Who's going to play Alister Crowley in his eventual kino biopic

Who's going to play Alister Crowley in his eventual kino biopic

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a black transwoman who has gotten all her boosters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly the portrayal he deserves.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me. I'll do it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get to see the “forces his wife to frick a goat” kino scene?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he regularly crust his male followers in rituals?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would they portray Aiwass?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dominic Sessa

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yXAJkRY.png

      Who's going to play Alister Crowley in his eventual kino biopic

      Martin Skreli

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    paul mccartney

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based knower

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based knower

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im supposed to know who the random moron on the left is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im supposed to know who the random moron on the left is

        the name of him is in the file name bro Jimmy Saville
        he was a desciple of alistair crowley and was a mentor and friend of the beatles

        hence why the beatles have

        based knower

        Aleister Crowley in the album cover

        pic related is jimmy sitting with the beatles

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t care

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care that you don't care.

            this a thread about alesteir crowley so i'm posting about his life.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the beatles also have ghingis khan and rosa parks on the sgt. collage. what was their connection to them? were they secret disciples of them too?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can be facetious all you want but they had a connection with jimmy saville who was a nonce and personal friend of the current king of england this whole "alesteir and jimmy had no access to elites" is bs they were rubbing shoulders with royalty also crowley was

            so yeah try and mock all you want but your favourite artists were close with a pedo

            they wouldn't even know who crowley was if it wasn't for jimmy

            also crowley worked for british intelligence
            >"was an employee of the British Government on official business of which the British Consul, New York City, has full cognizance," and that "the British Government was fully aware of the fact that Crowley was connected with…German propaganda and had received money for writing anti-British articles."

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there were more movies about the wacky hijinks historical occultists got up to. Crowley, Blavatsky, Parson, hell, Hubbard. All those guys had some pretty interesting lives.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just open a random Kiwifarms thread it's the same shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of the people who have threads there would also make for pretty good movie material, tbh. A Chris Chan biopic is the movie Harmony Korine was born to direct.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about you, what's your name and address?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          chris chan is so boring
          >omg this moronic guy likes cartoons and is moronic
          yawn

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, there's some fun stuff in there. Getting his name from a guy in a bear costume at a shopping mall, all the weird ways he got gaslighted by randos from the internet, assaulting a guy over a minor change of Sonic the Hedgehog's design, trying to run a guy over for banning him from a store, claiming to have fricked his mom and going to jail for two years over it, that new age guru thing he has goong on now... you could make a good movie out of it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              hes just so annoying to me i cant stand him at all. his voice and cadence is unbearable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't parson have like a wizard duel with hubbard after hubbard stole parsons' wife and made his getaway on a sailboat? remember something about parsons standing on the shore like saruman shouting mumbo jumbo trying to conjure bad weather. then the boat actually crashed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read somewhere that Yeats and Crowley started calling on the names of archangels and shit in the middle of their court case over a copyright dispute.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Depp

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine EVER reading a book from a cracker with a triangle on zher's head

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marlon Brando would have been based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that would of been kino if he did with the same vibe as apocalypse now

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read this as a teenager, blew my mind.

    Weirdo, probably a pedo, but overall degenerate.

    However he was a focal point in the super weird history of the world were rich freaks would start their own religions.

    Also, John Lithgow would play him naturally.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it talk about how he was a transvestite who would dress up as a woman, advertise that the lady was in, and let guys come and frick him

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate AC. He's such a fricking homosexual. Even posthumously his homo-shit still annoys the frick out of me. Stupid, pretentious c**t.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't think many people like him other than satanic elites

      but what do specifically dislike about him?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't think many people like him other than satanic elites
        ahahahahahahhaa

        his followers are fat pagan chicks and racist dumb frick metal heads dude

        elites get real

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well wasn't he british intelligence at some point in his life?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a weird freak and not a person to emulate, but he was a talented writer.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His religion was just getting dudes to frick him in the ass

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Giamatti

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nick Nolte

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They shouldn't do a biography. They should do a fictitious buddy cop movie starring Crowley and Hubbard who have to solve crimes committed by all the offshoot groups they influenced.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > who will play him
    Probably Alister Crowley

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder Aleister Crowley repented and did away with this kind of life after he had children and laid on his deathbed.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob would have been perfect for it 40 years ago.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really make contact with aliens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His many books are fascinating and unique.

    His detractors are usually not the most informed on is work..

    Read his books and comment on them.

    Yeah, his morality is in the spirit of the Marquis deSade.

    But his writing is like Robert Anton Wilson.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Blake Nelson

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Crowley the proto-edgelord?

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