> Ignoring half the israelites in Israel to try to make your point
Mizrathi exist, and they are endemic to the region. and even Ashkenazi israelites actually do have a valid claim, since they literally were too busy in Europe NOT interbreeding to maintain clearly levantine genetics. that's literally why they've been scapegoated for 2000 years.
Arabs can move to Jordan or Egypt; its what they deserve, since they are functionally just more arabs who think they deserve special treatment for being big fricking losers
You team up with Nazis, Russians, Iranians to fuel your death cults, you lose again and again. the only reason they are alive is because of Israel's kindness. Pallies haven't realized its not the year 600, their child fricking warlord hasn't been an effective example of political or tactician in 1 400 years, but Pallies will still think doing the same thing again and again and crying about it will win them anything.
And the more they kick around and flail, the more hardened and cruel Israel will become.
Why would Jimble want to take down the Smiling Friends? He's relaxing on the beach.
Villains who would team up to take down the Smiling Friends:
Mr. Frog
Claymation Forest Creature
Mip
Green Witch
The Frowning Friends
Satan
James
DJ Spit
The Landlord
R&M is cringe atheist but Smiling Friends is based Christian. Any show where God has the following attributes: >Alive >Perfect >Good
Is worthy of praise. Any show that deviates from these properties for God is filth.
Alan because the task was just a simple travel to get office stuff, imagining you will get a rise for that is just fooling yourself, plus the boss give him a silly gift as courtersy, rejecting a gift in front of your boss is a sign you don't appreciate it,
I saw somebody say the little mr. Boss talks the same time he does and I couldn't believe; he really does. Is he alive? An advance animatronic? Who would even notice that in the first place?
WE HAVE YET TO SEE ONE TIME WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY THEY GET PAID FOR THIS. There is no fricking way they are gonna not address that as a joke
"He said the payout for doing this for a month was going to be a house. I just figured he was like a crazy, RICH old man ya know Pim? I mean he gave me his credit card for when I needed stuff and I just figured that was normal ya know?"
"Charlie that should have been a red flag."
"It is my first job out of high school Pim! Cut me some slack here!"
>If I had a little smart man who knew how to make money
But Mr Boss' actions were learned, they're not genetically in him. The clone wouldn't carry the same information.
Useless, (legitimately of absolutely zero value to you) unwanted "gifts" are worse than getting nothing; you're expected to feign being grateful for a burden you don't want, OR you reject it and make the gift-giver feel bad, it's a losing situation in either case. Boss is at fault.
Corey got knocked on the head one day, woke up in a freight carrier in Balochistan, and spent the next 20 years of his life with a new identity as an Iranian man, working his way through the ranks until he became president and heir to the supreme leader
Allen is in the wrong, but it’s because he’s not assessing the situation from the boss’ perspective.
From Allan’s perspective, he risked life and limb and went through numerous adventures trying to get that box of paperclips. This tiny boss is a shitty prize. He deserves a fricking medal and a million dollars for all the shit he went through and saving the city from being blown up.
From the boss’ perspective, he sent him to get paper clips, which a simple involving going to the office supply store and buying more. Even Allen thought it would be that easy at first. From his perspective, he gave Allen a fun reward for an easy job, and Allen is acting like a prick for no reason.
I still say Allen is in the wrong, because it is a major social faux pas to just reject someone’s gift to their face. I understand the frustration he felt in the moment, but you shouldn’t behave like that.
Alan just seems like a blunt, overly honest person in general, if he didnt go an a crazy adventure and it was just a normal trip to the office supply store he probably wouldve reacted the same way.
Allen is in the wrong, but it’s because he’s not assessing the situation from the boss’ perspective.
From Allan’s perspective, he risked life and limb and went through numerous adventures trying to get that box of paperclips. This tiny boss is a shitty prize. He deserves a fricking medal and a million dollars for all the shit he went through and saving the city from being blown up.
From the boss’ perspective, he sent him to get paper clips, which a simple involving going to the office supply store and buying more. Even Allen thought it would be that easy at first. From his perspective, he gave Allen a fun reward for an easy job, and Allen is acting like a prick for no reason.
I still say Allen is in the wrong, because it is a major social faux pas to just reject someone’s gift to their face. I understand the frustration he felt in the moment, but you shouldn’t behave like that.
It doesn’t seem like allen didn’t like the gift because it wasn’t enough considering what he went through or that he was mad at the boss in general. He just genuinely didn’t want it so he gave it away. He probably didn’t even think what he did was rude or that the boss would be upset about it
Okay what the frick is it Alan, Allan, or Allen? I’m seeing all three in this thread. No I will not look it up. We decide on a spelling now and stick to it for the rest of the thread
Israelis are an invented nationality formed from stitching together disparate groups with little to no relation to each other larping as a Bronze Age kingdom and attacked first, so them.
Neither party is in the wrong here. Boss thought that it would be nice to give Allan a gift for doing what is on paper supposed be a simple task. Allan didn't really want the gift so he gave it to Charlie. Allan's quirk is that's he is blunt, honest, and often goes against social norms, so he doesn't realize that he could be hurting Boss' feelings.
Allan but his implied autism stops it from him coming off as a prick. It's clear he doesn't mean to come off as malicious or rude but his total lack of social grace and general impatience of others allows him to be the "jerk" of the group while not actually being a jerk.
no one....i guess?
I mean, he gave it to allan and after that, Allan can do whatever he wants with it, including giving it to someone else.
But right in front of the guy who gifted it to him?
honesty is the best policy!
Do Ashkenazim born in Europe have any more claim?
The people of the Levant all converted to Christendom and Islam long ago.
> Ignoring half the israelites in Israel to try to make your point
Mizrathi exist, and they are endemic to the region. and even Ashkenazi israelites actually do have a valid claim, since they literally were too busy in Europe NOT interbreeding to maintain clearly levantine genetics. that's literally why they've been scapegoated for 2000 years.
Arabs can move to Jordan or Egypt; its what they deserve, since they are functionally just more arabs who think they deserve special treatment for being big fricking losers
You team up with Nazis, Russians, Iranians to fuel your death cults, you lose again and again. the only reason they are alive is because of Israel's kindness. Pallies haven't realized its not the year 600, their child fricking warlord hasn't been an effective example of political or tactician in 1 400 years, but Pallies will still think doing the same thing again and again and crying about it will win them anything.
And the more they kick around and flail, the more hardened and cruel Israel will become.
>Man frick Americans
>Nooo america please save me
Every time
he implied it was a raise for his paycheck
not an amiibo
so the boss baited him wrongly
He didn't give any hint that it would be a raise.
its his bossman
>he implied it was a raise for his paycheck
No he fricking didn't
Knowing the Boss he shouldn't expect anything but a toy, sweets or tickets to watch a movie or to go to Disneyland
What’s Disneyland? Is that like some ripoff of Daveland?
Its like daveland but freaky
His landlord is dead so at least he doesn't need to worry about paying rent on time.
>he doesn't know
>His landlord is dead
Anon... Smiling Friends has consistant post-credits scenes now. A few episodes of season 1 also had them.
wh.....wjhat
YOU BETTER SAY SYKE RIGHT NOW
I want James, Jimble and The Landlord to team up to take down the Smiling Friends in the Season 2 finale, like in Aqua Teen:
Why would Jimble want to take down the Smiling Friends? He's relaxing on the beach.
Villains who would team up to take down the Smiling Friends:
Mr. Frog
Claymation Forest Creature
Mip
Green Witch
The Frowning Friends
Satan
James
DJ Spit
The Landlord
half of them are dead though
It's a cartoon.
>Smiling Friends has consistant post-credits scenes now
The reddit and memey transformation is truly complete.
R&M is cringe atheist but Smiling Friends is based Christian. Any show where God has the following attributes:
>Alive
>Perfect
>Good
Is worthy of praise. Any show that deviates from these properties for God is filth.
ANON, (YOU) WILL HANG OUT WITH ME AGAIN!. AHHAAH AHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAH
My headcanon is that's his name The Landlord. But that's not his actual occupation an ironic twist from character like The Boss.
Bossman for being egotistical
I love Portal references.
Alan because the task was just a simple travel to get office stuff, imagining you will get a rise for that is just fooling yourself, plus the boss give him a silly gift as courtersy, rejecting a gift in front of your boss is a sign you don't appreciate it,
Funny episode. Michael seems to be barely holding Zach back from being "lol so random violence" and I thought Zach matured past that
I saw somebody say the little mr. Boss talks the same time he does and I couldn't believe; he really does. Is he alive? An advance animatronic? Who would even notice that in the first place?
what do you think he does? Do you think he just creeps up to your bed to whisper positive affirmations as you sleep?
Little Mr Boss was probably just a Hurculad reference. The people who watch OneyPlays are the reason this show exists after all
I rewatched I don't see his lips moving.
Charliesisters, your predictions?
He sleeps in his car.
WE HAVE YET TO SEE ONE TIME WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY THEY GET PAID FOR THIS. There is no fricking way they are gonna not address that as a joke
i thought it was kind of implied that they were doing it for free and they didn't know it
"He said the payout for doing this for a month was going to be a house. I just figured he was like a crazy, RICH old man ya know Pim? I mean he gave me his credit card for when I needed stuff and I just figured that was normal ya know?"
"Charlie that should have been a red flag."
"It is my first job out of high school Pim! Cut me some slack here!"
>watermelon in username
Okay why dont they just use the Palestinian flag. It's not like you're gonna get banned from twitter for using it
hes just like me ffrrfr
So, hypothetical question, say you had a tiny clone of Mr. Boss, what would you do with him?
Jar.
If I had a little smart man who knew how to make money I'd ask him what I should do to be rich
>If I had a little smart man who knew how to make money
But Mr Boss' actions were learned, they're not genetically in him. The clone wouldn't carry the same information.
would killing him be ethical if he gave that tiny clone to you as a gift
i mean after all, he gave it to you
Useless, (legitimately of absolutely zero value to you) unwanted "gifts" are worse than getting nothing; you're expected to feign being grateful for a burden you don't want, OR you reject it and make the gift-giver feel bad, it's a losing situation in either case. Boss is at fault.
To be the fair it's not like the boss had any idea of what Allan was going to go though. It was meant to be a quick trip.
>"jews will always tell you what happened to them, but will never tell you why"
-Russian Proverb
all claims to land are decided on conflict, let them fight it out and kill everyone who tries to demonise this primal aspect of life.
Boss for hyping it up
Alan for giving it to Charlie right there immediately
What did they mean by this?
why does he even look like that one funny Corey picture
Corey got knocked on the head one day, woke up in a freight carrier in Balochistan, and spent the next 20 years of his life with a new identity as an Iranian man, working his way through the ranks until he became president and heir to the supreme leader
Alan just seems like a blunt, overly honest person in general, if he didnt go an a crazy adventure and it was just a normal trip to the office supply store he probably wouldve reacted the same way.
Allan is in his right to express his dislike of the toy because it's not a gift, it's the pay for his job
Mr. Boss just wanted to promote the release of his Amiibo.
Allen is in the wrong, but it’s because he’s not assessing the situation from the boss’ perspective.
From Allan’s perspective, he risked life and limb and went through numerous adventures trying to get that box of paperclips. This tiny boss is a shitty prize. He deserves a fricking medal and a million dollars for all the shit he went through and saving the city from being blown up.
From the boss’ perspective, he sent him to get paper clips, which a simple involving going to the office supply store and buying more. Even Allen thought it would be that easy at first. From his perspective, he gave Allen a fun reward for an easy job, and Allen is acting like a prick for no reason.
I still say Allen is in the wrong, because it is a major social faux pas to just reject someone’s gift to their face. I understand the frustration he felt in the moment, but you shouldn’t behave like that.
It doesn’t seem like allen didn’t like the gift because it wasn’t enough considering what he went through or that he was mad at the boss in general. He just genuinely didn’t want it so he gave it away. He probably didn’t even think what he did was rude or that the boss would be upset about it
Okay what the frick is it Alan, Allan, or Allen? I’m seeing all three in this thread. No I will not look it up. We decide on a spelling now and stick to it for the rest of the thread
Alanius
It's Allan
Israelis are an invented nationality formed from stitching together disparate groups with little to no relation to each other larping as a Bronze Age kingdom and attacked first, so them.
The creators.
Neither party is in the wrong here. Boss thought that it would be nice to give Allan a gift for doing what is on paper supposed be a simple task. Allan didn't really want the gift so he gave it to Charlie. Allan's quirk is that's he is blunt, honest, and often goes against social norms, so he doesn't realize that he could be hurting Boss' feelings.
Alan.
Alan is a total c**t.
The boss. If you've ever been gifted a funko pop then you'll know Allen's pain.
My headcanon is that Mr Boss was in on the whole thing with the Landlord, if not orchestrating the whole thing as a test
Allan but his implied autism stops it from him coming off as a prick. It's clear he doesn't mean to come off as malicious or rude but his total lack of social grace and general impatience of others allows him to be the "jerk" of the group while not actually being a jerk.
Technically neither of them but I feel bad for the Boss because he was clearly upset by Allen's rejection lol
Pim