Why are Superman fans so pathetic?

Why are Superman fans so pathetic?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get the perfect Superman movie.
    >Moan like bitches.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That costume looks like it was bedazzled.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect Superman movie
      >he breaks a guys neck after destroying a city

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh do you prefer Superman 2, where Clark kills Zod and then immediately tries talking up Lois?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think people actually prefer good Superman Movies. Probably why Thor: Dark World crept up on MoS.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clark doesn’t kill Zod in Superman II

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah he does. He needs to go back in time to undo it.
            Death means nothing to the callous Superman of 1978 (1980).

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are greatly misremembering and getting your facts mixed up
              Superman (1978) ending: Lois dies in a nuclear strike, Superman reverses time to prevent it
              Superman (1980) ending: Zod and co get depowered and arrested by regular law enforcement

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Superman turns back time in the sequel, too.
                You're remembering the TV release.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                no

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Yes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you doubling down on this? he does not reverse time in the sequel. he reverses time in the first movie.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know you can Google this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >google it
                >wow I'm right and you're wrong
                Cool, thanks anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kill

                Yourself

                You are doing this on purpose.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >donner cut
                >using a direct-to-DVD, patchwork director's cut of the second movie to make a point
                There's no way you didn't know that was a disingenuous argument, so either you're really into shitposting or you're THAT much of a slavish Snyder fanboy. Either way, you're pretty pitiful

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry anon. In the theatrical cut, Zod just died and was never brought back. In the TV cut, that came later, yeah Zod survived, sometimes. Depending on the channel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TV cut
                I'm not sure why you're bringing this up...it's not like Walter Sobchack was meant to say "Find a stranger in the Alps".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because you keep referring to one cut of the movie where Superman doesn't go back in time, then brush off anon talking about a more extended cut in which Superman does go back in time.
                All just to ignore that in the original movie Zod dies and no time travel saves him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Probably because you keep referring to one cut of the movie where Superman doesn't go back in time
                The official theatrical cut that the studio released, yes. It's quite reasonable to accept this as the canon story. If anything, it's up to you and anon to explain why a:
                >slapdash, direct-to-video cut
                >by a director who was fired from the original project
                >and, by said director's admission, still does not fully realize his intended vision
                Should be considered a valid source for the film's plot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The official theatrical cut that the studio released, yes. It's quite reasonable to accept this as the canon story. If anything, it's up to you and anon to explain why a:
                Well then. Guess that settles it. Zod died in Superman 2.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, I didn't see his corpse, and no acknowledgement of his ceasing to be, unlike Snyderman...but if that's your perspective, I will let you have it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then… what the hell is this?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it's okay you see because Superman turns back time and so Zod doesn't die. Understand that it's perfectly fine to kill people as long as you can undo it. Death doesn't matter, and Superman should behave as such. It's completely and totally normal, and human, to start romancing up your love interest after killing a guy.
              It's sooo weird for you to scream and anguish afterwards and cling to her for support in a moment of weakness. No one would act that way after killing someone else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bros like why didn't Superman just politely ask the genocidal maniac to fight somewhere outside the city?
        >bros like why did Superman kill the genocidal maniac who was also a super soldier and was slowly becoming stronger than Superman?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman literally dragged the fight to smallville don't tell he doesn't pick the dance floor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zod goes to the Kent farm for Joe El’s ship
            >Threatens his mom (and the Earth)
            >Superman gets mad
            >Is also fighting 2 other people who’ve spent their whole lives training and being soldiers for the first time
            >Gets reasonably overwhelmed
            The Smallville criticism is somewhat reasonable, but blaming Superman for Metropolis is bullshit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no, a character and story have real stakes and moral ambiguity how terrible.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heroes don't kill Superman can never kill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superdaddyfags deserve moron Superman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Black Superman isn't happening. Snyder and Cavill forever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lex Luthor real estate scheme
      no.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF everything had been the same but Zod had been sucked into the phantom zone or committed suicide out of despair things would have been better. Superman doesn't kill no exceptions, regardless of context, full stop. That's literally the only standard you have to meet to make a tolerable Superman and they fucked it up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that'd be a dumb cop-out ending so forced it'd make Aniken look weak.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Anakin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >symbol of hope
      >movie is almost black and white
      lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man, almost like it represents that he's a beacon in a dark world, but you're too inauthentic to recognize that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clark is moody and dreary like the rest of the world. He's no light at the end of the tunnel in this movie.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's serious and treats the end of the world with the respect it deserves.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's still not a beacon of hope in the film and all his actions just make the world worst. If you conflate moody distance with being serious a respectful, I don't know want to tell you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >worst
                It's worse.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually would like a Superman movie which has a kind of dark "grounded" type aesthetic, but with the Superman character himself as a bright saturated character, contrasted from his surroundings.
            But yeah, Man Of Steel is just a depressing movie with a depressing take on Superman

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This, Actually have the people around him be cynical but through his actions be brings the best out of everyone by just being himself.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know that could be good, but I'd like a scene where his brightness sort of infects everyone else. Kind of like the Pleasantville movie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass cope, keep grittiness to Batman, Superman stories are supposed to make you feel good

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of the Smallville actors were that bad. They shouldn't have made Superman Returns or Man Of Steel, they should have instead started a movie series that spins off of Smallville with Tom Welling as Superman
            Too late now...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Facts, too bad Welling didn't want to be immortalized as Superman even in Smallville

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >basketball costume

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MAN OF MURDER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect Superman movie
      >acts nothing like Superman
      explain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You serious?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As serious as Zod's snapped neck

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I'm so sorry. I had no idea you were retarded.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're misunderstanding me, I think Snyder is a hack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder fans are even worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get the perfect Superman movie.
      >Moan like bitches.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supergays wish Superman is as popular as Batman but that is a reality that's no longer possible. Superman is a updated and irrelevant relic of the past while Batman is continuing to innovate.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Superman haters so insecure?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's been plenty, not to mention countless animated adaptation
    it's time to give characters who aren't boring cunts a chance

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because we've been raped for the past 25 years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legitimately. Star Trek fans get treated better than Superman fans

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HiTop is a massively pretentious gay so don't listen to his opinion. I stopped following him after he had an absolutely hysterical and whiny reaction to Far From Home of all things

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Spider-Man: Far From Home Broke My Heart
      "
      >waaaaa mcu movie #49302 is formulaic! woe is me!

      >not muh artistic mcu film!

      christ. ive never seen someone ween so hard over a fucking spider-man movie ever. fuck this guy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, it was so fucking embarrassing and pretentious. It's one thing to not like an average MCU movie, but he acts like it stole all his money, blew up his home, and killed his family. It's just a movie for christ's sake

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a cartoonfag, so can someonw explain why this board so obsessed with Superman fans? Seeing 2 or 3 threads crying about Superman fans every time I come to /toon/ is sad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hispanics who like Dragon Ball Z hate Superman and spam this board with with anti-Superman threads, and Superman threads also get spammed and derailed

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Can Superman have a movie, please?"
    >"Why are you so entitled!? Pathetic supergayorpedo!"

    what

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to make a Superman movie: remake Disney Hercules but with Superman

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as pathetic as a incel making a thread about the subject

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three captian america movies
    >three iron man movies
    >four thor films
    >literally more evil superman stand-ins in popular media than real superman adaptions
    i can understand the anger. at least the WB crossover fighter is giving us the real Superman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      captian america movies
      iron man movies
      >>four thor films
      more evil superman stand-ins in popular media than real superman adaptions
      doesn't Superman have 5 Real Superman movies?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he probably means modern movie because back then theres cap movie but its basically straight-to-tv film so theres only 2 superman returns and man of steel

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Superman is pathetic.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    betas: mAkE a SuPeRmAn MoViE
    chads: Superman TV shows are awesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman and Lois isn't bad or good enough for people to talk about it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those fags on the side.
        I hate them.

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