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why was charlie not having sex with her 24/7

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    like seriously why not

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just baffling is all

      she kinda looks like the PUTA

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pain Under The Ass?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          newbie detected

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            PITA stands for Pain In The Ass, and I can't imagine what else PUTA would stand for.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              newbie

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What does that stand for?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              grievously impaired. I'll give you a hint: it's not an acronym.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There's no other reason for a nonsense non-word like that to be capitalized.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                PENDEJO

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What does that one stand for?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because Charlie's character was redpilled

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's banging b***hes left and right, so he doesn't have your same standards for putting up with crazy. Even if she wasn't a crazy b***h, he can easily do better.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just baffling is all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I see a mix between MEW and millie brown

      • 1 week ago
        Ironic Namefag

        I was thinking more along the lines of Phoebe Cates.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hotter in recent years than when she was younger. Great voice too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fat makes you look younger, and in her case, gives her giant breasts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        One Hundred Fricking Percent true. She is ten times hotter now than she was when she was younger. Look at her husband. Just look at the giant smile on his face. He knows.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She waxed her arms though, she used to be extremely hairy.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            for you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She has come a LONG way from Heavenly Creatures

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Holy booba

          She has come a LONG way from Heavenly Creatures

          Great underrated flick. I knew both Melanie and Kate would become big stars. Surprised Melanie isn't bigger (star, not booba).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Melanie at least has had a pretty prolific career in both movies and TV (when the majority of actors tend to stick to only one or the other)

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, got it. I don't watch TV, just films. Maybe that explains my thinking Mel isn't a big star.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls who are obsessed with you, do whatever you want, and spend every available moment by your side get annoying very quickly. Yeah, they'll do anything in the sack and let you do just about anything to them if it pleases you, but that shit doesn't outweigh the neediness, the lack of personality or any kind of emotional independence, and all the insecurity and jealousy that comes with it. These type of girls are great to frick a couple of times and drop, but once they begin showing that kind of attachment or like they don't have a life outside of your relationship, fricking run.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      none of that matters, she was already stalking him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let her sugg me off every day of my life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the only reason they're annoying is because you're not doing your fricking biological duty and putting a baby in her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ding ding ding.
        Everyone who has ever claimed they suffered from a needy woman is a failure and it's embarrassing that they admit it by complaining.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ding ding ding.
        Everyone who has ever claimed they suffered from a needy woman is a failure and it's embarrassing that they admit it by complaining.

        youre both moronic or virgins, why would any sane man knowingly attach himself for life to some mid b***h that he cant stand?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/x1WKjSZ.jpeg

      why was charlie not having sex with her 24/7

      this, i remember ending up dating a fitness focused girl, very boyish, cooked for me every day healthy meals because i was a fatass before meeting her and following her diet/ workout plans. we shared gym memberships, wanted to be around me all the time, wanted sex alot even after workouts, she was basically my personal cheerleader and i was her ideal man. I accidentally cheated on her but it was because she got so clingy. I just remember this one moment where she took me to hike in this one forest, starts raining, and she leads me under a hollow tree so we can wait out the rain, we're both sitting there, looking at the rain, she rests her head on my shoulders, and says "isn't this nice?" and I just lie and say "yeah" bored out of my fricking mind that she would be glad to be watching water fall from the fricking sky instead of being home watching movies or something else.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit anon I'm going to give you some advice and tell you to never admit this to anyone ever again and if you do? Lie.
        Just wow.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Massive wiener sucking homosexuals who wake up with wiener breath everyday and make excuses for why crazy girls are "Le clingy"

          Fricking douche who posts his story constantly, rape you later hope u get aids

          I get it but honestly the passage of time will tell you that to some extent this is proximity to all people and that you should have communicated better and set healthy boundaries to keep that fire burning just a little more slowly. She was probably ready for something deep and you weren't. Given my gf is a total sperg and basically ignores me lol I d k man

          >I cheated on her """accidentally"""
          yeah i'm sure your mouth just accidentally wrapped around a wiener, anon
          i mean you must be gay to let her go because that sounds like a pretty sweet deal. i've had girls cling to me many times before but they were mostly vapid and just trying to mirror my personality.

          Please be fake otherwise you're a giga homosexual.

          The reason she was into him is because he wasn't into her. The more you push women away they more they gravitate back to you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking douche who posts his story constantly, rape you later hope u get aids

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I get it but honestly the passage of time will tell you that to some extent this is proximity to all people and that you should have communicated better and set healthy boundaries to keep that fire burning just a little more slowly. She was probably ready for something deep and you weren't. Given my gf is a total sperg and basically ignores me lol I d k man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I cheated on her """accidentally"""
        yeah i'm sure your mouth just accidentally wrapped around a wiener, anon
        i mean you must be gay to let her go because that sounds like a pretty sweet deal. i've had girls cling to me many times before but they were mostly vapid and just trying to mirror my personality.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Please be fake otherwise you're a giga homosexual.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And she was all of that, especially the jealousy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I knew what it was about my own psychology that made me reject them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      this, i remember ending up dating a fitness focused girl, very boyish, cooked for me every day healthy meals because i was a fatass before meeting her and following her diet/ workout plans. we shared gym memberships, wanted to be around me all the time, wanted sex alot even after workouts, she was basically my personal cheerleader and i was her ideal man. I accidentally cheated on her but it was because she got so clingy. I just remember this one moment where she took me to hike in this one forest, starts raining, and she leads me under a hollow tree so we can wait out the rain, we're both sitting there, looking at the rain, she rests her head on my shoulders, and says "isn't this nice?" and I just lie and say "yeah" bored out of my fricking mind that she would be glad to be watching water fall from the fricking sky instead of being home watching movies or something else.

      Massive wiener sucking homosexuals who wake up with wiener breath everyday and make excuses for why crazy girls are "Le clingy"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sex is fun. I enjoy it as much as any another guy and thankfully I lost my virginity early enough where it didn't keep me as a socially stunted adult(video games and general introverted hobbies are doing that). And having steady sex with a girl you are very attracted to and being in a relationship is great too, but when that girls only thing going on in her life is that relationship with you, it gets fricking old. My last girlfriend was like this. She had a pair of best friends I met twice during the 4 years we dated. They told me after the first interaction we had that isn't was nice getting to know me. They joked because my ex basically drops all other contacts with friends and family when she finds a man and focuses 100% on the relationship to an absurdly insecure level. Turned out she had BPD and I think may have been molested or worse by a family member when she was a kid(she never came out about that completely, but enough was said to know there was definitely childhood trauma).

        Anyways, TL;DR for you virgins or dudes putting sex up on a pedestal: sex ain't worth it with clingy b***hes or those chick's with the emotional/psychological disorders they love to constantly remind everyone they have.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you just have the mentality of a Chad. That's a DREAM to me. My biggest fear is a girl who's going to be with me, get married, have my kids, and then years later decides she never liked me and fricks off. If she's obsessed with me, the likelihood of that happening is none, so it's like the most desirable thing to me. PLEASE gush over me. It's less time you'll spend gushing over Tyrone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you from experience this is bullshit, it's exactly what you want.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This right here. I've had a couple of girls who I would have otherwise found extremely attractive completely turn me off because of how obsessive they were. On the inverse, I've been extremely attracted to girls I wouldn't normally find to be the hottest because or their lack of interest in me. Psychology is a b***h.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because after you have sex so many times it starts to lose its appeal.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She’s not that attractive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      aside from the ever so slightly elongated face she's fricking perfect

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she puts the mid in midwestern

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      aside from the ever so slightly elongated face she's fricking perfect

      she puts the mid in midwestern

      she's taller than you mutts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for some reason shes incredibly attractive to me, i dont even know why
      i just know i have the urge to have sweaty sex with her, every day, repeatedly

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy fricking other non-fat girls

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Better question is why weren’t the brothers just double teaming her everyday?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If I was Alan I wouldn't share Kandi.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn’t really up to Alan. The man was a cuck and if she said I’m going to frick Charlie and you can either watch or join in. He would’ve just went with it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She was faithful to Alan the entire time she was with him. Ironically she only left him once he got money.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I got triggered the instant I saw her on the show. Such a cute ass and face to cum for.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If Charlie banged Kandi I unironically believe Alan would have killed him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Initially she is Charlie's gorgeous but dim-witted (though sexually and theatrically smart) girlfriend until Charlie breaks it off with her so he could date Mia.

          he had already banged her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Playboy Playmate physique.

      https://i.imgur.com/x1WKjSZ.jpeg

      why was charlie not having sex with her 24/7

      She is hot but a little derpy looking and has a large face. Her voice can be a turnoff for some folks too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the hottest Cinemaphile female character ever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If I was Alan I wouldn't share Kandi.

      >this is a 10/10 in burgerland
      sad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Eat shit, literal homosexual.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If I was Alan I wouldn't share Kandi.

      She was faithful to Alan the entire time she was with him. Ironically she only left him once he got money.

      I want a Kandi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Better question is why weren’t the brothers just double teaming her everyday?
      Used to fap to that fantasy all the time. Some times even Jake joined in as well.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >my fantasies are thinking about other men and even a little boy having sex with a woman i'm attracted to
        huh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You just know Charlie pozzed her IRL

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's way too needy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a bad thing how exactly?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You've never been with a needy woman, have you?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          all of them are needy tbh, just a question of how difficult it is to play down

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She was a fricking crazy b***h.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they all are famalam

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not Rose crazy. Breaking into Charlie's house and they even said she tried killing him later on.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          still nothing out of the ordinary women-wise

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because she was a stage 5 clinger. Fricking her whenever he wanted would have just caused her to start wiener blocking. The best move is to just frick whoever he wants then if he ever decides he wants her after riding the c**t carousel he can. Cause she's more obsessed with him than the average anon is with troons so he knows she'll always come running to him.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Plappening

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alan's ex wife is still the best girl on the show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah, time took its toll and then some with her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's THE NUN!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot but she was a giga-c**t.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    babyface women are meh, regardless of their body (which isnt a strong point for rose either)

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Annoying voice iirc

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chelsea was hotter.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie must've loved this actress. She plays like four different love interests on the show culminating in a two season arc as his fiancee.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You forget she super glued his balls to his leg? How can you have any relations with this psycho

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There were so many gorgeous chicks in that show. Today's uggos can't ever compete.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively the most beautiful in the show.
      Having said that I get that Rose's character served a purpose and all, but she's wife material.

      I don't remember who said it, but something along the lines of "marry a girl that loves you more than you her" comes to mind.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively the most beautiful in the show.
      Having said that I get that Rose's character served a purpose and all, but she's wife material.

      I don't remember who said it, but something along the lines of "marry a girl that loves you more than you her" comes to mind.

      Get the frick outta here with that horse faced lady.
      Even here episodes are worse than the Kelso ones.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Kelso
        lol those episodes aren't canon

        Emmanuelle Vaugier is easily S-tier in the show.
        Megan Fox, Melissa McCarthy and April Bowlby are also great.

        PITA stands for Pain In The Ass, and I can't imagine what else PUTA would stand for.

        newbie lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Having Aids raises your standards

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because she was a lunatic. Never stick your dick in crazy. One of the first lessons in life. Also bros before hoes.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Superglued his nuts to his thigh

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when you find out the finale had this b***h holding charlie hostage this whole time
    based psycho gf

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She was a spitter and wouldn't take it up the poopchute.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its like Married With Children only it sucks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        married with children also sucked

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It is overrated
          Like 1 season, you get the idea
          Most of these shows became institutions by hanging round too long lol

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >kid just watchin this like "i get paid for this? right?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Any fans?

      ?si=mI9-K3zedaf2JXtX

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't she show her milkers in some movie?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't she show her milkers in some movie?
      Sure did, and they're pretty big.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Movie name? Asking for research purposes only.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure if its the one anon's thinking of but she gets them out in Heavenly Creatures, and so does Kate Winslet.

          It's actually an incredibly kino movie, directed by Peter Jackson

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to post recent pictures of her to mock her but she's still adorable, just a bit thicker, something I personally prefer.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't tell you why but I find average looking and slightly crazy american women very attractive
    Give me more examples

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie Coon is a 8.5/10, not average by any means

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They come off more obtainable then the hot ones this their value increases.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but Melanie Lynskey is not american

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd actually take her over blanchette

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Blanchett was way better than her with those armpits.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think she is very attractive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh that's from that movie where she fricks a much younger guy. In that scene she's caught being nude in the pool with him by the mother

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she also fricks a much younger guy in yellowjackets
        its almost like theres a theme, which gives me hope

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's in a van naked or topless with a girl in another movie.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Should i post the webm?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What are you, gay?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What are you, gay?

            To learn about mommy milkers in their natural habitat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lynskey... israelite?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie is an antisemite

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know I didn't place her at first glance. Hmm. I might still consider putting a baby in her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know I didn't place her at first glance. Hmm. I might still consider putting a baby in her.

      Lynskey... israelite?

      It's Irish you feckin eedjits

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kek I wouldn't doubt somehow she was corrupted though thats why I was like ??

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lynskey has pretty unconventional looks but is also insanely attractive at the same time. Same kind of deal with Judy Greer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, Judy Greer has always had a great body. The thing about her is that she only got big roles after her prime.
      Look at her early work in her prime and she is a real beauty, no doubt at all.
      If anything, Melanie Lynskey has only become more desirable over time, which you could also argue with her fellow Kiwi, Lucy Lawless.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would you not?

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She would have been a firecracker in the sack but I wouldn't want to make her mad. The point is she was an intrusive bunny boiler, but yes, Charlie should have washed his penis and relented on the hoes and wifed her. But in the real life he loved eating the bull's creampie so mich he now has the HIV so let it be a lesson for all of us to just marry our stalker

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The irony that women are the ones who have the most easy access of sex while men are the ones that struggle to scratch one off

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fiction, also a woman as attractive as her probably wouldn’t care for a AIDS riddled drunk like Charlie irl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dude he bangs 7 gram rocks, was married to prime wild thing, then was dating two porn stars at the same time... all while having AIDS

      winning.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      TITTY
      VEINS

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frick man she looks so soft

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you can do better you WILL do better. I know what it does to you to let in the ugly ducklings and no my dear, not a single promise of upside remains after giving them a chance. Like you might think she'll suck dick better because of her position (wrong), she'll know her place and will need less maintenance/discipline (wrong) etc. Literally they all bring the same amount of man bother, you are forced to invest and FRICK NO its not worth the effort to give in to some ugly c**t who happens to pursue you because you will not be able to stand looking at that ugly ass mug, not even for a short period of time + you will resent yourself for giving up your dignity by betraying your hard earned knowledge/lessons
    >tl;dr ugly b***hes require the same amount of care as beautiful b***hes without any upsides to you, dont do it. Stay loyal to yourself and keep trying to pull b***hes you'd be fine with

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dunno, but the britney spears clone in Just Friends from 2015 made me want her despite and because of her nuttery. similar thing with this character.
    also, last night I dreamt of a midget woman - she had very short legs, but she was somehow alluring and provocative. she was flirting with me, chatting with me, then sat in front of me while talking to me in a seductive way, then when she noticed I had a boner she moved to the side and grabbed it. then she began to disrobe. I guess she was around late 20s or 30.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He was gay.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Melanie Lynskey aznude

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    she ate all the rations

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think i've seen her on erome

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"here's that sexy yet attainable woman I was telling you about"

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because she would have screamed rape and israeliteed him out of all his money and property like any ~~*princess*~~ would

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's mid.

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