>sleeping with your sister's husband and getting pregnant is okay because... IT JUST IS OKAY
Even if Vorenus was dead, she still would have been a homewrecking slut and a traitor to her family
i've tried getting into rome several times now but i always get turned off by all abundance of sex scenes, swearing and other obscenities that just scream hbo and usa
is that just the first couple of episodes or all the way through
>b-but romans were filthy degenerates
so are we and it still doesn't take up 50% of the screen time
I always felt kind of bad for this guy, why did the Romans have to kill him the way they did? Seems unnecessary with how thoroughly the Gauls were beaten.
Brutus' cunty mother >I want caesar's dick >caesar decided to honour his marriage, therefore I hate him >fuck off brutus my only son, go and lead a rebellion while I sit around here >somehow you have survived, you little shit >caesar showed my son mercy, what a bastard I should kill him >brutus my boy, if you don't murder your surrogate father because I say so, you're dead to me >good job son, stop snivelling you gay >uh oh caesar's friends intend to avenge his murder, you'd better run away lol not my problem >*kills self*
Maario Naharis
Caesar.
This. Pompey did nothing wrong (except losing the civil war)
Vorenus' wife and that other guy in season 2.
Other than that there were not clearly villains.
That said, many historical inaccuracies.
>Vorenus' wife
acceptable answer
>Vorenus' wife
Are you serious? She thought he was dead. She had every right to do what she did.
>simping for a woman thats been dead for 2000 years
she isnt going to fuck you, bro
>if I haven't seen someone in a long time that means they're dead
She was a just another rancid old slut like any other.
>sleeping with your sister's husband and getting pregnant is okay because... IT JUST IS OKAY
Even if Vorenus was dead, she still would have been a homewrecking slut and a traitor to her family
garden gnomes (probably I’ve never watched it)
Ze Juice.
God I remember watching this storyline unfold thinking “are we really going to have to suffer seeing garden gnomes in everything?”
brutus's cucked mother and that gay cato
i've tried getting into rome several times now but i always get turned off by all abundance of sex scenes, swearing and other obscenities that just scream hbo and usa
is that just the first couple of episodes or all the way through
>b-but romans were filthy degenerates
so are we and it still doesn't take up 50% of the screen time
Just the first few episodes like almost all HBO shows.
The bloated bored glut of sex illustrates the decline of the empire. It's necessary and thematic.
Julius would still be alive right now if someone had killed that cuck Cicero
Cicero was too much of a wimp to even join in on the conspiracy, killing him wouldn't have changed anything.
women and the garden gnomes
The eternal gavl
Who is always the villain?
Women
Women
S1: Servilia
S2: Augustus/Cleopatra
Posca
>Atia of the Julia I call to Justice
The Liberatores faction (Pompey, Brutus, Cato etc.) and Erastes Fulmen
Cicero
he instigated both civil wars
The patriarchy
Good peaches!
isn't it obvious?
And what of good solonius?
🙁
🙂
It's obviously Mehmed, historylet.
Marius and Sulla.
Vercingetorix for not destroying Caesar
i mean, who would think cesear would build two walls?
the absolute madman
I always felt kind of bad for this guy, why did the Romans have to kill him the way they did? Seems unnecessary with how thoroughly the Gauls were beaten.
Can’t leave a leader that rebels can rally behind.
>Who was the real villan of the story?
Augustus was supposed to restore the republic, he didnt.
Its
all
his
fault
Cato, women, and garden gnomes
Brutus' cunty mother
>I want caesar's dick
>caesar decided to honour his marriage, therefore I hate him
>fuck off brutus my only son, go and lead a rebellion while I sit around here
>somehow you have survived, you little shit
>caesar showed my son mercy, what a bastard I should kill him
>brutus my boy, if you don't murder your surrogate father because I say so, you're dead to me
>good job son, stop snivelling you gay
>uh oh caesar's friends intend to avenge his murder, you'd better run away lol not my problem
>*kills self*
Her death was kino though
SPOILERS, ASSHOLE
>Who was the real villan of the story?
what was his fucking problem?
>the greek guy outlives everybody
με βάση
Does anyone think the casting got worse in season 2? More characters kept having more blatant dopey sounding English accents
HBO
Augustus
Atia's big fat seductive ass
>tfw no conniving status obsessed harpy wife
WHY EVEN LIVE
>Who was the real villan of the story?
The Br*tish for anglicising everything, its KAISER, its ROMA, its OWGOOSTOOS
the Guild of Millers
>you will never have a friend like agrippa
it's ok, it wouldn't feel that great since it would be undeserved