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Did season 2 come out? I stopped giving a shit after watching their little teaser episode for season 2, the atom eve B.S. It was so fucking bad I basically decided then and there to not watch season 2. Is it as bad as I thought it would be?
how did you even get past season 1?
Purely a cohencidence
I skip over huge portions of the show, i.e. keep skipping forward every 5 seconds when there's an Amber, Debbie, etc. segment until it ends. Even when I watch stuff like the Allen the Alien thing (voiced horribly by that homosexual Seth Rogan), I'll still be skipping past his lame romance with the blue woman.
>watching something you hate while seething uncontrollably and skipping every scene that triggers you
>to own the libs
kek. never change, chuddies.
I don't hate it you, you total retard. I'm engaged in the Omni Man, Cecil, Mark (excluding his relationship bs), etc. stuff. I skip when necessary, so a good portion of any episode I watch.
I do this too with most shows, even breaking bad just skipping every Skyler/Marie scene
>cartoon
literal children I guess
a seemingly normal, reasonably intelligent friend of mine was watching this crap. Even three episodes in it is unfathomable
I want a live-action adaptation with a handsome hapa actor for Mark and a handsome blond actor for his gay best friend and a handsome latino actor for his gay best friend's boyfriend and a shota asian actor for his kid brother.
why would this crap ever get a live action adaptation
Because
>handsome hapa actor
>handsome blond actor
>handsome latino actor
>shota asian actor
Also, give the kid brother a blond shota boyfriend with blue eyes.
I get the feeling you'd want to fuck the kid, too.
Why do you feel that way? What's up with that, doc?
it is honestly the most millennial thing I've seen in a quite while. The writing for supposed adults is atrocious
They're all gen x. Believe it or not they are responsible for almost everything millenials get blamed for.
I watch this for the meme.
I find Omniman reasons pretty stupid and a anticlimatic
>i dont like it but continue to hatewatch it just so i can cry on the internet about it
If it wasn't for Cinemaphile crying about this shit i would never know it existed. The more you cry the more advertising you give them
Hate watching can be fun though. Of course, I admit the stuff I hate watch are all guilty pleasures.
I intended to hatewatch Wheel of Time and laugh at how bad it was but made it about 2 minutes in and realized it wasn't even funny, just terrible.
But you won't see me spamming threads here about how much i hate it because it's just being a babby and lashing out with words on the screen is all the "power" these people have.
>I intended to hatewatch Wheel of Time and laugh at how bad it was but made it about 2 minutes in and realized it wasn't even funny, just terrible.
Pick better material to hate watch. I hate watch a ton of anime, and me and my friends will just rip on it and laugh. Wheel of Time just sounds like it'd be too torturous to hate watch. Isn't it some fantasy show with lore and shit?
>I hate watch a ton of anime
Like what?
Sometimes, your typical ones. Sword Art Online, Goblin Slayer. Sometimes there's ones that are barely talked about (as far as I can tell) like Asterisk Wars and Guilty Crown.
Then, there's ones I just don't like. Demon Slayer and Evangelion. I'll watch them, enjoy some of them, but point out the parts that I think are bullshit.
>hate watching Goblin Slayer
That's a good show though...
I don't agree, but this is neither the board or thread to talk about it. So, I'm happy you like it.
Your testosterone levels must be abysmally low.
The "OP guy kills Goblins" schtick got old fast for me. He'd just win, so there was no tension. No tension = I'm bored out of my mind. Plus, if I want a testosterone/ego boost, I'd just lift weights.
>can't into methodically killing greenskins
Again, low-T.
Nah, the best shows to hate watch are shit like Robyn Hood and other embarrassing shit like that. Willow would also fall under this category, as would almost every CW superhero show, especially garbage like Batwoman.
A bad anime is torturous to sit through unless it's a "holy shit this is so retarded, what the fuck is going on" kind of show that still has a decent budget and animation that's not terrible, like Akame ga Kill.
Sitting through shit like Hoshi no Samidare or low-tier seasonal isekai where the animation is a literal slideshow is painful outside of the few moments where you're laughing at the terrible animation.
I am released from the purgatory of having to feign interest among friends. By the time I got to episode three with the feminist villain, I realized I was trapped in wokeshit
WHAT IF: you took an obsolete, flogged dead genre, threw in recemixing and prog crap, made it center on boring family home life and relationships, and made it a shitflix series??? What if??
>By the time I got to episode three with the feminist villain, I realized I was trapped in wokeshit
Thank you, bro. You saved me from having to watch this shit.
That whole intro with Invincible being evil and just cut to the reality without any explanation of what these were. I mean I know it's that nig- I mean black guy with the portal powers so that's a diff dimension but really stupid execution.
I watched ep1, and it's pretty cringe. I liked S1 though. Are the newest two eps even worth watching?
Most people are so bored and pathetic they will watch literally anything you put in front of them anything to fill the silence void of their existance
Those who create guro must be executed in the fashion they depict.
Can you imagine what you as a child would say about Invincible? I know I would think it is fucking gay when I can watch Spider-Man or DragonBall Z or Power Rangers.
I would think the setting is boring and the art style essentially generic. And then I would go watch Gargoyles or something actually targeted at male children
They would find it boring as shit, I assume, given they have options to watch something else.
Half of it is gay and boring as shit. The other half is hyper violent. Neither should be shown to kids. And yet the whole show is completely infantile.
I remember reading the comic as it was coming out and getting to the part where Dupli-Kate gets killed a hundred times by some lizard guy and I stopped reading there because it was too gross for me.
From what I've seen the show seems to be a bit toned down from the comics, at least so far.
No clue. It's crazy bad.
I'm just watching and waiting for the rape scene. I've got my bottle of jergens ready.
Buddy that's at least two seasons away if they're ever adapting it
I wish they'll change the rapist into a handsome young man in the live-action adaptation.
>I deliberately watched a cartoon I knew I would dislike and now I'm angry! How could this happen to me?
And yet the show is unironically better than the comic...
Doubt it. At least the comic should be a quick read.
It's 152 issues if you avoid returns(a recap that also has a few extra scenes introduces the very minor tiny plot point of Omniman reconciling with Mark) and the assloads of crossover comics in the same universe and that one spiderman crossover too.
An issue is like 20 pages?
20-30, I really don't remember and I'm not sure if there's an industry standard somewhere.
It felt like a lot more.
Look if you just want "that" scene it's in issue 110. It's not nearly as hot as you'd imagine.
I'm telling you it feels like an eternity near the latter quarter/third. Plus you'd never imagine how shit the art is until you actually sit down and read the comic and it rarely improves.
>Look if you just want "that" scene
I don't. My whole point is that reading the entire (less pozzed) comic probably takes less time than watching one season of this abominable show.
152 issue isn't shit, that's, what, 22-24 volumes?
I stopped watching after they started really shilling Amber. Fuck that whore, especially after hearing what she eventually does.
So, how come Vitrumites needed so many people to conquer a single planet?
I thought Omniman implied they can't afford to gather so many people, and each Vitrumite is supposed to handle a single planet.
The fact they needed a dozen Vitrimites, instead of one, actually makes them look weaker
don't recall asking
What's the context of that scene? I could probably give an explanation at least from the comic's perspective
It's a flashback of Allen the Alien's planet getting conquered
Oh, probably back then the viltrumites were aplenty before the loads of wars and before the super viltrumite aids
The whole one agent per planet policy came later
maybe they don't need them but it sure as shit probably goes way faster
you don't put one strong guy on a construction site and have him build one house over the course of two years
That's during their initial expansion their were a lot more of them
no, you don't understand! They have to look like different earth multiculti races even though they're aliens!
>Talking about something is getting triggered
???
Explicitly, yes.
when is my cat Battle Beast gonna show up again?
I agree which is why I have never and will never watch it, I have no idea why youre watching it
I enjoy what Cinemaphile hates. Like visiting bizarro world
Never watched it, never will. Fuck capeshit.
I only watched the first season and thought it was alright with the typical high school drama shit, the only thing that really gets people's attention is the brutal kill gore
they spend more time having the viewer listen to notsuperman's empowered wife bitch about him not listening to her enough as they do even doing the capeshit.
Something about Kirkman screams wasted potential. I think he's great at setting shit up but he has no idea how to continue a story
I'M OUTRAGED AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
its trash
but the fight vs guardians was some refreshing animation at least
the comic is so good, it's a fucking shame the animation is so fucking shit. fucking americans can't do animation to save their lives. stiff lifeless shit. what happened between looney tunes and this? fall of an empire.
>what happened between looney tunes and this?
America started outsourcing all their animation to Korea.
Koreans are pretty good if you do not pay just dogs.
Invincible is good, and manages to feel unique.
I dislike that Amber hasn't been dumped yet, and that the animation is somehow worse in S2 than in S1.
>more multiverse shit
when will this meme end?
zoom zoom
>watching "adult" cartoons
You're the retard for even entertaining this shit.
no one here really watches that show
it's just people trolling
I think a few people might have read the comics or wikipedia synopsis to have enough knowledge to troll effectively but that's about it
>"it's actually good!"
>"wtf Cinemaphile you lied to me. this show is great!!"
the comic is mid and the show enhances all the worst elements from the comic.
have sex
you got me. I guess I have to watch your israeli mind-poison now, huh?
I think it's funny when I convince an anon to watch garbo like RoP or the Watchmen tv show and they rage at the whole board later
And because they're raging and funny, unrelated anons pile on to stoke the fire.
But if we're to break kayfabe for a second, you're right, no one is watching that shit
I always give bad recommendations on Cinemaphile because only zoomers need to be told what to watch instead of just watching shit for themselves that they think looks interesting.
>But le epic psycho soopermang
Complete trash.
Haven't watched it, but the comic was pretty good, until it gradually started shitting the bed in the last stretch, and I eventually dropped it when Oliver died in such a forced and stupid way. Never read the last dozen issues. I've heard they are underwhelming.