Why are there no movies that take place in Heaven?

Why are there no movies that take place in Heaven?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's nice Elle hangs out with her mom and grandma

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just spontaneously soft coomed

      And which one of those girls do you most want to be?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        never heard of this before. why did it flop?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was horrifically depressing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >666

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic seeing how he's burning in hell for suicide.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Cuba Gooning Jr.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >666
        >Robin Williams is definatly in hell

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, Cuba Gooding Jr. surely looked different back in the day, huh?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's actually set in purgatory

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they are not related moron

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just spontaneously soft coomed

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And which one of those girls do you most want to be?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13530933/Sanfilippo-syndrome-baby-childhood-dementia.html the one who has the least bushy eyebrows.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because the israelite / communist don't believe in a heaven, they think man is can be a god.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Heavenslop are the worst movies though, just infantile ChristBlack person garbage aimed at children.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Christcuck is ESL moron
      LMAO, can't make it up

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
    David Byrne already explained this

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    obviously all are hot but they all are bottle blondes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But they are all pale

      Paleness is the key aesthetic here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Elle "pigface" fanning
      >hot
      the simping here is never not pathetic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hollywood actress is hot

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actually pretty funny

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No eye has seen, no ear has heard, and no mind has imagined what God has prepared for those who love him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic seeing how he's burning in hell for suicide.

      I really hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but heaven and hell aren’t real.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like a mega redditor or underage

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to hell and so is everyone who doesn't accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. Sorry, not sorry.

          if heaven and hell aint real, then why am i rockin' right now?
          yeah thats what i thought, dip shit

          Seems like I hit a nerve. Understandable, it’s a tough pill to swallow. Think about the concept of heaven or hell for more than 60 seconds. You should come to the same conclusion unless you’re mentally challenged or something.

          Kinda funny you don't have and proof and evidence of your bold claim.

          >prove my assertion isn’t true
          Nice try, but I’m sure enough people have told you that’s not how burden of proof works, yet you keep playing dumb. You believe heaven and hell are real, so please provide proof. A claim made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Man, you would have LOVED /r/atheism in 2007
            >Verification not required.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you randomly bringing up atheism?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like I hit a nerve. Understandable, it’s a tough pill to swallow.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Huh?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like I hit a nerve. Understandable, it’s a tough pill to swallow.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I broke him. I didn’t know you people were this moronic, sorry about that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >nonresponsive
                nerve hit confirmed kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u
                Most well constructed religiousgay argument

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't even know what non-responsive means
                kek. 95 IQ reddit hicklib from bumfrick nowhere US confirmed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >devolves into buzzwords and memespeak
                Damn, I must have really did a number on you. They aren’t sending their best.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Keep on responding on a Friday night, Buford. Too poor to live in a city with a DSA chapter?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you’re either trolling now or genuinely moronic if you think I would understand your weird references. What website did you come from?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now it's just cute. Lonely, eh? I'm from Atheistmingle.com, trying to find lonely American atheists on the interwebs. What's your name?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Okay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            explain this then, moron
            yeah, thats what i thought again. dip shit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >sorry not sorry
            I love how theists prove how much theism and narcissism are related, and just overall immaturity (which is ego and insecurity) by acting like sassy black women when people straight up tell them that they are fricking idiots and that their special place isn't real

            Black folk can't accomplish shit because they are fricking idiots. you are acting like one.

            There are block holes in the universe. There are atoms. Shit is so impossibly amazing and we understand a lot. We have done a lot. It isn't because the bible tells us what to do.

            There is no god and there is no magical jesus and you aren't going to heaven, and the bad guys aren't going to hell

            Sorry not sorry.

            Provide evidence for anything supernatural or shut the frick up

            Get over yourself and understand how shit works you fricking idiot

            Has nothing to do with narcissisms, atheiets are the real threat to the world and you work for satan's bidding.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are going to live in hell for eternity it's not worth it, come to Jesus. Remember, all israelites go to hell too.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >you know that thing you don’t even believe in? Well you’re definitely going there when you die trust me bro also something about israelites
              lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to hell and so is everyone who doesn't accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. Sorry, not sorry.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >sorry not sorry
          I love how theists prove how much theism and narcissism are related, and just overall immaturity (which is ego and insecurity) by acting like sassy black women when people straight up tell them that they are fricking idiots and that their special place isn't real

          Black folk can't accomplish shit because they are fricking idiots. you are acting like one.

          There are block holes in the universe. There are atoms. Shit is so impossibly amazing and we understand a lot. We have done a lot. It isn't because the bible tells us what to do.

          There is no god and there is no magical jesus and you aren't going to heaven, and the bad guys aren't going to hell

          Sorry not sorry.

          Provide evidence for anything supernatural or shut the frick up

          Get over yourself and understand how shit works you fricking idiot

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >There are blackholes
            >There are atoms
            >Shit is so impossibly amazing
            But no God, huh? Explain why consciousness exists then and why we have a sense of "impossibly amazing". Science can't explain right brain hemisphere and intuition, only left brain and hard reason/logic.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The right brain/left brain idea isn’t even a real thing. Not helping your argument if you’re going to reference it.
              Not that anon but I don’t know how consciousness works, but even if we haven’t figured it out it doesn’t make
              >because God
              Any truer. That’s the god of the gaps fallacy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                this autistic Black person typed
                >Not helping your argument
                on a mongolian television discussion board kek

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >? Explain why consciousness exists then and why we have a sense of "impossibly amazing". Science can't explain right brain hemisphere and intuition, only left brain and hard reason/logic.
              That is the god of the gaps fallacy you goddamn stupid motherfricker

              There is no fricking god and if you think there is you are nothing but a spoiled dumbfrick butthole

              There is ZERO evidence for anything like god. You pretending little frickers have NOTHING.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Drunk detected.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Space doesn't exist, the world is flat just like the bible says. Come to Jesus, sinner. Stop believing in satanic science. You're going to hell. Your entire family is going to hell. You will burn for eternity. Every single second for eternity will be agonizing pain. You will remember this comment for eternity lol.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda funny you don't have and proof and evidence of your bold claim.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if heaven and hell aint real, then why am i rockin' right now?
        yeah thats what i thought, dip shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a demon posting from hell right now actually. Just spent a few hours burning the inside of Ronal Reagan's butthole with a burning hot poker and now im gonna shitpost for a bit before bed. If anyone sees God can you tell him I'm sorry, and I want to come home?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >If anyone sees God can you tell him I'm sorry, and I want to come home?
          What's the Christcuck lore here? Can a demon repent and return to heaven?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Depending on sect:

            >Presbyterian
            They cannot but they wish they could.

            >Catholic
            They could but they don't

            >Calvinist
            They cannot and don't want to

            >Anglican
            They're not in Hell yet, the resurrection hasn't happened.

            >Methodist
            They will choose to go to Hell at the resurrection.

            >Mormons
            Ever seen Battlestar Galactica?

            >Gnostics
            Why, can you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FACT! Christcucks are as bad as the woke left who think race and gender aren't real. I am sick of adults behaving like petulant children, people in western society really need to GROW the FRICK up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        any stance on a fundamentally faith-based issue is based on faith, i.e. a religious take. aka, you are religious for taking a stance on it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of vague and noncommittal. Bit of a uh running theme hm.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HEAVEN OR HELL
    LET’S ROCK

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the slightly acrid floral aroma.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh so where is the diversity? You can't just put 3 white girls together

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    funnily enough if you can ignore some random jumpscares... the beginning of midsommar is basically heaven.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who's that on the left?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sydney sweeney

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    Yeah, I think I’m going to frick off to altchans until the election year is over. Skydaddy asslickers are so miserable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're a homosexual.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kristen my mom, nicole my aunt, and fanning my older sister. Me? the sole male shota of the family.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    white bosom

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because people, regardless of what they say, love conflict and there is no conflict in Heaven. How would you sell it to imbeciles? Also movies are made to agitate and titillate. You don't want the cattle to leave from the screen calm and relaxed. You want the slop to excite them and give them something to yap about. b***h or praise... it's all equal.
    Welcome to Hell.

    PS: You can't portray "good" versus "evil" in a place where evil doesn't exist. Who's there to triumph over who?

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