who would win?
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who would win?
who would win?
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death is a cheat engine
Bill & Ted would smash the winner
They'd give her a Melvin and give me a smellvin
imagine if Death won and he plugged her ass with a piece haha
Truly the Queen's gambit
this is probably my favorite two posts in the last few weeks thanks guys it gave me a big laugh and honestly i needed it i think im dying
Ayy. Death sucks at games.
The House always wins.
Nice mate on that one
king d3? sorry I'm too moronic I don't see the mate yet
knight d5 to e7 followed by double rook sac on h7
black can block the second rook but only temporarily
eh not double*
rook sac followed by second rook on h1 is what i meant
Not that anon but I see:
knight e7 check
king e8
rook e7 check
king e7
rook e1 check
the queen or bishop can block but I don't think they can do anything to stop it.
I'm sure theres a better solution.
of course I meant h instead of e, it's 7am
>sorry I'm too moronic I don't see the mate yet
At least you know how to play, I don't even know the rules
Ne7+ kh8, rxh7+ kxh7, rh8+... and black has to sacrifice his queen or forfeit material to stop the maring attack as the knight on e7 blocks the kings escape? I recall House lost that game vs the annoying shitkid, was this position from that game?
Boobs
females are moronic
she's the world champion though
Death. That was one the points of the movie.
How do I win at chess?
Install stockfish on phone
kill the king
you memorize a chess textbook about chess openings, you'll win 90% of your games that way
its a solved game
play yu-gi-oh instead
Yugioh is solved as well. Just spend the most money.
how come it didn't work for Kaiba
Because Kaiba wasn't the main protagonist.
Kaiba plays Duel Monsters, not Yugioh.
Pro tip: shoot the enemy pieces untill they fall of the board.
the Soviets were funded by the state to become masterclass chess players, Beth had to finance her own hobby then turn it into a profession despite not having any financial security, that takes a lot more to pull off than some schmuck who doesn't need to worry about putting food on the table because the commies got him covered.
Death can’t lose unless he wants to, and even then he’s just waiting for the next game.
Trying to earnestly beat him is a fool’s errand, while accepting your inevitable loss and enjoying the game is what might grant you a stay.
Death was literally moronic, he had to cheat to get advantage over the knight
But chess allows for draws, and those happens a lot when two high level players face each other. How does that work?
Woman of course, women are stronger than anything even death
Beth would just frick Death in exchange for his surrender
>death is a white male
bravo bergman
>started studying chess
>nobody to play with in real life
>normies consider it either a super complicated game or that you're just larping as a smartass if you play it
It's all so tiresome, I just want some slightly autistic buddies to play with in the nice weather.
just play with old black retirees in the park
Old black retirees also happen to be full of good stories so it's a win win
I don't live in a country where blacks exist, but I've seen the usual old people playing chess in the central park. I'm not on that level yet.
the Mary Sue, obviously.
>beat Death
>he "asks" for a rematch
she's dead