>who's that? >why are they fighting? >I dont get it. >*looks at phone*. >huh?

>who's that?
>why are they fighting?
>I dont get it
>*looks at phone*
>huh? what happened?
>i'll grab a glass of juice do you need anything?
>no dont pause i'll be quick
>i'm sooo sleepy
>i need to pee

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so much it's unreal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so, you are a homosexual, understood, i dont hate women, i frick them, i use them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he wastes his time with femoids
        ngmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

      so, you are a homosexual, understood, i dont hate women, i frick them, i use them.

      You don't "use" women. Women use you.

      >divorce laws will take all your money
      >impregnate a woman, she takes your money
      >you get your dick cut whether you like or not as a baby
      >socialist policies and welfare increasing, so you pay with your taxes to support the women and the violent, low IQ men they find "hot"

      Basically you are a homosexual reined by women prenteding to be mr alpha

      Alpha men didn't let women choose their own husbands, didn't let their female children choose their own husbands - the alpha men chose the husbands for the women instead in the past

      you are a homosexual unironically, you are women's pet dog fighitng for them and simping for them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you get your dick cut whether you like or not as a baby
        Dude, most people aren't circumcised. It's really just a israeli thing.

  2. 1 month ago
    sage

    Ahah yes outrage is fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spotted the incel. this isn't outrage. my gf often acts like this and it's just endearing. it's hard to understand for people with deep seated resentment and loneliness though I guess

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is why you watch movies with your kids. wives are for watching TV with and reading books.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wrong wrong wrong
      you watch all your kinos when you're young and single. When you get a wife you watch crap/sports with her. Then you recommend your son movies and he watches them alone, so you influence his tastes but let's him grow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Then you recommend your son movies and he watches them alone
        some of my favourite movies were introduced by my dad saying "hey sit down we're watching this movie together" you sound like you'd be an awful dad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gay

        Some of my favorite family moments growing up were when my mom dad and I sat down and watched a newly rented DVD of a film that now is considered a classic of the 00's. There Will Be Blood, Children of Men. I'll never forget when my dad took me out of school early before X-mas break because he was home watching this new comedy Shaun of the Dead, and it was so good he had to get me out of school. The only other time he ever took me out of school early was on 9/11.

        Your ideas towards raising a family are pretty much give up your soul entirely. No wonder people are opting out. Thanks to idiot husks like you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My dad this this but my mother never did for some reason. My father would rent videos and watch them with me and my older brother but I can't even think of 1 time my mother did.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you wanted to watch a woman movie with your mom? gay.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No I'm just wondering why my mother never seemed to spend any time with us. My father has even brought it up now in his old age as. He brought us on trips to places and my mother would never come with us.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Gen X approach.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >reading books
      Celebrity memoirs and true crime shit are the upper limit of foid reading comprehension

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wives are for watching TV with
      Yeah right. Who the frick wants to sit around watching The Office and Friends?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >starts going down on you 15 min into the kino
    movies are for nerds anyways

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop doing gay shit, gay

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you should only watch Disney movies with your niece, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weird way of spelling Boundgangbang videos from kink.com but alright.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even more annoying is when they are actively watching the film but asking questions about stuff that obviously hasn't been explained yet but will be in the future.

    >why is that guy mad about x?
    WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU ASKING ME IT'S THE FIRST TIME WE SEE THE GUY ON SCREEN JUST WAIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can usually guess what happens in an entire movie within the first five minutes, even if I'd never seen it before. Spoiled so many movies the wife doesn't even ask me questions during a movie because I ruin it for her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just got deja vu from your post.
        I've seen this thread before.
        Except in the past iteration I was making another post. In this iteration I made this post

        Standup and podcasts are another filter.
        If they don't 'get' Kevin Hart, Chappelle, Bill Burr, Bobby Lee, then they don't get comedy simple as.

        that comes off as not being made by me since I not exactly a hyperfan of those comedians even though I recommend them, only that those comedians actually have a true understanding of what comedy is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >deja vu
          It happens to me sometimes but I never know if it's actual deja vus or Cinemaphile posting the same shit ad infinitum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is acting like a child to test your fathering. She is evaluating you on your ability to quickly shut her up while still having fun. You do this by validating and sharing in her confusion/wonder/anticipation. Therefore some good responses would be
      >I know, he's mysterious!
      >must be something really bad!
      >look, he's about to say!
      Somewhat less efficient but possibly more fun, depending on the plot density of the kino, would be things like
      >I bet they're estranged childhood friends
      >what do you think?
      And make conversation over it.
      Besides the child thing, women are just strange and beautiful creatures. You have to speak to them in their own language. That is, recognize that they prioritize social consensus over independent thought, that she cares what you think, that she probably already has an opinion but is anxious to say it until she first knows your thoughts.
      If none of that helps, simply imagine she is a pepe poster asking
      >just marathoned the first 3 minutes of this kino, what did I think of it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If none of that helps, simply imagine she is a pepe poster asking
        >>just marathoned the first 3 minutes of this kino, what did I think of it?
        kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brilliant post, who are you so wise in the ways of women

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can call me Casanova B DeMille

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ homie, i just wanna enjoy the fricking movie. Instead I gotta play some goddamn mind game, goddamn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Women test their guys always.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >And make conversation over it.
        I just want to watch the fricking movie. I can converse with her when it's done.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How bout if I just want to relax after a day's work?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    haha, as a fellow girlfriend have i can totally relate! they sure are silly, our girlfriends and wives. but all the penis in vegana sex we are having with them makes it worth it doesnt it fellas?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't know, I'm a stone cold incel and have never felt the love, warmth and affection of a woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It really doesn't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the biggest fricking lie about having a gf is you are having sex every hour or some shit, Especially in todays world. Dating a c**t for 1+year is the equivalent of being married for 5. You get 0 fricking sex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. Been with my gf for 2 years and we have sex at least twice per day most days of the week. Always before dinner and before it's time to sleep for work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We did that when we dated the first years. We’ve been together now for ten years and I think we had sex back in march.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why don’t you have sex with your wife?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sex stops mattering as much in your 30s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How many days a week are you jerking it to depraved shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Frick no it doesn't. If your wife ain't giving you any, she's cheating. Simple as.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's cheating on you, dude.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Every woman unfortunately needs to be sent on their way eventually. At a certain point, a woman will never leave you and this is only a good thing when you are with a girl that is almost perfect. The rest of them will just stay in your life and fester like a big tumor and if you wait for them to go away on their own, you're in for a lot of wasted time. You need to excise them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You get 0 fricking sex
        Because she's not attracted to you. Find someone who is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bro she's been cheating on you the entire time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i hate being autistic and not knowing if this is true or troll

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's about 50% true, pretty much every single woman has a "rape" or "forced" fantasy, they love that shit.

              But there's also a time and place, you can't just do it whenever you want. So best bet is to initiate (once you're already intimate) and if she's clearly into it then you continue.
              When women say "rape" they don't mean hard core, beat her and threaten her life when you quickly cum inside her. They mean they want to be taken by surprised and passionately held down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Esl troony

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      achshuallky my experiences come from living with my mother who treats me as a second husband in an unhealthy way with none of the "fun" stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What fun stuff are you referring to?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not worth it. Not at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Having a girlfriend seems so foreign to me. I feel like I would forget I had one and realize she ghosted me or something

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This never happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The OP meme is literally just my gf exactly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this exact thing, line by line, has happened to me with my girlfriend(both past and present ones), my mother and my sister.
      at some point i stopped bothering. when i feel like watching something good i pick a time when nobody is gonna be bothering me for a few hours and i enjoy my kino alone because my best friend isn't big on movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard some of these verbatim

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One time I bought a girl an Uber from my house because she told me cape fear was 'boring"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most women find anything that isnt bottom of the barrel soap opera slop 'boring'. If it isnt drama about two women going after one hot guy or some variation of that they arent interested.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dont forget about one woman choosing from two different highly desirable men

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is this character the son of that other character?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally every single 12-19 year old girl. I know first hand. All they care about is getting fricked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ugh these women don't even want to watch my kinos, they just use it as an excuse for sex!
      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek this was me back in college. I brought a girl to the apartment to watch the henry cavill superman movie and about 15 minutes in she said she wanted to go to bed and I went back out and finished watching it alone after she fell asleep

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She wanted to frick, dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      12 year old niece looked disgusting--nipples protruding--giving bedroom eyes--rubbing my thigh during kino time. Very very disrespectful.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only person I ever knew who was into movies was a girl, so I literally never relate to these memes. I only started liking them in quarantine, and by that time we weren't friends anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some women are cool and plenty of men are morons, which really tempers my INTENSE sexism (I’m khazakstani)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's clear in these incel threads that they only engaged with women as a concept, and more specifically the stacy concept. They would (or will) be surprised when dealing with real women. It's not that they're without faults, and some bad things about them are true, but a good portion are far from how incels see them. There are a lot of them interested in art, and that's usually enough to be able to have good conversations. And as a bonus, in my experience incels are easily impressible and will lose all their standards as soon as they get attention, so the hard misogyny ends up being just a loose mask.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just pull the same shit by playing videogames during the shows and movies she wants to watch.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you want to eat, babe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick that's accurate.

      >I don't know give me some things
      >X, Y, Z
      >"... No I don't want that."
      >Okay what do you want to eat, babe?
      frick me every night for years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just air fry burgers and dogs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wake up
      >Go to work
      >Go to the gym
      >Come home
      >Eat chicken and rice
      >Play video games for an hour or two
      >Go to bed
      >Repeat
      Do normies really?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What do you do?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Wake up
          >Jerk off
          >Shitpost
          >Jerk off again
          >Read
          >Shitpost
          >Jerk off
          >Go to bed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Beats the normalhomosexual lifestyle. Imagine throwing away 90 percent of your day just that the israelites get more shekels.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            literally me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wake up to ninja assassins trying to kill me
          >defeat them
          >enjoy breakfast
          >save the president from chinese karate masters
          >get in a jetski shootout on the way home
          >have some cheese burgers and milkshakes for dinner
          >summon succubus demon to bang
          >sleep

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is unirioncally my wagecuck life currently...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This has been me for the last 14 years but without the job and much more hours of videogames. I also don't go to the gym I have equipment in the garage. It's genuinely great and if it were only up to me I would continue doing this until I die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have to make the executive decision on food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >watch kino with my gf
      >every single time, she's on her phone the entire time looking up occasionally
      >movie ends
      >either says she liked it or it sucked
      she doesn't even care about them just wants to spend time together

      Maybe being an incel isn’t so bad after all. I couldn’t imagine having to deal with this every day of your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick that's accurate.

      >I don't know give me some things
      >X, Y, Z
      >"... No I don't want that."
      >Okay what do you want to eat, babe?
      frick me every night for years.

      Use the 5-2-1 game.
      >Let’s go out tonight. Do you want Chinese, Italian, sushi, that pizza place near us, or the other better but more expensive pizza place? Pick two
      >uuuuuuhhhh fancy pizza or sushi
      >pizza it is
      It basically simulates the backseat driver experience for them. They get full oversight on the decision without the unbearable agony of being responsible for it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        or don't be a homosexual and you choose what/where to eat instead of having some gay system 5-2-1 like youre wrangling a tard

        but you do you keep up your Jester act, Cuck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This image is silly because it misunderstands the issue.
          When women say they hate being catcalled, it's because it feels threatening and not flattering. A cute guy talking her up and using gentle language feels good because she knows he's not going to attack her.
          A sweaty loser talking about her ass just gives her vibes he's going to attack her.

          A guy doesn't have to worry about that, because even though men are just as likely to be assaulted, they don't have the same inherent fear that women do so it never even registers that someone might try to physically take advantage of them until it's too late.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I ain't reading that so just shut the frick up you stupid hole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >A cute guy talking her up and using gentle language
            >A sweaty loser talking about her ass
            what about a sweaty loser using gentle "gentle language"? or is that axiomatically impossible because losers and ugly guys are automatically disgusting creeps?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Of course, but there's a reason someone is a sweaty loser and not just an awkward cute guy.

              99% of the time it's because of shit he himself did. It's easy to groom yourself and wear fitting clothes and not act like a mouth breather, 90% of guys fail to do even the most bare minimum of basics to not be looked at like a creep.

              You could be ugly, but so long as you groom yourself and don't come on overbearing there shouldn't be a problem. Your head canon doesn't count.
              I am an ugly guy and I flirt with and compliment girls all the time and they always just take it as a compliment and we move on. The terminally online girls sometimes have issues but even they're quick to realize it's just a compliment.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I ain't buying the expensive shit. We're on a budget.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally me, haircut and all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i feel like going to X, lets go
      >"aww but we havent gone to Y in a while"
      >next weekend i promise OK? im paying too, now get yourself pretty i'll wait downstairs
      Works every single time
      Best part is next time she is feeling like going to X, and i "let her win"
      I hate Y

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yo, FRICK Y.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this dudes a porn actor, I've seen him in daughterswap and freeusefantasy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I looked like that back in college but now I look like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I had hair

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's the incel pedo - a truly underrated look

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pussy just buy it she doesnt want it? good, more for me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Maybe being an incel isn’t so bad after all. I couldn’t imagine having to deal with this every day of your life.

        it's incredibly easy, the guy always makes the decision. just make the decision. if she doesn't like it she'll say so.
        >woman: what should we have for dinner?
        >man: let's have chicken
        >woman: I want pizza
        >man: ok, let's have pizza
        the absolute worst is
        >woman: what should we have for dinner?
        >man: i don't know, what do you want?
        >woman: i don't care, you decide
        >man: well what do you feel like?
        you will have an increasingly frustrated and annoyed woman because two million years of evolution is telling her a man who can't bring food is a dead end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My wife cooks me dinner every night.
      I can't relate to this.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no dont pause i'll be quick
    Can't tell if this one is worse than the phone one or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when they ask you to pause and then you hear them strike up a conversation in another room

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women do those things on purpose they have no trouble keeping up with overly complex survivor/master-iron chef and other reality drama . its their passive aggressive way if saying they dislike something that you like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women are typically never direct about what they mean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate when anyone male or female does this.

      The artist worked hard to create a coherent vision, you can't just fricking LEAVE partway THROUGH and expect to get the full gestalt! Take it seriously b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the filmmaker trained ten years to make the bokeh. the blur. THE BLUR

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty simple. I just refuse to answer any questions.
    >Maybe if you paid attention to the movie, you'd know what was going on.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watch kino with my gf
    >every single time, she's on her phone the entire time looking up occasionally
    >movie ends
    >either says she liked it or it sucked
    she doesn't even care about them just wants to spend time together

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she doesn't even care about them just wants to spend time together
      yea thats kind of what love is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sounds more like what a fricking simp would do if the roles were reversed
        >I just want to be next to you!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's what love is, mutual simping. It's a beautiful thing, but gays nowadays go crazy for the slightest bit of affection and so they never find it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh maybe, but maybe real love is finding somebody who truly enjoys a lot of the same things you do, and then you do them together. Like Eliza Thornberry’s parents. Love for me is more about desiring somebody for their positive traits and similarities to my interests than it is about any sort of ‘need’ for a person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a liberal child’s notion of love
          Love is about dedication and duty

          Get you a brain dead boring girl who’s loyal, honest, and attractive. You’re selecting for someone who would shoot cops for you, not a buddy.
          If you want someone who understands you and is a kindred soul, find a balding fat man with Asperger’s

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >real love is finding somebody who truly enjoys a lot of the same things you do
          It really isn't imo, I did date a lot of girls with very similar interests but it never worked. Why would I want to date my clone? I'm annoying as shit.

          That’s a liberal child’s notion of love
          Love is about dedication and duty

          Get you a brain dead boring girl who’s loyal, honest, and attractive. You’re selecting for someone who would shoot cops for you, not a buddy.
          If you want someone who understands you and is a kindred soul, find a balding fat man with Asperger’s

          I'm bald and spergy, never diagnosed but I wouldn't be surprised if I had terminal ass burgers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a liberal child’s notion of love
            Love is about dedication and duty

            Get you a brain dead boring girl who’s loyal, honest, and attractive. You’re selecting for someone who would shoot cops for you, not a buddy.
            If you want someone who understands you and is a kindred soul, find a balding fat man with Asperger’s

            Why would I ever be in a situation where cops need to be shot? Also, I’ve dated that kind of boring stable girl before. The problem with them is that, by not having any real interests or passions of their own, they rely on you daily for those kind of things. My lifestyle does not support this. I am regularly outside of internet or cell service coverage both for work and outdoor activities. My last girlfriend cheated on me while I was in Tanzania because she just couldn’t handle being alone for even a few weeks. Female friends I’ve talked to about it say they would expect a phone call from me every single day I was on a trip, which I frankly don’t find desirable or realistic at all. It often isn’t even possible. I want someone who’s going to hop on my program, not just because it’s what’s expected, but because they actively enjoy the same kind of things as me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I want to travel to Africa and meet interesting people who like can talk about society and stuff
              Holy reddit
              No wonder she cheated

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t *want* to travel to places like Africa, I *do* travel to places like Africa. I have a masters in oceanography and do microplastics sampling over there, also volunteer at a clinic near Kilimanjaro my grandma’s best friend founded through her experience in the peace corps. I also have some experience on research vessels. My point being is that the kind of girl you told me I should be looking for is the boring routine ‘put on some dumb as shit movie every single night’ kind of lady many people in the thread are complaining about. It’s literally not compatible with the kind of things I want to spend my time doing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You do want to travel otherwise you’d be working a Homer Simpson job in Ohio taking lake samples for the Department of Agriculture

                You’re a cosmopolitan homosexual with no roots.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well I did grow up in Southern California because both sets of my grandparents moved here from upstate New York and Michigan back in the 70s because they hated the winters. I guess you could say being a cosmopolitan homosexual is my roots.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >a Homer Simpson job in Ohio taking lake samples for the Department of Agriculture
                Comfy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                With a plump little corn fed midwestern wife who thinks Italian food is fancy and asks you questions about the video game you’re playing

                It’s good life

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you get raped by a pack of Black folk in the Kenyan bush

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based for practicing what you preach
                You seem a bit naive when it comes to love but that’s okay, better than being too bitter
                Wish you luck <3

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh ok that's an entirely different thing, my life is fairly monotonous for all intents and purposes so I wouldn't even know how to handle this. I do leave home for weeks at a time but I always call at least every other day.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife has started catching onto things in shows before i do. I trained her well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She has surpassed you. You must strike her down before she becomes unstoppable

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    failed meme

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *british accent on screen*
    ugh why are they talking like thatat? what are they saying?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >now having to purposely find movies I don’t care about because I know “putting on a movie” is just code for me initiating sex
    It’s so tiresome

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i need to pee
    as long as it's on me i'm all good with this one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want you to google how much bacteria is in your piss then post that again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i've been peed on dozens on time it's clean enough i've also put my penis in veganas without a condom which has bacteria too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pee is sterile coming from an undiseased bladder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Urine is sterile

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >makes up something that doesn't happen so he feels better about his shitty self
    It's actually more like watching for half an hour then fricking and after it you cuddle and actually watch the movie through ... frick i love women so mucht it'ss unreal

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the black guy is cute

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This you? Lmao yeah no wonder you're a fricking virgin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The one normal guy who was watching a reaction channel for a bit. Usually you'd never see this.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife gets angry when I dont watch what she watches and use my phone, even if its just some boring soap opera shit. But she likes to watch most movies I do, 90s and early 2000s historic stuff. Thank God she has a good head on her shoulders and refuses to watch any Black person shit, and calls out israelites in the credits as soon as they appear.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such thing as a unisex movie. Some movies are female centric others male centric. If I'm watching a movie with my wife it's gonna be something female centric because I know she'll like it and it gives me an opportunity to watch something I'd never watch on my own, like Cold Mountain, Midnight in Paris, Harry Potter, that English time travel-romance movie starring one of the Weasleys from Harry Potter, etc. In the end, it's about spending time together not the movie itself.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got my gf for the first time 2 years ago and finally realize why people say what the big deal is. Women really are fricking stupid and moronic. Randomly watching a movie every fricking night just cause it's like the "routine" to do is what an ADHD moron would yet that is what my gf did. EVEARY FRICKING NIGHT we watched a movie or started a boring fricking episode of a shitty woke tv show on netflix

    Relationships are so fricking weird. How the frick do people stay married for 20 years?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Relationships are so fricking weird. How the frick do people stay married for 20 years?
      By not doing shit you hate every day?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, 90% of them the women knows she is stuck and can probably do better but decides to just go through the motions cause being single after the age of 30 for them is SUPER SCARY 🙁

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >can probably do better
          Frick no. Too many women overvalue themselves when the vast majority are just average overall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its better to just frick around nowadays. Every evening the same ritual, having to watch something until the ol chain and balls falls asleep and you have some time to yourself, without getting nagged to death.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The situation anon described is depressing but sleeping around is even more harrowing. It completely hollows you out inside. Not worth it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because the overwhelming majority of people can't function as individuals and desperately need someone to keep them company because they can't exist by themselves
      I don't get it either. I have never wanted a relationship and if I cared enough to have sex I'd rather just pay for it. Women seem like an insane amount of work and stress for zero reward beyond getting your dick wet occasionally.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Getting a relationship without dating experience is impossible anyway. You’re still at the starting blocks, no point in trying when literally everyone else is ahead of you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t say it gets better but all I can say is don’t overthink it.
      Just treat it like nap time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is really all there is to it these days, it’s sad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >posts on Cinemaphile every day
      >plays video games every day
      >jerks off to porn every day
      >watches anime every day
      You were saying something about how routine behavior is dumb?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can only jerk my winkie every 3 or 4 days but I am on ssri s. (I’m also a 32 year old virgin)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How the frick do people stay married for 20 years?
      They don't anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you brother. My GF refuses to watch anything over 5 years old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t need to have the same taste in hobbies or movies but you DO need to demonstrate that you care about her and currently watching the shitty shows is sort of doing that - find a better way or try to enjoy watching them with her

      Eh maybe, but maybe real love is finding somebody who truly enjoys a lot of the same things you do, and then you do them together. Like Eliza Thornberry’s parents. Love for me is more about desiring somebody for their positive traits and similarities to my interests than it is about any sort of ‘need’ for a person.

      Naive moron
      If you want somebody who matches that ideal, you’ll only date autists (male)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my parents are in their 60s and got married in their early 20s and neither of them ever seemed to enjoy each others presence very much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol mine hate each other and the only time they are together is at family related events and when they sit down on their phones in front of the tv.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How the frick do people stay married for 20 years?
      God, family, love, children, and honesty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ngmi she already started b***hing you up. my advice would be to just disappear leave the fricking house without telling her where you're going next time you're scheduled beta b***h movie time is due

      now that you have a girlfriend you need to act like you don't need a girlfriend or want one seriously dude. just do whatever the frick you want and she can come along with you or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marriage is a scam. Even living with a chick is problems in of itself. Me and her can hang out and frick, but I ain't gonna have her living with me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Randomly watching a movie every fricking night just cause it's like the "routine" to do is what an ADHD moron would yet that is what my gf did. EVEARY FRICKING NIGHT we watched a movie or started a boring fricking episode of a shitty woke tv show on netflix

      what would you be doing otherwise?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie has been on for 2 minutes
    >I'M SO CONFUSED WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?seriously though why are they like this

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gf always asks me “is he gonna do x” during a movie we’ve both never seen as if I’m fricking clairvoyant

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but that's cute

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is me watching my GF’s shows

    This is her when I make her play WoW with me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know couples like you and i can picture how both of you look and it's really not pleasant but i don't care i think it's cute that you found each other

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >omg we HAVE to watch Bridgerton

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i really do love her but under no fricking circumstances will i watch that without doing something else simultaneously
      i spent 5 minutes watching it with her and wanted to kill myself
      it's arguably the worst, most self-indulgent shit i've ever seen, it's porn for women plus DEI shit plus tryhard anti-intellectual-disguised-as-intellectual dialogue rolled together into one unholy piece of shit
      worst thing i've ever seen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you guys with gay gfs manage all the diversity shit theyre watching ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i watch sports or play turn-based vidya on my laptop so I can 30% pay attention while "watching" it with her
          it's really not that bad because she's great in so many other ways, she just has shit taste in television

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And she doesnt nag that you spend time "properly" with her ? I used to game or just read etc on my pc and she would be on her phone or laptop watching something, and it was comfy for both. Dont know why we need this tv watching ritual.

            The situation anon described is depressing but sleeping around is even more harrowing. It completely hollows you out inside. Not worth it

            I dont know, getting lots of decent pussy without the commitment sounds ideal. Missing out on love and a supporting relationship would suck though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes exactly. It SOUNDS ideal which is why so many people do it, only to find out to late that they’ve entered into a kind of Faustian bargain and lost their soul. Hell, some even grow comfortable with this condition, but that doesn’t make it any leas bad

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe its because most people living this lifestyle, the roasties and chads, have no other hobbies going on. Life gets brutally boring if the only thing you do is socialise, no matter how successful. I slept around only a little, and even then I wanted times where no c**t bothered me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I sit on the table next to her and I do shit on my Arduino, it's ok background noise. If I'm tired I just sleep on her lap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell her the show offends you and get her to watch something else with you.
        A keeper will respect that

        You don’t need to defend yourself. It offends you and leave it at that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Offends you
          Pussy cuck lmao. Just tell her you wont watch israelited shit about Black folk and other subhumans, if she doesnt like it shes lost anyway.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How’s that gf thing working out for you?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I am the married c**t that doesnt like watching movies all the time with his wife. How about you, Black person ?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Listen, the fact that my WIFE has a black son has nothing to do with this pal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tell her a black kid offends you and get her to get a 4th trimester abortion for
                you.
                A keeper will respect that

                You don’t need to defend yourself. It offends you and leave it at that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Or just say you don't like it. You don't have to explain why.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bit onions

          >Offends you
          Pussy cuck lmao. Just tell her you wont watch israelited shit about Black folk and other subhumans, if she doesnt like it shes lost anyway.

          But rude, but correct

          How’s that gf thing working out for you?

          We’re buying a ring
          Note that the married men in this thread are open with their views around their wives - this leads to breaking up with girlfriends who get filtered and marrying women that are much more bearable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i really do love her but under no fricking circumstances will i watch that without doing something else simultaneously
      i spent 5 minutes watching it with her and wanted to kill myself
      it's arguably the worst, most self-indulgent shit i've ever seen, it's porn for women plus DEI shit plus tryhard anti-intellectual-disguised-as-intellectual dialogue rolled together into one unholy piece of shit
      worst thing i've ever seen

      Watch Downton Abbey instead

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of you are fricking morons. Of course no sane girl would spend time with you.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do women have the attention span of 9 year olds?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the alternative

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spooky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit that is scary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=H8csln89pqoE7wZQ

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would probably be upset about this if I ever had a gf or any woman to watch movies with

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes have to point out that we at this part of the story we haven't received the information yet to the relevant question.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are the reason women are choosing the Bear.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the knowledge that women are breaking away from men in not only politics but obesity makes it easier to ignore them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also drug use

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women shouldn't be allowed to watch films. They clearly don't appreciate the medium and don't possess the intellect to enjoy them on all the possible levels anyway.

    If there are exceptions they should have to pass some sort of kinography test and have to retake it every 5 years to make sure they haven't reverted to the mean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I watch the Fellowship of the Ring every December 22nd to mark the first time I ever watched it since 2001. I have only missed a few days due irl issues like power outages and one time my grandma died around the same time.
      I clean the living room, spotless, fluff every cushion on the couch, wait for it to get dark outside, prepare snacks and drinks to last the whole movie. Once ready, I sit down to watch one of my favorite films uninterrupted.
      GF wanted to do this with me, having never seen it. I warned her that this was my autistic ritual and in order for me to enjoy it fully, I need it to be about the movie, not a date.
      Doesn't even last a full minute.
      >"Whats wrong with those guys? Why are they ugly?" (orcs)
      >"I don't get why they are fighting."
      >"No one could hit that many people at once and send them flying."
      >"All that for a ring?"
      She wouldn't stop laughing at how dumb the Hobbits looked so I turned off the movie and told her she ruined it. We fought, a couple days later she left her Sims game open and I redesigned all her houses to look like shit, saved it and told her I ruined the game for her like she ruined my movie for me.
      We broke up not long after but she deserved it for ruining kino night.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a petty manchild ngl
        Why not just tell her to leave if she's going to frick up your movie experience and watch it on your own

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She was warned and didn't listen. So she needed to be punished.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You sound like a petty manchild ngl
          If she's not gonna respect his wishes, then it ain't meant to be. Simple as that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        umm...based

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God that's sad. Don't post shit like that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he looks happy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >one time my grandma died around the same time
        What kind of fricking excuse is that? May as well watch it. She's not gonna get less dead.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Standup and podcasts are another filter.
    If they don't 'get' Kevin Hart, Chappelle, Bill Burr, Bobby Lee, then they don't get comedy simple as.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ask my gf something
    >"what?"
    >begin to repeat myself but she cuts me off to answer the question
    Every damn time

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I like that character are they going to die? I don't want to watch if they die"
    >"Just watch the movie"
    >she reaches for her phone and starts googling it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do zoomer pussy feel, anon?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >show wife movie I enjoy
    >she actually watches all of it and likes it
    What's it's name Cinemaphile? For me it's the good the bad and the ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Taxi Driver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pic related last week with my fiancee. She honestly has pretty good taste in kino in general (astonishingly good taste for a woman).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Watched Conan with ex
      >Talked to me for 2 days about how every detail of that movie was incredibly sexist
      >Refused to watch RoboCop with me, one of my favorite movies because she thought it was going to be the same (because every 80s action movie is the same right?)
      Maybe it's not so bad we broke up

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a married couple in your 40s? you put some slop as background noise while getting to the action, if you want to watch some bone chilling genre redefining kino you do it with your bros

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wait I missed that can you skip 5 seconds back
    Dude just keep watching and you'll probably be able to fill in the blanks.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >want to watch the new christopher nolan kino that just came out
    >get dragged to a romance movie instead
    it's gay. the whole thing is stupid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you at least smash?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are these the same people who preach "born this way"? seems contradictory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know i hate the gays more than women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >untold pleasures
      Ah yes, being fisted until your colon literally can't close causing you to wear diapers for the rest of your life, having STDs that the doctors can't even identify and never having a monogamous partner or kids. Such pleasures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poop is disgusting.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My GF is half Japanese and speaks fluent Japanese. She’ll ask me questions about movies we’re watching in Japanese, the language she’s fluent in

  53. 1 month ago
    sage

    this homosexual spams versions of his wojack oc waifu with 3 word comments on multiple boards then samegays for hours
    please ban him already jannies

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just 2024's version of crunchjak?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      this homosexual spams versions of his wojack oc waifu with 3 word comments on multiple boards then samegays for hours
      please ban him already jannies

      It’s a bait thread for off topic discussion

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shut her up by putting your tongue in her mouth

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A wife is unironically a glorified pet, no offense to women but it is what it is.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a girlfriend who fell asleep during Lebowski

    fricking Lebowski, man

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>who's that?
    >>why are they fighting?
    >>I dont get it
    >>*looks at phone*
    >>huh? what happened?
    My mother is in her 60s and still does all this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes I watch Modern Family with my mom. She's so confused by how Jay has a redhead kid, a blonde kid, and a brown kid.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do women ask so many questions during movies? why cant they just watch the movie and ask questions when its over?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Does anyone want me to make cookies?

    I like watching shows with my friend, his wife, and his sister-in-law, but it's kinda tiresome and also funny when she wonders why her husband isn't losing weight

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick I hate women

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not sure how I feel about this like idk >Sorry maybe I'm hungry and grumpy idk
    >S-sorry :
    >Can we please puhleesee watch something that isn't David Lynch
    >Like what?
    >Ummh idk wait I know I have Disney +
    >I can't think what to watch
    >You pick the movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I know I have Disney +
      Watch The Straight Story. Everyone wins.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't know if I should judge a woman's intelligence by her ability to follow a tv show plot or not.

    Currently watching The Expanse with some friends and one girl gets confused as frick and is constantly asking questions to her bf. Meanwhile, her little sister is out here solving shit out minutes before it unfolds and putting forth her own theories about what's gonna happen next.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watching something she is actually interested
    >make the most benign comment
    >SHHHHHH I'M TRYING TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You really don't realize how lucky you are until you listen to people who have paired up just for basic companionship b***h. I think I'd go crazy if my wife was blurting out all this rubbish during kino. Really pays to marry your best friend. Sometimes I'll see something great and fantasize how she's going to react when I show her.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    my wife's son found my wojak folder the other day

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >00:00:05 seconds into movie
    >character walks into frame
    >who's that?

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watch planet of the apes with GF
    >we have similar opinions on the movie and most of the characters

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fat ugly female geeks make the best Cinemaphile wives.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY are you always in your studio
    >it's like you're in a cave
    >I barely get to spend time with you
    >let's just sit together on the couch
    >watch wheel of fortune, instead
    >C'mon
    > *pats couch

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >don't smoke weed don't watch tv
    >GF's sister is a lesbian who smokes copious amounts of weed loves tv
    >GF smokes copious amounts of grass prefers bonghits
    >somehow this moment is so important to sit and spend time together
    >no excuse to leave
    >forced to sit for hours binge watching
    >The L Word

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >don't watch tv
      >post on Cinemaphile
      worse than her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a You over your head

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all these posts about playing games with or around gf
    All made up. Every single one. Liking video games is pure aerosolized pussy repellent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My GF literally told me to play a video game while she sucked my dick.
      I don't know why, but it's not like I turned it down.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't happen. You're here, you don't have a gf. Feeling good and succeeding is a lie. You're no more capable of doing what is impossible than I am.

        Well, unless you're a couple of rotund, piggy, fat hogs rubbing your slop covered snouts on each other.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just because he's here, doesn't mean he's as much of a loser as you are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Liking video games is pure aerosolized pussy repellent.
      Stop letting women dictate the things you like. If she's got a problem, then it ain't meant to be.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First mistake is watching a movie/show with a woman

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im 32 and have never watched a tv show or movie with a woman. and barely even other guys

    please end my life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your not missing much but get some guy friends

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get bf
    >watch anime together

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is me whenever my wife chooses a film

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have her roast beef pussy on your mind?

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie with ball n chain we both agree on
    >on her phone 85% of time and totally checked out by the end of it.
    >I'm going to watch something I like
    >*looks up from up from phone* oh sure that's fine 🙂
    >pop in what current Columbo dvd I'm on
    >OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY WEARING THEY LOOK WEIRD
    >..well it's from the early 70s an-
    >ITS SOOOOO SEXIST HOW CAN YOU WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THIS
    >...idk what you mean? It was made 50yrs ago so some stuff might seem dated but.. what part are you finding sexist because I'm seeing-
    >ITS SO BAD IDK HOW YOU CAN WATCH THIS ALONG WITH THISE NEWS SHOWS YOU LIKE
    >uhhhh well it's a detective show and he uhhh what exactly are you finding sexist? Can you point out wh-
    >IM GOING TO BED
    Literally happened a little over an hour ago. She had a couple drinks in her but I'm still confused. Pretty decent Columbo episode tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just dump her, dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dump her
        Married with kids so not happening. She is not usually this unhinged and I mostly blame the drinks but it was really out of left field. Honestly she has had a few somewhat similar (drunken) outburst about things being sexist ever since she saw that Barbie movie. Not sure what happened in it but that is where I believe a lot of this originated from.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She might be having an affair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Married with kids so not happening
          Why the frick you marry her?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Keep in mind the gays on this board hate couples.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I mostly blame the drinks
          Alcohol doesn't change you. It loosens your inhibitions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It loosens your inhibitions.
            IE she's being legit, and he should be worried.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >le heckin wholesum chungus columbo
      Honestly kys

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i had a gf like that, b***h always talked a lot during fricking movies, one day we were watching a movie on the cinema and b***h started to talk about what she tought was going to happen, i told her very politely to wait to see and the fricking b***h had the nerve to get mad at me, i fricking hate Laura, i fricking hate you with my guts.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watching tv/movies is the most normal social thing you can do especially with girls on dates
    >especially now with all the streaming shit, seems like all girls do is watch netflix or whatever
    >ive never even done that

    i get so tired of hearing about how much everyone hates being around women. even normal guys do this, complaining about having to watch shit with them or whatever. i am so sick and tired of being reminded about what a socially isolated pathetic loser i am, where everyone else has so many women and gets them so easily that they can just endlessly complain about how horrible they are to be around but never stopping getting with them. im just so tired.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just so tired
      Try stop being a womeme

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Never get with the chick who's been passed around in your social circle.
    >Never entertain a long-distance relationship because she is most definitely cheating.
    >Don't let yourself get friend-zoned IE don't be her fricking friend. If she's not into you like that, give up on her completely.
    >If your girl got drunk at a party and got frisky with some other dude, dump her. Even if it was just a kiss, no forgiveness.
    >If your girl gets frisky with another chick, dump her. That's still cheating.
    >If your girl isn't giving you any for several days in a row, dump her. She's either getting fricked somewhere else or she's playing games.
    >You can't fix her. Never be Captain Save-a-Ho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neve get married. But if you do, do it when you're around 35. Getting married in your 20s is an absolute dumb move. But just because you're 35, doesn't mean the girl has to be 35 as well. Go for younger chicks. Also, you gotta wait 5 years at the minimum. That way, you'll know her well enough to make sure it's worth it. That and no big weddings. No chick is worth going bankrupt, unless you're a rich guy and can take the hit. Do it through the courts. If she's got a problem with all that, then it ain't meant to be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that thing you do when you're ready to start a family? Do it when it's too late to start a family

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          35 is not too late for a man. Men reach their prime in their 30s.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Close but not cigar.
            Vigor and vanity rule that age.
            Prime wisdom and movement to rule and decide swiftly is 40-50

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Terrible advice from a stupid person.

            Kid at 35 means you're pushing 60 when they are just hitting 20s.

            You're probably the type of dad who sits all day with your oxygen tank instead of playing with your kids.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Marrying in your 20s is a dumb idea unless you already have your shit together. That's the point. By the time you're in your 30s, you should have your shit together and be less tolerant of bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >By the time you're in your 30s, you should have your shit together

                I'm 32 and live with my parents and never had a job.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's why I said should.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So instead of raising your kid in your prime, to inspire him to do better, you raise him in your decline.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You got your 40s and 50s to raise them, dude. If your body's fricking up already by then, then that's on you for not taking care of yourself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >raising a child when you're fricking 50

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Having children in your 20s is a good way to frick you up financially unless you're upper middle class and up. It's called being smart.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, waiting until you're old to have kids isn't called being smart it's called being tricked by israelites into throwing away your family.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ideally, you'll be having kids in your mid to late 30s. That's not old.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >in your mid to late 30s
                It keeps getting older, jesus christ next you know you'll be saying you should be 80 like DeNiro.
                Nah, you should be having kids in your mid 20s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah, you should be having kids in your mid 20s.
                Explain why.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To raise your child when you aren't geriatric.
                To know your grandchild when you aren't on deaths door and senile.
                To get a partner who's of an appropriate age. No, your "chicks dig older men" shit is a cope, those types are fricked in the head and only want a frick buddy to take the place of their dad, not a husband, the ones that want husbands are single mothers or very used up women who are only slightly younger than you.
                Because there's literally no advantage to waiting and there's the chance you'll miss your chance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >To raise your child when you aren't geriatric.
                30s-40s isn't geriatric.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                50s is. You're still raising the kid when they're 15. Hell, with this housing market there's a good chance they won't have left the nest until 25.
                But who am I kidding, we both know you aren't planning on having kids, you're just coping by saying "I'm waiting" like a typical roastie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >there's the chance you'll miss your chance.
                How?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >To get a partner who's of an appropriate age
                And that is?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Basically, get your financials in order before you decide to have kids. It makes things easier and you'll be able to better provide for your children.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your financials are never in order. There's always something more.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Only if you're ass with your money. It's always best to be frugal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Spending your best years making goldstein money in the hopes you'll be slightly more financially stable isn't a good use of your life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Busting your ass in your 20s trying to provide for your family isn't either. Especially if you're of the lower class.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a meme or do normies actually live together with someone they don't like? I would never move past day 1 with someone who can't appreciate kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people are just that desperate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        desperate for what? i rather be alone than with someone I don't enjoy the company of. are normies ashamed of being alone?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Desperate for puss and female companionship.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah dude. Plus there is peer pressure from family and shit too. Sometimes that garbage even gets to me, and im the most unorthodox person in my family

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ive never had a gf so i wouldnt know this feel haha

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie's two hours long
    >goes to pee twice
    wtf?

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a gf I'd finger her all the time

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone ITT whining about their gf
    >meanwhile I've never felt a woman's touch in my entire life

    Reading this thread makes me wanna kms. I wish I could have what you guys have so bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yep this is what people who have stuff do. they just complain nonstop about it and pretend like its so bad. same thing people with careers, people with families, people with lots of friends

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never felt a woman's touch in my entire life

      just go to a store with a woman cashier and pay with cash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you never been to a barbershop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get over it. For me it was about age 27 when I genuinely stopped caring and stopped thinking about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I only care when I think my parents probably had expectations for me having a family of my own and them being excited to be grandparents surrounded by a big family. Oh well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Find God Through Jesus, read Proverbs young blood, get that wisdom first right
      the rest will follow
      acknowledge and study John and The Letters of Paul

      Don't go into the church looking to lose your virginity, go seeking for spiritual ordinance into your own miserable brooding life. Hang around after service and speak with people in pain twice your age, do this TIL you gather the selflessness to attract a mate, a female so pure, she will notice your sacrifice to time and wisdom.

      TRY. God bless you anon, steer away from Catholicism. Go full on Christian, good fortune young wayfarer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex with my girlfriend in highschool, took her virginity and everything.
      But after that I was a virgin for 10 years until my current girlfriend just randomly hit me up one day for sex and it eventually turned into a relationship.

      Just stop worrying about it, go out and meet people and just have fun. Getting a girlfriend is really just like winning the lottery, you still have to buy a ticket if you want to win but there's no guarantees. So just go out and enjoy yourself, and the more girls you start to regularly meet the more likely you are to win.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't imagine living with someone. I want to do moronic shit without someone questioning me and worrying about looking weird. I guess thats also why I am a loser as I have no one checking up on me.

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