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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superman, hands down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Homelander can’t even lift a plane, Superman would wipe him

      yea not even a contest.
      Homelander cant even beat DCEU Wonder Woman but it would be much closer

      Superman. No question.
      Also. Homelander is a stupid name

      All failing to take characters into account. Snyder’s Superman is so broken that he couldn’t choose to save his own father’s life because he was so afraid his father wouldn’t respect his decision. His personality is so weak that even if he wanted to kill Homelander he would never follow through. It would take NOTHING to convince him that Homelander is a net collective good, and the man has zero self-preservation. he’d roll over and let Homey give him a kryptonite stuffing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        child superman did. Adult Superman snapped Zod's neck and lasered the horn off Steppenwolf's head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And then he cried out in pain because it was an act of self-immolation carried out at the behest of the weak human government(aka his new daddy)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >even if he wanted to kill Homelander he would never follow through
        Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ask the civilians that got crushed leading up to that point. Superman’s talents were honedon earth to his advantage. He could have ended the fight at plenty of points, even before it began, but he let the Kryptonians push him until he had no other choice. And he STILL felt bad about it!
          Homelander is way more charming than the charming. He doesn’t even have a bowl cut. He would have Supes thinking they’re boys within ten minutes, sharing a nice big pair of juicy breasts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >more charming than the charming
            Kryptonians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't he use his hands?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Richard Spencer on the left

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander can’t even lift a plane, Superman would wipe him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Homelander can lift a plane. He just chose not to because he's an butthole, and also because he explained the physics of floating it down would be impossible to pull off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then he automatically loses because superman's powers ignore physics, he can stop a plane just by pushing against it with one hand at a single point without crumbling it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yea not even a contest.
    Homelander cant even beat DCEU Wonder Woman but it would be much closer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder’s Superman would be Homelander’s b***h because he’s too much of a low self-esteem loser to come up with ambitions that are solely his.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell me you've never seen Snyders DC trilogy without saying you never saw Snyders DC trilogy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He literally destroys the future of his entire race on the order of the government (who hate him) because he can’t grow a spine and find his own way to deal with Zod. Tell me you haven’t read Plato, Aristotle or Rand without telling me you’re illiterate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          im sure there are lots of examples in plato, aristotle and rands writings that say how to negotiate with genocidal superhumans who each can individually flatten the entire planet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >on the order of the government
          Thanks, now i know you didn't watch the movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell me you haven’t read Plato, Aristotle or Rand without telling me you’re illiterate.
          Superman read it and thought they were cringe. Superman has no loyalty towards his home planet because they didn't raise. His tribal allegiance is towards humanity. The Kryptonians also hate him for being a "natural born'. There are people who hate him on Earth but he also has people who love him. On the otherhand all the surving kryptonians are repulsed by him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            raise him*
            Also this

            >on the order of the government
            Thanks, now i know you didn't watch the movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There’s a shot where he’s reading Plato as a kid, and it shows. Snyder’s favorite writer Rand’s whole deal is a rejection of Plato’s philosophy of uncertainty and the restoration of Aristotelian rationalism. Superman is always consumed with uncertainty and constantly fails to value his own happiness. In Rand, that’s not a moral positive. This is what Snyder was communicating. The end of Man of Steel isn’t triumphant because Snyder is into Rand and his Superman weak for having disregarded his own happiness and capacity for determining what’s best.
            And that’s why Homelander would steamroll him immediately.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >And that’s why Homelander would steamroll him immediately.
              Homelander can't because he is physically incapable of doing so. He has as much of a chance against him as an ant does against me regardless of my mental state.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Superman is always consumed with uncertainty and constantly fails to value his own happiness.

              Citation needed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s been about a year since I last watched it, but it is so baked into him from my perspective that it’s almost silly. He grows up having been dropped on earth with no idea where he came from. Other examples
                >has an x-ray vision autistic shutdown in class because “the world’s too big”
                >let’s his dad die rather than use his talents the way his every instinct tells him he should
                >shitty employee at the daily planet, lacks the certainty required of a newshound
                >always asking Lois what she thinks he should do
                >hesitates to kill zod because he still isn’t sure
                >mourns when he does kill zod, extremely beautifully and emotionally, extemely unhappy, extremely unsure as to whether he made the right decision

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              homelander can't even see through zinc what a fricking cuck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rand
          You fricking sheep, keep licking that pseudo libertarian boot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not into her, but Snyder is. Movie is what it is. Why are you so triggered by some old lady who wrote about following your heart? You okay?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >breaks Zods spine
          >this somehow makes Superman spineless

          ?????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >or Rand
          A little too on the nose anon, but I'm enjoying the character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >or Rand
          too obvious, dial it back a bit next time so i can enjoy the show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The mere fact that you equal Rand with Plato shows that you didn't read Plato, especially Republic. Don't @ me lolbertarian b***h.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rand
          dropped, I don't respect the opinions of women even when they're good. In fact, when they're good I intentionally do the opposite.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superman. No question.
    Also. Homelander is a stupid name

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anything but brits. so homelander.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kiwi's are just Brits but with funny brown people dances

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >88
        blessed. also, I think kiwis are based, just like aussies.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Homelander is just Superman if he was a c**t, I'd say even.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn’t even make sense. In his world he’s the strongest, only because characters like Superman don’t exist.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gee i wonder who would win between the man-made superhero and the actual alien with cartoon powers.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander if Superman does that usual dumbshit thing he does and lets his enemies get the upperhand.
    Superman can move at speeds almost equal to the Flash, yet he never thinks to break Luthor's arm before he reaches into a lead box and pulls out kryptonite.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snyders supes is too op

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the real question. My bets are still on Superman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Superman obviously. Omniman can't do half the feats that nearly any comic incarnation of Superman can.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Omniman has literal lifetimes of conquering worlds and fighting other full Viltrumites to the death under his belt.
        Superman is strong but not a serious contender.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Superman is literally the platonic ideal of superheroes, If you're going off of DC canon. It is impossible for superman to lose in any way that matters, because he is literally the manifestation of altruism and the strong protecting the weak. It's like jesus but in tights and about equal amounts of wankery

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Superman is strong but not a serious contender.
            Superman is invulnerable, omnishitter isn't. Superman isn't conquering worlds because he is a good guy. If you want to see what an omniman-style superman can do, look no further than superboy prime.

            Superman is not even remotely invulnerable. He has has many, many well established weaknesses and deaths.
            Red sun radiation, magic, sonic waves, different colors of kryptonite, and even other native-to-Krypton level threats.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Invulnerable unless you're using a magic item to remove his invulnerability? You understand that has no place in this conversation right? Unless POOlander has access to those items it's a moot point. Homelander is hurt by blunt force trauma.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Superman beats Homelander.
                Omniman beats Superman.
                Get over it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stardust the Super Wizard beats Omni-Man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Those are physical weaknesses, yeah, but superman is not a solely physical being. He exists outside the DC multiverse as it's foundation. He has literally defeated the concept of defeat before. You homies need to read some Morrison.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Superman has mental weakness.
                He loses to magic, psionics, mind contol etcetera
                He's also not the smartest man in universe.
                Just because he's stupid OP in one continuity doesn't mean that holds for his overall character.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he's weak to magic, meaning he will get a bruise, but he doesnt just flat out lose to it. He still wins just hurt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He isn't weak to magic, he just has no magical resistances against it. He can still tank shit because he's fricking strong as hell.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                same difference. either way he doesnt just lose to it. He's weakER against magic than physical hits

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and it has to be specifically magical fire just like how Shazam's bolts of lightning can actually stun Supes. If your magic power is just to control regular fire then Supes wouldn't even feel it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Superman doesn't lose in any way that matters though. He is the literal concept of heroism made flesh, it's beyond anything that a wizard or psychic could throw at him. And it's not one continuity, that's not how DC does things. It is painfully obvious you are a secondary who doesn't read comics and only knows shit from youtubers and second-hand adaptations. Empty hand type motherfricker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Metaphysically (reality being comic books and various works relating to it), Superman cannot lose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman is strong but not a serious contender.
          Superman is invulnerable, omnishitter isn't. Superman isn't conquering worlds because he is a good guy. If you want to see what an omniman-style superman can do, look no further than superboy prime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God i fricking hate Kingdom Come

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plutonian would frick them both in the ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kingdom Come Superman survived a nuke so that wont work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nuke
          Bruh, Plutonians powers towards the end are literally reality warping.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander has no real fighting experience and instantly vaporizes most of his opponents.
    Superman isn't a martial artist but at least he regularly encounters world ending tier villains trying to kill him.
    Figure it out

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Homelander have a thought robot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill Superman is stronger overall and would win because he's a psychopath with zero empathy for civilian lives and collateral damage, just like Homie.
    Other iterations of Supes might lose though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only Golden Age could possibly lose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon doesn't understand how collateral damage & a fight between titans work.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superman look up the homelander vs omniman. Homelander abilities don't come close to superman.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Homelander, got milk?

    Fights over, everyone go home.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MY CAPESHIT POWER LEVELS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best threads on this site

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >

      Crawl back to your cuck thread, amerisharts

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not even in the same league. homelander cannot physically hurt superman.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which version of Superman?
    any era of the comics never
    Reeves no
    Snyder maybe
    CW no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whedon's?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blade would waste the frick out of both these cracker ass crackers

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander can't even save a plane

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    superman one million or thought robot can easily wipe out armies of homelander and viltrumites combined. thats how broken superman is. next question

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