Why are Moxxie and Millie the only good straight couple in the modern cartoon era?

Why are Moxxie and Millie the only good straight couple in the modern cartoon era?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they're both frickable, next question

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When will we get The Conjuring: The Animated Series?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        9/12/24, an episode released weekly with the season finale on halloween

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know, if this was a franchise in the 80s/early 90s, I could totally see it getting an animated series in the mid/late 90s. That sort of stuff was very common back then.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Agree

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moxxie isn't frickable

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're from hell

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What other hetero couple we have in moder media, Beth and Jerry, Hunter and Willow???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Beth and Jerry
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Frick them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah pretty much that, they're awful, i can't think on a recent good one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Callum and Rayla
      Mermista and Seahawk
      Entrapta and Hordak
      Glimmer and Bow
      Jayce and Mel
      Mark and Amber
      Percy and Vex
      Vax and Keyleth
      Steven and Connie
      Jesse and Lake (frick you it counts)
      Sprig and Ivy
      Hedgehog and Max
      Qrow and Robyn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't OP said modern like current one, all those are from shows that already ended

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rayla and Callum though?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Robyn and Qrow from RWBY being the presumably end result was ironically queer-baiting since Qrow had much better emotional chemistry with Clover and Ironwood. Something about masculine men having a relationship is not promoted that much in western works.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Entrapta and Hordak
        Those two are a couple? I though they were just friends

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard to say how much I hate these.

        >callum and Rayla
        Callum as been emasculated so thoroughly that he's accepted his place as an orbiter. Rayla does whatever she wants and knows she can smile at him and he'll just start following along again. He's literally forced to tears multiple times in the last season because she doesn't actually care about him, just his orbit around her.

        >percy and vex
        Nothing in that series is good, lmao.

        >jessie and lake
        Perhaps the only thing you've said that isn't moronic.

        Presented without comment:
        >sprig and ivy
        >hedgehog and max
        >jayce and mel
        >steven and connie

        >qrow and robyn
        This is the worst piece of writing in the entire series. Like unironically - and it's not even a real thing you're just assuming/projecting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These two are still going strong.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Linda is the best!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because thats the joke

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Millie needing to pee in public while Moxxie holds her hand tighter with every request to 'go' and keeps buying her drinks and stuff haha

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Um actually Moxxie’s bi so check ur fukn privilege

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OK?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, remember Fine Bros.?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Good
    Lmao
    >Wifey speaks for him
    >Can't stand for himself without wifey
    >Wifey cucks him daily
    >Wifey pegs him
    Why is Cinemaphile so full of cucks?

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