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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The audience, baby.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me, assuming it's PORN.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me, because I'd see this a million times. Looks absolutely epic!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 someone makes a comparison of Thanos using the stones

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanos would just use the stones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By stones, do you mean his scrotum?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is vader standing on a car?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't Vader's head on Thanos's dick height?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie Thanos wins against movie Darth Vader.
    Comic Thanos wins without the Infinity Gems against Expanded Universe Darth Vader.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      The audience, baby.

      Fpbp

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vader in the movies biggest force use was throwing a few crates. I don't know why people think he's this epic fighter.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in nu-disney canon, Vader would get beaten by an untrained jedi like Rey or the black one. how the frick would he beat Thanos? Who, I'm assuming, has death powers like Thanatos.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would Vader even beat Thanos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Force Choke, Force Lightning, Jedi Mind Trick Suicide, lightsaber to the head, Force Rock Push, Force Levitate, etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Force lightning
        He can't do that
        >Jedi mind trick
        Jedi only ability

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          force lightning unlocks when you turn sith.
          and anakin is a jedi you mongoose

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He can't use lightning otherwise he fries his life support.
            And he WAS a jedi so he keeps all his shit he learned there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Meant to quote

              >Force lightning
              He can't do that
              >Jedi mind trick
              Jedi only ability

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah that makes sense
              clever of lucas to think of that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              if Vader knows JMT why doesnt he use it on Grand Mal Tarkin instead of putting up with his shit?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but he's right, jedi mind trick only works as a jedi because of the way the force works, or atleast was supposed to work.
              Imagine the force as an invisible river.
              Now imagine a jedi just sort of chilling in the river, lightly guiding were it goes.
              A sith puts a giant dam into the river and causes the surroundings to flood.

              Jedi mind trick is something that is done through not forcing it as much as a suggestion, sith would not be sith if they had nuance, they would just crush the brain inside someones head.

              But since we are in disney trilogy times it doesn't matter anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Force lightning
        He can't do that
        >Jedi mind trick
        Jedi only ability

        Do you mean to tell me in the OG star wars, Vader's only ability is Force Choke?
        That's fricking pathetic, he's supposed to be the most powerful guy in the universe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The OT did a horrible job portraying his power.

          He can't use lightning otherwise he fries his life support.
          And he WAS a jedi so he keeps all his shit he learned there.

          He can't use mind trick because he you need to be calm and at peace to use it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not like he relied on it anyways.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              kino. almost reminds me of Reboot but with a dark tone. all the sound/music cues work well instead of being exploitative like in the sequels.
              what is this show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanos beats himself all the time

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With stones - Thanos (unless he gets distracted and Vader uses the force to steal them)
    Without stones - Vader

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vader can break Thanos's neck in a second. Wouldn't be much of a movie

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