Who should the next Bond girls be?

Who should the next Bond girls be?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my mom

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ella

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's 2022. It's time for a modern, progressive Bond "girl"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be a god tier henchman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Henchman kills themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe

      Maisie Williams and Masha

      Zoomers unironically deserve the rope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cringe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, your entire generation is.

          So what, you only want Bond girls over 40 and counting from now on?

          No, Bond should just end with its pride intact.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Bond should just end with its pride intact
            its too late for that already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what, you only want Bond girls over 40 and counting from now on?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Considering the quality of young Hollywood... Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoomer seething about being zoomer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to date him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulders of a linebacker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hotter than most recent bond girls ngl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A troony would only ever work if there were Moore-era quips involved
      >My my, miss...is that a Walther PPK in your knickers or are you just pleased to see me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we already had Bond in space, I don't see a reason for aliens to appear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a white AOC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but without the tiddies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamn those hangers are astounding. What is it with democrat women and having great breasts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good breasts distract from the lies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We had an older Bond girl with Monica Bellucci, so let's bring back Famke Jansen! I wonder what she looks like now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I totally forgot she was in a Bond movie. Probably because she was old as dirt.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maisie Williams and Masha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      feet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cute feet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The scenes she's in are the only good ones on that film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My wife and I watched all the Craig movies in anticipation of No Time to Die. I remember her saying the exact same thing and saying that "it's the first time since Casino Royale one of his movies really felt fun", and I think that was very true. Craig Bong has been moody, brooding, and way too serious for the whole concept of a womanizing super spy gallivanting around the world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >moody, brooding and way too serious for the whole concept of womanizing super spy gallivanting around the world
        Craig blamed Austin Powers, kek. But i think Brosnan movies were just too ridiculous

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suggesting Ratcatcher II's actress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actually not a bad choice given the "usual" Bond girl parameters, not a huge name, exotic but not too exotic, very pretty, probably looks good in an evening gown...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a trail park native

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you've got some weird trailer parks where you're from

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen anything less like white trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ella

      Naomi

      Only ones that seem like realistic viable choices.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need a Portuguese gf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well stay away from my thicc ass tank fu rita

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based, came here to say this
      god I love my rat wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      W/Glasses

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what a qt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice choice.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy Boynton

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sadly too pretty for new Hollywood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And white

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Says who?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh god, why is she so perfect?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Could work as Bond's wife but can't see her doing action scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Says who?

      Damn, what was the word? like, she looks like a nazi propaganda poster

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Instead you could just retire this played out series. do you guys really wanna see another "james bond" action movie # 28b made? there's enough of this mindless shit being made as it is.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    trans actress it is time

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ellen hitting the wall hardest

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me (:

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a troony ofc, itd be great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hunter would be great

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe they had her show up, have great chemistry with bond, then disappear forever after 10 minutes

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anissa kate

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Naomi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No Time To Die wasted her on such a small role WTF were they thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just use her again as a different character. That has happened many times in Bond films.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC Craig requested she be brought in last minute after he enjoyed working on Knives Out with her. So that's why her part in the movie is so small

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the actresses here are too young, especially if the next bond is late 30's/early 40's. Horrific age gap. If the next bond is a more mature male, then as Roger Moore says, it shouldn't be a woman who could be his daughter. So look at more middle aged actresses.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya
    Zazie Beats
    Zoe Kravitz
    Contrapoints

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What Bond? The Bond is dead.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how people were shitting there pants about "finally getting" a cool, self-sufficient, effective Bond girl who wasn't a damsel in distress, when pic related already did it 33 years ago and is best Bond girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *their
      frick i'm moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looks rougher than Daniel Craig
      >balding
      >bond girl has a lazy eye
      people on say it's good because no one watched it

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One with breasts

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's time for another Asian bond girl diversity doesn't only mean more blacks and mutts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bond is a chad. So only Latinas and white girls for him. Asian girls are trash tier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >turns into old wrinkly women by 30
        Heh, nothin personnel kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based, I'm so tired of Black's. Black's are below 1% where I live.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The next Bond girl will be Hunter Schafer, screencap this.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ana should be the next Bond and Malina Weisman in the first lesbian Bond relationship. Very progressive.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that section of the film was the only good one. I wish she had had more screentime.

    >that one shot right after she fell down a height and raises herself with a strain of hair right infront of her face
    >pure sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This shot?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its gonna be a troony

    Screencap this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already had one in the 80s, didnt they?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Emilia Clarke deserves a shot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gives off double agent vibes

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hailey Steinfeld

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pey Pey hot asf and kicks ass

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idris elba sohuld be both James Bond and bond girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      al pacino is still tryna rape female idris elba

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A muscled-up, mowhawk'd butchy Latina henchwoman whose actually super-straight and ends up fugging Bond and becoming his ally but not before she's roughed him up a few times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Hollywood powers that be will never let us have bond turning a lesbian straight

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Armas again. No time to die didnt coubt.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could he be the new bond?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both the bond and bond's GF, killing himself 40 minutes into the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cruel, but funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, with Hunter Scaefer as the Bond girl

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Born for the role, but they'll never offer it to her because she would make Bond look like a manlet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Cavill get the Bond role, she will have a chance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can film her like the hobbits in lotr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd only watch her if they made pic Bond.
      Could create all sorts of kino, like her smuggling Bond into SPECTRE HQ in her handbag.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There will be no more bond girls if No Time To Die is anything to go by

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what about Famke Janssen and Denise Richards again haha actually we don't need bond lol or even a story lmao just have them be on screen for whatever reason hehe you get it lol as a joke but also the film takes place in a shower or something i dunno haha

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney Sweeney
    Bond deserves big breasts

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