Who's the worst?

Who's the worst Cinemaphile father?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick omni mans wife/pet

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pop, given how often he kills his own son.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He does it by accident though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lumpy kills people on accident, yet his kill count is higher than Flippy's.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lumpy's not a father

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have reading comprehension issues or just regular brain damage?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, does death matter if the entire universe restarts the next episode?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say Batman but frick there's hardly any competition against this monster.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly did he do?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Yeah I wanna know where he's from too

        Look up a comic called Clarissa.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yikes is all I got.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly did he do?

      Yeah I wanna know where he's from too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking shit a well adjusted and caring father? what a freak of nature.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Look up a comic called Clarissa.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would give clay the edge over omni-man for his continual cruelty, nolan "only" brutalized mark once, also why is shake here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >h-h-h-he doesn't remember m-m-m-m-meeeeee!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's not shake's son. He wraps his rascal two times, because he likes it joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing super models.

      • 1 week ago
        truteal

        >Heartfelt Music
        >Ezekiel's hysterical crying
        >Why do you disappoint me?
        >Second by second, you waste my time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was pretty funny

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP's father for not using a condom.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Predictable and boring joke

      Just like OP and your life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >a /misc/Cinemaphile thread died for OP

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people still think Clay is the worst of the worst when Arthur was a thousand times worse in every way

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The nature of Family Guy makes it difficult to judge against a more serious show like Bojack Horseman or Moral Orel.

      Peter will straight up beat the frick out of his own daughter. They once made a joke basically confirming Peter is a pedophile. But these are one off jokes that nobody treats as serious because Family Guy doesn't give a frick about continuity or keeping the characters consistent.

      Bojack strangling Gina (despite it being caused by his drug abuse and detachment of reality) is treated with importance and as a damning statement on the crimes of Bojack Horseman because of the seriousness in which it was depicted: https://youtu.be/Vtqo-E4IJbU

      Homer Simpson strangling Bart all the time is treated as a joke despite the fact he has done it multiple times and with complete clarity of mind over what he was doing. This is why trying to compare the crimes of characters from different shows like this is difficult.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No Clay. He was a great dad.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Shake included in OP pic? He's not a dad character
    >Ezekiel
    A one episode thing doesn't count, and he wasn't his son anyways (cuck)

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its hard to compare episodic shows to ones with continuity. shake barely belongs on here, peter griffin literally does not have a solidified character.
    clay is the worst because you know his corruption was not innate. his mom was batshit crazy, his dad abused him, and once he finally began to become a normal person, bloberta entered the picture. every choice he makes, however, is conscious.
    omni-man is more of a corrupted person than a bad dad.
    bojack's dad was a chauvinist and a cheater but that's nothing compared to the former two. i'd actually say beatrice is the worse of bojack's parents. she was actively terrible unlike bloberta, who is basically a black hole of a person.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin The Hedgehog

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any 2000s cartoon father. Frick those weak cucks.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    From best to worst
    >Shake
    Isn't a dad. So he's not really on the list
    >Pop
    He's just oblivious but for the most part seems to be a loving and caring father, he reasonably tried to keep his son out of harm's way and help him.
    >Peter
    Is hard because Early Peter is a moron who tries most the time, as the show goes on he becomes a callous butthole but the show practically treats it as if he's tired with the show more than with his family.
    >Butterscotch
    He's an abusive butthole
    >Nolan
    His whole relationship is built on a lie that became real, still he beat the shit out of his son and gave him ptsd
    >Clay
    The worst, he was bad when he was a selfish negligent father but then ended up becoming actively malicious to his son.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a stretch to say that Jonas is as bad/worse than Slade J Wilson.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Who's the worst Cinemaphile father?
    butterscotch, He and Clay are just as bad, but at least Clay cares enough about his son to "try" to give them good lessons.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Clay's pic bigger than the others?
    Where Ozai?

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