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MC Hammer
>wrong pic
>black person can't help himself to graffiti a priceless piece of history.
Many such cases
It anything it's accurate and not racist.
This is actually a downgrade. As spiderman he defeated Galactus, Hulk, Mephisto, Blackheart and Thanos with his shock touch
which remains moronic.
>has spiderman's powers
>but also invisible
>but also electric
get outta here kek
This writing is pretty on par for most comics. It's cringe, but none of you can deny that most comic book writing is shit
>s-s-stop talking about the woke marvel writers are out of touch and whenever they try to write something for black people it ends up being so racist its funny
I refuse. I will talk about it.
BULL FRICKING SHIT.
Lmao the graffiti on the hammer can't be real right?
>M.C. Hammer reference
Isn't Miles like 16 or something? Way to show your age, writer.
>graffiti on the hammer
Jesus Christ
to be fair, at least that grafitti is readable
If that were the only 'urban flavored' line, it would have been hilarious.
>zoomer black New York teen gets thor powers
I think the dialogue is alright for that
>zoomer
>mc hammer
face it anon you're not a kid anymore, that was 30 years ago
This all seems racist, it's like if some Mexican became Thor and wouldn't shut up about tacos and burritos every sentence so you remember he's mexican.
A mexican Thor saying "mijito" and "ay carumba"
Yo esse
Thortilla!!
>I'm Thor, Tia!
There, now it can fit in a marvel panel.
Blacks like this tho
>blacks reading comics
lmao
this is for white numales to pat themselves on the back and feel good about being so progressive
Shut up, Asgard is his Hood now.
>comics are moronic
What else is new?
>black-run Asgard becomes a shitty ghetto replete with shoes on the telephone wire.
Can't make this shit up. Lmao.
>those shoes
what is it about black people's fascination with shoes?
black people are basically women
NBA
Blacks are a legit hivemind.
When something gets introduced to the black consciousness, you NEED to rep it or you're a house Black person uncle tom goofy ah b***h cuh.
You better like Mcdonald's Sprite, Air Jordans and Trap music of you're a house Black person. People slate that senile old frick Biden for saying if you didn't vote for him, you weren't black - he was merely in the know on how American Blacks think because they all think the same way culturally hence that moronic saying "For Da Culture"
Can any crypto-Black person posters confirm this?
What happens if you just deny the programming and act like a normal person as a nog?
I guess that depends on where you are. If you keep your head down and keep to yourself no one will bother you, it's not like people go out of their way to check what your opinions are. Might be more of a black boomer thing since nerd culture is more popular among blacks than before. In the ghettoest of ghettos I'm sure dumb shit like that is common.
>expensive vanity item
>unlike an expensive watch or some kind of israeliteelry, it’s ultimately consumable for maximum wasted money
>popular among broke ass city blacks
I imagine it started as some kind of psyop to keep poor blacks broke by giving them something trivial and wasteful to pour their disposable income into instead of escaping the ghetto
yt selling me dem shoes :sob emoji:
High estrogen levels
I once bought a phone from a black guy, he had hundreds of pictures of his Jordans on it.
it's much easier to smash a car or tear clothes then it is to steal the shoes off someones feet in the ghetto
symbol of power
reminiscence of tribe culture, where the hunter would wear a canine tooth symbolizing his rank as a hunter
it's the same shit but in capitalist language
man why is the comic industry dying its such a mystery
It just needs trash covering up the torn up infrastructure from years of neglect, and it will be complete.
The writers know that shoes on a phone line is not indicative of a positive part of black "culture" right?
or graffiti on fricking EVERYTHING?
nah it just means some Black folk bullied someone by stealing their shoes and throwing them over a telephone wire making them walk home barefoot and get their ass beat by their mom who has to blow their EBT on another pair of shoes. Pretty symbolic of how Black folk grow up in hyper aggressive environments where you need to be violent to thrive
They don't know anything
funny, shoes on power lines mean a friend or gang member of yours has died
>look at how heckin based and poggers the Asghetto is!!! Everyone is super nice and everything is based!!!
I might be wrong and I’m too tired to google it. Don’t people throw shoes over phone lines to indicate you can get drugs in that area? Or at the very least it seems like only a complete shithead would throw someone’s shoes over a power line just to bully them
No, that's 100% what it is.
>One of the most commonly believed reasons shoes are thrown over power lines is to signal the location of a crack house or prime drug dealing spot. Dangling shoes can also be the symbol of gang members claiming territory, especially when the shoes are hanging from power lines or telephone wires in an intersection. In fact, the city of Los Angeles underwent a massive shoe removal process in 2003 when residents expressed their concern that the shoes indicated “sites at which drugs are sold or worse yet, gang turf.” Mayor James Hahn addressed the community, stating that overhead shoes would no longer be tolerated
wow look how culturally enriched this new vibrant image of Asgard is!
i thought cultural appropriation and colonialism were bad things, what happened?
>White Thor
Asgard is diverse
>Black Thor
Asgard is black entho-state
I read this in Rudy Ray More's voice. Frickin kino. Should be the sequel to Black Dynamite
I cannot fricking believe the timeline we are trapped in right now
Black folk gonna nigs.
Why do so many liberals equate black culture with the ghetto and poverty and vandalism and thug life?
That seems racist as frick. I don't think as many racists left the Democrats when Nixon used their southern strategy as most people think did. I keep seeing this bullshit when promoting "black culture".
This isn't black culture. This is trash culture sold to black people as some form of bullshit identity politics.
Drawn Together called this shit out.
its the noble savage for urbanite serfs
It truly is a white liberals burden to save these poor black people in the ghetto from Trump and the evil Republicans.
Just ignore that the vast majority of the worst impoverished black urban communities are in cities completely run by Democrats. I can't get down with the Republicans too much, but I have to agree with them on that point.
darkies remain in the ghetto = darkies remain easy to influence by the welfare state
>graffiti on everything
>chariot is some ghetto car pulled by a goat
>shoes on powerlines
>The chariot is a car with tricked out rims
Hahaha holy shit that's fricking racist.
>inb4 detroit
Just a friendly reminder that western comics are utterly failing right now in sales, only about a dozen series sell enough to justify their existence and despite underordering most comics on purpose, comic book stores still have a surplus of most books because nobody buys them. Oh and manga is like 9/10 of the top selling books in the west let alone the rest of the world....pozzed bullshit murdered the comics industry
Nature is healing
>I brought you some eighties mix tapes
I don't know how or why the average person is too stupid to realize that the soundtrack to GotG is from the sixties and seventies.
>>one third of good writers frick off and retire, one fricks off to work outside of the big two, the ones that remain just phone in their stories while they work on better stuff that's also outside of the big two
>all the hacks writers can't do anything but rip-off MCU shit
Full circle, I guess.
This almost reads like /misc/ wrote it as a shitpost
I'm gonna say it since nobody else says it... 'sure' doesn't rhyme with 'Thor' at all
You're saying it wrong.
Did /misc/ write this? Jesus Christ!
>Miles' is a straight-A intelligent kid with social issues
>"that sounds like Peter Parker but black."
>"okay, then, how about we make him a thugtard narcissist"
kek. This really does summarize mainstream attempts to make minority heroes more mainstream. Either swap the skin color of a preexisting character, or make a walking racial stereotype. Looks like they opted for a double whammy here.
Taco that!
I will Burrito you!
I Am Thortilla!!
It's all so tiresome.
y'all have chronically overlooked this quality post smDh
Nice pepito
that's why op posted it
lol... i love when they try to do representation and get smoked for it. i bet all the writers were black too
Backlash from whom? Blacks, especially wealthy ones, still do all they can to act 'hood' and talk like street thugs.
Tell a black he's acting white and he'll play the knockout game on a white granny just to prove he's demo da streets!
This is just Spiderverse that you all love to suck off as a great piece of kinography. Only difference is the clothes he wears. Miles does not work as a character unless he has his OWN IDENTITY.
What identity? Miles has and will always be black spiderman. That's why he was created. And 10 years of stories wont change that. No matter how much you try to develop the character he was never actually given his own identity.
>want to piss of people by making a norse god black
>make him act "black" because you really want those diversity points
>don't realize how racist you are
Amazing. They can eat each other.
Yehudi portrays blacks as:
>barely able to communicate (without ebonics)
>unable to maintain clean cities (graffiti and shoes everywhere)
>disrespectful to the arts and sciences (vandalize historical artifacts)
literally /ourspic/
Biggest irony of all: Miles is basically a Hispanic. He's raised by his Hispanic father (textbook mulatto) and was culturally hispanic until baby Trey-Trey died and he was changed to 100% Black "black spider-man(-boy)" for woker woke points.
Yehudi there is a Hispanic mutt himself but only takes after his israelite half, if his writing is any indication. Which brings the irony full circle.
this dude looks like kevin smith crossbred with moviebob
>Huge rainbow
Is the character also gay? Why can't israelites stop oppressing the black man and demoralizing him?
He does not look well
All dialogue brought to you by a mexican israelite.
>israeli Mexican
I didn't think it was possible to be worse than an average Mexican
>beaner israelite
>identifies with his israeliness instead because it makes life easier
what a gay
lmao. Just a modern israelite putting on a minstrel show.
When I was in CDMX I remember being surprised to see a Synagogue. Probably not common but still it was an odd sight.
This is the most revolting racial combination of all time.
You just know this guy says latinx
How do you even pronounce that?
>Wow these comics sure are racist with no POCs at all in them
>get boycotted (even though none of them were buying comics anyway)
>dragged through the media
>someone gets cancelled
>MORE diversity hires to appease the "masses"
dammed if you don't
Is yeh/udi his pronouns?
Isnt Morales a Mexican name? He's the best of both worlds right? Black and Hispanic. Perfect for Thor, the Norse god.
no it’s a dominican name
mexicans are walking stereotypes of mexicans.
obnoziously loud, dirty, noisy, stupid, dirty, noisy, dirty, loud, noisy dirty stupid dirt
Funny, since Miles is half HISPANIC. Yet most people forget this and think of him just as BLACK Spider-man. He's African American AND Puerto Rican. Biracial people sure get fricked over.
> This all seems racist
It’s written by a liberal, remember?
Kind of want
This is hilarious. They give a black person Thor's hammer and the only way they know how to write him is by making him talk in ghetto slang every line when the character they're writing doesn't even act like that. The best part is the writers probably think they're being really progressive and diverse for doing this.
>he only way they know how to write him is by making him talk in ghetto slang
gotta get that urban audience famed for buying and reading comics. ya know.
The video for this parody song from The Boys came out the Friday before Juneteenth. Wokeshits are just a tiny bit tone deaf in general.
It is written by post-racism lefties, who are just as racist as any KKK member. Perhaps more so, because lefty racism is taught in schools and forced through all forms of american media, KKK gays meet up in the woods in the middle of nowhere, and don't have any impact outside of bumfrick nowhere. Never trust any piece of shit that says they are not racist, everyone is racist. People that claim they are not, are the worst ones of all.
I mean, they're racist due the whole bigotry of the lower expectations and pandering, but I wouldn't say they're worse than literal KKK who burnt and hanged people alive.
White leftists deliberately allow violent criminals to roam black neighborhoods victmizing the people living there.
>but I wouldn't say they're worse than literal KKK who burnt and hanged people alive.
which has had the higher toll on the black comunity? Black folk used to have to stay together to survive, now they are at a 75% divorce rate and a 13/50 violent crime rate...
Let me guess: all the writers and artists are black, because that's not racist
Wrong. This is the writer. He's mexican.
>mecardo
me cardo en sus muertos indeed
>his first name literally means "jew"
wtf
why does the frost giant have a fade
he black
becuz its blak ppl, yo, for real, yo, it's fricking the black thor bee-yotch! its my shiz-nit!
Coz Jottun are now black, deal with it Chud
>giantess who birthed 3 monsters 2 who are directly responsible for killing a god and bringing about the end of the world is black
what are they trying to say here?
it's pretty funny because, once again, they blackwashed a ginger as Angrboda was a redhead
Seriously what is their beef with redheads?
the casting director is dyslexic
>A NGR B
lol
lmamo
lmao i heard this in chucks voice
I'm confused, who is who here?
Why dies the ice giant have a lineup all of a sudden? In fact, why the frick would an ice giant have a line up at all
I think those are three different ice giants, one of whom is seemingly African-Jötunn
Got hit so hard he grew hair
What the frick is happening
>right up to your face and piss you!
The frick did he mean by this
>black Thor
>talks about hip hop and sneakers in Black personese
How progressive.
Are they not like this? What’s the problem?
Most of this is written the way that black people used to talk like 15 years ago, except for "lowkey." that one is only like years old.
>zoomer quotes a Boogie Down Productions song from 1988 for no reason
k
>zoomer
he's not immortal like the normal Thor?
You know it's a Disney comic book and that the writer is gay because there is not on any page a sexy black woman with fat ass or women wearing leotards like in the Thor comics from the 70's every Miles comic book there is never any fricking hot woman I wonder why
ok so is thor an actual person or just a set of powers? i seem to remember that the guy everyone calls thor lost his powers in the first movie
Person than powers because it was their time now
both
>you know what happens to a toad when struck by lightning?
>Singer couldn't understand better line
It croaks
I want to cum on that frog.
Wasn't that Thor himself turned into a frog?
Go back to bed, Joss.
>Joss
Pretty sure it was Brian Singer directing and David Hayter screenwriter
His name is Throg and he led the Pet Avengers
Holy shit. He was a black football player who got a knee injury that ended his career. This is more Cyborg from Teen Titans / Justice League bullshit.
He lost his wife and kid in an accident and.. well..
>Simon finally found a witch with an authentic connection to the afterlife, and was able to speak with his wife and learn about their unborn child. Unfortunately, Simon was unable to pay the witch for her service, and as a punishment the witch cursed Simon to transform into a frog
>Simon made his way to Central Park in the heart of New York City, and began a new life as an amphibian. He met other frogs, was accepted into their clan, and was given the name Puddlegulp.[3]
>To aid the frogs in Thor's battle with the rats, Thor leads the alligators to the surface. Back in Asgard, Loki is suspicious of the Thor that has appeared at the Althing, and follows him and Heimdall back to Heimdall's home. The alligators make short work of the rats, and in Asgard Loki discovers that the false Thor is really Harokin. As Thor leaves the frogs, Puddlegulp stops him and tells Thor is secret. Thor returns to the alley and lifts Mjolnir, transforming in a Thunder Frog.[5]
What in the frick is Marvel doing?!
It was a different time
Well, the one I remember hearing about was from 1986 where Thor turns into a frog.
This new character is from a 2009 (alt Earth) and a 2017 comic (626 Earth).
Kinda cute
Originally. Throg eventually became his own character. He’s a frog that got powered up by a splinter that came off Mjolnir and was made into his own tiny hammer
Loki turned him into a frog, you fricking casual.
Reread his post, slowly ESL-kun
That's Throg and he wields Frogjolnir though, is obviously based on Thor but he doesn't take his place nor his hammer
depends on who is writing, if they want some minority to steal the spotlight it becomes a mantle
>whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor
originally it was just the OG Scandinavian Thor, but for a long time now it's whoever has (and is worthy to wield) the hammer, by whatever plot contrivance
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM oriiiiiiiginally, he was just Dr. Donald Blake.
THEN they retconned him as the mythical Thor a few issues into the original book, you fricking casual
What is the point between blaxsploitation and "afro-pop culture" or whatever they're calling the wakanda type stuff i'm supposed to take seriously
Serious question, does anyone unironically LIKE Black folk?
I like Michael Jordan.
The degenerate gambler and bad father?
Disgusting
I don't focus on people's personal lives, i'm not a woman reading tabloids, gay.
Michael Jackson is cool. My coworkers are good people too. Outside of that, no. Hate em.
i dont think black people read comics
No but some very weird white people (Jews) who fetishise the worst aspects of black culture do
Black Asgard is covered in graffiti
Stereotypes are build on truth. However it is racist when you make a characters whole persona their culture. That's like if you make a white character and his catch phrase is "okie dokie" , has pictures of his dog on the hammer, says "By Odins unseasoned chicken", and wears dad jeans and drives a prius.
The absolute status of comics
Do capeshit fans get bored of the same story being done over and over again for decades?
No capeshit fans are dumb manchildren.
I suppose it works when you're dealing with different writers and artists over the course of decades, but not when it's happening so close back-to-back and blatantly following the same script.
wasn't enough to steal Peter's webshooters and suit he also stole Thor's hammer
>By Odin’s fade
LMAOOOOOOOOO they really thought this was acceptable to put into print
Someone explain how this is racist?
It's not. It's just stereotypical.
Like having an american in your story look like this.
Stereotyping minorities is racist now. It's why doing a Chinese/Mexican accent is racist but a German/Russian one isnt
there are far more chinese than germans or russians tho. I thought shit was global?
The word "minority" was always a psyop
imagine if they made a black panther comic with a a white male and all he kept talking about how he loves sauerkraut and can't handle spicy food
Well, they say it's cultural appropriation when whites do it, so I guess it is also cultural appropriation now.
nice try
Show me one DNA test from an excavated grave that conclusively proves that. Oh wait you can't. It's just the literal rape of history so invaders today can pretend like they were always there.
NTA but I'm pretty sure that was satire, the picture has double lord of the rings swords in the back
newbie
>WE WUZ VIKANGS
It’s not, this is literally what they’re like. The simple reality is they just don’t want whites talking about how dumb they are so they get mad and use words some israelite came up with to shame you into not mocking them.
It's ironically black. Boondocks is how you do black stereotypes right.
>AYOOOO IMMA SUMMON DIS LIGHTIN ON YOU AZZ CRACKA!!
It isn’t really racist, that’s how they talk and the stupid shit they love to talk about, I’d fully expect a dumb black kid to slap stickers all over some expensive bullshit he was given and then speak in Ebonics to me about it and then get mad and talk shit when I looked at him like he’s a fricking moron.
The thing is Miles Morales doesn’t talk like that.
pfft ketchup with fries. how proto-american. That shit should be dipped in Baja Blast or at the very least ranch. Also is the fricking euro-temperature soda with no ice and where is the fricking straw? Who made this picture? Some angry londoner?
It's been done before.
>Author's name is literally "israeli Merchant" in Spanish
I'm living in a simulation, this shit aint real
what really? lol
yehudi means israelite in hebrew, mercado means market in spanish, so israelite market, so yeah basically.
John boyega
wew
They're fully committed to never creating anything on their own under a belief that all things white are theirs to help themselves to, huh?
>spic
>defending white on the internet
everytime
Boyega should get first dibs on all African American roles. He deserves reparations.
Its more cringe/funny than racist
I think the most patronising thing the left does is when instead of making a movie about a completely original black or female character it's just "Here's Spiderman but he's black!" or "Here's The Ghostbusters but they're unfunny female SNL 'comedians' now!"
post the whole comic.
modern comics and animation look like shit. i don't understand how those homosexuals on Cinemaphile like this trash.
>i don't understand how those homosexuals on Cinemaphile like this trash.
You already said it. homosexuals like homosexualry
If this makes americans seethe then americans know how scandinavians felt when they turned their history into comics
Scandinavians didn't care and they still don't because it's not even comparable. The problem here is urban poverty and crime is being used as a backdrop for a black hero. Why would Scandinavians care about a comic about Norse mythology?
And no one's seething here. Everything thinks it's goofy.
shut up cracker
Hes wearing sneakers...
Im surprised the hammer isnt just a glock
Doesn't even look like Miles
Are comicbook writers so absolutely lazy that they just raceswap? They really cannot think up a new hero? As though it's hard.
What if we made Thor into one of those rapsters the nig-I mean Black folks like?
How did you obtain this image of me? I demand answers
>Black super hero has eletric powers
EVERY FRICKING TIME
Always very funny when homies get a new angle of themselves, a glimpse of how embarrassing they really are as leaders of the lamest people on the planet. How have leftists/millennials/zoomers never examined how constantly they culturally creep behind homies like this? Blows my shit a_way, to copy the same 1 group over and over and over, never feeling weird, lame or pathetic about it. Like their auto-pilot immediately falls in line behind homies, are they on anti-depressants or something? No way there isn’t a few Cinemaphileirgins or twitter-runoff in here, have you nerds never examined yourself or why you keep changing how you talk? So bizarre and creepy, really subservient.
AYO
If a black person wrote this it'd be praised
If a black could write it'd be praised.
But this is accurate, Black folk talk and think like this
But it's still tryhard and corny and reeks of a writer who isn't actually black.
uncle loki looks like someone who would write buck breaking
Well, if he's Loki he prefers being bred by horse wiener canonically.
But he's already Spiderman? Why would they make him Thor ON TOP of that?
Is it some ultra Dimension 129-C Omniverse alternate universe shit? I don't know how Marvel does its convoluted-ass continuities.
post more of these
Also examples of why American animation, especially for non-comedy shows, is dead and anime is such a hit.
ok but there are def mangas out there that are just as wild/gross. Dog homie is REAL
I don't get it
>Is it some ultra Dimension 129-C Omniverse alternate universe shit?
Yes. What if? Stories have been around for quite a while and some of the ideas get used in the main continuity like Jane Becoming Thor, or Spider-Mans daughter Spider-Girl
I have that issue and a bunch of What If from that time. I really should slab that Spider-Girl first appearance issue. Well. Not grade and slab, just put it in a nice removable plastic case for safer keeping or something.
Please do, it's a certified (by me) classic
So what I learned from this is you can write racist shit if you blackwash a character.
First he was Brown Recluse, now Thortilla. You can't make this up
>be marvrel
>do the impossible and create one (1) somewhat worthwhile diversity character in Miles Spider-Man
>he actually has a little bit of his own identity apart from just being a diversity hire like all the other non-white replacement characters
>turn him into a blatant forced diversity caricature "black [legacy character]" meme
It's like they accidentally made a character with some merit but since decent writing doesn't own the chuds they doubled back to frick him up on purpose
>Miles
>worthwhile
Anon, people thought he was boring AT BEST for nearly a decade until Into the Spider-Verse
His comic origin treated the Spider-Man of his universe and the act of his succession with a modicum of respect, and Spiderverse was okay. That's unbelievably competent and likeable for a Marvel raceswap character
Stop retconning history, he has always been raceswap Spidey, same internal monologues, similar highchool struggle just none of the public hate and all the bs superpowers
I really hate how garbage Marvel has had its writers write Miles, especially Bendis who created him. It is a great opportunity to have a decent legacy character and a good black and hispanic hero, but they seem to keep fricking him up and not know what to do with him.
>worthwhile diversity character in Miles Spider-Man
He literally needs Peter's villains for 90% of his stories.
I think this is the main thing I hate about Miles. He’s been around for years and years now and I can’t think of a single unique villain that is uniquely his foe and not just “a Spider-Man villain that’s existed forever but fighting Miles today”
>by Odin's fade
holy frick
>make a hero black
>can't make him too black or it becomes stereotypical
>play it straight
>he's not black enough, he's an uncle tom, we need more BLACK writers only writing black characters etc
damned if you do
So then don't
Odin in Valhalla: "When the frick did I say anything about Mexicans?"
>Miles Morales became Thor?
No. Much in the same way he never became Spider-Man.
Thor is Thor. Peter Parker is Spider-Man. You'd think these corporate morons would finally notice that this shit is the reason they get consistently outearned by ComicsGate and independent crowdfunders. Pandering to people who do not read comics will not sell any comics.
>by Odin's Fade
>the one white guy
he cute
AYO HOL UP
>AYO
>DEY HEA
You can't convince me this isn't a shitposting by a based Cinemaphile poster.
Muh dick
Is this Slaveman?
I wanna guess Blade given the fangs on that thing but I really hope I'm wrong
What did he do, pick cotton a thousand times faster?
LOL
>with the Power of 1,000 bucks
how long does it take to break that many bucks
I don't get it, why are they mad?
How is this any different than
>black character appears
>rap music starts playing
It's not
How is it racist if that's literally how they behave?
it's racist to acknowledge it
>Hol up imma bout to rock this fool
>anon tries to start a cool meme and makes a brand new exploitable, except its really shitty and pathetic
Sorry kiddo, you can't run with the big dogs.
I just thought the pose looked funny big dog
Seems israeli
So when exactly was it when American blacks started appropriating Pacific culture by getting tribal tattoos?
ALL BLACKS LOOK AND SPEAKS LIKE A Black person.
t.most progressive muttrican
>>>Cinemaphile
Frick off you cringe losers you're looked down on by everyone on this site