Who is the greatest bastard?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is the greatest bastard?
    Vivienne Madrano

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Master Shake. Cartman is just and edgy kid; Ruckus is the biggest uncle tom on the planet; cotton was just an old fogey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shake never Titus Andronicus'd someone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cartman.

      >Cartman is just an edgy kid
      Cartman made Scott Tenorman eat his own parents.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cartman has actually killed people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cotton killed 50 men, dumbass!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cartman killed at least 3 times that when he drove a drill through a crowd of hippies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cartman killed an entire timeline. Also cotton killed 50 men in a war where those men were trying to kill him AMD his friends. Cartman killed people for the pettiest of reasons. Call me when Cotton makes someone eat his own parents and then licks the tears off their face while they cry about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cartman.

      Confirmed to not have watched South Park.
      >Had a kid’s parents killed and fed them to the kid via chili
      >Almost established a fourth reich with a bunch of Mel Gibson fans
      >Almost took over the country with a bunch of drunk war reinactors
      >Drove a nanny so insane that she was locked away and eating her own poop
      >Got a therapist’s wife to kill herself on the phone because the therapist called him fat
      >Gave Kyle AIDS because Kyle laughed at him for finally getting his comeuppance

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shake is literally me.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post flanderisation cartman > cotton > shake >pre flanderisatioon cartman > rukus
    based on people killed

  5. 2 years ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    his parents being unwed means cartman is the only one who is an illegitimate child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shake is lab grown though

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bob Bastard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watched the Dilbert cartoon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the Dilbert cartoon.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot somebody

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      woah

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cartman. Back in the middle ages, people thought the bastards children were like him: evil, treacherous, greedy, full of envy, and a coward.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cartman > Shake > Ruckus. You at least get an explanation for why Ruckus is so terrible and still has a few redeeming traits. Cotton is an outright bastard, but it's mentioned a bit off-hand that part of his being a bastard is a product of WW2 and losing his shins. Shake is just a piece of shit for no reason. Cartman has willingly killed people for pleasure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      other South Park kids killed people too, so what

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He becomes a respectable member of OSI though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dermot is just a punk though, he's not really scum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dermont is just your standard dumbass teenager from the trailerparks with a single mother working a service job. Plus he seemed to be shaping up after his dad got him into OSI

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs Bunny

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More importantly, what are their power levels?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cart man, then Shake, then Cotton, then Ruckus. Ruckus at least has helped the Freemans out a few times, and actually gives Granddad company.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You left out my favorite bastard.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An argument between these four would be priceless.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cartman because he was born to an unwed mother

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