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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no it's the penis monster

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a meataphor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely could not tell you. I suppose you could say that it’s all metaphor or at some point Beau has a legit psychotic break, but all I can tell you is that the first half of this movie was the best comedy I’ve seen in years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I almost turned it off after the 3rd dick I saw but I’m glad I didn’t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek there was some good laughs, like the homeless dude above his tub

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yes. And the shot of him losing his shit in the bodega while homeless crazies stream into his building.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beau in the first third of the movie was literally me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek there was some good laughs, like the homeless dude above his tub

      Was the first 30min supposed to be current day LA?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was a fictional location but his anxiety was so bad that that was his perception of it, like when that dude stole his keys and luggage and just goes “you’re fricked”, he probably just lost his keys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the first half of this movie was the best comedy I’ve seen in years.

      Same here. I'm planning of rewatching it only till the part with the little b***h and the paint. The rest was meh.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was beau’s dad.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My peanus weenus of course!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all of his problems stem from having a micro penis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But when he had sex with Parker posey (still hot btw) he bust the condom. Also why did she die?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly it was the brown recluse they showed earlier, she got bit by it during

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          brown recluse turns you into a hollow, hard shell?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ohh you’re right. Thanks. In the Midwest we just call them fiddle backs. Well that helps a little

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last sequence really killed this movie for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should have just rode the boat off into the night.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo bruh dat lookin like a penis

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freud, you could think he's a hack but he still dominates so many movie motives

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Freud is very misunderstood. I used to hate him but the more I live, the more I see things he told about in real life. His problem was using cryptic words and concepts to say simple things in a pretentious way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's one way to put it, I think he mostly lived in a scientific era where exact sciences where dominant, and when you try to write about a completely new field related to the inner psyches of the human mind it's hard to fit in that club if you don't try to make it sound like an exact science by being pretentious and using elaborate explanations for things that start feeling very intuitive at some point in your life

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jung had the balls to not do this, but her genuinely sounds moronic sometimes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Freud's problem was that, like many in his field and of his ilk, his obsession with child sexuality consumed everything he did.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody with similar mommy issues

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is too long

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know if the play in the middle was necessary at all. It should have just skipped to his moms house.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it looked kino though. I think the part with the goy family should have been shorter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the rotating season props were pure kino.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey! Blue board!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trash. Never seen a movie with more plotholes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah who was feeding the attic penis the whole time? Hope someone got fired for that blunder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His compartmentalized masculinity.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw my mom enters my gooncave bringing the light in during a sesh

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's his dad. He knows nothing about his dad, his mother never told him anything about him. So for him he's just a penis that impregnated her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a bit of a dick!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally we have a wiener status

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the lil arms
    Denis (lol) is taking notes for Dune sequels

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When gomer Pyle jumped through the window and started stabbing it in the nuts I almost threw up laughing.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was her problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To many to list, her dad said it best when he called her an butthole.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was simultaneously kino and total dogshit. Quite the ride to watch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The final sequence is what killed it imo. Just consider it over when he gets in the rowboat and it’s kino.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the great movies of the last 10 years.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ???

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this whole movie is amazing. i'm surprised so many people here hated it at release. i figured it would be right up Cinemaphile's alley.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the WHOLE movie is certainly not amazing. it gets worse and worse from the midway point onward.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you get to see Parker Posey butthole

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it had ended right when he got to the homeless encampment it would have been a 10/10 movie with a hard hitting message. as it is it's just shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the WHOLE movie is certainly not amazing. it gets worse and worse from the midway point onward.

      filtered.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, sophisticated wiener monster lover

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >giant gay wiener monster
    >starring Joaquin Phoenix
    Ah, now it makes complete sense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he did that with napoleon

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, this was the final nail but also duuuh his father was a giant dick, dont you get it? im sure some years later this film is gonna be seen as a masterpiece

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shitzophrenics externlize the world to the extant they cannot differentate inner feelings with outer ones, thus truamatic expierences are expierenced in hallucinations. The scene before this one also is his version of mental compartemntalizing, or disosated memory, but I dont remember the finer hpycological nuance or whatever, kinda off with my schitzo idea too, has there really been no good review of this movie that accurately explains all this?

    ALso frick you im not correcting my typos

    theres also some other shit about the repressed sexuality of his masculine role model (father) being dominated by his mother, which he interpretes along with the truama of seeing his whittled father, as a gaint penis monster, which is to say. Beau finds his own sexuality in some sense morbib, and is afraid to touch it. Man, this is making me remember some hipster douche got angry at me for understanding this movie, said it was impossible bcause too comple.x. Still good friends though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking tril yourself tou dsygenic like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Glad you enjoy my candor

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm nearing 30 and I'm basically this creature. Must be my reproductive instinct going into overdrive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’ll pass.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this was the shit that made it into the movie one can only imagine what was cut and what israeliteman was scared to ask his people to do LOL

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