Who should join Star’s harem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needs to be a cartoon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KO

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sprig Plantar

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Star make for a good otome/reverse harem protagonist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For sure. She’s probably met a lot of boys through all the dimensions she travels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a bawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect for it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of woman would left insert as Star?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A cuckquean.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Star is unironically cute

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Justice. Star x Justice for all the lives she killed in her magical genocide, and Chaos too, for causing that merger of realms between her world and Earth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I completely agree. Everything has a specific nature and features unique only to them, A is A, and it would appear that whether its Earth or Mewni, Star is Star.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Justice. Star x Justice for all the lives she killed in her magical genocide, and Chaos too, for causing that merger of realms between her world and Earth.

        So it looks like we're all in agreement. Star must pay for her crimes and be brought to justice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She said sorry

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry doesn't cut it. The world needs to know the truth no matter what it is.

            Whether it be something small like Star's period blood coming out blue (I rooted through her trash, so I know this) or Star murdering tons of innocent monsters, the world must know the details of what's true and what's false.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry doesn't cut it. The world needs to know the truth no matter what it is.

          Whether it be something small like Star's period blood coming out blue (I rooted through her trash, so I know this) or Star murdering tons of innocent monsters, the world must know the details of what's true and what's false.

          stop doing this shit, it's not funny anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing funny about justice

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it’s not funny

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star is a cuck lol.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This just feels forced and creepy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is it creepy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the two 12 year old kids for example

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Star is 14

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            since when are relationships between a 12 year old boy and a 14 year old girl normal?
            also Wendy was 15 as comparison

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My brother has always been with older people. a two year age gap only gets weird when it's an 18 year old and an underage

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It’s passable in most series

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                name 5 examples then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Katara and Aang
                Steven and Connie
                Ferb and Vanessa
                Rapunzel and Eugene
                Star and Marco

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vanessa is 16 and Ferb is 12

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ferb was 8 when Vanessa was 16. The episode where Ferb/Vanessa became canon, Act your Age, occurred ten years after the events of the main series. In that episode Phineas and Ferb were graduating high school, which usually happens around the age of 18.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't he stated to be 12 in one episode? that's a huge age gap

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah his age was never mentioned but it’s safe to say he was around 8 during the show.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what do your examples have in common exactly? what the frick are you doing here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Couples with at least a two year age difference that are passable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But I asked for couples where the girl is older
                >Star and Marco
                do you mean the dimension shit?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huey Duck

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hitler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What would their ship dynamic look like?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All the boys who Star hits with the flesh price

    It ain't right

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should battle to death instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh they would never meet. Star just plays the field a lot. It helps they are separated by literal dimensional barriers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine her gaping hole at the end of the day
        also
        >anon fantasizing about being the loose prostitute with 9 boyfriends

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mewman pussies hold strong. I don’t get the hypocrisy with Star having a harem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            all haremshit is pathetic, doesn't matter what gender

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Funny how it’s only mentioned with Star having a harem

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, I will post the same in the next Marco harem thread, are you happy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I promise an epicly autistic Star thread on Saturday.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll post it!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not sticc

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