Who would win in a fight between Idubbbz and Steven Seagal?

Who would win in a fight between Idubbbz and Steven Seagal?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chuck norris

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only person who can equal Chuck Norris's multiverse busting power is Senator Armstrong, and his Omelettes of doom.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We can talk shit about Seagal all day, but the dude is like 6ft5 and still very good at whatever martial art he does

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s also 70 years old.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a number.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You probably don’t understand this because you don’t do anything physical, but I’m a martial artist too, and I’ve trained with people of all ages. I’ve never trained with someone that old who wasn’t essentially shot physically and agonizingly slow and frail. In addition to that, he’s a complete fat frick.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            idubbz is slower than the 50 year old guy in my muay thai gym

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You probably don't understand this because you're a fatass, but I'm actually the sensei at your gym and I can tell you that 70 year old men are stronger than 20 year old men. The creaking of your bones makes you stronger, and the adult diapers increase your speed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a difference between someone's boomer grandpappy walking into your pleb mall dojo and someone who has been doing world-class martial arts for 50 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old man strength is real. Especially against Ian Jomha.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seagal if it's idubbz birthday, otherwise The Candyman

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idubbz is just so great at being pathetic he'd find a way to lose in as humiliating fashion as possilble

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Seagal. Seagal is an unintentionally hilarious, moronic slob, but idubbbz would be too busy crying and apologizing to his thot wife.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Segal, even now.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The viewers.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who the homosexual is on the left but always bet on Seagal. Always.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically think this is legit but just looks so ridiculous that it looks fake. He'd body all of us.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seagal, idubbz seems to have been trained wrong in general and somehow got even worse after his first match
    t. few years of martial arts experience

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk who would win in a fight. What I do no is that Steven seagal wouldn’t let other men frick his wife/gf while idubbz would not only let that happen, but he’d jerk off to it later if not during it.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seagal would snatch his birthday

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    idubbbz even though seagal is autistic and doesn't hold back his strength

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idubbbz has the same body those female trannies got when they cut their breasts off.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seagal just because weight.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seagal

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is dubbs just a performance artist? How did he turn into the pathetic thing he used to mock?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was literally everything he's accused his old audience of being. He genuinely was the edgy terminally online mid 20s loser with predominantly online friendsuips who never had a serious relationship before his current wife.
      It's the same thing with a lot of these super PC youtubers who were extremely edgy back in the day. They act this way because none of them have actually made peace with their past and are consistently looking over their shoulder wondering if there was something in there that their current aggressive apologies won't cover, so they focus in hard on being super woke and disavowing literally everything in order to keep the slate as squeaky clean as they can.
      His real problem boils down to this, once his edge was taken, he didn't really have anything left, there's not much of a comedic personality left there because he built almost all of his humor on the edge and the "I don't give a frick" attitude.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >used to make content in the sewer
        >now begs his followers to sub to his wifes porn account
        Grim.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bit more pathetic.. let me give you some of his recent titles
          >I turned a mango seed into something wonderful
          >I made the most satisfying fidget toy
          See, honestly, "why you should look at my wife's ass" would be way more satisfying because it would at least prove he's not just dancing for the one holding everyone's cuck leash, Neal Mohan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troll's Remorse

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >idubbbz flails his tiny stick arms uselessly at Seagal
    >Seagal gets tired and falls asleep
    >he falls over and crushes idubbbz
    Seagal wins

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering idubbbz is 0-2 at this point, probably steven seagal

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seagal could actually murder the gay. He's still a lolcow but he would definitely destroy that dookie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he'll snatch his birthday

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    idubz can't even beat his own meat, hows he gonna beat sensei seagal?

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