Who the frick takes a bath in the morning before work?

Who the frick takes a bath in the morning before work?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take a shower in the morning before work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SUPER BUSY RIGHT NOW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SUPER BUSY RIGHT NOW

        That was more kino than it should have been

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there two of him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mirror

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk multiply in water. Just don’t feed them after midnight, or shit gets REAL.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have a bath buddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're twins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black magic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the portal to the magic Black association.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In all seriousness is he bathing in cold water? A hot bath would fog up the mirror. Are blacks afraid of hot pot water?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can somebody answer this question? Why is black man bathing in cold water?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because if there was fog on the mirror it would ruin the shot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yea, blacks are a hydrophobic people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In all seriousness is he bathing in cold water? A hot bath would fog up the mirror.
        In a very small bathroom with the door closed, water at a hot but tolerable temp, it would have a little steam on that mirror. A little.
        Does no one in this thread use a bathroom for anything other than wiping up after shitting yourselves?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wiping up
          I haven't wiped my ass in a good ten years or so. I just take a scalding hot shower after I make a poo poo, then I bend over and spread my ass cheeks apart to clean my crack out like a scalding hot bidet. My poopy hole is pristine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a movie you autismo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The average Cinemaphilener IQ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a double Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bigger question is why does his twin have his family in the bathroom too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's his birthday

      LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The moron in the back not even looking at the tv

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are there two jesuses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I totally lost it at the concerned Jesus painting for some reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me on the left.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice to meet you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello, mr Nolan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they wait until he was out and dressed? kind of cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To me that's less weird than the fact that he's taking a bath in the first place. Like, he has to be at work at 9, and he's going to fill up the bathtub and sit in it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >To me that's less weird than the fact that he's taking a bath in the first place. Like, he has to be at work at 9, and he's going to fill up the bathtub and sit in it?
        Wake up sooner, you fricking imbecile.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ok kids your dads washing his balls, lets go surprise him with a bday party in the bathroom!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a man born in 1930

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming the movie takes place in 1987 (the year it was released), that would mean Roger Murtaugh was born in 1937.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought he was close to retirement? when did they retire back in 87?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Age 35. The average age of death in 1987 was 52.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's stated at some point that it's his 50th birthday. That seems early, but I think 55 is the average retirement age for police, so I guess it's not too crazy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i remembered the birthday party in the bathroom but i forgot it was his 50th not his 60th.

            Age 35. The average age of death in 1987 was 52.

            it was a different time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in the USA police get to retire young and draw a pension for life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its good to be a zogbot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              really bruh? in my town the cops are the only vanguard against the hordes of basketball americans and joggers. but hey, i see you have thay mental illness where everything is da jooz

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there are villains on both sides

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the sooner you realize that this entire galaxy belongs to the israelites, the better your mental health will be.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do black people really?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A man close to retirement who is told old for this shit. Not sure how much more clear we can make this for you.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    federal/state/city employees

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How come people do things that I, an npc with a Black person's brain, don't understand?
    Because you're a soulless subhuman.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might get drunk and watch the first threWould do all four but don't have enouggh time

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZESTY

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the cake real?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a houseplant sitting on the edge of the tub? Is it a black thing?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean people

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bath
    That's pure coconut oil. they keep themselves greased at all times for easy escape from handcuffs.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was his son reaching into the water?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Dr Faggot

    I enjoy the Simpson cartoon characters naked and the family guy, I should have my hard drives searched

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the original script he was a sex addict and had just returned from a late night at the local chinese masseuse den.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not proudly leaving the smell on yourself
      pussyass mufricka

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old 1980s family bath-sharing homies with no showerhead that want to save water

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40 years ago this came out
    Depictions of blacks have only gotten worse

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was his teenage daughter coming into the bathroom while he was laying naked in the tub?

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