which Walken/Strieber instantly recognizes and decalres to be just another mind frick trick because we aren't meant to see the truth about them. so many people miss the point of that scene
That phenomenon has something to do with the way our brains function while sleeping. Like a kind of hypnosis. It only works when we are relaxed and asleep. Don't forget the abduction phenomenon didn't become frequent until we printed our brainwave pattern on the Voyager space probe... Because we're dumb.
Nope, they paralyze you with their sci-fi magic before you can do anything
There was this one Russian karate instructor who broke the conditioning and drop kicked a few before they froze him again
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Travis Walton did the same thing. He woke up and started screaming and throwing shit at the ayyas. They got spooped and slowly backed out of the room.
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There's a few accounts of that. One dude broke whatever paralysis was going on, socked a grey in the face and said it's whole appearance changed. Said its little slit mouth went crazy wide and was full of teeth.
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>One dude broke whatever paralysis was going on, socked a grey in the face and said it's whole appearance changed. Said its little slit mouth went crazy wide and was full of teeth
damn never heard this one. do you have any more info?
I remember reading one where a woman abductee was having a shitty day and was pissed off doing laundry when three greys come walking out of a portal in the laundry room. she's so fed up that she grabs the middle one by the throat and feels a pop. it's head rolls to the side, the other greys eyes get bigger (she said that was the only time she ever saw them display emotion) and they pick up the broken necked grey and back into the portal.
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Could it be that she made it up?
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>it turns out humans are the freakishly strong ayyliums capable of singlehandedly destroying entire squadrons with our bare hands if our enemies' tech fails
Feels fricking good to be the savage brute feared throughout the galaxy by low G twink ayylmaos. If our tech catches up with theirs we'll be unstoppable.
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Earth is about as big as a planet can be, with it still being possible to escape relatively easily. We need a booster, but we can do it. Any bigger and you'd need a Saturn V three-stage monster rocket just to reach low orbit. So spacefaring races are probably from lower-g worlds as a rule.
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Literally the same as the ayys in Dreamcatcher. What does King know?
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>What does King know?
Lots of things about constipation and delivering painful shit
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Yeah I read one abductee's supposed story where the guy was thinking of kicking the grey in the face the moment it got closer and the grey instantly backed up.
What's this about?
That literally every phenomena mankind has ever encountered (angels, demons, fairies, mythical creatures of old, the mothman, etc) are all the same beings fricking with us since the dawn of time.
Building off this, most abductees describe the movement of grays like that of a robotic creature. The most common word used is "marionette", like a puppet on strings.
Yeah greys being not entirely biological is one of the most accepted theories.
Same. The idea of a non-human intelligence that can get inside your home while you sleep and abduct you is still terrifying to me. The most spoopy part that people report is the fear they feel from watching these things move around. It's a weird little detail that is mentioned in some cases. The sight of an ayya is so unusual that the mind can hardly grasp it.
The spookiest part about abductions is how some alleged abductees will describe the event as the single most horrific thing that ever happened to them, how the aliens basically kidnapped, tortured, and raped them, but in the same breath will claim that the aliens are great and enlightened beings who only have our best interest at heart. That shit's fricking spooky.
Building off this, most abductees describe the movement of grays like that of a robotic creature. The most common word used is "marionette", like a puppet on strings.
I bet one is gonna tickle your feet tonight while you sleep and when you wake up its gonna pop its head out from the end of your bed and make the most terrifying noise you've ever heard. Their race calls it "doing a midnight toe tickle on humans" , they get a kick out of terrfying you to death.
They also do this thing while your taking a shower and your washing your face, well they pull back the shower curtain at the end of the shower and when you open your eyes their head is just peaking around the shower curtain staring at you.
I think these frickers look terrifying, but they have been oversaturated in pop culture.
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https://i.imgur.com/kKzXUVm.png
why are grey aliens so rare in sci fi? (OP) >greys are literally the only thing that legitimately scare me as a full grown adult
same. I was reading everything I could find about aliens and abductions back in the late 90s. there were times I literally could not open a door because I had psyched myself up so much that I just *knew* they were gonna be waiting on the other side.
give this a read:
https://www.pdfdrive.com/into-the-fringe-a-true-story-of-alien-abduction-e177764021.html
honestly I haven't read it in probably 20 years and I'm getting a sinking feeling in my guts remembering it.
Non-hot air balloon 'dirigibles' were demosntrated to Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War. The Sonoro Aero Club staffed conspicuously by the types of Germans that constituted fully one third the Union Army entirely, or nearabouts foreign born failed socialist revolutionaries was responsible for further 1970s-1890s sightings of such aircraft (see WALTER BOSELY's books for more). Thereafter the first major UFO sighting/crash was in Italy during the 1930s . . .
Ayylmaos betoken a powergap that is temporally insurmountable enough to signify a total beholdenness to an alien power, en par with the Aztec literally welcoming Cortez as the second coming of Quetzalcoatl, 'pale bearded ones'. The other half the problem is the cargo cultists, and in them the latent memory of pre-Diluvian BTFOness probably precipitated by such. Warhammer 40k is less implausible than it would seem at first glance.
Because Spielberg has sort of appropriated them and does not appreciate other people depicting them in ways he doesn't like. You should know that Spielberg takes grays VERY seriously and belives they monitor earth media productions.
because this shit is so stupid. its origin is so clearly a little kid in the 40s drawing off the top of their head what an alien might look like (just a person but with some weird proportions) it's laughable to picture the human coming up wit something that's supposed to be completely different to humans (literally alien) and coming up with this like those paintings of unseen to the artist animals that are just cats and dogs with different features, because they couldn't conceive outside the basis they know.
Lol at trying to convince some third party non-earth intelligence that humans didn't come up with the OP picture themselves. So fricking embarrassingly obvious
nta, but I feel that grays, just like the illuminati, are just a big CIA disinformation psi-op. They have done shit like that in the past. I do believe that aliens exist, but they are not little grey men with bug eyes
Why? They are usually short and have big heads, so you can kick them around easily.
https://i.imgur.com/kKzXUVm.png
why are grey aliens so rare in sci fi?
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greys are literally the only thing that legitimately scare me as a full grown adult
I think these frickers look terrifying, but they have been oversaturated in pop culture.
Just as the other anons said, they look kinda uncanny valley, especially the eyes.
That being said, the small greys look not as threatining, but the tall ones are legit scary.
If they are small midget with a big head, they are at least not physical threatening.
That being said, they are still scary, because you deal with an entity, that is far superior to you in terms of intellect.
It is a relation a human has to an ape. That relation is scary for humans, because we are undoubted the apex predators of our planet, mostly because of our intellect.
I also doubt they are psyops from glow Black folk, so many people saw them in ufo cases and I doubt they are all paid glow Black folk, or schizos.
Their phenotype also makes kinda sense, given the fact that they are probably highly intelligent beings that are millions of years more advanced than humans.
So why shouldn't they be big brained manlets with 0 hair and dark eyes.
>So why shouldn't they be big brained manlets with 0 hair and dark eyes.
They are a different species. Hair is evolved by mammals alone. They never had hair to begin with is what I think.
>it's laughable to picture the human coming up wit something that's supposed to be completely different to humans (literally alien)
Nice logic leap here, why do you assume they aren't related to humans? Bacteria from space are very similar to the ones on earth, because, well... earth is in the same universe, following the same phisics. By your logic other planets are bullshit because they're giant balls made of rocks like earth, so uninmaginative!
I bet you plebbitor imagine some alien made of thin air, now THAT'S a moronic kid imagination
It's building off the "little green man" trope, which is a lot older than that.
The greys start with the betty and barney hill case in 1961, coincidentally right after the airing of the Outer Limits episode The Belero Shield with picrel.
>coincidentally right after the airing of the Outer Limits episode The Belero Shield with picrel.
Don't forget the drugs explosion during the same period. Considering the "aliens" they describe (
Sundown Clown movie when?
), it's obvious that it was just some hippie boomer licking too much acid
The theory that they're just future humans from a timeline where transhumanism and israeli beauty standards took a firm hold is starting to make sense.
Or:
We both exist as planet dwellers that will never be able to see each other, both fantasizing about the dichotomy "only intelligent beings in the universe/ aliens are real"
The tech on humanity's end will eventually be good enough for interstellar travel. It's just that the other aliens might be dumb or rudimentary organisms who wouldn't even understand a human in any capacity.
>The tech on humanity's end will eventually be good enough for interstellar travel
You can't travel faster than light and no human crew will survive a billion year trip in a tin box. Sorry but that's how reality works
But then you must realize that life is totally unique to Earth. And that this fragile little planet is the only place intelligence exists. And that humans do nothing but kill and consume. The dominant form of all life is a monster that kills its own kind, drives other life forms into extinction, and thinks itself powerful. If we are the paragon of creation in the totality of this universe, then we are doomed.
Or no intelligent species is stupid enough to let one group of self-serving morons take over their whole world so everyone everywhere is just dealing with their own geopolitical landscape based on whatever fights they had on their rock in the past. Anyone stupid enough to give up competition in favor of unity commieblobs themselves into stagnation, starvation and death as soon as their ambition outstrips their ability. The universe is not a dark forest, it's a bleak yet beautiful, wide-spaced archipelago. If you make it to another island they'll just call you ugly and make fun of your culture before telling you to frick off back where you came from.
There's nothing I hate more than when Unsolved Mysteries wastes like an entire episode on bullshit ghost stories and they usually only have 1 segment on aliens.
I used to get sleep paralysis a lot when I was younger and had one really strong nightmare involving grays. Since then I've found that praying when I feel the paralysis coming on ends it right then and there.
Related in case anyone else finds it interesting/helpful:
https://dn790007.ca.archive.org/0/items/howtodefentyourselgayainstalienabductions/How%20To%20%20Defent%20Yourself%20Against%20Alien%20Abductions.pdf
that its, i'm sending a grey to give you the midnight toe tickle tonight. Be ready for the scariest night of your life. Or maybe i'll tell em to give you the shower scare.
Seeing Fourth Kind as a kid was really freaky. The implications and pure hopelessness associated with the narrative really helped make these aliens terrifying.
What are some good Ayylmao kinos? I think I have seen them all
The following ones are absolutely great >fire in the sky >phoenix forgotten >dark skies >signs >no one will save you >mcpherson tape
If that were the case, I would think we would possess more instinct into our final natural form. I think one of these explanations are the most likely fit... >A soul >Genetic material from ayyas >Valuable flesh for experimentation >Useful biological chemicals
Or maybe the ayyas seeded Earth with a creature they knew would overpopulate the planet because it was more capable of survival in preparation for a meal after a few million year long voyage. They put the Crock Pot on before they left for work... And when they pass back by this part of the galaxy, it's dinner time.
The remarkable parallels between modern Alien lore and stories about Fairies/Djinn/Demons, etc.
It argues that they're not really Aliens, but something ancient that's been fricking with us for a very long time
>Main character is a priest who lost his faith >His daughter is pure and innocent >She leaves glasses of blessed water around the house >First way to defeat the "aliens" was found in Jerusalem
Vallee makes the assertion that both sides of the UFO debate deliberately ignore evidence that doesn't favor them, so they both have to be wrong. For the DEBOONKERS side, they use whatever argument suits them regardless of how ridiculous it sounds (it was planet, bird, balloon, etc) while compelely ignoring actual physical evidence and witness corroboration. For the AYYLMAOs side, they completely ignore what Vallee regards to as the "absurdities." (ie intelligent species from lightyears away traveling to Earth and asking for water from a farmer) Because both groups ignore evidence, Vallee offers another solution: that aliens, demons, angels, spirits, ghosts, fairies, all of these are connected together in some sort of way and have been with humanity since the dawn of consciousness. He makes this assertion in his book Magonia, noting the similarities betwen modern UFO stories and ancient folklore fairy tales. This would explain the absurdities.
I like this
Why aren't there more movies about fricking up Greys bros
I fricking hate greys
I have to watch my wife Dever do it in No One Will Save You
>alienlet g(r)eys >buttfrick you with tech because they don't have a dick >big eyes like the ones of a dog caught taking a shit >supposed to be stealthy but everyone knows about them and they can't stay hidden for shit >Chad Mi-Go >put your head in a box so you can live for eternity >give you the sweet gift of insanity so you can know things that man wasn't meant to know >can detach and attach limbs as they need them >don't need no stinking spaceship to travel in space >made of based fungi, the thinking man lifeform type >smart, but not nerdy or pretentious like the geys >non-dickish colonists, they leave most natives in peace as long as they don't interfere with mining operations
They don't make sense to a viewer in a movie. There a biological mechanisms that click into place as the monster makes actions: xenomorphs hunting without eyes, The Thing sprouting random appendages in mismatched places, etc. In contrast y9uncould realistically fistfight a grey but they always use some unseen or not displayed tech to capture/subdue anyone, and it borders on "its magic bro, just trust me" that looks like an asspull.
Grey's need to be presented like demons in movies to work
>9 seasons of "the aliens are working together with the shadow goverment to take over earth&wipe out humanity&terraform it. >10th season, lol they have up because global warming
>hurr durr I take everything literally and I'm too moronic to understand the meaning of things
There are bacteria on other planets and flying rocks you mong
Aliens are actually our dark mirror universe doppelgangers. There is a version of our world in another dimension that is always in darkness and full of ruins. Every 17 years it shifts to create ruins of our current world to replace the older version. The greys are our ka, our souls. Part of us made out of darkness and despair. They want out of their fake world and into our own. They are the basis for myths of demons, ghosts and monsters.
The grey with think of as alien have managed to get out physically from the dark mirror. But they aren't really here/a part of this world. They can never be, but they still keep trying to find a way.
He was a working joe at the docks, but it was made clear that he was the best at his job. Can't have Cruise being a mediocre working man, kek. It's still Tom Cruise.
Not true. What about the birth scene, or the toy soldier coming to life? Or that hot babysitter getting naked?
That movie is actually full of great individual scenes, even if it never comes together as a whole.
>Lee kept repeating, "No, no, not the black one!" The sensation of the black one touching him was somehow cold and burning at the same time, and he felt as though he were vibrating.
>stays late fricking his gf and smoking weed >gets confronted by his mother when arriving home about red eyes and the time of arrival >'mom, it was the aliens'
classic Lee haha
Sci-fi is make believe. The truth has no place there. Notice the Star Trek crew are multi-ethnic, multi-gender, and multi-sexual? Notice how they all get on well and are best friends? Make believe. Therefore, greys are banned.
For me, it's the Michelin Man aliens. They have nowhere near the recognition of the grays but they've been sighted all over the world for decades and the descriptions are all fairly consistent.
hmm that is true. You hardly, if ever, see them represented in any sci-fi movies. In fact I can't even think of one movie with them in it. Maybe some of those sci-fi low budget movies in the 60's or something? i dunno, ET is the closest i can think of but he looked nothing like the greys.
You have no anus. You lack a complete digestive system. You are dependent on your masters nutrient broth. You will never take a shit, no matter how many anuses you probe. I'd rather be in a room full of migrants with liquid diarrhea then to smell your shittyskin.
nobody talks about the smelly ammonia they emit in movies total ugh!
The Greys are insidious buttholes. They also have an ass fetish, this is why they are always shoving things up people's butts. The only use they have for humans is to probe their elimination holes.
>"Aaaagh! Glip, what the hell?" >"Oh, shit! Are you okay? >"God, I looked right into your eyes. All I can see is spots. Why aren't you wearing your lenses?" >"Sorry, sorry! I was trying to peer into your nervous system and stimulate the part that gets your dick hard. Sit tight, I'll get the eye drops."
What's your favorite ayy lmao sighting? >Zimbabwe, 1994 >60 kids of varying ages spot a grey that landed >they interview every kid and asked what they saw >a couple drew pictures awell >every single kid draws the same looking alien and the same looking spaceship >years later they reinterview the same kids as adults >they still swear they saw an alien, even years later
Voronezh Landing is extremely bizarre >A bunch of young children are playing outside of the city when a spaceship lands >It's a nine foot tall, three eyed alien with a robot buddy >Just fricking zaps a kid who vanishes upon impact >Alien just flies away and the kid immediately reappears after >Residents still see the UFO flying around the area for days afterwards
I like the theory where grey aliens are just mis-formed memories of what doctors looked like to us when we were first born from our mother's wombs. The environment was also an operation room so it fits pretty well
I'm reading UFOs & Nukes and it's overwhelming. I had never heard about the bluish-green meteors that people would frequently report seeing just a day or two following bomb tests, apparently in the same areas of radiation fallout clouds
Ghost rockets period is among the most interesting, since most of the info comes from military personnel, complete with radar data and observations. The Greek side of the story brings many more questions into the case, as they were pressured by the Americans to drop research into it.
I got high as frick one time smoking weed all Sunday, then took molly with this chick I was banging at the time, when she left I was still so high that I could have sworn there was a gray alien outside my house in the yard trying to get in. I locked myself in my room and called her, all I could say was "the grays, the grays..."
Aliens used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. My mom used to always watch the alien documentary shows late at night, which were spooky as shit. The X Files theme used to freak me out and the Simpsons episode where mr burns is glowing in the woods was scary too. We also lived in the country and had frogs that would do a weird song every night that sounded like aliens talking. And
My dad refused to let me watch ET and looking back I think he was right. >Strange outsider makes friends with young boy >but the boy definitely can't tell his parents
Yeah I see Mr Spielberg
That guy is literally me after doing too much Klonopin (again).
I literally just took 2 grams of xanax wtf
according to Strieber the painting is of a female btw
The greys in the movie they made for this book were just wearing a disguise.
which Walken/Strieber instantly recognizes and decalres to be just another mind frick trick because we aren't meant to see the truth about them. so many people miss the point of that scene
Niles
I think these frickers look terrifying, but they have been oversaturated in pop culture.
greys are literally the only thing that legitimately scare me as a full grown adult
Why? They are usually short and have big heads, so you can kick them around easily.
>humans are skinny, frail and have no claws so you can tear them eas- ACK!
Yeah, tell that to the guys who have died from bear attacks.
Nope, they paralyze you with their sci-fi magic before you can do anything
That phenomenon has something to do with the way our brains function while sleeping. Like a kind of hypnosis. It only works when we are relaxed and asleep. Don't forget the abduction phenomenon didn't become frequent until we printed our brainwave pattern on the Voyager space probe... Because we're dumb.
There was this one Russian karate instructor who broke the conditioning and drop kicked a few before they froze him again
Travis Walton did the same thing. He woke up and started screaming and throwing shit at the ayyas. They got spooped and slowly backed out of the room.
There's a few accounts of that. One dude broke whatever paralysis was going on, socked a grey in the face and said it's whole appearance changed. Said its little slit mouth went crazy wide and was full of teeth.
>One dude broke whatever paralysis was going on, socked a grey in the face and said it's whole appearance changed. Said its little slit mouth went crazy wide and was full of teeth
damn never heard this one. do you have any more info?
I remember reading one where a woman abductee was having a shitty day and was pissed off doing laundry when three greys come walking out of a portal in the laundry room. she's so fed up that she grabs the middle one by the throat and feels a pop. it's head rolls to the side, the other greys eyes get bigger (she said that was the only time she ever saw them display emotion) and they pick up the broken necked grey and back into the portal.
Could it be that she made it up?
>it turns out humans are the freakishly strong ayyliums capable of singlehandedly destroying entire squadrons with our bare hands if our enemies' tech fails
Feels fricking good to be the savage brute feared throughout the galaxy by low G twink ayylmaos. If our tech catches up with theirs we'll be unstoppable.
Earth is about as big as a planet can be, with it still being possible to escape relatively easily. We need a booster, but we can do it. Any bigger and you'd need a Saturn V three-stage monster rocket just to reach low orbit. So spacefaring races are probably from lower-g worlds as a rule.
Literally the same as the ayys in Dreamcatcher. What does King know?
>What does King know?
Lots of things about constipation and delivering painful shit
Yeah I read one abductee's supposed story where the guy was thinking of kicking the grey in the face the moment it got closer and the grey instantly backed up.
That literally every phenomena mankind has ever encountered (angels, demons, fairies, mythical creatures of old, the mothman, etc) are all the same beings fricking with us since the dawn of time.
Yeah greys being not entirely biological is one of the most accepted theories.
Just invoke Jesus Christ and they'll let you go.
its because they're humans devoid of empathy and individuality (soul)
Same. The idea of a non-human intelligence that can get inside your home while you sleep and abduct you is still terrifying to me. The most spoopy part that people report is the fear they feel from watching these things move around. It's a weird little detail that is mentioned in some cases. The sight of an ayya is so unusual that the mind can hardly grasp it.
The spookiest part about abductions is how some alleged abductees will describe the event as the single most horrific thing that ever happened to them, how the aliens basically kidnapped, tortured, and raped them, but in the same breath will claim that the aliens are great and enlightened beings who only have our best interest at heart. That shit's fricking spooky.
Building off this, most abductees describe the movement of grays like that of a robotic creature. The most common word used is "marionette", like a puppet on strings.
I bet one is gonna tickle your feet tonight while you sleep and when you wake up its gonna pop its head out from the end of your bed and make the most terrifying noise you've ever heard. Their race calls it "doing a midnight toe tickle on humans" , they get a kick out of terrfying you to death.
They also do this thing while your taking a shower and your washing your face, well they pull back the shower curtain at the end of the shower and when you open your eyes their head is just peaking around the shower curtain staring at you.
Because the rectal probes?
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why are grey aliens so rare in sci fi? (OP)
>greys are literally the only thing that legitimately scare me as a full grown adult
same. I was reading everything I could find about aliens and abductions back in the late 90s. there were times I literally could not open a door because I had psyched myself up so much that I just *knew* they were gonna be waiting on the other side.
give this a read:
https://www.pdfdrive.com/into-the-fringe-a-true-story-of-alien-abduction-e177764021.html
honestly I haven't read it in probably 20 years and I'm getting a sinking feeling in my guts remembering it.
I loved looking through these crazy ass books in the fringe section of bookstores as a kid.
yeah it has become parody of itself nobody is gonna take it seriously
Then do not watch Communion
Same, the ayy meme has helped me cope though.
this has to be satire at this point. how in the frick can you be scared by sth this goofy-looking?
We don't want to be seen yet. I mean, they don't want to be seen yet.
I've seen them in plenty of shit
yeah but you're not a zoomer so you don't count boomer grandpa ur just an NPC
I don't get why people find these kind of aliens scary
It's something subconscious in our human brains from 1000s of years ago
They're just uncanny valley demon-looking otherworldly dwarves, I wonder why people don't like them
unwanted anal sex
Non-hot air balloon 'dirigibles' were demosntrated to Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War. The Sonoro Aero Club staffed conspicuously by the types of Germans that constituted fully one third the Union Army entirely, or nearabouts foreign born failed socialist revolutionaries was responsible for further 1970s-1890s sightings of such aircraft (see WALTER BOSELY's books for more). Thereafter the first major UFO sighting/crash was in Italy during the 1930s . . .
Ayylmaos betoken a powergap that is temporally insurmountable enough to signify a total beholdenness to an alien power, en par with the Aztec literally welcoming Cortez as the second coming of Quetzalcoatl, 'pale bearded ones'. The other half the problem is the cargo cultists, and in them the latent memory of pre-Diluvian BTFOness probably precipitated by such. Warhammer 40k is less implausible than it would seem at first glance.
there was a grey alien in stargate I think
yeah but theyre the good guys
in the stargate movie it was the villain
Which are more kino, short greys or tall greys?
tall ones are a lot more intimidating
short for fun hijinks long for serious shenanigans
Fire in the Sky and Communion are kino.
Communion is kind of shit honestly.
Communion is pure kino
Most of the actors in communion are shit and drag it down. Walken and the abduction scenes are kino.
No, it's great.
Dark Skies too
Fire in the Sky is fricking awful other than the abduction scene, which is great.
Communion is incredible and underrated, can't believe it has a 5/10 on imdb
rewatch it
Because Spielberg has sort of appropriated them and does not appreciate other people depicting them in ways he doesn't like. You should know that Spielberg takes grays VERY seriously and belives they monitor earth media productions.
kick up the arse
40 parsecs and a mule
because this shit is so stupid. its origin is so clearly a little kid in the 40s drawing off the top of their head what an alien might look like (just a person but with some weird proportions) it's laughable to picture the human coming up wit something that's supposed to be completely different to humans (literally alien) and coming up with this like those paintings of unseen to the artist animals that are just cats and dogs with different features, because they couldn't conceive outside the basis they know.
Lol at trying to convince some third party non-earth intelligence that humans didn't come up with the OP picture themselves. So fricking embarrassingly obvious
wow you're so clever anon
are you going to try to tell me that 70% of American posters don't think these are 'probably' out there?
nta, but I feel that grays, just like the illuminati, are just a big CIA disinformation psi-op. They have done shit like that in the past. I do believe that aliens exist, but they are not little grey men with bug eyes
Just as the other anons said, they look kinda uncanny valley, especially the eyes.
That being said, the small greys look not as threatining, but the tall ones are legit scary.
If they are small midget with a big head, they are at least not physical threatening.
That being said, they are still scary, because you deal with an entity, that is far superior to you in terms of intellect.
It is a relation a human has to an ape. That relation is scary for humans, because we are undoubted the apex predators of our planet, mostly because of our intellect.
I also doubt they are psyops from glow Black folk, so many people saw them in ufo cases and I doubt they are all paid glow Black folk, or schizos.
Their phenotype also makes kinda sense, given the fact that they are probably highly intelligent beings that are millions of years more advanced than humans.
So why shouldn't they be big brained manlets with 0 hair and dark eyes.
>So why shouldn't they be big brained manlets with 0 hair and dark eyes.
They are a different species. Hair is evolved by mammals alone. They never had hair to begin with is what I think.
A lot of accounts say the grey alien look is a disguise of some kind and they can change at the drop of a hat. Those accounts fascinate me.
Unrelated, but I wish we had some kino about either of the Kentucky goblins stories.
America has too many brown aliens to worry about the Grey ones
You are wrong on so many levels you couldn't even imagine. Now go back to plebbit
Shhhh, they aren’t ready for the Lam pill
These morons aren't ready for that. They still think aliens are from other planets like in the cool scifi movies they watch.
Did you spor the Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge hidden inside the drawing?
Nice catch anon, I can only see the tree over his megamind 5th head, where's the other one?
>it's laughable to picture the human coming up wit something that's supposed to be completely different to humans (literally alien)
Nice logic leap here, why do you assume they aren't related to humans? Bacteria from space are very similar to the ones on earth, because, well... earth is in the same universe, following the same phisics. By your logic other planets are bullshit because they're giant balls made of rocks like earth, so uninmaginative!
I bet you plebbitor imagine some alien made of thin air, now THAT'S a moronic kid imagination
>Bacteria from space
It was actually Josef Mengele creating mutant children for Stalin to cause panic in the US.
Cinemaphile is already in communication with the greys and telling them to FRICK OFF WE'RE FULL
Rude.
It's building off the "little green man" trope, which is a lot older than that.
The greys start with the betty and barney hill case in 1961, coincidentally right after the airing of the Outer Limits episode The Belero Shield with picrel.
>coincidentally right after the airing of the Outer Limits episode The Belero Shield with picrel.
Don't forget the drugs explosion during the same period. Considering the "aliens" they describe (
), it's obvious that it was just some hippie boomer licking too much acid
I completely agree with you anon
>rare
Are they?
all creative strength related to grey aliens was put into Jiren
>gee its such a unique design i wonder where they got it from, ayys must just be real
>science FICTION has to be real
the absolute state of Cinemaphile
Weren't the og greys just evolved humans
It's bevause they're racist and got canceled. Picrelated
that was a weird episode
You are lightyears behind anon
>inb4 plebbitor mad because it's not a time size
The theory that they're just future humans from a timeline where transhumanism and israeli beauty standards took a firm hold is starting to make sense.
They dont have noses tho? Get your theories straight first you dumb b***h
Baskin Rogers is grey.
I don't believe in shit like ghosts, but Aliens seem like they are likely real.
They either exist or we're alone in the universe and both possibilities send a shiver up my ass
This. Try to forget about that... The more you think about it, the more existential dread your gunna feel.
Or:
We both exist as planet dwellers that will never be able to see each other, both fantasizing about the dichotomy "only intelligent beings in the universe/ aliens are real"
The tech on humanity's end will eventually be good enough for interstellar travel. It's just that the other aliens might be dumb or rudimentary organisms who wouldn't even understand a human in any capacity.
>The tech on humanity's end will eventually be good enough for interstellar travel
You can't travel faster than light and no human crew will survive a billion year trip in a tin box. Sorry but that's how reality works
Ok so travel at half the speed of light. It's still not that long to get around the local area.
There would be nothing more comfortable than being alone in the universe. No threats.
But then you must realize that life is totally unique to Earth. And that this fragile little planet is the only place intelligence exists. And that humans do nothing but kill and consume. The dominant form of all life is a monster that kills its own kind, drives other life forms into extinction, and thinks itself powerful. If we are the paragon of creation in the totality of this universe, then we are doomed.
Holy reddit.
We're doomed anyway
Oh, thank God... Now I don't have to worry about my outstanding credit card debt.
That's how the whole universe works you dumbass.
Why would being alone scare you?
Or no intelligent species is stupid enough to let one group of self-serving morons take over their whole world so everyone everywhere is just dealing with their own geopolitical landscape based on whatever fights they had on their rock in the past. Anyone stupid enough to give up competition in favor of unity commieblobs themselves into stagnation, starvation and death as soon as their ambition outstrips their ability. The universe is not a dark forest, it's a bleak yet beautiful, wide-spaced archipelago. If you make it to another island they'll just call you ugly and make fun of your culture before telling you to frick off back where you came from.
There's nothing I hate more than when Unsolved Mysteries wastes like an entire episode on bullshit ghost stories and they usually only have 1 segment on aliens.
Ghosts are real though
We prefer blue ones.
The green ones are the ones you have to worry about
Greens are good for you. Greys/whites are little pieces of shit who will probe Uranus.
>Greens are good for you
I dunno about that m8
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Friendly reminder that the greys in B5 are called the Streib.
More like the Sneid
this
greens are funny little guys
greys are fricking spooky
>Show me what you got!
Vamp?
Would be a lot hotter if the dude was a femboy tbqhwy
And what of the good Lyrians?
James Cameron devoted the rest of his career to worshipping these for a crumb of Lyrian pussy
He will be the chosen one that will open the path for the rest of us
I used to get sleep paralysis a lot when I was younger and had one really strong nightmare involving grays. Since then I've found that praying when I feel the paralysis coming on ends it right then and there.
Related in case anyone else finds it interesting/helpful:
https://dn790007.ca.archive.org/0/items/howtodefentyourselgayainstalienabductions/How%20To%20%20Defent%20Yourself%20Against%20Alien%20Abductions.pdf
Placebo. Simply relaxing also ends it.
How horrible
zendaya and tom holland
Anyone else think they look way too much like Asian people
there's a very real possibility we're the result of aliens having sex with primates so you never know
grays can't have sex they defecate from the skin that is why they smell like amonia
that its, i'm sending a grey to give you the midnight toe tickle tonight. Be ready for the scariest night of your life. Or maybe i'll tell em to give you the shower scare.
They smell like sulfur because they are demons.
Grays? More like gays. They were only cool in Mass Effect.
>letting Kaidan die because you wanted to bone Ashley
I seriously hope you guys didn't do this.
Because these days anyone looking at them just goes "ayylmao". Also they'll permanently be associated with low budget trash.
I fricking hate Greys, bros
Replace the little blue one on the left with a subtle Apu edit
I only know Reptilian, Grey, and Nord.
What a beautiful mixed race family!
I like the blue one
reminder that "aliens" are actually demons
ok m. night
Seeing Fourth Kind as a kid was really freaky. The implications and pure hopelessness associated with the narrative really helped make these aliens terrifying.
I re watched recently and it doesn't hold up well, The director is a legit sperg. It was great as a kid thinking it was all real footage though.
This. It's not very rewatchable. But they did a gud job of making it creepy.
What are some good Ayylmao kinos? I think I have seen them all
The following ones are absolutely great
>fire in the sky
>phoenix forgotten
>dark skies
>signs
>no one will save you
>mcpherson tape
I haven't watched this, but it looks interesting.
Communion is really good but I wouldn’t call it scary
Close encounters of the 3rd kind (1977)
Get Greypilled.
Bob Lazar did say that the ayyas refer to human as 'containers'... It's a shame the documents he had access to didn't elaborate on that.
>containers
>soul "harvesting"
What if we are just alien embryos, developing our mind until death, when we are transformed in naked grey manlets?
We're fragments of divine consciousness on a path to enlightenment and ayys are jannies sent to meddle with the process
If that were the case, I would think we would possess more instinct into our final natural form. I think one of these explanations are the most likely fit...
>A soul
>Genetic material from ayyas
>Valuable flesh for experimentation
>Useful biological chemicals
Or maybe the ayyas seeded Earth with a creature they knew would overpopulate the planet because it was more capable of survival in preparation for a meal after a few million year long voyage. They put the Crock Pot on before they left for work... And when they pass back by this part of the galaxy, it's dinner time.
What's this about?
The remarkable parallels between modern Alien lore and stories about Fairies/Djinn/Demons, etc.
It argues that they're not really Aliens, but something ancient that's been fricking with us for a very long time
The "aliens" in the movie sings where actually demons.
>Main character is a priest who lost his faith
>His daughter is pure and innocent
>She leaves glasses of blessed water around the house
>First way to defeat the "aliens" was found in Jerusalem
>Ummmm actually they're aliens, chuddy
>but something ancient that's been fricking with us for a very long time
like Solaris?
Vallee makes the assertion that both sides of the UFO debate deliberately ignore evidence that doesn't favor them, so they both have to be wrong. For the DEBOONKERS side, they use whatever argument suits them regardless of how ridiculous it sounds (it was planet, bird, balloon, etc) while compelely ignoring actual physical evidence and witness corroboration. For the AYYLMAOs side, they completely ignore what Vallee regards to as the "absurdities." (ie intelligent species from lightyears away traveling to Earth and asking for water from a farmer) Because both groups ignore evidence, Vallee offers another solution: that aliens, demons, angels, spirits, ghosts, fairies, all of these are connected together in some sort of way and have been with humanity since the dawn of consciousness. He makes this assertion in his book Magonia, noting the similarities betwen modern UFO stories and ancient folklore fairy tales. This would explain the absurdities.
I like this
Why aren't there more movies about fricking up Greys bros
I fricking hate greys
I have to watch my wife Dever do it in No One Will Save You
Check out a movie called Altered.
>alienlet g(r)eys
>buttfrick you with tech because they don't have a dick
>big eyes like the ones of a dog caught taking a shit
>supposed to be stealthy but everyone knows about them and they can't stay hidden for shit
>Chad Mi-Go
>put your head in a box so you can live for eternity
>give you the sweet gift of insanity so you can know things that man wasn't meant to know
>can detach and attach limbs as they need them
>don't need no stinking spaceship to travel in space
>made of based fungi, the thinking man lifeform type
>smart, but not nerdy or pretentious like the geys
>non-dickish colonists, they leave most natives in peace as long as they don't interfere with mining operations
>steals your DNA to become a muscular chadlien
>steals your DNA
That's just their cope for covering up that all the grey women got HUMANED.
well that's still stealing DNA
Kill Greys
Behead Greys
Kick Greys between the legs even though they're genderless freaks
Punt their adolescent worms into a dumpster
They don't make sense to a viewer in a movie. There a biological mechanisms that click into place as the monster makes actions: xenomorphs hunting without eyes, The Thing sprouting random appendages in mismatched places, etc. In contrast y9uncould realistically fistfight a grey but they always use some unseen or not displayed tech to capture/subdue anyone, and it borders on "its magic bro, just trust me" that looks like an asspull.
Grey's need to be presented like demons in movies to work
can't a grey just play baseball in peace
Name of movie?
x-files season 6 episode 19
>9 seasons of "the aliens are working together with the shadow goverment to take over earth&wipe out humanity&terraform it.
>10th season, lol they have up because global warming
Isn't that the same season that Smoking Man came back to life as a moustache twirling villain seeking to take over the world?
Think so, it has been a long time since i watched the show.
>hurr durr I take everything literally and I'm too moronic to understand the meaning of things
There are bacteria on other planets and flying rocks you mong
[CITATION NOT FOUND]
>SSSSSAAAUUUCCCCEEEE!!!!!!
Plebbit is down the hall and to the left
>he doesn't understand a simple periphrasis for asteroids and comets
Room temperature IQ moron confirmed
>Flying rocks
Communion spooked me out the most.
One of the spookiest scenes in a movie I have ever seen.
It might have been because Christopher Walken is just spooky in of himself too.
I hate that painting. There is something lurking in the doorway
That's the intention, the universal fear of something in the dark. The dog reacting like it senses something just adds to it.
The face is terrifying but the nonchalant way he reacts to it always pissed me off. If that happened to anyone IRL your blood would turn into ice.
Aliens are actually our dark mirror universe doppelgangers. There is a version of our world in another dimension that is always in darkness and full of ruins. Every 17 years it shifts to create ruins of our current world to replace the older version. The greys are our ka, our souls. Part of us made out of darkness and despair. They want out of their fake world and into our own. They are the basis for myths of demons, ghosts and monsters.
The grey with think of as alien have managed to get out physically from the dark mirror. But they aren't really here/a part of this world. They can never be, but they still keep trying to find a way.
Shit take. But more imaginative and well written than any post 2015 Hollywood script. I will watch your Asylum studio movie.
Don’t act like you’re not using the term ka because you played Death Stranding recently. I know you hadn’t read up on Egyptian lore before that
For me, War of the Worlds by Spielberg was kino. Maverick did a great job pretending to be a dad.
It's a good movie.
He was a working joe at the docks, but it was made clear that he was the best at his job. Can't have Cruise being a mediocre working man, kek. It's still Tom Cruise.
In actuality there are many bizarre looking entities related to UFOs, nor do the UFOs share a uniform appearance. They've got all kinds.
i don't know what this is, but it's dope
Cryptid
Pascagoula abductors
Stargate had grey aliens, but they where the good guys.
Thor was a based little bastard
i loved it when he raised his finger at the senator to correct him
This, the greys are good guys as far as i'm concerned
They were morons for wanting to anhero instead of fighting the Ori.
Spooky as frick, what is this from?
read the filename.
It's the only good scene of the whole film btw
Not true. What about the birth scene, or the toy soldier coming to life? Or that hot babysitter getting naked?
That movie is actually full of great individual scenes, even if it never comes together as a whole.
>no change since 1990
We've gotten incredibly boring as a people.
either that or the grays are real and we're not making stuff up, but instead copying reality.
Nice proof that aliens are not real. Because otherwise it would mean that Earth sees more traffic than Heathrow on busy day
So basically a bunch of schizo shit except the greys who are the more consistent and recurrent type
>mothman
>literally an owl
They didn't call him owlman because it would hace beeb too obvious that it's bullshit
I remember just looking for pics of owls
What do you mean?
What is this one?
A weird Pokemon
Rapulon from the Rape nebula
Sundown Clown movie when?
Sandown* Clown
actual lynchian kino, we need more weird paranormal shit like this in fiction
Favourite Abduction cases?
This is probably mine:
http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case354.htm
>Lee kept repeating, "No, no, not the black one!" The sensation of the black one touching him was somehow cold and burning at the same time, and he felt as though he were vibrating.
>stays late fricking his gf and smoking weed
>gets confronted by his mother when arriving home about red eyes and the time of arrival
>'mom, it was the aliens'
classic Lee haha
I like the multiple cases from Brazil where guys were abducted and forced to frick hot female aliens over and over again until they got knocked up.
I can't takw it seriously wirh so msny fricking typos, ffs
The Wisconsin one, where alien midgets gave a farmer a bunch of pancakes in exchange for a bucket of water
Were the pancakes good?
Antonio La Rubia
For me, it's the Pascagoula abduction.
The grays are too funny to do sci do movies. They work better in comedy like American Dad
Aliens are real
That's fricking steam.
Dunno, they keep walking into my house tho
I sure am glad I watched that scary video before the year ended!
Look at that strut! Are u sure he didn’t just get done probing your wife?
they're not though?
Because they're only spooky when they stand still and stare at you. The more they move and get screen time the more ridiculous they become.
Is Duane Barry the spookiest depiction of the greys on screen?
I'd say yes.
This animation is pretty cool
What are they doing to Chris Chan?
das ding
Sci-fi is make believe. The truth has no place there. Notice the Star Trek crew are multi-ethnic, multi-gender, and multi-sexual? Notice how they all get on well and are best friends? Make believe. Therefore, greys are banned.
Gray alienas are too implausible. Their eyes would intersect and leave very little room for a brain.
>Their eyes would intersect and leave very little room for a brain
oh, believe me there's more than enough room for brain in an alien's head...
>start rewatching xfiles.
>start getting nightmares about grey aliens
And then i go nope and stop watching.
For me, it's the Michelin Man aliens. They have nowhere near the recognition of the grays but they've been sighted all over the world for decades and the descriptions are all fairly consistent.
How about the silver robot guys?
Can I hug them?
I could literally HEEM any alien
Aliens would heem you and make you their slave
Spindly little SHITS are no match for me, I'd snap their arms like twiglets
Nope.
They have mind control tech, you would be powerless to do anything.
they have the wrong politics
forgot pic
hmm that is true. You hardly, if ever, see them represented in any sci-fi movies. In fact I can't even think of one movie with them in it. Maybe some of those sci-fi low budget movies in the 60's or something? i dunno, ET is the closest i can think of but he looked nothing like the greys.
You have no anus. You lack a complete digestive system. You are dependent on your masters nutrient broth. You will never take a shit, no matter how many anuses you probe. I'd rather be in a room full of migrants with liquid diarrhea then to smell your shittyskin.
nobody talks about the smelly ammonia they emit in movies total ugh!
>nobody talks about the smelly ammonia they emit in movies total ugh!
That's just their demonic interdimensional stench
Are grays nazis?
(me)
that name was for another thread, I forgot to remove it lolol
He looks like I feel after taking shrooms.
The Greys are insidious buttholes. They also have an ass fetish, this is why they are always shoving things up people's butts. The only use they have for humans is to probe their elimination holes.
the point of sci fi is to portray things that aren't real and greys are very much real.
Need ayy gf kino
>"Aaaagh! Glip, what the hell?"
>"Oh, shit! Are you okay?
>"God, I looked right into your eyes. All I can see is spots. Why aren't you wearing your lenses?"
>"Sorry, sorry! I was trying to peer into your nervous system and stimulate the part that gets your dick hard. Sit tight, I'll get the eye drops."
What's your favorite ayy lmao sighting?
>Zimbabwe, 1994
>60 kids of varying ages spot a grey that landed
>they interview every kid and asked what they saw
>a couple drew pictures awell
>every single kid draws the same looking alien and the same looking spaceship
>years later they reinterview the same kids as adults
>they still swear they saw an alien, even years later
Voronezh Landing is extremely bizarre
>A bunch of young children are playing outside of the city when a spaceship lands
>It's a nine foot tall, three eyed alien with a robot buddy
>Just fricking zaps a kid who vanishes upon impact
>Alien just flies away and the kid immediately reappears after
>Residents still see the UFO flying around the area for days afterwards
What would be the benefit of coming clean if you had faked a UFO story?
If I met aliens they would think I was cool and make me a sergeant or captain of the alien fleet
I like the theory where grey aliens are just mis-formed memories of what doctors looked like to us when we were first born from our mother's wombs. The environment was also an operation room so it fits pretty well
All colors Sam need a movie
He sounds like a good lonely chap
New Fear Unlocked
The 4th Kind, watch it and get spooked
A JRPG that I'm playing surprisingly brought up the topics of the Fermin Paradox and the Dark Forest theory, which I didn't know about
I think I saw one of the Nordics at walmart.
to keep up their appeal
I'm reading UFOs & Nukes and it's overwhelming. I had never heard about the bluish-green meteors that people would frequently report seeing just a day or two following bomb tests, apparently in the same areas of radiation fallout clouds
Ghost rockets period is among the most interesting, since most of the info comes from military personnel, complete with radar data and observations. The Greek side of the story brings many more questions into the case, as they were pressured by the Americans to drop research into it.
I got high as frick one time smoking weed all Sunday, then took molly with this chick I was banging at the time, when she left I was still so high that I could have sworn there was a gray alien outside my house in the yard trying to get in. I locked myself in my room and called her, all I could say was "the grays, the grays..."
Aliens used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. My mom used to always watch the alien documentary shows late at night, which were spooky as shit. The X Files theme used to freak me out and the Simpsons episode where mr burns is glowing in the woods was scary too. We also lived in the country and had frogs that would do a weird song every night that sounded like aliens talking. And
Are you me? I was even scared of E.T. as a kid kek
My dad refused to let me watch ET and looking back I think he was right.
>Strange outsider makes friends with young boy
>but the boy definitely can't tell his parents
Yeah I see Mr Spielberg
Same. X-Files theme used to scare me as frick, but I couldn't stop watching. I was closing my eyes every time I thought a grey was going to show up.
Instead of little grey men, what about tall blue cats?
No One Will Save You(2023) has greys and it's a good movie
Truly futuristic has to afford some room for camp, and the camp for some room for gravity.
Greys know when you are thinking about them. Stop thinking about them right now.