>who is this
>The Fappening was 9 years ago
What have you done in that time anons?
Spiraled into paranoid schizophrenia
Mine was a slow meander
I got some reading done.
Went to college
Got a good job
Failed to talk to a single woman
you didn't fail, anon; you succeeded
Getting a gf is way fucking easier in college than out in the real world
Just ask one of your girl friends or female relatives to set you up with one of their single and desperate friends. If you don’t mind them having baggage they might be attractive, but you’ll see why they were single while also being attractive
you only talk to married women?
Had a baby. Started and ended 2 long term relationships. Got 2 new jobs in a new industry. Pissed in a girls mouth.
Interesting. How does one broach this subject with a girl?
I don’t suggest you take my approach. Mine was basically blackmail. She had pissed me off for the last time and I basically demanded she learned to drink my piss and like it or I was gonna dump her ass. She was on her knees gulping the next day.
Hot. But yeah, you're a terrible person for doing that. Good to see you've had some character growth! Have a good day, anon.
She deserved it anon. Trust me on that.
I hope you had all of this in that order.
Pretty much actually yeah. Except the water sports was in between new job 1 and 2. We’ve also added some light bdsm stuff, daddy daughter roleplay, age play, free use/rape etc.
What a gay
>Pissed in a girls mouth.
I did that too. Now she's dating my friend. I never told him I pissed in her mouth.
Nice. Excellent job my friend. Every man on this earth should experience getting blown while taking a long hard piss. It’s pure bliss.
Got my own apartment
I did a bit too. I think I might sneed some more later
Dropped out of college twice and fell into misery
Doing shitty minimum wage job now
I finally had sex with a beautiful trans woman
i transitioned into terminally online.
browse internet, fap and keep wanting to kms
lmao what is this image even trying to convey? Is this cute and wholesome or a nightmare scenario? I honestly cannot tell.
Sucked seven dicks
Are you Snow White?
In a row?
I still haven't organized my fappening folder.
Got married, had several promotions, got fired for bullshit, got some other job doesnt pay as much but I have so much more freedom. Knocked up the wife twice, gonna find some other job I'm bored here.
Got a job
Got a gf
Made thousands of Cinemaphile posts and saved several TB of images
Browsed biz without getting rich
Browsed fit without getting fit
literally nothing tbh. I’m 30 and still live with my mom. No job. No gf
it will give you something to do, and let you meet some people at least.
often leads to other things if you keep doing it.
Got hired/fired by three lame jobs
Acquired a taste for Brenda Lee
Talked to several women
Developed internet induced schizophrenia and tourettes
Ate more burgers than I should have
e-dated a trap for 7 years
dated a gay bf for 5 years
remained in my folks basement
>Tried and failed to be a wagie.
>Exposed myself as a hopeless aspie, who can't deal with customers or phones.
>Trying to ride out my NEETdom and 'bux as long as possible.
>Remained incel, as I gave up on call girls.
>Got fully Black Pilled on just about everything.
>My final two family members died.
>At least I am nine years closer to death.
>Just waiting for the end now.
That’s pretty bleak. Maybe some self help books could help?
Go homeless and travel around by car barebones funded by your bux. It'll be fun and fulfilling to have real experiences
Got into heavily into cocaine
Developed some sort of mental illness
Dropped out of college
Yeah you could say im doing pretty good
Some people just can’t handle the coco
>Implying some can
It's just a matter of time
Cocaine will fuck you up, but it probably won’t make you insane unless you were susceptible to an underlying mental illness already. You’ll just become broke and burned out because your dopamine receptors will be messed up
Lost my virginity, got a gf, friends, high paying job, got out of depression and moved to my own place.
I still ocasionnaly jerk off to the pictures tho, when I'm too lazy to pick up whores, great time.
Effectively dropped out school, was supposed to do a 1 semester break to get rid of stress, ended up neeting for 4-5 years, was planning on going back in 2020, then the fucking end of the world happened (the coof lockdowns, and the riots), so that fell through, and at the begining of this year I realized I was 27, and my life is basically over. What I'm doing now is trying to get my mom to get over her sadness, and convince her that euthanasia is the only path for me.
Good god man snap out of it. It’s only over for you if you think it’s over. 27 isn’t even past the point of no return. I have faith in you
just start now. don't think about it, don't hesitate or comtemplate, don't wait for the right time, don't wait for the right mood, just do it.
sign up for university, and if you can't start it this year, sign up for short courses, training, certifications and so on, related or unrelated to your university course.
do free and paid online lectures, start small to warm up your brain and your confidence and belief in reality and yourself. even doing a 2-3 day course like a first aid day/weekend with a cert at the end is very positive and useful.
then build your way up.
once you've done a few short courses, apply for some part time jobs and/or volunteer positions.
anyrhing to start the ball rolling.
these fears and clouds of impossibility start winding themselves around you when you stop moving for too long, and after a while it feels like they've always been there.
you have to start moving, in any direction to break free of it and little by little, step by step things start to feel more possible again, you start to hope, you find yourself smiling once in a while, even just for a moment.
it isn't easy, but the most important thing is not to think, but to do. be constructive, force yourself to be positive.
if you start now, you will already be done by 31, and will feel like a different person.
within a short time, all the wasted time will almost feel like it never happened, and the more you do, the less important the past will become.
i wasted my time until I was older than you, and eventually managed to dig my way out of it, just by doing.
i has no end goal in sight, it was instead rules that I told myself. that I had to face my fears, that I had to do something/anything, that I had to say yes to some things instead of making up excuses why not to. it was to kick every obstacle and step over it.
you can do it to, just take the smallest first step and the rest will become easier with time.
Also I quit drinking
This except quitting drinking gave a seizure so I did the responsible thing and started drinking again.
a whole lot of shitposting
9 X 365 = 3,285
Multiply that by..... maybe .75 = 2,463
So yeah, I've jerked off about 2,463 times in the past 9 years. Didn't realize it would be that much, really.
9 times a day? wtf
>quit w2 wagie job
>became my own employee with my own s-corp
>literally pay myself to sit at home with my kids
Got into Uni and have still not finished. I actually took an exam today that I may have passed. I passed two other classes in the previous exam period. So there’s that. Beyond that, let’s see… I’m still a friendless KHV. I fried my brain due to inactivity all these years, which was borne out of cowardice. I became obese. Currently I’m phoneposting from the toilet where I’m having liquid, burning diarrhoea, since I gorged on too much pizza, Whale style. I spent 25€ just to get diarrhoea. I feel like a waste of space sometimes… Things could be worse though. But I never thought that this is what would turn out to be my life, y’know?
my granddad died and I inherited some money so now i shitpost from my own apartment instead of my parent's basement which is cool
apart from that literally nothing
Still fapping and stuff you know
we have over 9000 penises
she a cute but CNN hires some really freak-ass looking people to be on tv most of the time
moron, that's me!
I AM THE 4 CHAN
Anyone have that Kate pic? she qt
She IS cute! Not a good actress, though. Television and film career mentioned.
She was unironically better than mammario in the layover
i did not expect that lol and thanks for the image
Anyone find hers?
It's probably some homeless schized-out junkie who rambles to himself and occasionally gets a wi-fi signal on his government phone.
Yesterdsy I brought home this hot woman from the club, but she ended up being a chud and I fucked her anyway
Why do frogs love fucking trannies so much
To be fair who doesnt?
he got dropped by his bf for a female btw
For a female who looks more chud-like than he does lmao.
Nows my chance
These chud folks are all sub bottoms right? Like if you're pretending to be a woman you're not going to try to get your "clit" into some man ass, you're going to get your hole stretched while called a cunt over and over, right?
Well that’s what you’d expect. I’m sure I’m the history of mankind a few people have broken that rule and got fucked in the butt by a chud
Haha just a classic accidentally fucked a man story
shit like this opened us up to newgays who eventually swamped the site in 2015 and eradicated the indigenous culture.
Everything that went wrong started with the death of harambe and pepe. It brought too many meme shitlords. If you find out someone is posting frogs, please report that person to the police
>newgays who eventually swamped the site in 2015
The site died on September 1st 2014, anyone who came after that is permanently reddit
Reddit isn’t even that bad
yes it is
It’s really not. There’s bad parts about reddit, but reddit at its worst doesn’t permeate as much loserdom as a Cinemaphilener doesn’t. When people became obsessed with the site and started posting frogs that’s when it got bad
mah bro droppin' tha REAL redpills
2012 is when it turned from poo to rotten poo.
i first came here around 2006, thought it was shit, left. came back a year later, stayed for longer.
left at intervals when life was going better, but always came back.
i remember when a dude in 96 or 97 quit his website saying "selling my computer and moving to ireland, that's enough Internet for me, it's been fun, see you".
wonder what became of him.
at the time the thought seemed far fetched, but he probably did the right thing
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
When I was a kid I thought everyone here was a coder and I would get hacked if I ever came to this site
I thought everyone was an alt right nazi when I first heard of Cinemaphile, but then it turned out to be just shitposters and schizos for the most part, at least on 4chan
I thought everyone was a chud, then it became clear they all killed themselves and I felt relief wash over me in an awesome wave.
It still is. You are fucking done, kiddo
just downloaded his firewall, he's completely open now.
sending in the payload
he should be seeing a skull flashing on his screen by now.
was going to whitehat him, but since he flamed us, I'm going redhat all the way
The 1st amendment and boobs
Funnily enough, I was looking for this earlier.
Do you have the edit with the schoolkids chanting based?
we are legion bitch
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