Who would you cast as Patricia Batewoman in the American Psycho remake? Genuinely who could pull it off?
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Who would you cast as Patricia Batewoman in the American Psycho remake? Genuinely who could pull it off?
She's the best
Amber.
I was gonna say Brie Larson but this may be the best choice instead.
The clear choice since she is basically Bateman IRL.
This was the right choice even before the Depp trial.
Christian Bale
Kristin Bell?
Clare Biel?
Sexica Bale
Is that a clip from seventh heaven? Those sick fricks.
>Those sick fricks.
they were
what's it like having a big sister who lets you see her naked?
puurrrrfect
B&. She was only 17 when she did those shots for Gear Magazine.
I think she would have been the American Eva if she hadn't been so repressed for doing that photoshoot
thong spotted
Amber heard
She's thinking of fricking him. That's what sexy looks like.
Holy smokes
Samara Weaving was born to play this role. Get all the Margot Robbie lookalikes to play the other execs and you've got your eerily accurate statement on society
>Samara Weaving as Patty Bateman
>Margot Robbie as Paula Allen
>Emma Mackey as Bryce
>Jaime Pressley as Van Patten
>that overacting
yeah she sucks
right... because Bale didn't overact at all. also, check 'em
Mila Kunis
Yeah, do people not realize this has already been done? It's a shit film with Captain Kirk.
Imogen Poots
Mummy Ferguson.
Gah damn
>my back 1 week after a sunbath
Women are expected to do that stupid shit. The shock was in seeing a man do it.
Margot could probably pull off the 80s yuppie douche energy.
Impressive, very nice. Lets see Paula Allen's routine
in israelite yoooorrrrkkkk
Literally says Chicago in the thumbnail
If you added getting ploughed by Chad at the end then you would have the ideal modern day female fantasy
>consultant
So… she does nothing?
Just like Bateman
She doesn't do anything. She doesn't study, volunteer or have hobbies beyond 'meeting people'.
It’s busy work turned into existence
This is the definition of a vapid urbanite lifestyle. It's perfect for a Batekino.
kino dystopian cinematography
Soulless to the bone
>in israelite york
>ukie flag is next to an american flag
it’s only a matter of time before your real flag looses all its meaning and you will be flying other people’s flags(jews, queers and Black person) and think of yourselves lower than them to the point you’ll consider yourself a subhuman compared to the mighty israelite, queer and Black person.
Terminal yuppyism
>I'm in meetings all day
That'll be 40 dollars an hour
That's it?! What a wasted existence
consultants are sort of flexible managers with way less responsibility or power. basically what they do is advise people on how to use their resources in the most cost efficient way. that could about using money for investments or just allocating resources to teams or even personnel to projects.
typically the vast majority of consultants are scammers and i would never advise anyone to actually use one. there however are specialized consultants that can be extremely helpful such as an actuary specializing in taxes or business management. they can be invaluable for a business. the other consultants that can be very useful are investment brokers. if you have the money to invest in something getting a good broker will basically make you rich no matter how little you invest.
consultants typically are pretty cheap though so for most businesses even if they happen to land on a scammer it wont actually cost them much cause in the worst case a consultant just wont do anything really for you and you are out a couple of grand at worst.
Mila Kunis
>Do you like Beyoncé? I've been a big Destiny's Child fan ever since the release of their 1999 album, The Writing's on the Wall. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on The Writing's on the Wall where Beyoncé's presence became more apparent. I think 8 Days of Christmas was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Deshaun, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble singing of Knowles, Rowland, LaTavia Roberson and LeToya Luckett. You can practically hear every nuance of every voices. Tyrone, remove your shirt. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Tyrone, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Little Drummer Boy. In this song, Beyoncé addresses the problems of abusive political authority. O' Holy Night is the most moving pop song of the early 2000s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in pop. Deshaun, get down on your knees so Tyrone can see your butthole. Beyoncé's solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like Run the World (Girls) and Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It). Tyrone, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Beyoncé works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Halo, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Very nice
me
No one. That storyline is uniquely affluent white male son of affluent white male. The pain and despair of the protagonist does not translate to anyone else.
charlize theron
Didn't she kill her dad or something?
killed his dick. when they were having sex
shes a real psycho so yes
reese witherspoon did a good job in election.
So in the book/film, Bateman murders people (or thinks he does) because of a primal urge to exert power/control and masculinity that manifests in violence - particularly over women.
What would the female equivalent be?
fellow Stacies
What about them? Murdering them? b***hing about them behind their backs? Fantasizing about raping them with a strap-on?
>What about them? Murdering them? b***hing about them behind their backs?
Yes
>Fantasizing about raping them with a strap-on?
That's more for male simps or female uggos
>Pauline Allans Handbag, lets see it
>the orange handcrafted leather, handmade in france, the big gold H as a clasp... oh my god, its hermes
>very nice, impressive.
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>I can't believe Shaniqua prefers Moniqwe's weave to mine
Eva green would be perfect
Wasn't Gone Girl basically just female American Psycho?
Daisey Ridley
They would name it "American Woman"?
Kate Mara.
Every time I look at her face, I see a monkey.
mila kunis
Heard.
Okay...
if we are stretching the concept like me with your mom last night...
Sydney Sweeney.
IF the writing is stellar and minimal, with small exposition dumps in narrative form.
I like to cast Rachel McAdams in every movie
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Amber Heard.
Elizabeth Olsen
red scare dasha
>is there a good actress
no. nobody could pull it off.
Honestly I'd pick prime nicole kidman. She has one of the best naked physiques from a pure beauty standpoint.
Eva Green if she hasnt hit the wall yet.