Why are Americans so obsessed with MUH QUOTABLE QUIPS? No other national cinema is like this

Why are Americans so obsessed with MUH QUOTABLE QUIPS? No other national cinema is like this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This dvd display is ghoulishly soulless.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are these real? reminds of those cringey "minimalist" posters.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >whines about americans
    >posts britanistani store

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The reply OP wants is that that is in bongland and not muttland

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek America is so frickin based. They own everything it seems like. Even the playstation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you really want to play this game?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              1 shitty euro city looks like this. every major US city looks like this kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. republican in a flyover state with a bad case of sour grapes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how dare you call me an american of any stripe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my deepest apologies. My city is still better than where you're living tho.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice fluoride water lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >My peasant infested backwater is better because of le ebin conspiracy theory
                Ok, buddy. I'll cry about the fluoride in my water while I eat dinner at a Michelin Starred restaurant

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but Michelin has become a joke. I pay more attention to places with a James Beard award than that nonsense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Michelin doesn't actually do New Orleans (where I'm from). I'm just illustrating the fact that living in a backwater sucks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not even. One street of one neighborhood in one day circa 2015 looked like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                philly, skid row, that place in NJ, gary, detroit, etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >those mexicans
            Lol no, those are whitexicans and are (rightfully) hated here

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Calla prieto.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            even most people over here consider Chicago style and abomination

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        America owns england? europoors are fricking pathetic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do they really? Fricking hell. I thought only we did that and the UK just blackwashed their history.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is bong land and not Basedmerica.

      /End SHIT thread

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think its a lack of literature. they have this understanding that they should appreciate the written word but cant handle it so le quippy SNL lines are the next best thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you not see the pound sign, moron?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Matrix ones is good and I would rent it based on the box art if I was a kid.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    americans are grimmer than grim

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i've seen this 1000 times over the years and only just realised that it's showing someone literally running along a blade because it's Blade Runner...
      mind. blown.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's just an edit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lel

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the 2001 quote is "Open the pod bay doors, Hal" instead of "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
    What the frick, they can't even pick the correct quote right

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    other countries make movies?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a good American film?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good American film
      The Birth of a Nation (1915)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really see the issue here. its just a box. anyone who actually wanted to see these movies probably have the original release already or didn't care to buy it anyways. these boxes are purely for people who aren't looking for anything in particular, and might recognize some offhand quotes more than the actual titles. either way they still watch the same movie in the end. are you really trying to gatekeep mainstream movies most people have already seen

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No other national cinema is like this

    I don't care about those. Foreign bugs can eat shit.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever designs these deserves to be raped in minecraft

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are Americans so obsessed
    ironic

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it makes the movie more marketable to foreign markets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well no other country makes good movies so maybe there's something to it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no other nation's cinema is relevant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Italy used to be cool

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous


    >cries about Americans
    euromutt moment

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even the soiest of redditor wouldn't buy these, truly awful editions.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a DVD without a POORgay CLASSICS label on it, just the original cover, you have to pay full retail price. It's been that way for movies and video games for as long as I can remember.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If you want a DVD without a POORgay CLASSICS label on it, just the original cover, you have to pay full retail price
      Or you just print the original cover and it costs less than a dollar?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >visual medium
    >people are mostly obsessed with quotes
    What more evidence do you need that literature is superior?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Americans

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these are literally repackaged for British sensibilities
    Brits have to have a cutesy little saying to go with everything

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought these were shirts at hot topic, the fact that they're DVDs makes it slightly better

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Americans"
    >money isn't measured in freedoms
    damn OP you dumb af fr ngl

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are those covers?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because memes

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