Who the frick drinks cocktails and fancy snacks in a theater?

Who the frick drinks wienertails and fancy snacks in a theater?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good way to filter out kids depending on your local liquor service laws. Wouldn't bother now, but 10 years ago it was great.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one I work at does, but our food is standard pub grub, not whatever the frick is in OP's pic

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn those southwestern quesadillas look tasty as frick

    um yes i do not go to movie theaters because people can't be respectful and talk during them, use their phone, yell at the movie, etc.
    i'm done with it. i'm not paying 20 bucks for other people to ruin my movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was done with it by the late 00's. They want to cater to this crowd, which runs the majority off, hey, not my problem. Got acres of blu rays and streaming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Movies suck now anyways

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything sucks now

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the thing in the bottom right? Looks like French tacos.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me, b***h, and it’s awesome. Saw The Killer during the limited release whilst pounding beers at Alamo Drafthouse.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are better than a sodey pop and a half expired soggy hotdog. Pic related is my typical kino viewing meal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your adult lunchables aren't impressing anyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude if you ever find a table like that in front of you, you've frickin WON at life

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dude
          Tell me you're a poorgay without telling me you're a poorgay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude tell me your an roodypoo assclown doubleBlack personhomosexual without telling me you you stupid frick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >$45 worth of food

          jesus christ anon work harder

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's the type that pays $100 for all that shit and smokes a cig, ensuring he tastes none of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks tasty to me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's tasty but it's nothing to brag about. Ellios pizza can be tasty ffs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very comfy indeed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      muh dick

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COLD SODAS and HOT POPCORN are all you need

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  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spoken like a true poorgay

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seriously never brought a flask into the theatre and rummed up your giant cup of Coke? My friends and I would do movie binges on Saturdays, we'd watch 3 movies in a row and by the end of the third one we'd be pretty fricked up on 1/2 a bottle of rum. One time my friend pissed right in the theatre, didn't even bother getting up to go to the bathroom. It was during Batman Begins when he's doing the ninja ice training. Very kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking based. Imagine having to be the janny to clean that one up lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao frickin homosexual janny on his hands and knees mopping up greasy piss with a rag lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking based. Imagine having to be the janny to clean that one up lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no we'd punch hafl a dozen cones in the car park, float in and not remember anything about the first half of the movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ahh kids did that behind the Silver City until one of them drove his truck through a fence and knocked down a light post, after that they always had some security gay parked outside all night

        zoomies will never ever understand how great it was to just be a punk fricking off all weekend watching movies and boozing, they're all on too many pills and obsessed with their genders to appreciate just being a human

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1/2 bottle between 3 people
      3 drinks a piece? Madmen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you're 16 and have no tolerance for alcohol it doesn't take more than 300-400mL of 40% to get sloshed

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My local tiny cinema has a bar. You can take drinks into the cinema. But they will be in a shit plastic cup. Still. I’d rather buy a overpriced beer than a Fanta Ice Blast. Although. My mate and I used to smuggle in a bottle of vodka and add half each to the Ice Blasts, that was fun. I think one of the best cinema experience I had was going into Free Guy completely blind with a couple edibles in both of us. Funny movie, but it killed us laughing that night. I do love that dude. We have been friends for 25 years, since high school. We met over playing Pokemon on Gameboy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys sure do seem like two peas in a pod. Maybe you should frick?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. He’s actually bi. But I have no interest in men. I don’t want to make this a blog post, but I have had no interest in dating wince Covid. But that is mostly depression. 2019 was fun though as I met a girl in a bar who was only staying in my area for college, and was leaving in 6 months. She was 22 and I was 30. We had a fun few months, I got overly attached and then she left. I can’t date properly after losing an 8 year relationship. Everything felt like what I did with her, but not with her. Anyway I am drunk, and it is 6am for me. So feel free to mock this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being british
          >and alone
          >and drunk
          >and posting on Cinemaphile
          >at 6am

          jesus christ I'm not even gonna make fun of you. take care of yourself man.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have just drunk through Friday night to Saturday tbf. But thank you, Anon. Being a Brit is a fricking curse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My local tiny cinema has a bar. You can take drinks into the cinema. But they will be in a shit plastic cup. Still. I’d rather buy a overpriced beer than a Fanta Ice Blast. Although. My mate and I used to smuggle in a bottle of vodka and add half each to the Ice Blasts, that was fun. I think one of the best cinema experience I had was going into Free Guy completely blind with a couple edibles in both of us. Funny movie, but it killed us laughing that night. I do love that dude. We have been friends for 25 years, since high school. We met over playing Pokemon on Gameboy.

          Mate, do you not know what a comma is?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's british, they talk on and on

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Comma chameleon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like sucking each other's dicks a lot?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. appreciate your friend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do. Very much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at just how sincere this post is. Hope you had a nice time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of my favourite movies now

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cold beer
    so where is the fricking beer?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wienertails are good but the food would be an issue. You don't want hearty foods that stick to your rib, you want snacks. It's also ready on demand in The Alamo Drafthouse they literally have waiters running around while the movie is going on. Even Shakespeares audience was smart enough to know this which is why they ate fruit and nuts.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fancy snacks
    It's just mexican street food, you fricking cracker.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It made End Game more enjoyable

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No poor people, no kids. It's actually pretty sweet.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers brothers

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morbidly obese beaners

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in the UK. My small cinema sells only bagged sweets. The fricking rustling of packs for the first 30 minutes is annoying as hell

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some ppl need gimmicks for a nite out. If you want theaters to survive, better load it up with lap dances, exotic food, etc

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always take a portable air fryer in to the cinema with me.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's reeses pieces and a slurpee 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s crippling anxiety

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me if I could justify the expense

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matinee showing time to avoid zuzaks, kids, and crowds in general. Flask of your preferred liquor poured into you soda pop and something crunchy to snack on if you're into that is the real way to go.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ->girl drinks

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who don't live in places with a lot of blacks or browns.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bamf

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