Why are Americans unable to understand this man?

Why are Americans unable to understand this man?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read his memoirs. Dude's high on his own supply.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the name of the memoirs goes pretty hard though

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the product of inbreeding.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HONEE BOO BOO

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aber ich kann ihn verstehen.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about the way he talks.
    It's like he's an alien or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as an ESL I must say that germans speaking english are particularly tiring to listen to compared to other accents

      >is...is that a...a jungle...?
      >oh my atheism...this is terrible...sometimes jungle animals eat...eat other jungle animals...
      >and the natives who live here...are so primitive..,and they don't mind the horrible nightmare all around them...

      reductionism like this just makes you look like a moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As a real American we all got together and we all think the same thing about you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >reductionism like this just makes you look like a moron
        Anon's post isn't reductionism, it's called parody. Stop trying to sound smart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's called "the gist of it", not reductionism, smartass. You are just mad I made fun of your idol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie, every esl is tiring to listen to. The only exception are russians.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, he does have a pretty thick accent

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is becoming more understandable

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized that after the "But Why?" the penguin turns its head back, looking at you, the viewer... deep.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's just like me fr fr ong

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr Gorbachev, I love you, can I zuck your wiener?
    what did he mean by this?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're human and he's a german

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lust provoking image
    Irrelevant time wasting question

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I’d such a calm, soothing voice as his.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We understand him just fine. The real question is if he understands himself

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s just another European with a savior complex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spotted the intellectual coward

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is...is that a...a jungle...?
    >oh my atheism...this is terrible...sometimes jungle animals eat...eat other jungle animals...
    >and the natives who live here...are so primitive..,and they don't mind the horrible nightmare all around them...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my atheism
      he's catholic though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Herzog has been described as an avowed atheist.[83]

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i liked him in taken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you mean Jack Reacher?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah sure, whatever. same thing

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    werner herzslop

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which Americans don't understand him? What don't they understand about him? What are you talking about?

    I'm American and I love his work. And I'm pretty sure most American filmgays share my sentiment.

    This actually just reminded me of something that happened a long time ago. I was at a cafe, and some random girl sat down next to me and immediately asked if I was into Werner Herzog. I didn't know much about him or his films at the time, but we ended up having a long conversation about different directors and films. She taught me a fun fact about Herzog: he briefly attended the same (American) University my dad went to, which also happened to be right down the street from the cafe.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    times you acted like Werner Herzog?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too based to be understood by the common plebeian

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His docu on Siberia was kino. What was it called? Happy People?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does a chimp not settle the goat and ride off the into the sunset of Death Valley or Monument Valley
    What did he mean by this?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want him to say “you vill eat ze bugz”

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    little dieter needs to fly was good when he made the guy get tied up again by the viet cong

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never forgive him for not releasing the grizzly man tapes

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