Who would win? Would you pay to watch this kind of cinematic universe (CU) in theaters? What are your plot ideas?

Who would win? Would you pay to watch this kind of cinematic universe (CU) in theaters? What are your plot ideas?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Beetlejuice is the most powerful one here

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My money is on JiggyC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He certainly has a level of preternatural foresight that the others would struggle to contend with.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >preternatural
        what a gay word

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adding Beetlejuice to this kind of CU? Talk about a great idea. It actually frees up Freddy to be more menacing and a real threat and he doesn't have to play the Bugs Bunny comic relief role.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fight scene between Freddy and Jason was unironically kino. I would go see more <Monster> vs. <Monster> movies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw there will never be a Chucky vs. Leprechaun for maximum banter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's crazy to think that we would have to actively back away from nu-Chucky and Nu-prechaun. We need a time machine to go back. But maybe people like Bill Maher starting to turn cool again signals that culture is shifting and we can get actual high quality horror cinematic universe content again.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no leatherface
    My homie always gets shafted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to imagine a character without any real intelligence being able to hold their own in this kind of CU.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's crazy to think that we would have to actively back away from nu-Chucky and Nu-prechaun. We need a time machine to go back. But maybe people like Bill Maher starting to turn cool again signals that culture is shifting and we can get actual high quality horror cinematic universe content again.

        Movies were actually made with teenage boys in mind from the 80s to the early 2000s. It was glorious.

        [...]
        Surely that says something. He is still trapped in Freddy's dream. Just like the beginning of the movie.

        There's just something about the digits in these threads.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's just nothing like the idea of this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be an idiot to not want to see something like this and Hollywood has to be an idiot to not want to give it to you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be an idiot to not want to see something like this and Hollywood has to be an idiot to not want to give it to you.

      yeah i guess if you're a teenage boy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Movies were actually made with teenage boys in mind from the 80s to the early 2000s. It was glorious.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much this.
    Bettlejuice is the most powerful.
    Ghostface, Jigsaw are the weakest - just regular humans.
    Chucky is low to mid-tier since he doesn't really stand a chance against the others, except maybe Ghostface and Jigsaw.
    Then it's Freedy and Jason - basically "unkillable" but both can be contained and have no other supernatural powers.
    Then it's Freddy and Pennywise - but since Freddy is fighting against creatures that need no sleep he's fricked, and Pennywise would make 0 of these characters afraid except maybe the first 2 so he's a vegana.
    Beetlejuice is basically a god.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea that JigC is the weakest is one of the stupidest takes I've ever heard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a frail old man dying of cancer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He died, allegedly, and still dabbed on everyone for six movies after. Even if you say he is dead, then you have to admit that you can't harm him. But because he is the utmost example of a mastermind archetype, he has surely put a plan in place to harm you if that is his intent. But then again, he may not even be dead. That only makes him more powerful.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's arguably clairvoyant

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's for damn sure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BeatleJ is only powerful as comic relief.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jason has the supernatural ability of body swapping if we count part 9 as canon. Even if you destroy him, he could hop into another body.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It raises an interesting question. How do we rectify this? There is no sign that this power is present in any other movie in the series.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Another one. Hit em with it.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My money's on the Jigster.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the single best idea I have ever heard for a CU.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say Freddy would win, but Jason beats Freddy in their vs movie so I guess Jason wins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what about the ending with Freddy laughing and winking?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Freddy can't permanently be destroyed, but Jason won the fight.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could argue he won the battle. But there's no sign he can win the war.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what about the ending with Freddy laughing and winking?

      Surely that says something. He is still trapped in Freddy's dream. Just like the beginning of the movie.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just fricking crazy that you have a great idea like the JigCU and then all of a sudden you have Hollywood and shills who want to shit all over it.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JigC will mindrock all the others

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When it comes to mindrocking, there's just no one like him.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm saying mikey 'aubrey' myers, not because it makes sense but because i'm just incredibly biased.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's ArtC?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      couldnt get his band funded in time. i trust we will see him in the sequel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off seth. this meme is absolutely fricking stupid

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cram it, fundie! stomping your little feet and seething wont stop the baskin bro army! kek its kino!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh dad owned baskin robbins
            What the frick does this have to do with Cinemaphile, you god damned fricking moron. Literally the worst Cinemaphile meme in the past 2 years

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the baskin does this have to do with /trust/, you fund JigC fricking cram. Literally the band roberts meme in the kek its kino!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Digits?
                Hit em with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no ArtC. He sucks. Anyone who would ask that kind of question works on those movies and wants to promote them. Nobody has any respect for that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cram it, MC!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the humans in masks please.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people talking like this? Is this some kind of meme? Can I get a QRD?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd: we are totally loco ese

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Immediate digits.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's just something about digits and MC content.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Arguably the greatest digits in site history. There's just nothing like it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonynous

            I feel like my comparisons to sneed resulted in baskin boy making this post.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What the frick is MC content?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What difference, at this point, does it make?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically nothing. A lot of them are shitters. They show up to talk shit. Most of them don't even get digits despite the high level of incidence.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to know. It has to mean something.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like yes, I understand that there are contractual and licensing issues. But if people can't come together to make a boat load of money by producing the most immediately profitable CU idea in the history of modern cinema, then to what extent do we really think that they have any hopes of making the theatrical release model work? Or even their shitty streaming shit?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rockin' against the fundies
    trust

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to team up and make a movie? I feel like you have the paranormal talent to police a production to the point of quality, like a sort of True Detective meets Blair Witch with a poignant frame story type thing.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jannies are paying him to be an enormous milhouse homosexual, aren't they?

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