WHO'S CEDRIC?
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
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WHO'S CEDRIC?
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
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This is what was considered a bad boy in the 00s and 10s
They made it clear that Dudley was overdoing it to fit in. Guy is insecure as frick
What’s considered a bad boy today?
A latino with the zoomer haircut?
still is
His manner of speaking here and his face makes me laugh everytime.
>PLEASE, don't kill, CED-RIIIIC
>doyamissyourmuuuuum?
>Actually, Dudley, yes, he is. Or was. I watched him die, held his cold, lifeless body in my arms, the body that was so warm just a fortnight prior when we were passionately fricking in the Hufflepuff dormitory. Go ahead and make your jokes. You can't hurt me, because my heart died the day he did
I don't remember this from the book
Just Kidding Rowling wrote it in her blog when she turned Hairy gay
Harry potter more like Harry poofter
>Oh and Dudley, one more thing
>Yeah, homosexual?
>AVADA KEDAVRA!
because it was put differently
But Cedric and Harry are said to feel the urge to stretch their dicks
>boris johnson in the background
The HP films were severely harmed by being made in the late 00's.
They're so self-serious and have the disgusting "realistic" color grading of the era. Everything from the soft-emo turtlenecks to weird teen drama moments is so dated and corny. At one point they're blasting spells out of foam props in a diner and it's shot like a gangster noir film. If it had been made in any other time before or after it would have been a more colorful and whimsical affair instead of the insufferable drudge it is now.
It's all Mike Newell and David Yates that decided to ruin the fun of the Potter franchise
Movies getting visually darker and grimer the more the state of the world falls appart in the story is kino from the meta perspective. There's a tonal shift between Harry buying a whole cart of sweets in the train to characters dieing left and right.
No, I disagree with you on everything you've said
The story taking itself seriously is what makes them good as so memorable. Otherwise you fall for the trap MCU and other mothern blockbusters fall into where characters do not take story seriously so there's no reason to care about the movie.
Brainlets can't enjoy a movie or mood unless there's a shitty joke every 10-15 seconds and everything except actors faces is CGI
>Ends up being the best actor
Imagine this face overseeing your entire tribe getting massacred by muskets
Why's his face so small?
He lost weight
Predator eyes. Gay wizards wouldnt understand
Why was his gang just roaming a playground?
When you are a Europoor growing up in the peaceful suburbs at the age of 14-15 there isn't really anything to do.
So you either stay at home and play video games like the geek you are. Or you hang out at your mates, at home, at a parking lot (around school/the local mall) or at a playground
you cant take a bus anywhere. ihave never seen suburbin europe without a bus/sbahn line
you did that sometimes but most afternoons you just hung out at the local playground
I'll stick this wand up your bottom and say Accio brain, if you've got one, then we'll see how it makes its way down there.
he has the same wigger vibe as ethan ralph
Your FACE is Cedric!
No you are
Name my band.
The Dudley Do-Wrongs
Gravitational Orbit
The Witch Hunters
The Big Ds
The Tallywhackers
The Düdsters.
Dudley Crüe
Yes, he rails my bottom every night.
I always thought this location was really out of place. I get it's supposed to reflect a boring, flat suburbia in the 6 weeks holidays but it looks like it's the fricking savanna. It's weird. Also what the frick was the costume designer thinking putting that kid in a green shirt? A chav Dudley would bully the absolute frick out of that green shirt wanker.