Bart con leve sorpresa. Se sorprendió aún más cuando Maggie se arrastró hacia él y miró con curiosidad su pene. "¿Quieres jugar con eso?" preguntó Bart. Quizás Maggie pensó que se parecía a su chupete, pero cualquiera que sea la razón, tiró de él con la mano y comenzó a chupar. Bart se sorprendió, pero rápidamente comenzó a sentir un intenso placer cuando su hermana pequeña succionaba. En ese momento, escuchó una voz. "Oye, ¿hay alguien en casa?" Liza llamó. "Oh, mierda," dijo Bart. "¿Bart, has visto...qué diablos?" Lisa exclamó. "Bart, ¿¡por qué dejas que Maggie te chupe la polla!? ¡Le estoy diciendo a mamá!"
Wtf?
Why do i know spanish...
Gringo, chicano or latino?
Mucho texto
Diablos, que acabo de leer. Lo peor es que me lo llegue a imaginar momentaneamente, lo que hace la degeneracion.
Well, enough internet for today
Why does Latin America have the sickest and most degenerate Simpsons fans?
CIA coups
>Right behind the family of decapitated dissidents was a VHS of a Season 2 compilation
A estas alturas, la libido de Bart estaba fuera de control y no había nada que pudiera detenerlo. "Ahora lo pediste," le dijo a Lisa. Bart comenzó a correr hacia Lisa como un toro embistiendo. "Oh, mierda," dijo Lisa. Empezó a correr tan rápido como pudo. Lisa trató de subir las escaleras y encerrarse en el baño, pero su hermano la derribó y la tiró al suelo en el comedor. "Bart, por favor, no lo hagas," suplicó. Bart metió la mano debajo de su vestido y agarró la cintura de sus bragas mientras ella lo pateaba débilmente. Los bajó hasta los tobillos, dejando al descubierto sus suaves nalgas amarillas. Lisa continuó suplicándole. "Bart, esto es repugnante y está mal", dijo. Sus palabras no surtieron efecto.
Bart empujó su pene duro como una roca en su coño virginal. Empezó a empujar. Las protestas de Lisa comenzaron a convertirse en gritos de placer. "¡Dios, sí! "¡Sigue adelante, Bart! ¡Más rápido, más rápido, MÁS RÁPIDO!" Lisa gritó cuando comenzó a experimentar un intenso orgasmo. Su coño se contrajo cuando Bart disparó chorro tras chorro de semen caliente en ella. Por fin el placer se calmó y Bart salió de Lisa. Respiró hondo varias veces y se secó el sudor de la frente. "Guau", dijo Lisa entre respiraciones. "Eso fue increible." "Lo fue", dijo Bart mientras contemplaba que acababa de violar a su propia hermana. "¿Quieres hacerlo de nuevo mañana por la noche?" preguntó. "Claro, hermano," sonrió Lisa.
El fin.
I'd say either Laura or Gina.
Gina because it hit me when I just realized how into tsunderes I was, but she's probably good for Bart both being a check on his ego and him being kind enough that he'd let her into his family. All the other girls are either too good for him or using psychos, Gina is a genuine person that both wouldn't use Bart but would also grow from having him in her life.
Jessica was Bart's first love interest and the two shared more in common than any of his other past relationships. Plus he could genuinely be himself around her without having to lie about himself.
i hate this artstyle
Why?
Not him but it looks Tumblr as frick
How?
I don't see it
That's not what tumblr art looks like at all
I don't know. I think it makes them weirdly conventionally attractive or anime/disney-like. It just doesn't sit right with me personally
If we look at Bart's character, he is a spitting image of his father. And lets face it Homer's only one successful relationship was with Marge. And its only because of Marge's ability to overlook all of Homer's shenanigans, is the reason why their marriage has lasted this long. So in conclusion, Bart needs to find a his own Marge. Someone exactly like her who will put up with him.
He pretty much screwed that up with Jenny ("the Good Samaritan" in OP's pic). Besides, Bart's sharper and more actively chaotic than Homer. A Marge would be too passive to properly guide that chaos.
So Milhouase? He can both overlook and even take part in Bart's ideas and sometimes serve as a consciousness.
No. Just... no.
Jessica Lovejoy
Greta Wolfcastle
Sophie Krustofsky, AKA Bart's eventual Wife and partner in crime.
SophieBros...we will WIN the BARTBOWL!
So why does she carry Krusty's family name if she is a bastard?
I like this but the writers paired her with fricking Jimbo on some Future episode.
Mary
Jessica Lovejoy is the only answer
Milhouse
Agreed! Best otp
>the hot and cold one
You mean a tundra?
if they weren't related it'd definitely be Lisa
>if they weren't related
where do you think you are?
>where do you think you are?
well obviously that's not really an obstacle here on the internet, I meant more as something in the show proper, though I could see it being done in a Treehouse of Horror* segment with Bart and Lisa in the role of characters that aren't related
*or one of the occasional non THOH anthology episode we get
only if one of them becomes the girl in the relationship
Your mom.
Sherry and Terry. I actually animated a (really shitty) shipping video for this when I was 12.
Link it coward
I wish I could, it was awful but funny for how bad it was and I and a friend synchronized them. But it was 20 years ago and I didn't extract and save HDDs back then.
Edna.
Its kind of weird how nobody has ever drawn fanart of the canon aged up Sherry and Terry as seen in the background of Bang Bang Bart sequence.
I didn't even know they were there before now.
>So Milhouse is going to live as a trap for the rest of his life
nah Professor Frink will invent some mad science doohickey that will turn Milhouse into a real woman
Thrillhouse
>the descriptions
that would be a fun farming sim bachelorette cast
Damn, I remember being stupid enough to chase Karen when Ellie was right there, then my save files became corrupted.
Bart deserves living karma in the form of what he loves the most.
The only correct answer is Maggie
It's obviously Mary
She dumped Bart.
It will always be Terri. Since every other girl itt is a cheap imitation of the twins.
Jesus Christ, this shit is ugly
So are you Black person. It is Simpsons fanart gotta make do when your ship isn't popular.
Me.
Ling as she wasn't born in Springfield so she keeps getting older and is soon Bart's age and begins hitting on him.
>Bart: But Ling, we're cousins. We can't and they outlawed that in this state 3 years ago.
>Ling: It is ok, Bart. I'm only adopted...
up
A harem. Bart become God Emperor of Springfield. Kek.