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Who wins?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shill thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ya seethe?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one that isnt blind.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil has actual superpowers so probably him. Also Pattinson Batman is comparatively pretty weak to other Batmen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Also Pattinson Batman is comparatively pretty weak to other Batmen
      He is by far the most durable Batman atleast out of all the movie versions besides Batfleck in the Superman buster suit. Patterman was shrugging off point blank bullets like fleas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So did Keaton though
        Also Keaton bats would rek Daredevil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Affleck takes several handgun rounds directly to the back of his skull in the warehouse fight and barely even tilts his head, which is one of the main reasons I fricking loathe his version

        Pattinson still shrugs off bullets too easily but at least he recoils from and is pained by the impacts and is sent flying + seems to have broken ribs from a shotgun blast. Still laws of physics breaking but it's bearable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He took one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh he only took one metal slug traveling at past the speed of sound which had barely left the barrel before it impacted his armor with 0 penetration, thus dumping nearly all of its kinetic force right into his skull, neck and brain?
            That's okay then.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's got a layer of non-Newtonian fluid sandwiched in bleeding edge ceramic armor plating in that fricking cowl.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is my problem, if he has no issue depending on space age fantasy tech shit why isn't he in an iron man suit? Or better yet just wear that Superman fighting shit everywhere?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let me put it this way. He *does* use space-age fantasy shit - literally all the time - but he also tends to use it in ways that make the criminal element of Gotham never sure whether they're dealing with a man or some supernatural creature. The superstitious fear is a more powerful tool than a guy clunking down the street in a low-rent Iron Man suit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always liked the bit in the comics where occasionally superman dresses up as batman and patrols gotham every so often to really frick with the criminals, they have no idea what batman is capable of

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let me put it this way. He *does* use space-age fantasy shit - literally all the time - but he also tends to use it in ways that make the criminal element of Gotham never sure whether they're dealing with a man or some supernatural creature. The superstitious fear is a more powerful tool than a guy clunking down the street in a low-rent Iron Man suit.

                To further illustrate, the guys who survived that fight with him in the warehouse are going to go to their graves swearing that what they fought was more than just a man. That one dude that shot him in the head is gonna tell his buddies that shooting at him will only piss him iff worse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic? batfleck took one handgun shot to the head and it disoriented him Battinson took several machine gun rounds with no affect

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Battinson took several machine gun rounds with no affect
            Battison never got shot in the head, he also got knockout by shotgun at pointblank.
            I really hate this Ironman batman. Eitherway Batfleck is clearly the strongest batman on film.

    • 2 years ago
      Le Batman

      >Daredevil has actual superpowers so probably him
      Heightened senses aren/t superpowers. Le Batman has gaydar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes they are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pattinson Batman is spends several seconds punching full force into some guy's face, twice, presumably without killing them. Once in the intro and once towards the end, when he has just injected himself with adrenaline (?).
      On the other hand he hits a bridge at roughly 100 kph then takes an accelerated fall from 10m+ and walks it off. He takes full auto weapon fire and keeps going, gets shot by a shotgun point blank and is fine after a quick adrenaline (?) injection.
      TL;DR: He's a literal tank in the video game class sense - seemingly near invincible, yet deals relatively mild amounts of damage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was vemon but otherwise agree

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both are literally me so either way I win

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bat man dosent have sonar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You sure?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >daredevil has ecolocation
      >batman does athletic death-defying stunts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >batman does athletic death-defying stunts
        implying DD doesn't but for him its not death defying its just easier, he knows exactly where everything is and what is is and what it is doing in his immediate environment at all times, its kinda like superman but concentrated and trained and restricted to about a mile or so

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    batman could just pay off the entire city to kick his ass for him

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman could probably discover DD's weaknesses pretty quickly

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the one that's not blind and can actually fight more than one guy at a time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So daredevil.

      • 2 years ago
        Le Batman

        Nice links. Sifu Steve Shekel makes both ov dhem hiz b***hez

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *turns up stereo*
    Heh, nothing personnel kid.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    batman would just deafen DD with some kind of sound batarang

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a straight fight, it's a toss-up. Matt's roughly on the same level as Bruce in terms of fighting skill. If Bruce actually *knows* Matt's powers, he exploits the absolute frick out of them - flash-bangs, cape flourishes, not-feints, etc. Against a guy like Bruce, Matt's powers are an active disadvantage, abd if he knows about them, Matt's fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And one of my favorite cross-over moments.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is just another batwank tbh batman shouldn't be fast enough to keep up with guys like captain America who have literal super strength and speed. Its like that scene where batman judo throws superman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >captain America who have literal super strength and speed
          He doesn't you MCUtroon. Comics Cap is just in peak human condition.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Comics Cap is just in peak human condition.
            I've seen this Black person bench 1000pounds with ease, he's literally tossed trees around in the comics.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And yet he's still only in peak human condition, so some writer was being moronic or it was a story set during that time he temporarily had super strength.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >peak human condition
            The world record is 1 mile in 3:43 minutes. Cap literally ran more 3 times faster, that's not peak, that's superhuman. He pretty much runs faster than most cars and can keep that speed for HOURS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Comics Cap is just in peak human condition
            Peak human in comics means dumbass shit, like casually benching half a ton while chatting with your friend.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cap has gotten the super soldier serum you fricking moron. That doesn't mean peak human condition, it's always been superhuman.

          • 2 years ago
            Le Batman

            >Comics Cap is just in peak human condition
            He/s on dollar-juice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The movies fluff cap far beyond what he is in the comics

          >Comics Cap is just in peak human condition.
          I've seen this Black person bench 1000pounds with ease, he's literally tossed trees around in the comics.

          moronic individual writers/artists do not a canon define

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It all depends on whether Batman can deduce that DD is vulnerable to really loud sounds, at which point he can use sonic weapons.
          Movies - 50/50
          Comics - Batman takes the majority

          Akshually, he has faced super soldiers before and beaten them, Deathstroke being the closest equivalent to Cap. So he *can* do it, but if we're talking about the movie version which is weaker, then Cap would most likely win.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Akshually,
            Yes Batman can beat anyone with enough prep time and Batwank. He is beyond human peak he's basically superhuman with a dash of plot armour.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's 50/50 in the comics too if you ask me. Dardevil and Captain America usually fight to a standstill in most scenarios, because while Cap is stronger and slightly faster, the radar sense is superior even to the spider-sense.
            Also, DD has been able to hold his own against people like Venom who are above Cap's level.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Venom and Cap don't have sonic weapons. Batman does. As soon as he finds out DD's weakness, it's over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DD is aware of his weakness and has many steps to deal with it if in a fight, he can just shut off his hearing and use his other senses

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It could go either way. Even if they're in total darkness, Batman's cowl has night vision. Both of them have beaten super soldiers before, although Batman has dealt with stronger people on average, like Bane, Croc, Solomon Grundy, etc.
                In a dojo fight with no weapons whatsoever, DD might win, because his reaction speed is superior.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yea yea its up to the writer, it really depends of which version of which is versing the other

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A very long time
        Cap can't actually get tired, sss prevents it, he also runs at 60mph, jumps 8 meter high no problem and can lift a car. Where does this batbullshit comes from?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          From back when Cap was peak human. You know - back when he was good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >superpowers bad human powers gud
            jesus you cucks are insufferable

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >From back when Cap was peak human
            What the frick does this even mean? Peak human means being able to deflects bullets and never get shot just because you have a shield? Peak human is having the strength to throw said shield hard enough to slice through tanks, cars?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've said it before and I'll say it again. Batman has powers. He is about the level of Captain America with the super soldier serum, except he can't run as fast
          He seems about as durable and as strong. So yes, he functionally has powers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        name of comic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was some cross-over they did back in the nineties. DC versus Marvel. Overall, it wasn't great.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just found it its JLA/Avengers, its early 2000s, eh its short, only 4 issues, I'll give it a shot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was voted by comic fans, I still have the comics, probably worthless

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just finished, you know what, I like it. It fully acknowledges how JLA completely mogs Avengers and they have to fight by the skin of their teeth just to keep up, without wanda it would've been over issue 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Matt
      >Bruce
      >*knows*
      >the absolute frick out of
      >Matt's fricked

      You sound like a absolute tool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If Bruce actually *knows* Matt's powers, he exploits the absolute frick out of them - flash-bangs
      Yes, blind him, that'll do it...Oh you mean the loud noise? You understand that people shoot guns around him quite a bit right?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone that thinks Batman won't beat the dog shit out of Daredevil has not read the comics or watched the show.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >throws sonic batarangs every where
    batman easily

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil has le ebin 5 miles away hearing, he wins

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plays despacito loudly while casually beating a frail blind man
    nothing personnel

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bale wins
    Battinson gets btfo

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That version of Daredevil would whip that version of Batman's ass. Keaton/Affleck is a different story.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Iron-man+Sorcerer Supreme vs olympic athlete with no powers
      Well gee, I dunno

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about muh prep time and batwank

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >lasers that travel at lightspeed
          >still has time to pull the trigger and even quip

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It will never cease to make me guffaw with laughter how Darkseid makes his lazers do moronic zig-zags around the entire building even when his target is standing still in a straight line directly in front of him

          I mean for frick's sake he could probably have directly them to intercept the bullet to both saved himself AND kill Batman here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One has powers, the other doesn't.
        Even when you remove all his gadgets Doom still is a sorcerer that rivals Strange.
        And Doom is willing to sacrifice and kill anyone, including his own son, to achieve his goals, also has an army of Robots.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One looks cool and regal, the other looks like a furry BDSM lover and also grooms kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both are in their element in proactive rather than reactive circumstances, with doom being more likely to be in a proactive situation due to his nature as an antagonist. doom wins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        batman would ninja it, doom would never know until its almost over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Batman would win because he's Batman. After Doom kicking his shit in for a while which is what would make logical sense, Bats will pull some mary sue tier prepwork bullshit out his ass that then gives him an easy win so he can lecture Doom.

        That makes no sense you say? Of course it makes no sense, it's Batman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also could go either way if they have prep time.
      Batman has mechs that could actually destroy the JLA.
      If it's a random encounter, Doom would just blow him up with telekinesis.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman you tripper

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    batfleck would stomp dd head in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He would. And I imagine it going down quite a bit like Marv vs. Kevin: Round 2 in Sin City.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who wins?
    WHOS NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman
    vs
    >Blind batman who's not nearly as rich or smart.

    Hmmm

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who wins: the capeslop factory
    who loses: (you)

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman honestly, he's just on a whole other level, the mad fricker has defeated literal gods.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is kind of a silly thread. Daredevil is a street level character, Batman is one of the most ridiculously over powered characters in all comics.

      It's the equivalent of asking who would win between Hulk and Punisher. It's not even a question.

  25. 2 years ago
    Le Batman

    Le Batman makes blind ninja his b***h

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they team up and kill spider-man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can see it happening. Punisher once captured Spider-Man in a net and could've just blown his brains out if he wanted to. The tough part is capturing him since he's good with evading, otherwise he's not that special.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the best one was where punisher shot his weblaunchers off, and made him a punching bag for the russian, literally using unconscious spiderman as a shield, cause he can take it, good lad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In a fist fight, there isn't much anyone can do against spider-man if they're regular people. I doubt even Captain America can damage him significantly.
          But if they have guns, it's a different story. Frank would never kill Spider-Man anyway, but technically he could.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yea its not like he could win like that, but thats the point of the comic, e.g. iirc after he takes down the russian after the russian has pummeled spidey to pulp he'll be fine tough little bug a cop has him dead to rights, Frank thinks
            >sure I could but he's an honest cop good solider, and besides, prison is full of criminals.
            something like that, can't remember what comic it was, ages ago. I miss real Punisher

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, like you said, guns are only useful if you catch him, and that's a once-in-a-lifetime feat, itself. Baddies shoot at Spidey all day and he dodges everything.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the Incels like Joker, Scarecrow and Penguin can take on Batman then Daredevil with actual powers can too.
    Daredevil has radar/ sonar, he doesn’t need to hear to use it.
    Plus he could be like Toph if he takes off his shoes and feels the Earth to see if necessary.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >despite all the bullshit wank Batman has received over the years he still can't 1vs the gigachad that is the Shredder
    Based Shredder.

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