>no one uses their bulletproof backpack as a weapon >the darkies don't all ape out just because they can
too detached from reality for me, but I'm glad others can turn their brains off and enjoy
Aint easy being 233lbs of pure muscle. if everyone on Cinemaphile was put into a karate tournament with me and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little incels and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>It’s fricking fun. It’s a stupid fricking fun-ass entertaining story.
I love how the mom spends every season insisting karate can't be the only answer and tries to logic her way through the story only for the story to bend and twist to make karate the only viable answer
>You're everything I've ever wanted in a son, every day I wake up I try my best so that you'll finally be proud of me and respect me as your father... >Oh man that means so much since my own dad left when I was young- >...Robby
Poor mexibro
Extra weird when you consider the obviously superior chemistry between Dani's and Kumiko's actors. Also lorewise, the man fought a fight to the death for her, then she in turn stayed a pure waifu well into her 40's/50's for him.... And you mean to tell me that he ended up marrying some caucasian car-girl?
I mean Amanda's actress is a MILF....but come the frick on.
>be in your mid-30s >no aspiration in life, no friends, wage at home depot >mooch off of your sister after getting out of jail for beating up kids >the only people who respect you are teenagers who you buy booze for
And yet he's one of the happiest characters in the show.
They're good but the show suffers from an obsession with maintaining the status quo. Season 2 finale is pure unfiltered kino so go through season 2 at least
>ay yo la pusso see my brotha who be in da juvie who beat yo boy's ass? yeah he jumped him with his homies? yeah see what we didn't tell yo ass was that he be a good boy he only done be in there for uh dafendun me n shiet
The older black was a pretty kino villain but ever since netflix took ito ver and was like 'nah nah we can't have that fine upstanding black man be a criminal, let's rewrite him' it was moronic
I've seen much worse noggery than Kenny, if this was really a netflix decision kenny would have 2 blm flag waving moms and not a single dad who's a general.
Kenny is fine
he plays the part well: a standard angry black kid we all see daily
its's the old brother who went from 'ay yo we gonna beat yo white ass new meat' to 'aw lawdy no no no good boi over heyuh'
True, it probably would have been more natural if they kept to the theme of 'no bad people only bad teachers' and had him join a gang that put him down this path instead of him just being a good guy in season 4 who just wanted to frick with Robbie season 3.
There's a lot of stupid in the show, but there's also a lot of themes that are omitted from other modern entertainment. That's what keeps me watching and the grade-A milfs[/spoilers]
First episode was fricking amazing. Only because they fricking nailed the ex-martial arts kid life so well. I was junior champ at 15 and now I'm a fricking loser security guard that eats gas station pizza most nights.
Nah man my family are long time welfare queens in Australia. I only got trained because I begged the sensei and offered to clean up the dojo as payment.
He was more of a dad to me that my own is, at least when he beat me up he would teach me how he did it. Then he died and his butthole jealous son took over and made it too painful for me to continue on at that school. I got 5 years of good memories tho. I figure I can live off those for another 20 years.
>Makes Daniel and Lawrence equals without the HIMYM joke 'Daniel was the villain' >Respect Miyagi being top tier and never shat on it >some of the secondaries like CHawk , Eli , black fattie , cringekino adult student and the crazy nerd girl are fun to watch >Tommy dead was more respectfull and sad than the Star Wars protagonist(Luke, Leia and Hans) >Chozen and Silver are Kino as frick >Lawrences reaction about liberal(The gender fluid, autism,...)
Yeah, is not perfect(S3 was a little drag aside the finale and Daniel in Japan) but is the best and most respectfull revival of a 80s franchise
Since the post I replied to got deleted, I think it's worth saying that the Leafs actually were good in this year's playoffs. You know who else was good? Tampa Bay
I know, I know, "just get it done" right? Been there, shouted it from my own soapbox a time or two. But sticking your head in the sand and just lumping this year's playoffs in with all the others is short-sighted.
You want to be pissed about Montreal? Frick yeah, that was pathetic and I was as pissed as anyone. Getting beat in the play-in by the Blue Jackets? That's pretty pathetic too, stars were invisible. Unacceptable.
The Tampa series was not the same as those. I don't know how you could have watched it and thought that it was. Stars showed up, fought to the end and got beat by a more seasoned team that was better. That in no way means that the Leafs "weren't good".
It's kino.
I do. It's in fact very kino. That one shot is a lot more effort than a lot of Hollywood shite.
I fricking do. I want gran cula, but I need the tetas grandes
I do cause it's kino
>no one uses their bulletproof backpack as a weapon
>the darkies don't all ape out just because they can
too detached from reality for me, but I'm glad others can turn their brains off and enjoy
>bulletproof backpack
Is this a real thing in the us? I genuinely can't tell if you're meme'ing
120 bucks?!
yandere Sailor Moon gf
I uh… um is there any more to that pic? For a friend of course, I’m no degen.
>Letting the Lancer win a tournament
better than anime
>Robby? More like Jobby
Cobra Kai is just a live action shonen anime
and that’s why it’s great
I watch it because it's kino, simple as.
Aint easy being 233lbs of pure muscle. if everyone on Cinemaphile was put into a karate tournament with me and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little incels and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on.
Nah you'd go down like a little b***h then scream and stamp about the fight being "unfair" in some way.
I do. It’s fricking fun. It’s a stupid fricking fun-ass entertaining story.
Which is what I expect from my entertainment, to be entertained. You want a lecture - go to a classroom.
>It’s fricking fun. It’s a stupid fricking fun-ass entertaining story.
I love how the mom spends every season insisting karate can't be the only answer and tries to logic her way through the story only for the story to bend and twist to make karate the only viable answer
I love the mom
Why?
Fun is a buzzword
Anon, let's be honest
we watch it for girls being up girls
also for devon who is best waifu
>hip-checks you into a locker
>You're everything I've ever wanted in a son, every day I wake up I try my best so that you'll finally be proud of me and respect me as your father...
>Oh man that means so much since my own dad left when I was young-
>...Robby
Poor mexibro
That shit hurt
I knew it was coming but Miguel's reaction sold it. Xolo is a great actor
>Who wants to watch Peyton List in tight clothes jiggle her tiddies around and do athletic kicks and sutff???
Heterosexual men?
Zoomers and Millennials.
I do. I watched for the shonen rivalry and stayed for the hot teenage waifus and Miguel's storyline. And his mom.
>hot teenage waifus
The actresses are all 20 something hags.
I know that. But you know what I mean. I stayed for the women.
anon implying they're all over 18
pic related
>posting the worst one so far
Until she puts her hair down or dresses feminine this little wienerroach can frick off.
>post pic with her hair down
>anon demands her hair is down
sweetie, stop trolling
Anon, most people don't marry their high school rape victims
>Anon, most people don't marry their high school rape victims
We make fun of you a lot but I never realized America was this bad.
>ywn be kicked in the balls by an over-achieving Asian teen.
Me
i want to smell toris sweaty karate butthole
i think it's weird that Daniel Son didn't marry Komico or Ally... missed opportunity
but he did have an ace for a daughter so I forgive him
Extra weird when you consider the obviously superior chemistry between Dani's and Kumiko's actors. Also lorewise, the man fought a fight to the death for her, then she in turn stayed a pure waifu well into her 40's/50's for him.... And you mean to tell me that he ended up marrying some caucasian car-girl?
I mean Amanda's actress is a MILF....but come the frick on.
Clearly the answer is for Daniel to convert to Islam and marry all three ishnallah
>be in your mid-30s
>no aspiration in life, no friends, wage at home depot
>mooch off of your sister after getting out of jail for beating up kids
>the only people who respect you are teenagers who you buy booze for
And yet he's one of the happiest characters in the show.
Best character. He’s like Steve from Stranger Things.
Clearly he's getting Tori drunk and raping her
Wouldn't you be happy too?
Next season he’ll take over Cobra Kai from Terry Silver, and set up the new status quo.
i like when he had two 40s taped to his hands. what an animal.
False.
His downward spiral in Cobra Kai led him to start raping and murdering girls in the midwest and burying them in fields.
what was his problem
>Noooo you can't just use another fighting style even though your opponent learned how to counter Miyagi-Do you're not winning the right way!
coors sucks, man. miller is way better, that's all.
only season 1 was good
Whites
The first season is kino. Haven't seen the rest, are they good?
They're good but the show suffers from an obsession with maintaining the status quo. Season 2 finale is pure unfiltered kino so go through season 2 at least
s2 focuses way to much on the kids and 3 is just moronic rewriting of miyagi's style
The best show right now.
Shame ~~*Netflix*~~ put a literal nog at the end.
>miguel
Honorary aryan
Kenny was great, can't wait till next season when he kills Silver and becomes the final boss of Cobra Kai.
>ay yo la pusso see my brotha who be in da juvie who beat yo boy's ass? yeah he jumped him with his homies? yeah see what we didn't tell yo ass was that he be a good boy he only done be in there for uh dafendun me n shiet
The older black was a pretty kino villain but ever since netflix took ito ver and was like 'nah nah we can't have that fine upstanding black man be a criminal, let's rewrite him' it was moronic
I've seen much worse noggery than Kenny, if this was really a netflix decision kenny would have 2 blm flag waving moms and not a single dad who's a general.
Kenny is fine
he plays the part well: a standard angry black kid we all see daily
its's the old brother who went from 'ay yo we gonna beat yo white ass new meat' to 'aw lawdy no no no good boi over heyuh'
True, it probably would have been more natural if they kept to the theme of 'no bad people only bad teachers' and had him join a gang that put him down this path instead of him just being a good guy in season 4 who just wanted to frick with Robbie season 3.
tbh he kind of deserved to be bullied for dressing as a homosexual squirrel wizard or whatever the frick that was.
>t. lapusso
go back to playing tekken on vita and being obese
Me, it's great.
Also that's season 2 Tori.
Is season 4 also good? Haven't seen it yet.
Better than 3
I want to FRICK literally every female that has appeared in this show. YES, even the homeless woman.
So the black girl in season 1 and 2 as well?
Just checking.
ESPECIALLY her.
>not wanting to impregnate prime football daughter-fu
for me, its Moon
t.
Hey stop shitting on MUH waifu. Bros will I ever get a gf that will fight the Juice with me?
There's a lot of stupid in the show, but there's also a lot of themes that are omitted from other modern entertainment. That's what keeps me watching and the grade-A milfs[/spoilers]
>Cobra Kai is the show to cure Cinemaphile's dickyphilia and turn them into milf enjoyers
Will she fight Culo grande in a mud pit this season?
tie this b***h down
and then tickle her with feathers
Most of the boomer audience who showed up for 80's nostalgia quit the show after the high school brawl. I know my parents didn't keep watching it.
Can someone post the power tier list please
First episode was fricking amazing. Only because they fricking nailed the ex-martial arts kid life so well. I was junior champ at 15 and now I'm a fricking loser security guard that eats gas station pizza most nights.
Yeah but did you come from money though? Johnny could have had a cozy life if he just accepted Sid's money
Nah man my family are long time welfare queens in Australia. I only got trained because I begged the sensei and offered to clean up the dojo as payment.
He was more of a dad to me that my own is, at least when he beat me up he would teach me how he did it. Then he died and his butthole jealous son took over and made it too painful for me to continue on at that school. I got 5 years of good memories tho. I figure I can live off those for another 20 years.
Not too late to do youtube shorts for different techniques and try to land some kind of sponsorships / advertisements.
dude it sounds like you need to challenge his son in a karate tournament for carrying on the legacy of the dojo
this but unironically, reclaim your destiny
Yes, find another poor kid who is being bullied and train him to reclaim your rightful place as king of the local dojos
I do and it was straight kino to the veins, frick yeah.
That's a great scene and you may leave now.
>Makes Daniel and Lawrence equals without the HIMYM joke 'Daniel was the villain'
>Respect Miyagi being top tier and never shat on it
>some of the secondaries like CHawk , Eli , black fattie , cringekino adult student and the crazy nerd girl are fun to watch
>Tommy dead was more respectfull and sad than the Star Wars protagonist(Luke, Leia and Hans)
>Chozen and Silver are Kino as frick
>Lawrences reaction about liberal(The gender fluid, autism,...)
Yeah, is not perfect(S3 was a little drag aside the finale and Daniel in Japan) but is the best and most respectfull revival of a 80s franchise
Perverted middle age men like me who enjoy seeing hot young women fighting each other.
Me. Easily the best show on television.
Since the post I replied to got deleted, I think it's worth saying that the Leafs actually were good in this year's playoffs. You know who else was good? Tampa Bay
I know, I know, "just get it done" right? Been there, shouted it from my own soapbox a time or two. But sticking your head in the sand and just lumping this year's playoffs in with all the others is short-sighted.
You want to be pissed about Montreal? Frick yeah, that was pathetic and I was as pissed as anyone. Getting beat in the play-in by the Blue Jackets? That's pretty pathetic too, stars were invisible. Unacceptable.
The Tampa series was not the same as those. I don't know how you could have watched it and thought that it was. Stars showed up, fought to the end and got beat by a more seasoned team that was better. That in no way means that the Leafs "weren't good".
Wrong board
Leave that jabroni to me
Hurt me moar